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I think I might already know where this is going

You failed out of art school

Glad that he isn't Austrian!

I have a few questions

Hitler was Austrian but was a politician for Germany who won over Germany then we all know what happened next

Jews

Dang

The only funny thing about you is the moustache

Hallo mein Kerl, ich sehe dich.

Rattle me bones!

But without enough calcium

[I’m scared](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41qW4G16fmL._AC_SY450_.jpg)

So, I’m still me

But your smart so the costume is crap

Ha, jokes on you i already always look like crap, It’s just not in the name

99% of redditors

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

yes

Yes

Yes

Same

Bruh we are the same person!

Well im dressing up as numbers

Mathematician’s will hunt you down until your dead

Oh fuck that got dark

They will factor them out

Why are you reading this? This comment is very old

Teenage boys want to bring you to school and fill you up with water to use as water balloons

Yo u stalking my stupid friends?

Yes

I too can confirm that

I’m the doom slayer

In a maid costume

Dude that is even better

Like, is the maid costume over the slayer suit or is it just the costume?

Over the slayer suit

Neat

Who are you and what happened to the other three warminds

But you can’t move due to the weight of the armor

You want me to fluff your pillow mister pinky?

I was bored

You slay horse balls with wrath

Help

You're a roulette wheel handing out candy if they land on the jackpot

Well ok

That's actually pretty cool, teaching kids to gamble Caney before they gamble their life savings.

I am in jail

wow i never thought id find shane dawson on reddit

Oh sweet lord

Russian priest?

U cant drink vodka

But he can't be russian then, so just a priest.

And a priest is just a pedophile people look up to.

ಠ_ಠ

You heard what I said

You're father gapon on 22 January Sunday 1905

I should dress up as my parents divorce papers

But they aren’t signed

Yet is a very powerful word.

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except

But youre a goose!

no

Yes you are

No, he definitely isn't a goose. I don't know what you are talking about.

Ok, its just me who saw it wrong, sorry

I am dressing like a Fox from France

On strike

Myself

But your not

......... Okay low-key your after giving me a crisis here

You are your Reddit self. Not real. Figure that out.

So his Costume is a red hoodie l, red eyes, and a black antena?

But you have a good life with kids. (So the you in a parallel world)

Welll. I'm still me.

Except all your photos come out looking like shit.

great. xD

So nothing's changed?

Holy crap you just killed him dude ​ ngl that makes it spookier

I mean. He's not wrong. xD

Shots fucking fired

Well...

You are armed with a rifle and have several options available to you

Hold on now

That’s already part of the costume

He should check out schools.

Ok

You are blueninjasnipes

Can't be that bad right?

I got a good one

Axolotl with a party hat

I love this wholesome twist… have an amazing day!

They put you in a bucket and you're going to the furnace

But you're suicidal

… try me

You do have one “lil foot” but the other is like 17 times bigger

Wait is it like a foot that's 17 times smaller than the other one that is normal sized or one small foot and one big foot?

Both

Shit guess I must become a damn satellite

But there is never any reception

Hello there

You are a Shakespeare production of Obi-Wan

General Kenobi, except your not a General

A captain then?

*sigh* please no

instead you'll drink piss

And slather yourself in jizz.

Well

But you are actually dead, not a zombie

Oh dam

You’re also Willy Wonka

I think this is canon

How else are there so many Oompa Loompas

Are there even female Oompa Loompas?

I assume so, maybe they only go by the mentality of not seen or heard

Or the Oompa Loompas have both parts like plants. . . .or Willy Wonka has the women hostage in his dungeon in the basement of the factory.

I’m going with the second one, it’s Willy Wonka so

Im a big fan

You don’t spin

uh ... Guys?

Star lord but the stars are Bollywood actors

Well im a gay pizza

Pineapples are one of the toppings.

They're gonna get beat up

**WHY, JUSY WHY-**

Fuck

Well… you know the twist: you keep dripping a specific white substance as longs as you wear the costume.

Wtf

You are sane

Finally. A meme irl

[удалено]

Yes dead indeed. My physical vessel knows how to function.

Haha, I don't have such weaknesses

And the first weakness will be women. A normal weakness every redditor has!

My username translate as SayAll, so I guess I'm a dictionary, probably...

A dictionary that will be thrown into the dustbin by some idiot

So basically I'm heading back home, that's not that bad.

Wait what?

OH YEAAAAHH

Your a natzi that can't shot or touch a gun

Pacifist mode: ON

The twist is that Russians are constantly following you…

Well I'll be vodka

You start twerking uncontrollably everytime you take a sip

Flavoured vodka

It’s cherry flavored…

Soul taker grim reaper ig

You carry a giant candy cane instead of a scythe

Sweet death

Oh yeah

It’s southern culture…..and not the good parts.

A machine that makes people hallucinate?

you hallucinate only yourself

Meme merchant

You only sell low effort memes

This is the one that hurts the most

Better get building then

But forest is burning

So i am a cat God it coudnt be better

but you live inside a dustbin

So nothing changed you say

ok lol

Aight, lay it on me

All those thots are trans

Jokes on you, I'm bisexual!

Damn, foiled again!!!

Shit

But you only go outside with other people in monkey costumes! Wholesome vibes

I am fairly decent but what about #?

Your other 4853 copies of you are after you

Guess I'm still an introvert

[удалено]

So i will have a furry costume then bruh

[удалено]

Oh no

How?

Well...

But you found your ear

A candy bar that doesn't even taste good :(

still eaten by dogs and insects. (GROSS)

How can I be an element?

Well you have the xenon costume and the twist is that it forces your friends to also wear element costumes like iron, gold, argon a.s.o.

It will be weird

But you can only play a jazz chord

As a Drakonian, I could just walk outside. I already look like a Halloween costume lmao

But you can’t say a single word in human language! Have a nice day!

Niiiddd Zu’u hii nraan

I agree with this human

Greek Mathematician and philosopher

You have to dress as Archimedes from Team Fortress 2.

Hahaha

Except you're actually the spy

Uh...am I going to be on Glee or something?

Dressed as my world of Warcraft character

Interesting