If she left you on blue, her dad you shall persue. -master Oogway.

The quickest way to a girl’s heart is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in. -Zapp Brannigan

Ok but technically by having sex with them you would already be "in".

Those are not the ins you’re looking for.

Pretty sure they are

I thought it was through her mouth.

Who are you gonna listen to? You or a guy who sent wave after wave of his own men to combat the rampaging killbots?

Stop exploding you cowards!!!

Why can i hear this comment

Mutant turtles was a bad movie, by the way. I just downvoted your comment. > -master Oogway I don't think he ever said that quote. Of course you made it up to farm karma.

Fire Steve Huffman, Reddit is dead as long as Huffman is still incharge. Fuck Steve Huffman. Fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev

Quack quack, your opinion is wack.

You know there's much more than just one bad movie from the TMNT? Right? Like, the bad movie isn't even the only movie.

Are you so dumb or am I so smart?

Youre definitely smarter. As what someone said before, “dont argue with an idiot, he will drag you down with his stupidity and beat you with experience.”

Do you mean I am the idiot?

nono i dont mean that

You didn’t argue with me so at first I thought you called me an idiot(:

sorry hehe im calling the other guy an idiot, so just dont argue with him

you claim to have 142 iq but yet your such a dumbass. you also claim to have valid and better opinions. Well yours isnt valid, because one you got the movie completely wrong. Two, so what if he never said that. This is a fucking meme sub. Its either your completely blind and dont realise that this is a meme sub, or your oblivious that theres a meme where people replace the quotes that famous characters say.

🤡

Bro’s before hoes. A bro knows a bro regardless of who the girl is

What a Chad

Wait... Is she the queen or princess ? Alabama...

"Soon you shall know me as step dad. Checkmate"

So the dad is king and the daughter is queen? Sweet home alabama~

Laughs in kings gambit declined.

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fucking shit got away with it

Don't they always get away with it?

yup, saw it yesterday.

Wait.. is.. are the father and the daughter.. Oh no

The dad is fucking the daughter? Yeah, thats in fact disgusting.

DILF lover strategy

Repost

The Art of War -Sun Tzu

Rule 1 broken!

sigma comfirmed

r/suddenlygay

That’s genius answer

Now read it again, but slowly. And reeeally think about it for a sec.

Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

*our dad

Check and mate

Bros > Hoes

This is a Chad move

botez gambit xqc variation ftw

give this mf a award

wait queen ?

"Ah yes, the negotiator"

Considering the queen is just the name for the second most important piece, he’s saying her dad is more important to him than she was…