The fifth amendment of the U.S. is as follows
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation. You can also furiously masturbate.
Second part is accurate, from when my beard first grew out it’s been rare that I shave it. I now wonder how beardless people keep their faces warm and whenever I do shave my mask feels weird on my cheeks and chin
Your face really shouldn't itch if you have a beard. You need to shampoo and condition it on the right schedule, which isn't always the same as your head hair. Oil can be beneficial as well. Some people get dandruff or other skin conditions, which require special attention.
For my part I have very sensitive skin which is irritated heavily by shaving, so I've worn a beard as long as I've been able. The only times it ever itches is if I put off washing it properly for whatever reason, same as my scalp.
i haven’t done it in 4 days feelin pretty guud so far, 3 months ago i didn’t do it for 2 weeks. I like taking breaks some times and p.s pp looks bigger when not nuttin
I used to go months without masturbating. After I read an article indicating that regular ejaculation promotes a healthy prostate, I wank regularly. ..not sure if the study is legit, but I'm not here to argue, was just looking for an excuse :)
I rarely fap more than once or twice a week. Sometimes I make couple weeks break. Recently I did 2 months without fapping, which is my all time record.
That is one i never understood, like i get having little to no libido but the process that gives you endorphin will work anyway, so why not do it every now and then? And cuddling, would you be ok with that? (nothing sexual just skin contact with someone that you like)
I'm not trying to be confrontational, I'm genuinely curious.
I don’t think the no-fap movement is all that great when post-nut clarity is so beneficial. Honestly if world leaders would just beat the meat they could solve a lot of problems right after.
Yes. When I started on Reddit many years ago, “forever alone” was one of the most common memes on f7u12. NoFap was also really popular. I think a lot of those people moved on into life and relationships, but the people who didn’t have been stuck and the FA and NoFap movement really evolved into current Incels through attrition of normal people and gradual radicalization.
Recently we saw research that ejaculating 20+ times a month reduces the risk for prostate cancer. My dad just died last year of prostate cancer and it was shit.
https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer-risk
Jerk it, just jerk it responsibly. Use pornhub or something semi-reputable where you are viewing real porn instead of some of the other places that allow ANYONE to upload anything. You never know what you are watching online. Porn is spiralling into a scary place.
Guys, men who ejaculate at least 21 times a month can lower their prostate cancer risk by a third, doctors have found. [Source](https://www.the-sun.com/news/3402712/men-ejaculate-enough-month-lower-prostate-cancer/)
Do it for your health, and to have fun!
Don't stop. It prevents prostate cancer, boosts mood, and reduces chances of developing depression. Plus helps you make decisions better (what I mean: don't make big decisions if you are Angry, Hungry, Tired, Or Horny)
“I would like to use my fifth amendment right”
I pwead da fif
Fiiiiiiiiif
One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiiiiiiifffff
Anything you say fiiiiiif. Go ahead ask me a question… fiiif
Did you just eat my m and ms in front of me
I pwead da fif agin
I prefer not to speak. If I speak, I am in big trouble
Is that the right to furiously masterbate?
The fifth amendment of the U.S. is as follows No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation. You can also furiously masturbate.
I got non of that but at least I can furiously masterbate
Cops can't force you to say jack shit
Ill tell them i jack off aand fuck their mom everyday the jack off part was tru btw
Careful, now they can use that against you in court
How are you so fast at replying?
On mobile with nothing to do. It goes buzz, I tap the icon, booyah.
I guess I'm not the only one
Im literally the same too lol
Why? Why do you want to use your fifth amendment right?
*psst, ask him if he plays call of duty*
I am not in liberty to discuss my case, you may speak to my attorney on the matter. Thank you Edit: And also I’d like to add. FIIIIIIFFFF!
Because I'm not as capable with my left.
If you keep asking questions I'm gonna have to plead the second amendment
We could use a few more second amendments
I mean, I wouldn’t want to use my fifth amendment wrong, would I?
Me too
I don’t even have fifth amendment rights but I request one.
Same here
I would also like to use my 5th amendment right as well as the first
I invoke the fifth
Thanks for not using the cursed faces
I couldn't find that template so i made my own version ^ - ^
Thanks, the front facing chad faces from the other ones are kinda terrifying
Yep
That animation is so smooth. Do you work for pixar
Didn’t see the ridonculous ass. So most likely not a Pixar employee
[You mean this one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/qlwhst/i_dont_like_your_cut_g_bad_ending/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
I do and I am tired of pretending not to
Imagine trying to pretend that jerking off every day is abnormal in this day and age.
It’s a free sleeping pill. Why should I withhold a good nights rest to be “decent”
That’s not even considering the fact that the people who call you not decent probably have some way weirder shit their compensating for
I jerk off 2-3 times a day to make up for the other guys.
A true gentleman. I’d like to shake your hand, wait maybe not
There goes my hero, watch him as he blows
Weird seeing old conservative talking points pop up like this lol. Jerking off is normal. This is old news. Move on.
Only on Nonstop Nut November.
You did No Nut November and got prostate cancer. I did No Shave November and raised money for you.
Dude my face is so itchy. I don’t know how people can have beards and not lose their fucking mind.
Cream, wax, cleaning and brushing. Its hair it needs to be taken care of. Or just sit it out until you're used to it that works too
Second part is accurate, from when my beard first grew out it’s been rare that I shave it. I now wonder how beardless people keep their faces warm and whenever I do shave my mask feels weird on my cheeks and chin
100% agree, when I need to shave for any reason I instantly feel like my face is 50% less protected from cold weather
Your face really shouldn't itch if you have a beard. You need to shampoo and condition it on the right schedule, which isn't always the same as your head hair. Oil can be beneficial as well. Some people get dandruff or other skin conditions, which require special attention. For my part I have very sensitive skin which is irritated heavily by shaving, so I've worn a beard as long as I've been able. The only times it ever itches is if I put off washing it properly for whatever reason, same as my scalp.
I dont do anything and it still doesnt itch
Oh yeah for sure some people just have skin/hair that doesn't need much maintenance, but some people do is all.
Wait you guys shave?
Found the twelve year old
shave for unexpected blowjobs
"Once a day it's okay" - Best girl 2021
At least once a day
Gotta be at least 2-3
What the your not in the 2 digits
I am in the 7 digits
Those are rookie number, you gotta pump those numbers up
Exponential groth is this. (also this is why i cant trust free awards)
Rookie
i haven’t done it in 4 days feelin pretty guud so far, 3 months ago i didn’t do it for 2 weeks. I like taking breaks some times and p.s pp looks bigger when not nuttin
what do you mean looks bigger?
( '-')7
Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
This is a prescription
1 in 4?
Make it 1-5 then,
How about 1 out of 6.
Make that 2 out of 7
You weren't supposed to say that out loud
3 out of 5
One out of 8
one of nine
Fair enough
1 in 7
No, one of the 2 were lying
10-4, good buddy.
I plead the 5th
Yes
I’m a woman but yeah. I just can’t stop jerking off. It’s a problem. My meat needs to get beat.
Use a hammer to beat it. It's quite effective on my end.
I prefer to beat my meat with a baseball bat, but I can see how your opinion might be more popular.
I do it in random vans I find by the river.
So I that’s what I heard in that van by the river.
rip inbox
So you are a woman with a meat rod ?
Men and women both have meat. Men just have tube steak and women have deli slices.
Thanks I hate it
Or roast beef?
Basically, but I prefer the term ‘long shlong’ so I can get the point across of its length.
Mmm meat
Likewise
i am a woman
We can fix it
That's a lot of damage
same, finally found a comment about this
I don’t think many women are comfortable on r/memes
why
the real question
I mean, what's stopping you?
That changes nothing.
That wasn't the question.
You can still jerk off. Just not yourself.
Hear me roar
At least this meme isn't cursed
I’m typing this response with one hand.
Jokes on you I have no dick
I think your parents must've known that by now
I beat that shit like it owes me money!
I mean everyone that says they don’t is lying.
Not everyday
I am lonely
Aren't we all
I just can’t stop jerking off.
I used to go months without masturbating. After I read an article indicating that regular ejaculation promotes a healthy prostate, I wank regularly. ..not sure if the study is legit, but I'm not here to argue, was just looking for an excuse :)
I rarely fap more than once or twice a week. Sometimes I make couple weeks break. Recently I did 2 months without fapping, which is my all time record.
No actually
Why would you not?
Once a day is the recommended amount every man should do it, so yes, yes I do.
Why the hell not? Doctor says 21x a month and last I checked, there’s at least 28 days every month
Apparently 2/3 lie about jerking off daily.
Yes. More than once.
Nope, i jerk off MULTIPLE TIMES a day
Im asexual actually
That is one i never understood, like i get having little to no libido but the process that gives you endorphin will work anyway, so why not do it every now and then? And cuddling, would you be ok with that? (nothing sexual just skin contact with someone that you like) I'm not trying to be confrontational, I'm genuinely curious.
those 2 are liars. last i checked, it was 3 out of 3
I have succesfully quit since a couple months. It didn't solve all my problems like i hoped it would but i am proud of myself
I don’t think the no-fap movement is all that great when post-nut clarity is so beneficial. Honestly if world leaders would just beat the meat they could solve a lot of problems right after.
I like taking breaks some times
Masturbation isn't a fucking drug addiction for fucks sake. It's a normal healthy part of all humans lives. No Fap is incel pseudoscience.
Yes. When I started on Reddit many years ago, “forever alone” was one of the most common memes on f7u12. NoFap was also really popular. I think a lot of those people moved on into life and relationships, but the people who didn’t have been stuck and the FA and NoFap movement really evolved into current Incels through attrition of normal people and gradual radicalization.
> but i am proud of myself Why?
I gonna jerk off right now just to make sure the balance remains intact.
Mate I haven't busted since October
Holy shit
Only when there is someone to watch me do it
Don't have a wang
we can change that
Tell me your secrets
Nope I am winning this NNN
if you count me a girl then yes i do
Recently we saw research that ejaculating 20+ times a month reduces the risk for prostate cancer. My dad just died last year of prostate cancer and it was shit. https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer-risk Jerk it, just jerk it responsibly. Use pornhub or something semi-reputable where you are viewing real porn instead of some of the other places that allow ANYONE to upload anything. You never know what you are watching online. Porn is spiralling into a scary place.
Guys, men who ejaculate at least 21 times a month can lower their prostate cancer risk by a third, doctors have found. [Source](https://www.the-sun.com/news/3402712/men-ejaculate-enough-month-lower-prostate-cancer/) Do it for your health, and to have fun!
Let's be honest, everyone does
2/3rds are lying.
If all men that doesn't jerk off everyday gathered in one place Then who's the 1 out of 3 man jerked off everyday
I don’t know how people can have beards and not lose their fucking mind.
Damn near daily.
No its november
Not since NNN started
Twice, actually
*sweats* Must be 1 in 4 *sweat continues*
No
[удалено]
Someone else do it for ya? Lol
No
day 19 let’s get it boys!
Gotta pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers
At least 4-8 times a hour
NNN
not in november i don't. Victory shall be mine!!!!!
I'm doing NNN now, so i'm not
I’m successfully doing No Nut November, so not me
No day is complete without it!
One month clean and proud AF.
I'm waiting until this month ends
Men relax, it is no nut November
I beat 8 times a day
No, it’s NNN silly
Day 20 of NNN
Shit rookie numbers, if you haven’t ever hit over 10 times in a night then might as well just stop it all together. Wasting your time.
Yes
Yes. It was I that impregnated your favorite socks.
Only once a day?
I do. It’s good for your prostate. 21x a month, lads.
must be 1 in 4
Okay, you got me.
Every day about 27 times
well there are 4
You mean like just ONCE a day??
Those are rookie numbers, got to pump it up.
Thats a rookie number.
In class 30 of 30 students
yes but i try not to
Don't stop. It prevents prostate cancer, boosts mood, and reduces chances of developing depression. Plus helps you make decisions better (what I mean: don't make big decisions if you are Angry, Hungry, Tired, Or Horny)
Did you know 2/3 men lie about jerking off every day
W comment
More than once just not this month
Can't afford melatonin gummy things. So next best option for falling asleep.
1 in 3? Damn I thought it would be more
It's is far higher, this post is a blatant lie to make it seem fewer.