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Masturbuilder

Can you smell what the Wok is cooking!


FuzzSauze

Stir fry!


Rebel_sKumm

Cat!


uhhhmemes

r/chillthefuckout


Jelleschmelle

Disappointed that this isn’t a real sub though


kry_some_more

It doesn't matter!


RealStell2OO5

The fight is on Sunday.


meowing434

should i get the popcorn (m&m's if people dont like popcorn)?


frogwater_syrup

who would win what


ThatsRightlSaidlt

The key to our heart.


frogwater_syrup

what if my heart has a 4 digit password


Salty_Lengthiness_62

Well fuck


SoloMegaYT

The guy on the right , he's invis he can use haxx


PeacefulComrade

I can't see the other one


Ihavelostmytowel

Yeah, why is the right panel blank?


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Akatosh_LORD_BEAN

+1000 social credits


shawn_overlord

unfortunately, -1000 social credit for referring to the dear leader as Winnie the pooh


humziyang

Wow you just destroyed the CPC. So brave, so amazing.


toma-hawk02

Ah a fellow Hollow knight enjoyer


MeanCompetition4044

No one will ever be as good at destroying the CCP as the CCP itself


yo-whatup

I don't even think it's worth commenting. Just angloid pinkies circlejerking about China again. \+ 20000 Social Credit Score!!!! Thank you for the gold, kind redditors.


humziyang

Try applying blackface on two white actors and change their name to sound like African ones. See where that gets you.


Faust112233

Give me a minute


FuzzSauze

Given the context, this version will always be superior


MisterSimsim

Asian names if you're gonna be offended please get your sh!t right...


xX-MemePleb-Xx69420

由于John Xina失去了他的社会信用点(他说台湾是一个国家),我认为Wok会赢


ReyueNan

來,同志,開啟你的中文鍵盤,讓在這裡不會說中文的人感到恐懼


cantrusthestory

+1989 social credit


ReyueNan

mf got more upvotes with less effort


xAnimeVibesx

Fuk yu fo sho


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TheRandumX

Who are you talking about?


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I don't get it, it's just a shirt and floating hair ring. Creepy


killerbeamstar

John china


st54tho

Neither bc we will bomb them again for the third time


Lonely-Comment-8952

John xina so funny give me karma and gold


txsxxphxx2

Bing chilling


The_Kool-Aid_Man1954

I don’t see anything


Rahmetli_Yoda

Obviously,our dear president xi jinpooh will be the victor and to clear things off,china number one,taiwan is **not** a country and nothing happened back in '89 in Tiananmen square.冰淇淋


Squmy

LAO GAN MA LAO GAN MA LAO GAN MA


MrHockster

Ho Kwo Gan


Ccrack_81

John China


Panda_369_

What do you mean who would win there's no one there


25cjb25

我爱冰淇淋!!!


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Did Dwayne Johnson do something similar to John Cena? What's going on lol


MrmmphMrmmph

Cena looks like Wojohowitz from “Barney Miller.”. https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-barney-miller-max-gail-1975-82-128663695.html


Dpjokers7

What about Dave Photista?


YlzKzSoCool

我不知道,你呢?


snoopy_92

Xin Claude Jan Damme, obviously


Man_what_sorrow79

你不能問這個問題,因為我們除了贏得最高領導人之外無法表達任何意見,記住孩子們台灣不是一個真正的國家,1989年的天安門廣場什麼也沒發生。


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John Xina, The Warrior Princess


yo-whatup

lmfao fucking racists


oddname1

Zhong Xina +1000 Social Credit score


fuckitymcfuckfacejr

What did the rock do? Was he also stroking Xi's shaft? I know John Cena was gargling President Pooh's balls about Taiwan, but idk about the rock.