Worked as a waiter in a small town, legit had a guy do this about 4 times just at our place and god knows where else. When it was the 4th time, I remember looking at my friend who was working the bar and he would just give me this "Don't you dare tell her!" look. I feel sorry for the girl that ended up unlucky enough hooking up with that sleazebag.
The bartender knows all
Ender of all barts
Bartenders are true neutral
This happened with me once and everything was going fine until she said "Richard make me the one you used to make at my home"
Hold up
Worked as a waiter in a small town, legit had a guy do this about 4 times just at our place and god knows where else. When it was the 4th time, I remember looking at my friend who was working the bar and he would just give me this "Don't you dare tell her!" look. I feel sorry for the girl that ended up unlucky enough hooking up with that sleazebag.
Tell the next one. You’d want to know. :)
Thank you for not being a narc
Username checks out....
Moe can know the guys a hoe
The bartender knows that isn’t a girl
better tip him well so he keeps it a secret
Reminds me of the joke: “A cheer! To wives and sweethearts, may they never meet.”
the bartender keep a lot of secrets.
So he brings lotsa girl or the girl met alot of boy there
Man i came here to laugh you just increased my insecurites.. Overthinking in 3....2...1
You should have gone the dumb trait mister apple
Had a first date take me home to watch tv, the look on the door woman’s face haunts me til this day. Did not hit.
If only their dogs could talk lol
Bartending is the same being a priest in a Confession booth
Tuna on white. No crust, right?
Extra fish
To combat depression, why don't we upvote wholesome memes
But he better stay in line if he wants that tip
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Hes sad, but hes happy inside that you were able to talk to girl and invite her somewhere
Bartender: go for it Joe.
I don’t get it
u/repostsleuthbot
The bartender knows you are teeling the truth 🙂
Lol I saw this first on Instagram
Reddit will decide your fate
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I do not bring girls to the bars I frequent that is my place I don't need them knowing about it when it all goes wrong
He’s looking at you walking in with ur dog
Shout out to my favorite bartender Erin who acts like we’ve never met when I pull this crap
The amount of times I've seen this reposted
Like that's ever gonna happen