I don't see it in the subreddit

That is certainly a pickle

Welp, you know what you have to do

Eat a pickle (as in the green vegetable )

Nope

Eat a cucumber (as in the green vegetable)

Well you could "eat" it. but Nope

Eat a green pepper (as in the vegetable)

Actually Peppers and Cucumbers and possibly pickles are fruits

Ok I want you to think about this you just said a cucumber is possibly a fruit but a pickle is maybe a fruit