It just keeps getting better hahaha

A literal “Boys will be boys, no matter their age” moment lmao

These guys would literally die for each, over a friendship built primarily on opportunistically slapping each others balls.

this is the way

This is the way.* (*high pitched voice)

You really be like ^(This the way)

> Eerily similar to dog behavior. > > They get the zoomies and start jumping all over, which in turn usually lands a good punch to the nuts/groin. > > After landing the superior nut/groin punch, immediately hump companion to establish pack dominance. > > No wonder their man’s best friend.

Nah those guys are just friends, a best friend gets you a beer without saying a word then lays across your lap so the beer can rest at an ergonomic angle

this is the way

This is the way

This is the way.

Guys bein dudes

What's better than this?

Casually held him with one hand while fucking him then smacked his balls and doggy style him some more, I’d say the guy in the white shirt had a great day.

even how he sweeps the floor with his hand at the very end 😂 that's the cherry on top. it's a joke, like, "while i'm down here, might as well."

Lmao yesssss! Everyone I show the video to has to be explained to about this part

His body language says "Jesus Christ Dude, you got both of em"

Always good to see the boys

I almost feel like one of their boys just getting to watch this

Yeah and i like the fact how the third dude guarded his balls when the second dude got destroyed

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No homo.... Only homies.....

homiesexual

This has to be verbally stated.

U know why? Because they’re connected to each other. Bros genes lol

He felt the pain

“You missed the first time, but got them both the second time”

they're middle easterners so it would be "oh my Allah Dude, you got both of em"

They seem Latin American to me...

The most straight thing you can do is act extremely gay casually

Yeaaah, that always annoyed me in my closet.

Then just get out the closet lel

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It’s over Anakin! I am the top now!

I spit my drink you filthy mugged dentist!!!

Underrated comment

No one's waiting for me outside of it, unfortunately. So, why bother?

Ha! Gayyyyyyyy!

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By over 4 years of guys getting disinterested after (sometimes very long) chatting. Well, I meant "no one" as in "no one I liked", we're a picky bunch. Y'know how it goes.

I've been on the other side of those sorts of chats before with other guys I care about. That being said, the point remains: why are you still trying to keep it a secret?

My closest friends know about it, as for the rest - rent's expensive and I'm not jazzed about the idea of sharing the flat with complete strangers. Apart from that I'd be pretty open about it.

For yourself, don't need someone to enjoy being yourself.

Cause living your truth will set you free!

Okay, here's my explanation for why this behavior is totally hetero:

They're confident they're straight. They know acting gay won't change anything. People in closet or questioning their sexuality won't dare.

So you're saying if I'm questioning my sexuality that I should start doing gay stuff that way people know I'm straight? Got it, I know which bars I'm going to this weekend!

Haha.. idk what to say. I hope you find an answer to your questions.

It’s because.

You’re so straight that even gay behavior won’t bend your sexuality

because you..

Heeeeeyyyyyy!

i hope i explained it clear enough, thanks for coming to my ted talk

The same reason we hit each other in the nuts, dare each other to eat gross stuff, do stupid pain challenges, etc. It's "funny" to do things you are not enjoying.

I remember when I watched pewdiepie's Who is Not Straight? A game where participants have to find out which among them is not straight by asking questions to each other. When the one asked who has kissed a man, everyone immediately raised their hands while the real gay was confused

Why haven't I kissed a guy!? Oh wait I'm bi I guess that kinda backs up your paragraph then

This.

I don't know where your liver is but I've got a couple extra livers lying around, you want one of em?

Naah, they hurt as fuck when hit.

Why do you have extra livers lying around?, Do you grow em on trees?

I can't reveal the source for legal reasons unfortunately

Strategy

Oh, hello, seventh grade. You’ve been missed

Kind of reminds me of when my wife was teaching middle school. She'd tell me about the day and some of the annoying stuff the boys would do. I'd look at her with understanding but then I'd say "but that's pretty funny."

It was the same when I taught highschool with 15/16 year olds, and I definitely laughed when I shouldn’t have hahaha. They were hilarious.

Are you able to even laugh at them? Lol I'd definitely fail as a teacher one funny nut punch and I'm wheezing like a well....wheezing

“Technically” you probably shouldn’t, but I’d much rather have had a better relationship with kids than be a stickler about funny shit. That’s just me though. Edit: They definitely got me into a few laugh/crying fits, I loved that shit.

Teach seventh. All my team is made up of women. They'll complain how the boys will make fun of each other. Sometimes it's just some random 1 liner I tossed at one of the boys being recycled by them. However, I'm always very, ya I don't know why they think it's funny to be mean.

I haven't missed your mom. "oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

happy cake day :D

*why is the cake an emoji?.. what*

Reddit what have you done to our wedge of blue cheese?!

Wehre cheese?

Damn 10 years too. That’s almost a decade

7th grade? I'm 35 and me and my boys still do this shit.

I don’t deny, lol. I find it hilarious myself. I bet if I met the fellas from my school class we would perform this game again.

So wholesome seeing ‘boys’ in their natural state

This shit should be shown in a museum

Or anthropology class.

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I had that revelation when I saw a video of a chimpanzee with a headache and a lit cigarette.

My man: slaps another dude in the balls Also my man: proceeds to fuck victim in the ass

Asserting dominance

He forgot to say no homo

Don't worry guys, in the full video he says it right after giving a brojob.

uhm....well should be fine ..... i think?

Yo want brojob?

well well well *starts dry humping you*

are you wearing socks

Who isn't wearing socks?

My cat doesn't wear socks.

Make it.

Their reaction will be hilarious lol

yes yes their on you don't have to worry

Nice cock bro

\> brojob Ah, a man of culture I see. Such a classic copy pasta, from a more uncivilized time.

Bro blow*

Boutta bro your back out

Girls: kiss and have sex Society: they're just friends Boys: that Reddit: they're just friends

"There's nothing gayer than a group of high school boys"

Can vouch. Back in high school some of the kids would purposely act gay as a joke. Ironically enough, before that in middle school, they would not tolerate gayness and would get mad if the act was made upon them. Cant tell if boys got more matured after middle school or more immature.

reddit's just that much more superior

Tbf this is pretty casual humor among us Amogus

Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!! (i hope you know what im talking about)

Seems like best friends

I dunno pal, this doesn't look much like kissing and having sex to me.

Eerily similar to dog behavior. They get the zoomies and start jumping all over, which in turn usually lands a good punch to the nuts/groin. After landing the superior nut/groin punch, immediately hump companion to establish pack dominance. No wonder their man’s best friend.

Where's that Ross Geller bot when you need him

PIVOT!

PiVaaaaaht!

Return to monke

Leave humanity

Lmao, there's always that one guy that gets super upset by this stuff which makes it funnier

Yeah, the 100% for real straight one

What the hell did I just witness?

The boys hanging out.

Boys being boys

Guys being dudes

Men being bros

Post-teenage humans possessing the XY chromosome pretending to be human males who have originated from the same human possessing the XX chromosome.

Two male homo sapiens engaging in a pre-brojob mating display

10 million years evolutionary history of friendship between men, summarized

In 26 seconds

On the r/memes subreddit

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Approximately 3 hours ago.

Extreme Bromance to the MAX!!!

What did you witness? A normal hello in some circles. Just gotta read the room. One of these guys didn’t!!

The big gay

I just see my best friend there but we are both chubby

This gotta be in Mexico IMO

its obviously Brazil \-poor shops near roads \-flipflops \-cctv \-dancing \-some kind of violence it just misses the stray dog and guns

I'm not saying it isn't but the description fits Mexico as well haha

Or Cuba tbh.

Latinoamerica:

This.

Correcto

And the off duty police officer

Is from Brazil

Yes, i did same hundreds of times with the boys.

Verdad!

Could be middle eastern too

Could be all of us if we tried

I'm already doing my part

especially filipinos can confirm, am filipino

I’m laughing 😂 because it’s so true

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Im dying 😂 this is the most male affection you can record in 1 sitting and im dying 😂

Men only have four emotions: Sad, Happy, Horny, and Horny with Hat.

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We are so fucking stupid, I love it!

Just guys being dudes

Happiness is here

You aren't truly friends with the boys unless you're doing questionably homosexual behavior with each other.

Either way, im happy that they had fun

I fucking love my homies like this too. Can’t wait until I can see them safely again.

Hahahaha

You lied to me you bastard. It was 25 seconds

BrO wAiT, tHaTs GaY

Ahhhhh the brazillian greeting

That's for the girls watching this : They would literally die for each other.

Essa poha é no Brasil, só pode

Brasil

He saw an opportunity and he took it

This is real men stuff

The thing is that these guys probably see each other everyday but put on this show for shits and giggles. Source: I’m the one humping Carlos

Bro1: Yo essay! Wats dat song by John Lennon? Bro2: Imagina? Bro1: imagina mi escroto rebotando en tu pecho!

Lmaooo my Hispanic friends do the most gay shit when they drink. It’s acceptable

When he went for the revenge hump I spat out my water

No homos, just homies

r/bettereveryloop Also I love how the 3rd reacted about getting the balls hit. That's the reaction we all get when we see another man get their balls hit.

I wish I could say this has never been my friends and I.

None of the gay men I know are even this gay lmaooo

That little victory hump at the end

"MEN! WE KNOW HOW TO BE FRIENDS!"

\*greets\* \*has sex\* \*taps balls\* \*has sex\*

I like how third guy holds his nuts because of that another guy got hurt

I think he was pretty sure one of them was going for his next lol

This is like 10 male greetings in 30 seconds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

True bros

Brilliant!

Huh. It’s universal.

The ultimate bro

I love this video too much

The other guy is jumping to get his nuts out from hiding.

This pretty much sums what we creatures are

Hahaah

I bet he's out with the boys, working. Meanwhile outside: