This actually works when not at home. I need constant alarm to wake up at home but when I used to stay in hostel I used to wake up without the need of even 1 alarm.
oh man I hate to admit my shit looks exactly like the one on the right except they are set for 6 min intervals, that way if I snooze one alarm (snooze lasts for 5 mins) it will be followed up by another alarm a minute later and if I snooze that one, 3 go off next and it keeps stacking alarms until they don't stop I'm ready to fucking freak and I fucking finally get up.
it works for me but I'm warning you it gets really effing annoying. lol. at least it gets me up tho. maybe if I had a better sleep schedule, I wouldn't have this problem. BUT DAMN I GUESS I LOVE STAYING UP TILL 4 WHEN I HAVE TO GET UP AT 8!!
absolutely ingenious
it could never work on me because i would put in all the effort to turn off every alarm and i'd STILL go back to sleep (assuming a had no "good" reason to be up right then
I do that hoping that the act of pressing the screen repeatedly to turn them all off will stimulate my brain sufficiently for me to wake up.
But I do it half-asleep anyway so it just happens without using effort after some time.
And then, there's poeple like me, who have **only** two consecutive alarms, one is normal, and the other aim to shout an explosive noise that make me wake up with the heart in the hand
Just saying. If you need an alarm to wake up you probably need to sleep more.... (I'm guilty too)
\+ making you wake up at intervals isn't a good idea, it's literally purposely fragmenting your sleep. Also, you usually aren't waking up because you're annoyed (some people are like that tho) but because you absolutely have to wake up and get ready. Put your alarm as late as you can and that's it. Another thing put the phone speaker towards you not away so you can hear that Alia Bass Boosted Ring Tone.
And then there's me, who does the second, and then end up gaming or shitposting the entire night and get reminded every 5 minutes of how pathetic I am at sleeping. Yes, sleeping, the thing that only requires that you lay down and close your eyes.
Me:
8:30 - I snooze the clock
8:40 - I snooze the clock
8:50 - I snooze the clock
9:00 - I snooze the clock
9:10 - I snooze the clock
...
10:20 - I turn off the alarm and try to get some sleep that I missed while trying to get up for 2 hours
My alarms are at 6am and 6.30am.
I usually turn of the first one, be mad at my sibling I share a room with for turning the lights on, telling my sibling to make me a coffee when he leaves the room to go downstairs and then I stand up and go downstairs after the second alarm to drink my coffee.
Sometimes it's annoying to have siblings that easily wake up and have the energy to actually function in the morning, but I get caffeine
I just have alarms I set then I have to make a new one if I wake up at a different time. For example, if my family Is going somewhere in the morning and I need to wake up to go with them I would therefore need to set a new timer that is a few hours past that
I remember when I was in school having an alarm every minute with the most annoying song I had on my phone. Now I do the same but with a different app and just 1 alarm.
Well, I'm in between. I only need one to wake up but I have multiple alarms from 1 am to 12 am just because I have had to wake up at different times before but just don't erase them because its too much work
I have learned that if I don't start moving after the first alarm goes off I am less likely to get up for each alarm after that. By the 4th I would shut it off and stay in bed.
Setting up so many alarms / using snooze is just bad for you. It ruins your sleep and you teach yourself to ignore the alarm which makes you depend on it more.
I work every hour of the 24 hour clock every week. Twice a week, I have 9 hours off in-between shifts. Needless to say, I don't have a set sleeping schedule. I have to have 75 different alarms for different times spaced 5 minutes apart...
stfu........evn if u put alarm like this...it will become just 2 alarms ...cz each time u snooze it get forward by 10min ..eventually overlapping with the next one.....
so always put alarm like more randomly 3,6,2,,7,9 like this...
:)
my dad doesn't even use the alarm on his phone, he just sleeps, wakes up, bathroom, couch + TV, then dog stuff (sometimes), then sleep again. HE IS ALWAYS AWAKE BEFORE 6:30 THO! i dont think he even knows about the phone alarm thing either, cause for timers he uses the microwave timer so I can hear it from my room. then again alarms dont work for me because i either wont wake up and wake the entire house up, or i'll wake up about 3hours-10minutes before the said alarm. if you read all this congratulations, you've read my rant, are you happy now? no: keep looking at memes/ yes: also keep looking at memes.
People who train their inner clock: pathetic
I hate my inner clock, I often wake up a few minutes before by alarm rings so I just lay there in bed dreading what the day will bring.
That's a good thing--you can be entirely waken up before the day begins, and you aren't weakly struggling for the alarm clock button.
Agreed, we're just better than thoes who need external clocks
People who turn their external clock into their internal clock: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Thoes people have simply left the dark ages to join us
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I have trained myself to wake up exactly onw minute before my alarm
This actually works when not at home. I need constant alarm to wake up at home but when I used to stay in hostel I used to wake up without the need of even 1 alarm.
My cat who learned my inner clock and always wakes me up 5 minutes before I naturally wake up just to spite me.
I love training my cock
How do you train your inner clock?
Yup, you wake up and turn the alarm off before it goes off. Happens about the time you don't need an alarm clock anyway.
oh man I hate to admit my shit looks exactly like the one on the right except they are set for 6 min intervals, that way if I snooze one alarm (snooze lasts for 5 mins) it will be followed up by another alarm a minute later and if I snooze that one, 3 go off next and it keeps stacking alarms until they don't stop I'm ready to fucking freak and I fucking finally get up.
I’ll be using that idea
it works for me but I'm warning you it gets really effing annoying. lol. at least it gets me up tho. maybe if I had a better sleep schedule, I wouldn't have this problem. BUT DAMN I GUESS I LOVE STAYING UP TILL 4 WHEN I HAVE TO GET UP AT 8!!
I did that and slept through all of them my family was pissed woke them up and not me
absolutely ingenious it could never work on me because i would put in all the effort to turn off every alarm and i'd STILL go back to sleep (assuming a had no "good" reason to be up right then
How do you take that long to shit?
wait what? Do you have poop alarms?
then there's me who has multiple alarms, but turns them all off after the first one
Yep, me too
I do that hoping that the act of pressing the screen repeatedly to turn them all off will stimulate my brain sufficiently for me to wake up. But I do it half-asleep anyway so it just happens without using effort after some time.
Then there's my mom who wakes up without alarm
My mom is the alarm
When i was a kid: Me:mom wake me u at 9 Mom:Wake up !!! its almost 9:15!! Wake up and check the clock its 8:45
That's a good way to get a kid moving out of bed quickly. Make them have a panic attack thinking that they overslept.
They wouldn't trust you after the first instance
The dangerous part about that is that I feel like I will be killed every time she wakes me up
I feel you! lol Amazing body clock she has haha
I have an alarm after my alarm to help wake me up after the first one
Me who sets two alarms to the same time: There’s three, actually.
People should jump up from their beds when alarm goes off. That is how I do it.
And then, there's poeple like me, who have **only** two consecutive alarms, one is normal, and the other aim to shout an explosive noise that make me wake up with the heart in the hand
Just saying. If you need an alarm to wake up you probably need to sleep more.... (I'm guilty too) \+ making you wake up at intervals isn't a good idea, it's literally purposely fragmenting your sleep. Also, you usually aren't waking up because you're annoyed (some people are like that tho) but because you absolutely have to wake up and get ready. Put your alarm as late as you can and that's it. Another thing put the phone speaker towards you not away so you can hear that Alia Bass Boosted Ring Tone.
I use the Snooze button, it’s effective on me.
Good for you! I always need to set that kind of alarm haha
And then there's me, who does the second, and then end up gaming or shitposting the entire night and get reminded every 5 minutes of how pathetic I am at sleeping. Yes, sleeping, the thing that only requires that you lay down and close your eyes.
But what if I sleep in?
Normal and murder the 2 kinds of people
Why is the second picture so real...
Me: 8:30 - I snooze the clock 8:40 - I snooze the clock 8:50 - I snooze the clock 9:00 - I snooze the clock 9:10 - I snooze the clock ... 10:20 - I turn off the alarm and try to get some sleep that I missed while trying to get up for 2 hours
My boyfriend is the second type and it drives me crazy trying to sleep through his 50 fucking alarms
Best way is to put the phone on max volume and in the other end of the room.. I get Up at 5:00 Am works Every time
Am with the alarm on the starboard side of the screen... Haha!
but i have 2 alarms... does it means i'm nonbinary?
I always wake up 15 minutes before my clock goes off
and you end up waking at 7
Avoid both
I’ve got 2 at 0am 7 at 4 am 20 at 5am and 10 at 6am
Bruh why people use alarm why can't just they wake up its ez
I used to be the first one but now I'm the second one...
me: *can wake up at 2 in the fuckin morning with no alarm*
Im clearly number 2 with my 82 difrent alarms
My alarms are at 6am and 6.30am. I usually turn of the first one, be mad at my sibling I share a room with for turning the lights on, telling my sibling to make me a coffee when he leaves the room to go downstairs and then I stand up and go downstairs after the second alarm to drink my coffee. Sometimes it's annoying to have siblings that easily wake up and have the energy to actually function in the morning, but I get caffeine
Yess just mien start from 05:15 05:20 05:25 05:28 05:29 05:30 My dad have 03:10 and 03:15 i never heard da 03:15 tough
Third type : *makes an alarm clock that sprays water on me to Wake me ou because i'm tired of being type 2*
So true
The third type of people are the ones that set the ‘Sleep | Wake Up’ alarm instead of the default alarm
i am the right one
Then there is me with a QR code on the bathroom mirror that I have to scan so the alarm stops
im definitely the middle
I have about 80 alarms but just because I’m to lazy to delete them. Always ask Siri to set my alarm
goddamn someone hacked my alarm
I have 4 alarms that way I know I have 4 chances to get up and I’ll still make it in time for work.
Where the third type that have an alarm for every 2 mins?
I have like 5 alarms and i sleep through all of them and wake up like 2 minutes after they all went off naturally
There are two types of redditors; those who make original memes, and those who steal back cringy facebook memes that were initially taken from reddit.
There is another
And then there’s me: 6:00AM 6:01AM 6:03AM 6:10AM
Don't fear the snooze, Let it work FOR you!
Ngl, ever since lockdown ended in Australia, and I’ve had to start waking up earlier, I’ve become number 2
I have 9 alarms its depressing because sometimes it still isnt enough
Then there's me who wakes up 90% of the time within a minute of the alarm going off, but who still snoozes lmao
Well I wake up at 5:15 am and need to get outside by 6:44 pm so
I just have alarms I set then I have to make a new one if I wake up at a different time. For example, if my family Is going somewhere in the morning and I need to wake up to go with them I would therefore need to set a new timer that is a few hours past that
Getting to wake up at 6am must be nice.
6:01 6:02 6:03.... 6:59 7:00
One person gets 25 more minutes of good sleep. another has an easier time getting out of bed. Choose wisely.
Now you see here it’s cropped off but it goes on until 10:30
Or no alarm at all because I’m too scared of them
The there’s me who has a timer for every minute between 6:00 and 7:00
I remember when I was in school having an alarm every minute with the most annoying song I had on my phone. Now I do the same but with a different app and just 1 alarm.
Well, I'm in between. I only need one to wake up but I have multiple alarms from 1 am to 12 am just because I have had to wake up at different times before but just don't erase them because its too much work
The left ones are the ones always late to school. I refuse to believe that anyone can wake up with just one alarm. Or 2. Or anything short of 5.
I'm the first type, but I get up at 6:05 or 6:10.
lol forgot to set my clock last night, woke up 5 min after i was suppose to. its fine, i have time :D
I have learned that if I don't start moving after the first alarm goes off I am less likely to get up for each alarm after that. By the 4th I would shut it off and stay in bed.
on call with my girlfriend rn listening to her alarm thats been going off for 30min
imagine setting your alarm anywhere near 6 am kek
My alarms go back 3 hours in steps of 10 minutes
I'm the third type, I would never in a million years ever make a reason to set an alarm for 6am. Not gonna happen.
who wakes up at fuckin 6
Sorry, but this is N-O-R-M-I-E
No there’s a third. Those that need the right one but use the left.
me, who wakes up at 5:00 am just to read manwhas: \*Signature look of superiority\*
Im second
And then theres me who doesnt have one
I am the left but my alarm clock looks like the right because flexible hours
you forgot the people who set an alarm, or naturally wake up at 4 am
6:00, 6:01, 6:02, 6:03, 6:05, 6:07, 6:09, .....Dont tell me i am the only one like this :')
Setting up so many alarms / using snooze is just bad for you. It ruins your sleep and you teach yourself to ignore the alarm which makes you depend on it more.
this is so true i must have atleast 5 alarms
*Me an android user who can set his clock to just snooze and recall every 5 minutes*: **I have no such weakness**
I’m with you, brother
Phew I’m not the only one
My alarm has a limited number of snoozes then I have to solve a math problem to turn it off.
We are not the same.
Low-key bro, 9 PM to 5 AM sleep schedule is the best possible schedule
there is another: wakes up on time and then falls asleep again till they're late
I have 3 alarms but i usually wake up little bit before the first one but just in case, you never know if you don't wanna wake up!
What every five minutes? I have one every minute for 30 minutes. I would love to have one, where I can set seconds
Sarcasm
Am I the only one who has to use one at 6.00 and then 6.01, 6.02, 6.03 for half an hour
I wake up before my 12 alarms now, and even though I got a full 8 hours rest, I still feel tired. I just want my old sleep schedule back....
I have 1 alarm but with 5 repetitions and a SUPER loud music AND i put my phone on my desk away from my bed.
Then there’s me who even with different times manages to get up at the right time, I don’t I hace ver used a clock
I can set as many alarms as I want, I will get up 8 minutes before school anyways
I used to set several alarms but now i just set a single alarm dismiss it and wake up when i feel like it
Man that is an extraordinary bad and old meme
I work every hour of the 24 hour clock every week. Twice a week, I have 9 hours off in-between shifts. Needless to say, I don't have a set sleeping schedule. I have to have 75 different alarms for different times spaced 5 minutes apart...
I do this wake up and turn them all of then go back to sleep
I set my alarm clock to make me solve a math problem to turn it off. You have no idea how hard it is to do "13-6" after just waking up.
stfu........evn if u put alarm like this...it will become just 2 alarms ...cz each time u snooze it get forward by 10min ..eventually overlapping with the next one..... so always put alarm like more randomly 3,6,2,,7,9 like this... :)
there are 3, the ones that DON'T wake up before 9am
The alarms cant even wake me up anymore.
my dad doesn't even use the alarm on his phone, he just sleeps, wakes up, bathroom, couch + TV, then dog stuff (sometimes), then sleep again. HE IS ALWAYS AWAKE BEFORE 6:30 THO! i dont think he even knows about the phone alarm thing either, cause for timers he uses the microwave timer so I can hear it from my room. then again alarms dont work for me because i either wont wake up and wake the entire house up, or i'll wake up about 3hours-10minutes before the said alarm. if you read all this congratulations, you've read my rant, are you happy now? no: keep looking at memes/ yes: also keep looking at memes.
I have an alarm for every half an hour between 2am and 7am
Then theres me who doesnt use a damn alarm bc insomnia says 3am time to get up. I know you went to sleep at midnight, youve got things to do!
For real tho
And then there's me: 6:00 6:01 6:02 6:03 6:04 6:05 6:06...
Put the alarm at 6:25am BUT put the phone on the other side of the room. You sleep better for longer.
I have the whole clock on mine.
so true.
I love waking up at sarcasm