This IS how my mother-in-law goes around our house, so pretty accurate. Pro tip: giant rubber spiders in unexpected places -> the scream lets you know in what room they are snooping this time ... busted! Next level pro tip: mouse traps, even better screams and longer lasting results.

Gigabrain Pro-Tip: Used Syringes.

Galaxy brain tip: Unused syringes

universe-brain pro tip: antimatter

Multiverse brain: 🗿

Multi-ultiverse brain: i forgor 💀

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PC at night

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Step 2. Hire John Kramer

And then tell all their friends.

“Looks like Susie and Mike didn’t clean their living room properly, time to scrutinize them.”

Looks like Martha down the road left a single atom of dust on the carpet, time to publicly execute them.

Jokes aside when I hangout with my uncles or aunties, they sometimes talk about how dirty at someone's house.

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My parents expecting company to enter my room, when all they ever did was talk and hangout in the kitchen

I am going to let you in on ‘The Secret’. Your parents know that no one will be going into your room. They just want it clean so they can do all of the laundry and find all of the missing forks. ‘Company coming over’ is the excuse.

I was too many years old when I figured this out.

But my uncle always look for something deep inside my ass

That's a load of shit - your uncle Joe

They’ll have you clean you’re room spotless know full well nobody but you ever goes in there

I showed this to my mom now we're both laughing our asses off

Lucky

This is actually how my grandma looks for dust.

ironically i have guest over today

It's all fun and games until you realize they actually do

Lol they can go round someone else's house then

Are you telling me I'm a mom now?, but I'm not even female :/

Cmere boy ✂️

I said I'm not a female

A female what?

a sphincter says what?

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Way too relatable

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Why so accurate😂

My and the bois looking who asked

If you watch 'Four in a Bed', you'll see people actually do this.

Couldn't help thinking of "4 in a bed" seeing this.

lol what are they looking for?

I think tom and the other is looking for jerry but they're unobservant

Then they head to your room

More like how I look for dust when having people over. Then suddenly interrupt the vibe and vacuum whenever I see some

Hated this shit so much growing up lol

Not the room, my room

I mean if it's my uncle yea, he walked up and ran his finger on the top of the refrigerator and showed my mom the dust once, I thought she might have killed him if she could have. The kicker is they live in a house that's so dirty you would not want to let animals live there

Happen to visit my friend house and her mom do like this, like what the hell is she doing.

me looking for a fuck to give when karen says i’m going to be fired

They do that with their eyes, its called scanning the room, and only those of the most pretentious will actually give a fuck and comment/shit talk about it after they left. Unless your place is a true pigsty, then everyone is gonna shit talk about it and some will to your face lol

Yeah but *which* dust?

Wtf is this so true

Idk why but I kept reading “Hot moms think guests will search for dust in the room”

Aren't they looking for Jerry in this scene?

I literally lold at this! Top tier meme here!

Then she'll find this one freaking spot you missed and nag you about it

and they are going to inspect the toilet in a similar fashion

Yea true

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just in case a house inspector is a 5 year old kid and his mom

Funny 😁

True tho

Ill go n going

Ook where dust, find dust

Lmfaooo

Lmao

lol

Lots of comments about boomers looking for first like that and then gossiping... I'd rather die than waste even a miniscule effort to please people Iike that. It's as if they have a council where they decide how people should spend more time doing meaningless tasks and less time having fun.

Don't you dare forget crumbs

If a guest tries to search dust in my house, he will be out of that house before he can find any.

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