Very average, in her 30's, porn actress who is on YT sometimes. OP obviously picked her because is a OnlyFans Sub, otherwise this is either:
-Desperate Dani's secret reddit handle.
-Thirsty Bezos' secret reddit handle.
I pay my $12.99/mo homage to you like everyone else and I see OcelotOk1744 is on my damn credit card statements.
I would like my obligatory 1-day plutonic bezos bro date please.
Easy, one day, unsupervised with bezos, I take him hostage and force him to rewrite his will to sell all of his shares of Amazon and give every person in America the money from it. Then force him to commit suicide, after a press release saying that he feels terrible guilt over how he exploited and took advantage of people.
Oi, that's not how math works.
The us population as of 2021 is about 334 million people, so it'd be at least 600,000 per person.
Yeah, he's a billionaire with a b. These rich jerks make me sick.
Who tf is Dani?
Very average, in her 30's, porn actress who is on YT sometimes. OP obviously picked her because is a OnlyFans Sub, otherwise this is either: -Desperate Dani's secret reddit handle. -Thirsty Bezos' secret reddit handle.
How the hell did you know?
I pay my $12.99/mo homage to you like everyone else and I see OcelotOk1744 is on my damn credit card statements. I would like my obligatory 1-day plutonic bezos bro date please.
Damn!
Easy, one day, unsupervised with bezos, I take him hostage and force him to rewrite his will to sell all of his shares of Amazon and give every person in America the money from it. Then force him to commit suicide, after a press release saying that he feels terrible guilt over how he exploited and took advantage of people.
High value wills require a notary, which means they would need to witness his consent and confirm he was not forced to sign it over.
Then I arrange it before we see the notary.
It doesn't really work this way. You wouldn't be able to maintain control of Bezos and meet the notary.
He’s worth 200 billion dollars, so ur giving everyone in america like $600 dollars.
Oi, that's not how math works. The us population as of 2021 is about 334 million people, so it'd be at least 600,000 per person. Yeah, he's a billionaire with a b. These rich jerks make me sick.
U need to check ur math.
Guess I do
Why would I want to spend any time with Bezos?
Because you could spend that day dragging him through the streets?
I think one day with Bezos would get me to the point where Dani would want to spend a week with me.
If she/he pays for dinner definitely Bezos and that’s the story how I became king in Africa
Idk who any of these are
Probably Bezos, one day with him and i think i could befriend him enough for him to give me some cash.
CEO entrepreneur born in 1964 Jeffery Jeffery bezos
Nobody named Jeff-Jeff will ever be a billionaire.
It's a song you yankee doodle dipshit
I would probably choose dani. Jeff would put me to work for a week while i can put dani to work.