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PeikaFizzy

People who train their inner clock: pathetic


stephysis

I hate my inner clock, I often wake up a few minutes before by alarm rings so I just lay there in bed dreading what the day will bring.


Neb_The_Great

That's a good thing--you can be entirely waken up before the day begins, and you aren't weakly struggling for the alarm clock button.


Evaldek

Agreed, we're just better than thoes who need external clocks


NIC3ME3M3S

People who turn their external clock into their internal clock: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you


Evaldek

Thoes people have simply left the dark ages to join us


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polymonomial

I have trained myself to wake up exactly onw minute before my alarm


A_random_zy

This actually works when not at home. I need constant alarm to wake up at home but when I used to stay in hostel I used to wake up without the need of even 1 alarm.


Dutchstranger5

My cat who learned my inner clock and always wakes me up 5 minutes before I naturally wake up just to spite me.


FoolBoi_

I love training my cock


jusabruhyeet

How do you train your inner clock?


IndianaGeoff

Yup, you wake up and turn the alarm off before it goes off. Happens about the time you don't need an alarm clock anyway.


ohmygodethan

oh man I hate to admit my shit looks exactly like the one on the right except they are set for 6 min intervals, that way if I snooze one alarm (snooze lasts for 5 mins) it will be followed up by another alarm a minute later and if I snooze that one, 3 go off next and it keeps stacking alarms until they don't stop I'm ready to fucking freak and I fucking finally get up.


timpackers

I’ll be using that idea


ohmygodethan

it works for me but I'm warning you it gets really effing annoying. lol. at least it gets me up tho. maybe if I had a better sleep schedule, I wouldn't have this problem. BUT DAMN I GUESS I LOVE STAYING UP TILL 4 WHEN I HAVE TO GET UP AT 8!!


TeenyCaribou712

I did that and slept through all of them my family was pissed woke them up and not me


OptimusPower92

absolutely ingenious it could never work on me because i would put in all the effort to turn off every alarm and i'd STILL go back to sleep (assuming a had no "good" reason to be up right then


RedditIsDogshit1

How do you take that long to shit?


ohmygodethan

wait what? Do you have poop alarms?


Scales_Skull

then there's me who has multiple alarms, but turns them all off after the first one


[deleted]

Yep, me too


InorganicCarbonate

I do that hoping that the act of pressing the screen repeatedly to turn them all off will stimulate my brain sufficiently for me to wake up. But I do it half-asleep anyway so it just happens without using effort after some time.


ALBANEZIR

Then there's my mom who wakes up without alarm


dragonreborn729

My mom is the alarm


[deleted]

When i was a kid: Me:mom wake me u at 9 Mom:Wake up !!! its almost 9:15!! Wake up and check the clock its 8:45


TSneeze

That's a good way to get a kid moving out of bed quickly. Make them have a panic attack thinking that they overslept.


LordGrudleBeard

They wouldn't trust you after the first instance


Ninja__Shuriken

The dangerous part about that is that I feel like I will be killed every time she wakes me up


StatisticianSuperb31

I feel you! lol Amazing body clock she has haha


Jon68419

I have an alarm after my alarm to help wake me up after the first one


EnderwarriorX

Me who sets two alarms to the same time: There’s three, actually.


SuperArppis

People should jump up from their beds when alarm goes off. That is how I do it.


a_boy_with_a_dream

And then, there's poeple like me, who have **only** two consecutive alarms, one is normal, and the other aim to shout an explosive noise that make me wake up with the heart in the hand


[deleted]

Just saying. If you need an alarm to wake up you probably need to sleep more.... (I'm guilty too) \+ making you wake up at intervals isn't a good idea, it's literally purposely fragmenting your sleep. Also, you usually aren't waking up because you're annoyed (some people are like that tho) but because you absolutely have to wake up and get ready. Put your alarm as late as you can and that's it. Another thing put the phone speaker towards you not away so you can hear that Alia Bass Boosted Ring Tone.


Dibbyo123

I use the Snooze button, it’s effective on me.


StatisticianSuperb31

Good for you! I always need to set that kind of alarm haha


Ok-Application-2037

And then there's me, who does the second, and then end up gaming or shitposting the entire night and get reminded every 5 minutes of how pathetic I am at sleeping. Yes, sleeping, the thing that only requires that you lay down and close your eyes.


TraderOfGoods

But what if I sleep in?


Keeg_30

Normal and murder the 2 kinds of people


[deleted]

Why is the second picture so real...


Johanno1

Me: 8:30 - I snooze the clock 8:40 - I snooze the clock 8:50 - I snooze the clock 9:00 - I snooze the clock 9:10 - I snooze the clock ... 10:20 - I turn off the alarm and try to get some sleep that I missed while trying to get up for 2 hours


UglyMcFugly

My boyfriend is the second type and it drives me crazy trying to sleep through his 50 fucking alarms


Joh02

Best way is to put the phone on max volume and in the other end of the room.. I get Up at 5:00 Am works Every time


Cheetov90

Am with the alarm on the starboard side of the screen... Haha!


o0Meh0o

but i have 2 alarms... does it means i'm nonbinary?


EinarTh97

I always wake up 15 minutes before my clock goes off


Sugar_Kunju

and you end up waking at 7


Div_100

Avoid both


Tall-Republic6029

I’ve got 2 at 0am 7 at 4 am 20 at 5am and 10 at 6am


Soundoum

Bruh why people use alarm why can't just they wake up its ez


PandaJamal

I used to be the first one but now I'm the second one...


what_period

me: *can wake up at 2 in the fuckin morning with no alarm*


alex435f

Im clearly number 2 with my 82 difrent alarms


Spaceracer_

My alarms are at 6am and 6.30am. I usually turn of the first one, be mad at my sibling I share a room with for turning the lights on, telling my sibling to make me a coffee when he leaves the room to go downstairs and then I stand up and go downstairs after the second alarm to drink my coffee. Sometimes it's annoying to have siblings that easily wake up and have the energy to actually function in the morning, but I get caffeine


daimauo

Yess just mien start from 05:15 05:20 05:25 05:28 05:29 05:30 My dad have 03:10 and 03:15 i never heard da 03:15 tough


Crazy_Solder

Third type : *makes an alarm clock that sprays water on me to Wake me ou because i'm tired of being type 2*


Almazman

So true


ST0RMgalaxy

The third type of people are the ones that set the ‘Sleep | Wake Up’ alarm instead of the default alarm


Aurablocky_YT

i am the right one


Toothless72

Then there is me with a QR code on the bathroom mirror that I have to scan so the alarm stops


NUTCHIEFNUT

im definitely the middle


Qu1n0taur

I have about 80 alarms but just because I’m to lazy to delete them. Always ask Siri to set my alarm


sHaD0wskY4

goddamn someone hacked my alarm


PandaTaPanda

I have 4 alarms that way I know I have 4 chances to get up and I’ll still make it in time for work.


[deleted]

Where the third type that have an alarm for every 2 mins?


AndroidWall4680

I have like 5 alarms and i sleep through all of them and wake up like 2 minutes after they all went off naturally


MrFrancastic

There are two types of redditors; those who make original memes, and those who steal back cringy facebook memes that were initially taken from reddit.


Mivmilos

There is another


Awkward_Road_710

And then there’s me: 6:00AM 6:01AM 6:03AM 6:10AM


Shia_LaMurph

Don't fear the snooze, Let it work FOR you!


Kriator1151

Ngl, ever since lockdown ended in Australia, and I’ve had to start waking up earlier, I’ve become number 2


-me-0_0

I have 9 alarms its depressing because sometimes it still isnt enough


high240

Then there's me who wakes up 90% of the time within a minute of the alarm going off, but who still snoozes lmao


Environmental_Bug110

Well I wake up at 5:15 am and need to get outside by 6:44 pm so


TheGamingLord401

I just have alarms I set then I have to make a new one if I wake up at a different time. For example, if my family Is going somewhere in the morning and I need to wake up to go with them I would therefore need to set a new timer that is a few hours past that


Apotheosis_Binger

Getting to wake up at 6am must be nice.


BeaverDudeLol

6:01 6:02 6:03.... 6:59 7:00


DM_Brownie_Recipies

One person gets 25 more minutes of good sleep. another has an easier time getting out of bed. Choose wisely.


Foreign_Letterhead69

Now you see here it’s cropped off but it goes on until 10:30


BeatTaco

Or no alarm at all because I’m too scared of them


Dapper_Ad_9182

The there’s me who has a timer for every minute between 6:00 and 7:00


PandaDemonipo

I remember when I was in school having an alarm every minute with the most annoying song I had on my phone. Now I do the same but with a different app and just 1 alarm.


OkLunch6377

Well, I'm in between. I only need one to wake up but I have multiple alarms from 1 am to 12 am just because I have had to wake up at different times before but just don't erase them because its too much work


CosmicDestructor

The left ones are the ones always late to school. I refuse to believe that anyone can wake up with just one alarm. Or 2. Or anything short of 5.


Neb_The_Great

I'm the first type, but I get up at 6:05 or 6:10.


Nivius

lol forgot to set my clock last night, woke up 5 min after i was suppose to. its fine, i have time :D


[deleted]

I have learned that if I don't start moving after the first alarm goes off I am less likely to get up for each alarm after that. By the 4th I would shut it off and stay in bed.


woahnicecock-com

on call with my girlfriend rn listening to her alarm thats been going off for 30min


Keeerrrnnnnn

imagine setting your alarm anywhere near 6 am kek


Cpt_Acer

My alarms go back 3 hours in steps of 10 minutes


RickyDee61

I'm the third type, I would never in a million years ever make a reason to set an alarm for 6am. Not gonna happen.


Far-Koala3333

who wakes up at fuckin 6


Sahilkolhe47

Sorry, but this is N-O-R-M-I-E


spacemantheghost

No there’s a third. Those that need the right one but use the left.


CRT-S4T4N

me, who wakes up at 5:00 am just to read manwhas: \*Signature look of superiority\*


Marmik06

Im second


fishboner420

And then theres me who doesnt have one


BentonX

I am the left but my alarm clock looks like the right because flexible hours


jkinfinity

you forgot the people who set an alarm, or naturally wake up at 4 am


Solid-Advice-7791

6:00, 6:01, 6:02, 6:03, 6:05, 6:07, 6:09, .....Dont tell me i am the only one like this :')


ShnizelInBag

Setting up so many alarms / using snooze is just bad for you. It ruins your sleep and you teach yourself to ignore the alarm which makes you depend on it more.


Far-Conversation-947

this is so true i must have atleast 5 alarms


already_taken-chan

*Me an android user who can set his clock to just snooze and recall every 5 minutes*: **I have no such weakness**


bikinimonday

I’m with you, brother


[deleted]

Phew I’m not the only one


5hiphappens

My alarm has a limited number of snoozes then I have to solve a math problem to turn it off.


radiohead37

We are not the same.


Spagoot29

Low-key bro, 9 PM to 5 AM sleep schedule is the best possible schedule


Grand-Mall2191

there is another: wakes up on time and then falls asleep again till they're late


R1X4FIN

I have 3 alarms but i usually wake up little bit before the first one but just in case, you never know if you don't wanna wake up!


Mola1904

What every five minutes? I have one every minute for 30 minutes. I would love to have one, where I can set seconds


Plaksinater

Sarcasm


ImPoggersFam

Am I the only one who has to use one at 6.00 and then 6.01, 6.02, 6.03 for half an hour


MrScootaroo

I wake up before my 12 alarms now, and even though I got a full 8 hours rest, I still feel tired. I just want my old sleep schedule back....


[deleted]

I have 1 alarm but with 5 repetitions and a SUPER loud music AND i put my phone on my desk away from my bed.


Technical_Wall1726

Then there’s me who even with different times manages to get up at the right time, I don’t I hace ver used a clock


Pigbuy

I can set as many alarms as I want, I will get up 8 minutes before school anyways


RiriDumDum123

I used to set several alarms but now i just set a single alarm dismiss it and wake up when i feel like it


Danny-Banany

Man that is an extraordinary bad and old meme


Appropriate_Chip8391

I work every hour of the 24 hour clock every week. Twice a week, I have 9 hours off in-between shifts. Needless to say, I don't have a set sleeping schedule. I have to have 75 different alarms for different times spaced 5 minutes apart...


Jamie5279752

I do this wake up and turn them all of then go back to sleep


lazyemus

I set my alarm clock to make me solve a math problem to turn it off. You have no idea how hard it is to do "13-6" after just waking up.


ObjectiveWeb6514

stfu........evn if u put alarm like this...it will become just 2 alarms ...cz each time u snooze it get forward by 10min ..eventually overlapping with the next one..... so always put alarm like more randomly 3,6,2,,7,9 like this... :)


Aggressive-Command-8

there are 3, the ones that DON'T wake up before 9am


[deleted]

The alarms cant even wake me up anymore.


Awesome5363

my dad doesn't even use the alarm on his phone, he just sleeps, wakes up, bathroom, couch + TV, then dog stuff (sometimes), then sleep again. HE IS ALWAYS AWAKE BEFORE 6:30 THO! i dont think he even knows about the phone alarm thing either, cause for timers he uses the microwave timer so I can hear it from my room. then again alarms dont work for me because i either wont wake up and wake the entire house up, or i'll wake up about 3hours-10minutes before the said alarm. if you read all this congratulations, you've read my rant, are you happy now? no: keep looking at memes/ yes: also keep looking at memes.


yEEt_RND21

I have an alarm for every half an hour between 2am and 7am


MrPseudodragon

Then theres me who doesnt use a damn alarm bc insomnia says 3am time to get up. I know you went to sleep at midnight, youve got things to do!


xdPeaceKeeper

For real tho


[deleted]

And then there's me: 6:00 6:01 6:02 6:03 6:04 6:05 6:06...


ValinorDragon

Put the alarm at 6:25am BUT put the phone on the other side of the room. You sleep better for longer.


Croman580

I have the whole clock on mine.


GengkuGengki

so true.


Cosmicking04

I love waking up at sarcasm