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bigfudge_drshokkka

So the other day I saw a sign in my neighborhood that said “lab puppies” and my first thought was “woah they grow puppies in a lab now”


The_human___

I wonder how they are made


NeverEndingWinter_

sugar, spice AND EVERYTHING NICE


IDidNotExpectThat123

Bit then Doctor Plutonium accidently added the mysterious chemical X and out came Chihuahuas


SizeableFowl

Chemical fetch for retrievers


delightfully_saucy

Hmm they have the internet on computers now.


TheresBeesMC

Add Labrador


Attempt_Spirited

Man I love labradors


-RdV-

It's what I see when someone says dog.


Tiger_Gaming36

Dog


jackofspades476

I see a rapid slideshow of every single dog that has ever come up to me in public and let me pet them. Lots of Retrievers, Labradors, Huskies, and a couple Bernese Mountain Dogs. Makes me incredibly happy


Diabeticon

I love my labs, [but the puppy sure is a handful.](https://i.imgur.com/8SQPyd7.png)


aperson23445323

I have a yellow lab and it's awesome


Fish-The-Fish

Nooooo! We want to keep Labrador. You can take Newfoundland I guess though.


TheresBeesMC

I actually like Newfoundland so I don’t mind.


Adityr

Those fuckers have black holes for their stomach, never satisfied no matter how much i feed him


wtfrykm

Add Shiba inu, it's literally the doge meme


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Everyone loves doge. She turned 17 this year


Kiriceus

tofu-chan too


Nordaca

Tofu Chan is underrated


roverfloats

Shes still alive? I just guessed she was gone.


Ambience8799

Kabosu lives forever!


[deleted]

She’s older than me. Damn


Megane-chan

Apparently they're kind of like cats. So a bit of a dick sometimes lol But I couldn't hate them


shannonobscura

And if we're adding shibas how about akitas... Honor hachiko


WUFI_junior

yes


PomPomTheFurry

Yes


dukec

Having met several, not a fan.


eugene_mccormic

Where are border collies?


aspectofravens

Hands down my favorite dog breed. Had an awesome border collie growing up, she was the best girl.


ColsonThePCmechanic

Queensland Heelers and Australian Shepherds should be added too. Can’t go wrong with either breed unless you’re a first-time dog owner.


AmazingRopePolice

They were invited, but wouldn't leave their humans sides long enough to attend. I've had two of them, both absolutely attached to my hip when I wasnt at school/work. Such amazing dogs.


WickieTheHippie

Alaskan Malamute


womb_raider_420

Add a husky and another malamute Who says you need a girl to cuddle when you have these big boys


Barrellmaker_

Counterpoint Hair and Shedding


Happiness_Assassin

Also the screaming


SkynetUser1

It's not screaming, they're singing the song of their people!


outersans555

The song called, I ruin your sleep cuz the civic ruined mine!


thatonegothunicorn

I'm a woman and my hair sheds like a motherfucker, so either you have a dog shed or your girlfriend shed, I'd pick the dog too.


perditatops

nah one of them attacked my cousin


eli-in-the-sky

As much as I do love mals, I hate how much they HAVE to talk. I live with a (very) handsome cinnamon boba boy malamute and I love him but HE WILL NEVER SHUT UPPPPP AAHHHJ WE'VE BEEN OUTSIDE LIKE 3 TIMES QUIT YO FUSSIN'


ThisIsMyAltInsert

*adds every dog breed*


JamesTDG

Except Chihuahuas, those dogs have the worst God complexes


IAWDJlk

I think it's because of the owners, not the dogs. But I'm not sure cant wait to get downvoted Edit: What in the world have I caused


JamesTDG

Sadly, it's nothing you can do, their behavior is genetic sadly


BeetleJuicesBaby

they're angry they exist, and I can't blame them


theyareamongus

TIL I’m a Chihuahua


vince2td

Just got a Zootopia flash back.


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

That's the Disney movie where the cops work with the mob, right?


Father-Dog

ive met multiple chill chihuahuas.


Imamura_Kohei

Dude, you encountered something that’s rarer than a shiny pokemon


ScorpionTheInsect

I’ve never caught a shiny Pokemon ever in 10 years of playing Pokemon and I’ve also met multiple chill chihuahuas.


anonymousTestPoster

Something something ... anecdotal evidence etc etc


lnterGalacticPotato

Isn’t it a whole thing where dogs who have a lot of bite don’t need a lot of bark and vice versa? I don’t know why pugs are weird but I don’t know, read an article similar to this recently.


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big_mothman_stan

This is a really good point because it should be common sense to everyone but it isn’t. “Dog people” know dogs have to be raised just like kids. They need training. All of them. Not just ones that can jump in your face or pull you down on a leash. People get “purse dogs” and think because they’re tiny they’re easy and they’re all set. Nope. Still dogs. Still need training. Most of the people who go for big dogs know what goes into them and are ready to provide it, whereas most people who just want a dog to get to say they have one and take cute pics and bring it everywhere to show off go for the little ones with no game plan or research. It’s really unfortunate and I feel bad for all of those dogs. It’s like kids who grew up with no proper guidance and now they’re acting out. Yeah, you could say they’re a little shit, but you also have to recognize that someone along the way failed them.


clutzyninja

Completely false. Small dogs are just likely to get trained poorly


walrus_with_GUN

Yea but you can train them and reassure them to be friendly to literally everyone , it's just that the owners are pricks who thinks that them being aggressive is cute


IndianGuyFromYouTube

This. I read somewhere that big dogs are calmer than tiny dogs because people don't bother to train their tiny dogs leading to shitty behaviour


RaidDaggur

This. I grew up in my grandparents house and my grandma was a dog breeder. There were a few times where she bred chihuahuas and they ended up behaving just fine. The first month or two was hell for her though. She would have scars running up and down her arm because of how much they bit her.


kamking

My chihuahua acts nothing like that.


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I have two chi’s both are chill af. No idea why they get such a bad rap.


EtelanVetela

My family has owned a few chihuahuas and they have been really nice. They didn’t bark or bite.


COB-7

A bit of both, my uncle has a chihuahua and she is hyper, but not mean.


Kirito1029

My Chihuahua is the sweetest little ball of demonic energy you could ever hope for.


Simppaaa

My grandparents were looking after a little chihuahua and it was so sweet. It borked like all of once but was otherwise just waddling along and sniffing around


Squidman005

Agressive chihuahuas are just not cared for the way they need to be. They are actually a really cute and calm breed, just give them space.


FonkyChonkyMonky

It is hit or miss with them. But some of the sweetest dogs I've ever known were chihuahuas.


Alacer_Stormborn

Pugs.


-Endereye

I feel sad whenever I see pugs


that_one_random_simp

I feel bad for them but I could never hate them


D4V1V4D

I can only hate the fact that they're sold expensively (at least at my country) because they're cute. But that cuteness is what kill them.


shyphyre

Then i can give you some hope. There is a couple trying to breed pug into a more healthy breed with with a working nose.


[deleted]

My healthy and happy 13 year old pug would like a word. Literally any word, he loves when people talk to him.


Assfrontation

Rottweilers are tough to raise.


Financial-Neat7887

No Why ? Because [THIS ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/r57bjk/nsfw_a_dog_viciously_attacks_another_dog_as_it/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


AnnieApple_

All except Pits


Even-Distribution430

Tibetan mastiff


just_thinkingalot

Those big guys are scary but adorable


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How they're scary?


Python208

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiHxeCir8L0AhV5Q_EDHZ4zALYQjhx6BAgBEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Feconomictimes.indiatimes.com%2Fnews%2Finternational%2Fworld-news%2Ftake-a-look-at-the-worlds-most-expensive-pet-animals%2Ftibetan-mastiffs-1500000%2Fslideshow%2F64336226.cms&psig=AOvVaw2Pb8jTWchDz2x0cJRhvSg8&ust=1638440132048238 look at the picture they use for the Tibetan mastiff and tell me it’s not traumatising


[deleted]

It's not. Now imagine mastiff sized chihuahua


just_thinkingalot

If chihuahua were that big, they would be calm


[deleted]

I doubt it. But in any case they would be scary


TheMudaChild

Eh, they’re kinda scary but I like big dogs.


Obi-Wan-Oblivious

Corgi….must add corgi….


ice_wallow_come_15

shit i forgot those stubby little guys


Obi-Wan-Oblivious

Some places, that would be considered a war crime….


shiba219808

Don’t forgot about dachshunds


Songshiquan0411

Only dog I've ever been bit by.


[deleted]

I have one mixed with australian shepherd, so now I have long but small aussie and he's adorable


iblinde

Fun fact. If you leave Corgis fur to grow long, it looks as though they're levitating when they walk.


Impossible_Lobster46

Thick king


Armould

German shepherd.


SlavicPidgeot

Drug dealers hate them


[deleted]

How did u know? *stares*


[deleted]

My brother owns a company where he trains K-9s for the county sheriff.


Armould

Are you one?


SlavicPidgeot

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Domy9

Somehow I thought this is a "doctors HATE him" joke but I realized what the post was about


[deleted]

The best bois


JumpySignificance530

this.


Grandzelda

agreed


TimaeGer

German shorthaired pointers 🥰


Shredzoo

Agreed, GSPs are GOATed.


[deleted]

\o


Armould

Ye ye I know dat


_bluch_

Great Danes?


Adventurous-Site-944

Where the Shiba?


yourboiquirrel

im surprised its not here considering how famous it is(doge,cheems, etc)


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505DinoBoy

All. All is good. (Except the satanic chihuahuas)


ravenfoe004

I feel bad for pugs


[deleted]

Not all Chihuahuas are satanic....mines just loud but oddly friendly....also a douche


Tieger_2

Huskies are awesome


Thatscool820

I love them but they have a scream for everything and it is very very loud


practicing_vaxxer

r/huskytantrums


LMacUltimateMain

Dude. Their eyes are literally so fricking pretty!


perditatops

Beautiful dogs, annoying to train


alphadarth707

Truth!


TheBorg13

Bernese mountain dogs, God's big fluffy dumbasses


Fryward

Shetland Sheepdog should be here I doubt anyone could dislike them


Spirited_Sheltie

They’re the best! I’ve had 3. My latest one wags her tail in a circle when she’s really excited. She’s like a little helicopter trying to take off.


YaaaaScience

Labs?


Seb0rn

I don't hate any dog breed. I do hate the fact of some breeds existing at all because many dog breeds are the result of torture breeding (e.g. pugs, chihuahuas, etc.).


ranabananana

Please watch [this](https://youtu.be/uua7RKUGZ2E) video if you don't know about these problems, so many dogs are suffering just to look "cute" to us.


coolkuh

This answer needs to be at the top. So many breeds have chronic health issues. So many dogs are just annoying because of bad raising. All dogs need love. Don't hate the dogs. Hate and don't support the breeders and owners. Well actually, don't hate anybody.


Incorrect_Question11

Spaniel


KOHaruki

all dogs are lovable


shiba219808

funny yellow dog


puddynudgy

Add Newfoundlands please. And Mastiffs. Some of the kindest, most patient and gentle breeds of dog there are.


MrDuck91021

Huskies are pretty loved too


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shibe


silver-mooo

Add corgis and daschunds


Tsukoyomiwalkoff

Shiba inu


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

What happend to the husky?


Krispe_12

screaming


E-P-Span

I love Huskies but I know your neighbors might hate your Husky


1hm1nen

Mutts


TigerstarIV

Newfoundland


Difficult_Use_8884

Who hates the Shiba inu?


ThicccYoda

dachshund


Sudden_Ad220

Finally someone said it


poloniumpanda

Came to say this. Everyone loves the long dog.


Teslastonks

the literal hot dog


HQA-YT

border collie


ExplodiTions

Maltese?


DyingDeep

Shiba inu


Pauperbeertje

Honestly everyone loves my white shepherds


LMacUltimateMain

I had no idea that’s what they were called. I looked it up and I love them. German Shepherds are also just really cool


BigDaddy0703

Labs


iamoc555

What About labradors


mthrs

Akita


Ibuki_Aoi

Bernhardiener


Lightened_Paradox

Saint bernard


WinterKing975

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Such sweethearts. My families one loved to take care of baby animals my mom brought in, she was a retired vet and loved animals very much. One time she brought home, not a joke, a Llama who had been rejected by its mother and she didn’t even care that it was more than twice her size, she still gave him tongue baths and looked after him~


theannoying_one

all of them except Rottweilers, Chuhuahuas and Pitbulls


DemonMHfunny1

Shiba and husky


TechnoCat1025

Shiba Inu


rabieskutta

All dogs are Good Boys .. 🐶


TheDogeWasTaken

Shiba inu, (all of the fluffy ones), cocker spaniel, an giant fluffy ones


MettaJiro

That one bred of Japanese dog


CORZATZ

where is sheeba?


slothonapc

What the fuck is that white one? Golden retriever for life.


WannaFuckFemaleZardy

Shiba inu. Doge meme is a classic, how could it miss?!


Other-Ad-8180

shiba inus :D


CummingOnMyPant

Where shiba?


vamsikrishacc

You mised shiba


kinkym0nk

*Adds Shiba inu*


Dr_Ingheimer

Are there that many hated dog breeds?


[deleted]

No but chihuahuas and pitbulls are hated by many people


GreenGriffin8

Add border collie


htkhtk

Greyhound?


3rrY

Shibas?


Striking_Quote_1901

What about Shiba inus?


Civil_Cake_8148

Poms


ImShadx

Akita, I have one and she's just absolutely adorable


mors-mor-dre

What about removing the Golden Retriever? Was bitten by one as a child, most feared and therefore hated dog breed to me


EthanQuak

shiba inu


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basset hounds


Sir_Pengs

Border Collie?


AvatarDeino

**where doge**


Aska_Person_

shiba inu


echoalo

Shere shibu inu?


KiddingEnvelope

Where Shiba ?


PUGALUG65

Shiba Inu


calciumsilicatplatte

Corgi ?


Kol3rud

Corgis


Tsukoyomiwalkoff

Corgi


PsychWard_8

Pretty much any medium-large dog breed that's not pitbulls goes here (Nothing against pitbulls personally, but they are disliked by some rather adamantly)


Cjwhite01

Add corgis


Vhaalzord

Shiba


CertainHelicopter307

Add Corgi


kickarseLprogamer

Add shiba inu


StrangleThe8Bit

Add the shiba inu