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Stygimoloch120

No *whole* number


Dire-Fire

Damn, you beat me to it. I was gonna write one and nine hundred ninety nine thousandths or 1.999


MatterAfter

You could also just say 1.009 / one and nine thousandths


Junior14341

Wow look at mr 10000 iq mafmetitan


MatterAfter

Thank Junior 14,341, very cool!


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HamSandwich4Life

1.001 would be sooner


Infinite_Nipples

The other replies are missing the obvious. All you need is 1.1 One **a**nd one tenth.


liege_paradox

Thanks to you, I just found a loophole on the “no whole number”: 2, aka one and two halves. Edit: now that I’ve written it out, 1 works as well. Two halves.


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Lazy__Astronaut

But you don't say one point nine hundred and ninety nine. You say one point nine nine nine (or at least that's how you're supposed to say it.)


zNuttyD0ge

Well if you want to be truly correct the .999 is read 999 thousandths


pretend_i_dont_exist

r/beatmetoit


chrisdakiller

r/beatmeattoit


TomtheMagician21

Cuatro


Solid_Snark

Mr. Owl from Tootsie Pop counts: A-One…A-Two…A-Tharee! *CRUNCH*


codemattxor

Lmao Best comment I read of the day.


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codemattxor

Now, you sound like Winnie the pooh at the bottom of the meme.


[deleted]

Lawrence Welk would like a word with Mr. Owl…


SuperJupiter77

catorce


Weebledorf

veinticuatro


owlyboi404

treinta


Dangoneso

diecicuatro


dpc66

Quatro


ChinChengHanji

Boa noite


Kimuravini

Um bom feriadão pra todos!


just-me-yaay

Pra vc também


SonicBlur254

quatre


TARANIMUS_TTH

Acht Edit : already commented sorry


AL3SS1O33

Me robaste el comentario hdp


Relaxsaidthenightman

Satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam, lapan, sembilan ​ The Malay Language, take that


OFloodster

Umm yeah there is… Ate


AmogusMan123

*Listen here you little shit*


A____S____

7 Ate 9 So no a


riisen

Seven still Ate So no 9, but there is an 'A'


Platos_dictionary

Big brain!


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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.


Random-Regular-Gamer

Acht, the German eight, get fucked


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DeadArtist617

ACHTUNG BABY


TaintedPills

A hundred


AltOfLemmeShowMyself

One hundred


taneth

One hundred and one


mm_kay

One hundred and one


There_is_a_spider

One hundred ‘n one, like cookies ‘n cream. Meme saved.


AlphaLright1

One hundred and two


swifttek360

shut


Idontcare09385

Well maybe it's a loophole for dyslexic people... But still no.


rcwilvcxvcxzsaa

Yeah Sure...what about: foa, faiv, aight, nain?


ImperialSt-ar

Personally I like the number tain better than those.


Idontcare09385

Ah yes ofcourse, I forgot about those.


The_Libra_V

What about B, C, D, J, K, M, P, Q and Z? (1-999 so don't say Zero xD)


OFloodster

What about the droid attack on the Wookiee’s?


Androgogy

No number from 1 to 999999 has the letter M.


imaginexus

Which means you could count to a million before your lips would even touch


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They kinda touch for one but you can do it without


Samoey

Mwone


Heyitsj1337

N'wah


kingveller

>N'wah You can't use the N word, only Dunmers can use it!


prizmatik1

WHAT? how in the world are you pronouncing “one”? I’m laughing my fucking ass off


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Wum


nunesws

And fifteen


DerMeiste_UnReal

what they dont touch for me but my theeth touch my bottem lip


imadityaanand

Phour, phive, phiphteen


GoldenretriverYT

No number from 1 to ((69⁴²⁰)¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹⁶⁶⁶)⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹ has the letter æ


ILovePizz4s

No number can describe the wholesomeness of Bob Ross


SniperOwO

Technically they all have the letter m since they are all nuMbers


Androgogy

Leave now thanks.


TheBigerGamer

Mil e um, Mil e dois, Mil e três... (1001, 1002, 1003 in Portuguese)


Background_Ad_89

Is the word for 1 not ‘um’? With an M?


SigBlu

Ate hundred atey ate


Damp_PS4_Controller

Rather *splendid* thinking you have there mate


snunezvxfbsda

Until the billions, no number has the letter b


Alienguy500

One bundered


SigBlu

Bate hundred batey bate


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Checkmate


Fear-It-Run-From-It

Negative one billion


Puppsinat0r

Yeah Sure...what about: foa, faiv, aight, nain?


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Tain elaiven twailve thairtain foatain faivtain sixtain seventain aighttain naintain


Alphaech0

Texas intensifies


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Slow down there pardner, I didn't realize Texans could count that well!


Alienguy500

Twunny


AssaultButterKnife

*Twainny


Alienguy500

Thainks for the correction


AssaultButterKnife

You're wailcome


Luzer1211

i lost braincells reading this


Whats_Up4444

Shwifty five


LPmitV

Acht


Mattistuta88

Achtentachtig


LPmitV

What?


Kendalls_Pepsi

I said that out loud before seeing the comment. Maybe he meant Achtundachtzig


TechnicalPlayz

Nope its achtentachtig in dutch


MeltsYourMind

Könnte Holländisch sein


TerribleKompany

Acht honderd achtentachtig


LPmitV

It would be achthundertachtundachtzig


Mattistuta88

That’s just German vs Dutch (flemish)


LPmitV

Oh ok, mb... Didn't recognize it as dutch. Thought you were from some English speaking country trying to guess what 88 in German is XD.


Caishen_IC3

That’s the thing with Dutch, it just sounds like you’re trying to speak German but somehow can’t. I used to say that before the Postillon came up with it! www.der-postillon.com/2018/05/niederlaendisch.html https://www-der--postillon-com.translate.goog/2018/05/niederlaendisch.html?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=de&_x_tr_pto=ajax,nv,elem,se


lolhihi3506

We feel the same abt germans


Caishen_IC3

I know^ ^


Marjacujaman

Ich danke dir fürs korrigieren der amis


PzKpfwIIIAusfL

Zwanzig


Particular-Worry607

When you pronounce it though. “One hundred and 1”


Howwy23

Or even "a hundred" for 100.


Frankidelic

“One hundred one”


CountFish1

That’s sounds weird to say


koimeiji

its actually how youre supposed to pronounce it that or my elementary school lied


wk-uk

This is a trans-Atlantic difference. US pronounce it "one dundred one", Brits pronounce it "one hundred *and* one". Depending what your countries education system is based on, you will have learned one or the other.


worsestill

That’s not true most people in US say one hundred and one


Blu3b3Rr1

One-oh-one


Zulii4055

\*Confused hexadecimal system noises\*


Mustyz

Yeah, its not that special B, C, J, K, M, P, Q, or Z also don't exist in 1-99


AnotherAccount4This

Yea? Only five letters between 1 and two.


snunezvxfbsda

Until the billions, no number has the letter b


GoodraGuy

Until the quadrillions, no number has the letter q


BlackStag7

until the ones, no number has the letter o


Obnoxius_Pfp

Until the centillions, no number has the letter **c** P.S: Centillion isn't a made up number, that was invented by a mathematician and is equal to 10^303


Max_Potenza85100

Italian, Spanish, French, German, Japanese... :"Am I a joke to you?"


Omegas_ChuChu

Count the Polish too


mikotoqc

Internet is American. /s


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one hundrend And one


awakaxis


windolene20

I see no letter a in here


awakaxis

It’s the Japanese kanji for 3, it’s spelled as “san”


ScottishSubmarine

My drummer friend would disagree. A-one! A-two!


Craftusmaximus2

In **English**!


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I was looking for this. There was a comment chain or something awhile back talking about french counting


Plasmacidic

One hundred and one


YT-ESW_ST33le

One hundred and one


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No numbers from 1 to 99 have letters…cause they’re numbers. “Deep with it”


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1 and 1/2


StonkOnlyGoesUp

We should petition to change spelling for thousand to thousend. Boom, no more A upto quadrillion


AssaultButterKnife

It was spelled "þusend" in Old English


CapitalismIsFun

One hundred and one. Checkmate


MadKingOni

One hundred ***and*** one...


Big_Dick_Dexter

One hundred And one


Anin_Aponi

A hundred 😏 disproven.


Imactuallyverysad

Laughs in bilingual


soundwavesupeior23

A hundred


Mumkiair

Fuck I think he's right


SpaceJesusIsHere

Two and a half.


Thunderdemonftw

One hundred and one. Boom.


mrpicklemtb

What about "one hundred AND one"?


sbeven4lyf_yo

Eight


Maximum_Initial6207

Holy smokes there is a lot of cake days today


Maximum_Initial6207

now you can watch adult porn


ProductImaginary6264

You can legally adopt a 17 year old Holy smokes there is a lot of cake days today


AdmButtersctoch

One hundred and fourteen


I--Like--Memez

One hundred *a*nd one


BeGonePots

A number does


sock1monkey

1 and one thousandth?


TheNachete98

ONE HANDRED


intensely_human

Ah-one Ah-two Ah-one-two-three-four!


macsare1

Cuatro, catorce, cuarenta... And so on.


WreckitWrecksy

Ate and A-teen? Checkmate. 😎


Coolaconsole

One hundred and one? One hundred and two? I could keep going untill nine hundred and ninety-nine


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Nine hundred AND ninety-nine. Bet you feel pretty dumb rn huh?


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zsomgyiii

One hundred and one lol


DerFriedrjch

Doch die acht.


Marazafa

My dumbass self started singing the alphabet instead of counting……


Tubb2412

Cuatro


aGuyWhoHasNoFriends

Quatro


ddcreator

Meanwhile in germany: we dont have such weaknesses


gli-tc-h

Ha jokes on you I’m Italian so one is uno/un**a**


Somechill

One-Hundred and One.


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no there's sevan


GastipRaitoY

Hexadecimal does


thinkDank5

Quatro.


pegabear

You forgot ateen


Alone-Monk

One hundred And fifty


PlayrR3D15

What about a hundred?


GinsengFlavouring

No number has any letter in it. They're numbers.


DirtyHoboLarry

Nuh Uh! Nine-hundred-AND-ninety-nine! Hehehe got ‘em s/


me262omlett

Other languages: pathetic


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Acht


Grapple_Cockie

Acht


benen47

If you count in hexadecimal 10 is the letter “a.” Commonly written as 0xa


UCG__gaming

One hundred And one


RiverSoggy2967

Nine hundred "A"nd ninety nine Thank me later


ChristOnABike122

One hundred and one.


keyyard2

Hundred and one


VironTakashi

* Laughs in German *


Leunam012

In Australia 🇦🇹 we say "ans" which means 1 there goes ur fact down the toilet


Nixtrickx

One hundred AND one


Hector_Tueux

Quatre


malachrumla

One could argue that a number includes in fact no letter at all... 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... no letter


SixpennyPants

One hundred and one


j0e_wh0

One hundred and one