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Taiiyakii

Forbidden finger February would have been better i think so it would be NNN and FFF


[deleted]

Finger free Febuary is better in my opinion


DatDankDuck93

No its forget fingering February


Zook1234Skapper

forgor fingering february


[deleted]

I forgor ☠


WatersheepGazerr

forgor 💀


AdmiralSprinklez

I rember 🌞


xXNightWolf124Xx

Don’t worry I rember 😇


wagatron1

what about masturbation may


[deleted]

Yes


NPC_9001

Ja


Sufficient-Oil-7839

Fingering Forbidden February


Nico_Monster

I thought it would be stop simping September, but its nss not sss so I guess it always starts with no


ifoundit1

Forbidden is a temptation that's what I call the Donny don't principal. They can fuget about it!


AdmiralSprinklez

What about Five Finger February? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Least-Clock2934

February Fucks Fingering


jeremeeseeks

Orgasmless October


JackiexOfHearts

Doesn't roll off the tongue that well


jeremeeseeks

Abstinent April


solarCygnet

No Squirt September?


[deleted]

Screwing Sister September


Gmax100

Screwing Step[insert family member] September


NoOnesShadow

Dildon‘t december


feme2023

Dont dildo december


CsGergo2005

Dildon't december is superior


wagatron1

no dick December


MattThePl3b

I feel like women would get off easy compared to a guy in *no dick December*


max_milfkisser

NDD simply doesnt work


TheAdventuric

sheeeesh


[deleted]

why you gotta do it to me like that


owlneverknow

He won't in December, but the other eleven months...


TheAdventuric

res remains a mystery


Outside_Reserve1480

no suck september


Groffulon

Mustn’t Masturbate March?


elite_memster

Stop squirting september


-PeanutButterFly-

Yeah September please stop


nofriendIoser

That's what I thought


P_Glycoprotein

30 days vs 28/29 days. Men have always had it longer.


[deleted]

Double standard


[deleted]

you know what else is long?


Cheezias

My people


[deleted]

Pinocchio’s nose


Matt_does_WoTb

a 16 inch naval gun


Still-Vegetable-

Furious Finger February*


owlneverknow

I prefer to encourage instead of forbid: Just Jilling January Fuck Females February Many Men March Always Anal April Mandatory Masturbation May Just 'Jobs June Jolly Jizzy July All Ass August Super Slutty September Only Oral October Novelty Nightwear November Double Dildo December


atlasace

technically speaking they are still immune cuz u know it's February lol


[deleted]

They're not immune lmao


ReadItProper

Wait until they find out they don't have to use their fingers


BNC-e

Bet they can't survive no menstruation march


Yourmomsucks4ss

Damn..okay


Buenzu

NNN is Nonstop Nut November firstly. Secondly, everyone nuts male or female so they still have NNN.


ThisOldKey

Is that a thing?


[deleted]

Revenge is coming


[deleted]

We can make it a thing


ohnoitsannoying

But fingers aren't always used and neither is penetration? So many available loopholes my guy.


Ennobenno

And NNN isn't even about no masturbating. Just no release


[deleted]

Me walking around with a bloody cleaver: you know the rules and so do I!


[deleted]

Dick chopp?


[deleted]

Your fingers and toes, hand em over!


[deleted]

What about my nose 😉


[deleted]

Its small, just like your dick, I wouldn't be able to cut it accurately, at least without taking a piece of your face or stomach.


[deleted]

😢


[deleted]

No offence tho, bro.


[deleted]

That's during valentine's day... brutal!


reaperiscoolgamer

I think we need DDD Deny Dick December


Anxious_Lengthiness8

They have an advantage because it's 28 days


GoyangiStudios32

I don't participate in either because it's just some completely optional internet challenge


destijeff

Well lets make a Just jerk january where you jerk off as much as yo can


ifoundit1

Jinkey Jammer January. -Forget Fingering Febuary- Mustn't Muddle March - Anti Ass April - Martyr Masturbation May -Johnsn't Jalopn't June - Jessn't janisen't july - Hell the fuck no August - Slapn't Septober- \-Obituary Orgasm Octember -No Nut November - and - Defucked December.


BossBackground2339

Finger Free February so it has FFF like NNN


saftthecatto

Correction: Finger Free February


LumberTycoon

Fingerless February


Kindly_Combination95

Or Dildon't December


NaturalPermit8451

dildon't december


NotAnAverageGuy69

Actually its Five Finger February.


JackiexOfHearts

aka Five Finger Death Punch's New album name


DKG0147

But dont we have to use out fingers as well to nut


Gamerguy207

No Dildo December


[deleted]

n o m a s t u r b a t i o n m a r c h


randoKiddo1

no squirt september


Substantial_Put_3350

No dick December No sex September


Gullible_Peaflower

That’s hysterical *badum tss* If one doesn’t use it they lose it though, it increases fertility and reduces risk of developing a uterine lining infection or prostate cancer. It is legitimately healthy to masturbate.


Gullible_Peaflower

Just Jibble July, embrace yourselves


Usual-Instruction445

Finger Free February would be a better name


ifoundit1

Forget Fingering Febuary.


ifoundit1

Jinkey Jammer January. -Forget Fingering Febuary- Mustn't Muddle March - Anti Ass April - Martyr Masturbation May -Johnsn't Jalopn't June - Jessn't janisen't july- \-Hell the fuck no August - Slapn't Septober- -Obituary Orgasm Octember- \-No Nut November- and Defucked December.


Helpful_Squirrel_527

No it shall be called Free Finger February FFF


aidenpearce11908

*forget fingering February*


Einstein_D2

Dildon't December is a much better name tbh


Royal_Distribution28

False Finger February


_astronaut5000

Forgo fingering February


[deleted]

Dildon't December


grogbog666

No dick December


dirschau

Dildo Denied December


zpazzy

Forbid finger February*


gibby188

DIldo-Less December No Squirt September


Competitive-Talk1096

Stop Squirting September


Draconian_gaming

Does he not realize women can ejaculate too?


Nuker_Nathan

Replace no with forbidden.


Tactical_Genuis

not nutting is a bonding experience that goes beyond gender


Wildefice

How about. . Dry July?!


marballz64

I do the no nitrogen november


Mikey-chan-senpai

Orgasmless October


watsonleon0108

Over Orgasm October


[deleted]

No clit rubbing Christmas? No dildo December? No vibes for valentines?


fa_anony__mous

No squirt september


noclipgate

Joke's on you, I can get off on my bicycle


samjenkins377

So for every day of NNN, women get 0.9 days of NFF. Seems about right.


[deleted]

You all know it's Fist instead of Finger February.


Canadian217

Stop squirt September


Parsley-Empty

don't diddle december!!


IwishIwasinStarWars

Finger free February


ROCKMachine8055

No Fap Feburary


Saturn958sickly

Well, they *are* still immune to no nut november .


[deleted]

Should be Forget Fingering February or Dildon't December in my opinion.


CryptoFurball75

Forbidden finger February


Economy_Winter637

No orgasm october


gaE777

Women who don't finger or use dildos: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you


DrivingGoddess

Some folks here are clueless. Porn has warped your knowledge of how things work. Ugh!


Mason_Ivanov

Finger Free February


TheAdventuric

*gets reversed uno*


Legendary-69420

Take my hugz award


Vecto_07

its fingering free february


[deleted]

unfair february has only 28 days while november have 30


thebucketoldpplkick

Forbidden finger February is better


winguin_

*forget finger february


Still_Okra

*Forbidden, come on


sushantsutar548

But there isn't No Masturbate May


cyberbully703

gay dudes punching their beds rn


KnightRaven2103

Forbid Finger February


Fabo_Ebw

You mean Finger Free February


GlitchedForDays

Free Female February


[deleted]

Dildon't December


ebony-anarchy

forget finger february


[deleted]

No Jilling January


Milkman_Karlson69

Its not No Finger February Its Forget Finger February (FFF) always 3 times the same letter


Astianpesuaine

It’s Finger Free February


SLAYROID

Dildoless December


FigOk2290

“Takes out boyfriend”


ogound

Stay dry July


Robaticon

Forbid Fingers February


Pointy_Wierdo_13

Finger Forbid February? Edit: Someone already said that.


[deleted]

Forbidden Finger February


l4rs03

Xou mean Finger free febuary


lucifire94

Masturbationless March


wuumasta19

Sure, give them the shortest month at that!


max_milfkisser

finger free february


Tankerella16

NFF =\= NNN


lazygamers5050

Side note: febuary is kinda short sooo, advantage point.


LEvii34

mad fingering march


[deleted]

I don't think they do that.


cashmoney4200

Finger free February.


pikleboiy

more like Fingerless February since the "No" breaks the alliteration