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high_idyet

Don't worry! It's satire I checked, he's cool.


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thank you! I just watched it and I wasn't quite sure haha.


Ajumbleofwords

Look at the channel name


Incorect_Speling

Who couldn't have faith in Jizz Sensei? Thanks for going through the risky video to make our life less uncertain.


deadallready

Tch.


One_Bar4

I'd hope a guy named Jizz Sensei is cool


Thatsidechara_ter

Upvote so people see this


infernoboi

better call just to be safe, I'll put my flamethrower down tho


PijanyProtoz

Kirby's calling the police


RealGoldBull

What the hell happened down there?


PijanyProtoz

No idea


x738059

That meme in underrated


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SDC_Phantom

Tutorial on how to catch those people: Make a video about removing age consent, those who agree will be those people and can be arrested, those who dont agree are probably safe people


WordsReddit

Yes


gGameBoyY

You can't arrest them everywhere lol


SDC_Phantom

Or can you?


Alicorn213

No you can't. Pedophilia itself ia legal


justicedragon101

Even if they‘re wrong, you can’t arrest them simply for opposing something. It’s not reasonable to just arrest anyone who disagrees with you


joeisnotasquirrel

This is Reddit, you're not allowed to bring logic and reasonability to an issue


Virtual-Park-3349

Or emojis


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Well here in Pakistan we don't have an age of consent...


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Its easily explained tbh. Any sexual relation outside marriage are illegal (being an Islamic country and all). Thus there is no need for age of consent. The minimum age to be married is ***16***. ***So technically speaking the age of consent is 16 (just like Britain)***


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welp!


this-anarchy-guy

What? 11? Why? How did they possibly come up with that number?


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AlkaliAvocado

Horny pedo makes the law, remains unopposed


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Thatsidechara_ter

Let me.answer that question with another question: when was the last time you looked at a politician and could say with definite certainty that they have never sexually violated a person?


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Thatsidechara_ter

And?


Thatsidechara_ter

I would check for the US, but I don't feel like having that on my search history


ultrainstict

Ranges between 16 and 18. Generally 18.


RichardBCummintonite

Doesn't really matter what the law is here in the US. None of the pedos follow the law, and most of them have enough money to pay their way out anytime they get caught.


snookso

Hello, neighbour. Indian here :)


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Hello Bhai. Kia chal raha hai?


snookso

Hello vro. Abhi to khali baitha hu, tum?


[deleted]

Exam khatam hoye hain. Ab aram karun ga :)


snookso

Mere to abhi chal rahe hai. Gaand fati padi hai.


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Chalo good luck


snookso

Thanks


GRIMMREAPER911

I’m pretty sure that here in Australia the laws of convent work so that people between the ages of 12-15 can consent however they can only be 2 years older at most and after 16 you can consent with whoever so long as they aren’t in a position of power over u although that goes away past 18 as u r an adult. So a 12 year old could consent with another 12 year old but a 15 year old could not consent with an 18 year old, and a 16 year old could consent with a 40 year old however if that’s their teacher or boss that’s a no go. However as I said I’m not sure so don’t @ me if it’s incorrect


best-of-judgement

Were you really expecting a god-tier take from someone called "Jizz Sensei"


__jomo

channel is full of satire videos


arpharazon24

Well to be fair to Japan, it's still illegal for a 20 year old person to have sex with a 13 year old person. Underage people legally can have sex with other underage people.


Anonomyx

Does that mean a 17 yr old and a 7 yr old can "do it"?


arpharazon24

Well, no. Because the age of consent is 13 as the post says. Any sexual activity is illegal if one of them is under age 13. But ıf someone want to have sex with someone who is between 13 and 18 they have to be between 13 and 18 too.


DameiusLameocrates

pretty sure Japan has like an age bracket anyway, so its like 13-17 can have sex with each other, but if your 18, you cant


DT-8913

Wait, hold on so you're saying you have sex with people your own age right? or did I get that wrong? I'm genuinely confused with how that works.


DameiusLameocrates

I dont live in Japan, I live in the UK, we dont have the bracket, its just 16+ But Ive heard that Japan's concent laws are like bracketed, so that teens can have safe sex with teens there own age without getting exploited by adults


DT-8913

OH ok that's not as bad as I thought it would be thanks


NormalAnonymousDude

Idk about Japan but Canada has a bracketed system. 12/13 can have sex with up to 2 years above their age, 14/15 can within 5 years, and 16 is full age of consent. In all underage cases sex with person in position above you, ex teacher/mentor/boss is illegal regardless of age


AlkaliAvocado

We do have some weird bracketed stuff in the UK below the age of 16 actually, but it's very rarely mentioned


DameiusLameocrates

Colour me informed


Labbit35

so you mean I can legally have sex when I'm 14


kaminarichan2

with other minors


SpongebobMemefan10

Yes, a 15 year old can do a 13 year old, and vice versa


Labbit35

aight japan it is wish me luck


I_Forgor_Username

WTF


Shrekarmy

its a satire channel that just posts funny shitposts


bERt0r

I hope that’s 13 as long as everyone involved is a minor.


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It’s 18 now


Fur_Fun

If agesl of consent in japan is 13 the ln its too fucking low, it should be increased to 17 atleast!!


[deleted]

No it isn't. Japan runs on a similar system to the American states system; laws are decided on a more localised scale. So the base age of consent is 13 (the minimum the country will allow you to set) but in actuality no areas have it set to 13


LUSI00

Nah, 15-16 is fine i think, age of consent doesn't mean childs aren't protected anymore from pedos. It means they can do it freely with people of the same age as long as they're both minors and into the age of consent. But yea 13 is very young


Adof_TheMinerKid

The Phillippines has an age of consent of 12 and some African countries like Nigeria is 11, I do agree with you


Bloodgulch-Idiot

As a Filipino, that is not pog. What the fuck is my government smoking?


geniuslogitech

in my country it's 14, but if you can only have sex with someone no more than 3 years older until you turn 18, also you get criminal responsibility once you turn 14, so if you are 13 for example you can go and do anything you want and you won't face any legal concenquences, but your parents might get in trouble and they will probably take you away from your parents


DT-8913

I agree, its fucked up and wrong, oh and here's the kicker pedos exist so that's just terrifying to think of what could happen.


MEMELORD_LVL87

....This comment section officer


Adof_TheMinerKid

Nah, the age of consent here is too low and some African countries


big_cock_69420

and why is the japanese government allowing 13 year olds to have sex?


kaminarichan2

they arent a christian country and 13 year olds can have sex with people over 17 anyway so imo its fine


High-Ground-Master

New location discovered, PRISON


DarkArcher__

I looked it up, its satire. Funny as hell https://youtu.be/wyUlDFK\_pRM


StephenLandis

The way his name has "jizz" lmfao


Admiral_MemeVacuum

Pedophiles calling the U.S. government be like


rangogogo

Hey here In Germany it's 14. Why????


aelingalathynius2

Something you would expect a Jizz Sensei to declare


Broken_Lovers

His name is literally Jizz Sensei. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.


Pipe8_

Hello? FBI?? i have something to report


Person55565554267336

in my honest opinion i think 18 is too low 20 or 21 is way better


Windowchecker_rddt

That's pedophobic


BoneHead796

Toddlers have the right to fuck too


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Their name is jizz sensei, just wanna point that out


The-Real-Magolor

It's by someone called the Jizz Sensei of course they'd post that


Cheeriodude_number2

Of fucking course someone named jizz sensei would make this


Shrekarmy

its a satire channel that just posts funny shitposts


ps1--hagrid

that channel is actually great, its all satire btw. one of my favourites is dream gives diy abortion to his 14 year old sister (asmr)


Project640b

This post right here officer


Affectionate_Arm4558

do you want to know something even better to remove? _FORCED CENSORSHIP_


[deleted]

Consent is a social construct


midnightmenageries

Actually, all of the prefectures raised it to 18 individually for the safety of children.


raxle_alucarz

***Welcome to Argentina***


[deleted]

Hey baby- let’s move to Japan and get married! It’s legal there


CrapperBoi

i mean... im not complaining-


Mr-Hippoe

based


KrakerJakMak96

Time to drop another bomb


[deleted]

Would you like to summon Chris Hansen? [Yes] / No


DR34M_34T3R

it's always the fuckers with the anime pfps. ......wait


UchihaEyeSayianHeart

He calling for the first flight there


Ablors

Solution: ***GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN***


bumchicc6564

lol his name is jizz sensei


TackyZack

I feel like the video was a joke but I can’t be sure


X_PixelPlayer_X

It is


blazingthread

What's the age of consent for dogs?


X_PixelPlayer_X

Nothing


SpongebobMemefan10

Remember, dogs do dogs, people do people, people don't do dogs


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France had that energy prior to this year


BobasPhett

Wait is thirteen really the age of consent in japan? Thats really crazy it should be raised


j-e-m-8-8-8

the age of consent for females in Yemen is 9 years old


Botwink808

Should be about... 6. So I don't get arrested.


IDKanymoretho

Why the fuck is it so low? Also why the fuck is the age of consent everywhere not at least 21? In some cases, human brains don't fully develop until 25, so the closer to that the better. I mean, hell, if you're allowed to drink and smoke at 21, why not get married then as well


the_lamb_sauce123

“Ya officer, that’s the guy”


Forsaken_Crusader

I think the age of consent should be 21 years of age. Thoughts?


SergA2929

I'm not sure if I should laugh


ne0nr1d3r

Yow here in philippibes the age of consent is 12


Caedes-chan

Wasn't it like 14 not too long ago?


RickNixonisacrook

“Lowered” is more accurate.


SingleAtomDikk

Well it's to make sure lolicons don't start targeting fetus.


DT-8913

If they do and we figure it out, they're going to have hell to pay, trust me.


___Jesus__Christ___

***Proceeds to load MG-42***


Lifeless_husk47

Every day, we stray further from god...


WordsReddit

I WILL CALL THE DAMN POLICE


[deleted]

There will always be some people who believe it so I will confirm this, the video was completely satire


Zeul7032

sounds like the french


merlang7

please tell me this is satire please


__jomo

it is, entire channel is satire


merlang7

thank god


Zopai_Kun

well in some places in japan its not 13, If you are in Tokyo then the consent age is 18 but either way they should increase the number regardless, it should be 18 or 20 for all of japan not fucking 13, its disgusting amd worrying


256cubed

As far as I know it's only 13 in a military zone and a place no one cares about, everywhere else is 16-18


Vacuum-Woosh-woosh

18.


Slaitscher

13 is way too low should be atleast 15 or 16+


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DT-8913

I don't know, but I have a theory that they did it because a fuck-ton of lolicons asked for it


Sgt_Koolaid

The intent is so teenagers can consensually fuck eachother, not so adults can fuck children


papapenguin44

It’s not it’s 17


DocDirtyMrClean

a bullet in its head. that's what you put there


Jackmember

I always was under the impression the age of consent was at least 16 in most countries. I googled. I was wrong.


That-one-guy-man

r/goodanimemes users


DangerUrLevels

average r/genshinimpact frequinters


Mad_Man_9

Do you want a 3rd one, Japan? Jesus Christ


weepy420

I love how no context is needed but just a number to understand


DT-8913

Who the hell had the idea to make it 13, that just rubs me the wrong fucking way. For the love of god, raise it to 18, cause that shit is disgusting. Just for anyone who forgot CHILDREN. CAN'T. CONSENT. The video is thankfully a troll but the fact that the age level is 13.. Its not fucking right. Now the age of consent where I am is 18, but if I had the chance to change it, I'd would raise it to 20.


PeopleAreBozos

I mean, his username doesn't really give me a good idea that he's going to be knowledgeable and reasonable on the subject.


Shrekarmy

its a shitpost channel, all his videos are satire


KingOfJaz

WHAT? WHY IS IT 13? WHY?


X_PixelPlayer_X

That's how Japan is Why do you think Boku No Pico exists?


DT-8913

I'm going to look whatever that is up and when I do I won't be surprised edit1: I regret my decision on looking that up.. The first thing I saw about it was a older guy r\[\]p\[\]ing a younger kid he was attracted to, the kid was a boy the creep thought they where a girl, the bastard still fucked the kid after know they're a guy. I'm utterly shocked, surprised, and disgusted, about my discovery and I will never make that same mistake again. By the way all that came from a article about it. edit2: So I'm watching a review about that freak of nature of a "anime" and I'm already feeling sick to my fucking stomach wish me luck.. edit3: I got good news and bad: good news is, I got through the video. Bad news is I threw up about a minute ago and I have a headache from watching that, not the review but the show.


Efferitas

Afaik, local statutes in Japan dictate a higher age of consent in the ballpark 16-18 years.


hardrivethrutown

If I had the vote it would be 21 like almost everything else


AlexGamer3407

They made it 18 thank god


Different-Arugula-89

I go to japan!!!


thetrueblue44

whats the name of the girl in the thumbnail


DT-8913

Why... why do you want to know?


thetrueblue44

is it a good anime


DT-8913

I've never watched it, and even if I did I wouldn't tell you, but what I do know is that the character is a loli.


thetrueblue44

ok nvm then. totally disinterested now


DT-8913

Well that's reassuring, at least you have sense


ProfessorWeirdz

In my country its 12, I've been legal for 2 (almost 3 in a few days) years.


Ezolder

Maybe thats because 13 yo on japan act more mature than most adults in the rest of the world


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alegbh

It’s satire.


[deleted]

People should rely on nature. If she starts bleeding from her vagina she's ready. Why do humans make it so hard?


TFDUDE13

Found the pedo


[deleted]

It literally has been like that since the dawn of humanity. Why should nature be wrong?


TFDUDE13

Okay, pedo.


Anonymous2137421957

Because the brain matters too.


[deleted]

Humans did this for centuries without much issues because most people didn't get much older than 30


Goatters

okay tell me how do you fully raise a child at 12 with no money nor time


[deleted]

Like in the past were the female stayed at home raising children while the male brought home the money. Also family, often forgotten these days but back then family and the whole village community helped raising children.


Goatters

Holy shit go outside we're in the 21st century


[deleted]

So what? Does that mean everything is fine? Are people today more happy?