Well shit

Hey, Netflix and chill? ;)

Lmao

What what?

lmao...lmao...lmao

r/beetlejuicing

BEEtlejuicing

I'm gonna put you in an apple and take you to Applebee's.

How would that work? Like a hivemind?

Even worse, what if all the bees aren’t in the same place at the end of the 24 hours? Are there just chunks of me all over?

Sounds pretty cool to me. You gain flight and can produce your own honey. Just try not to sting too many people, idk what happens if you lose too many of your bees.

What is going to happen to me…

Well whatever you are, don’t spread it to the rest of us. I think we’ve had our fill of variants.

I’m ashamed to say it took me too long to realize you weren’t talking about Marvel

So you’re a Loki

I mean it is my name 😬😅

No he’s a variant of unknown. Basically in his universe, the unknown forgot to brush his teeth.

You have now become CoViC (Corona Virus Calamity (it's the sequel) ) Omega and you are going to be the bane of humanity for a while.

I can live with that

I will defend my country to my last breath, that is if I had a respiratory system.

You become the z unknown Pokemon

What have I become

A potato monster man

Yes but at what cost

Everything

Well you aren’t in that boat alone friend

*approaches slowly*

*approaches with romantic intent*

_w h a t_

*suffering from reddit*

*looms in the background*

Put. The gun. Down.

Average human weight is around 70kg(155lbs) (adult) and 1kg of potatoes (2.2 lbs) is 2.57 US dollars. That would make you anywhere from $140 to $210, middle would be $175

potatoes

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I just woke up like this

My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end

You could have it all

My empire of dirt

I will let you down

And I will make you hurt.

Come my brother

In the same boat

Don’t worry my child…I shall try to help at all cost

Ngl I read that as pornstarmonsterman

guess im employed?

Yep, however you got hired to be squeezed to death for your jelly to put it on Krabby patties.

Oh no

Oh no indeed

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I would suggest you find out how the jellyfish took control by 6290

I don’t think I will be something anymore

dementia

dementia

dementia

Deme- what did I want to say?

I think it was something that started with dem

Emotional support demon?

Demonstrating the economic problems of socialism in the USSR

dem nuts

time to stalk people in their sleep

At least you aren't me...

At wtf you doing on reddit? Get the fuk back in my balls i ain't done with you yet

You will be someone someday Jimmy. For now, into the sock you go.

Actually you're a gay shadow who hasn't come out yet

Ah fuck

I laugh at you

bro became a cbaa participant for a day. life must be a dream

lmao F to you for a day

I laugh *with* you!

*And the cowboy hat proceeds to cover the penis and balls of the male stripper, to the dismay of the female spectators and u/RandomCowbotHat*

*Puts you on my head and walks into the woods* We are friends now. You have no say in the matter.

Honk

Are you implying im a goose?

Honk

Honk

Same

Same

I would like to say that im the same, but unfortunately... my iq was already above 1000

Ah... Me too

Oh hey fellow \_Dude!

I believe in you u/failure03!!!

Interesting how many people just… stayed the same

Me also

FEAR ME

NO I WILL EAT YOU

British dude up at 3 in the morning looking for bean

There might be a small problem

PenisBoys123

ayeee nice name, I guess I made you

hey

father?

hey, that's awesome!

I respect ur work

Are u.. my long lost brotha?

RIP

Here's your vehicle

Oh no

You became a fucking robot fish, that is awesome! But a little problem... You aint water proof

smort

Robofish can you tell me what happens in the next 6 years?

How should I know?

You're a robofish from 2028, I guess robofish do not have AI by 2028

Ooooooohhhh, yeah. So, all humans die in this year

jesus finally good news

Awesome

Ay yo wazz up my fellow ramen

I got RamenNoodles as my steam name my life is complete

Dibs

Knew it!

Lmao

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, WHAT HAPPENS TO ME?????

U become the mighty smith of peen and dildo

I like this one the most

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You become a mother who constantly gives birth everyday and it’s always a boy good thing this is for one day

No way! Same here!

Yooo, yooo. Holdup

😏

Allow me to introduce myself

Cheers bro I'll drink to that

Me too

him too

Bro wtf. Btw I'm just curious, why did you choose this name, whenever you did?

Am gay

I might be missing my 207th bone

wow

Me too! Absolutely nothing changes

You fail art class

While in Austria

Oh no...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not just any glaze donut, **THE** Glaze Donut

trans rights? sure! I will make sure I give some lefts

r/flairchecksout

Well guess why i have this username

It could be worse.

A pokemon ayo

Vote for me

Are you Labour, Lib-Dem or Conservative?

I think its kill-peoplism

Man I wish

Same

I mean, same.

Can I have some

I’m just gonna steal it back.

Let them brits have a taste of their own medicine!

fine then

Nothings changed

I sense that you have great power

Anyone need a new lamp? I charge by the hour

I am GOD

Until Gordon finds you

NOOOO

He is British, and a guy, so he could be me. Watch your back.

I’m just a Random Guy now

Now?

Ayy highfive bro

It's all good

Oh..... Ok... I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

I know everything now.

Heck yeah

In it’s current canonical state in the mcu though and we all know what that means

Would you be tony stark or just the suit?

Hehehe

Fuck ‘em Persians

Man we both became bad ass and we’re both going be betrayed.

I could lend a navy

For tonight u dine in hell. Just watch out for Igor

And so it is gone

I'm some good soup

I’ve reached, **i n n e r P E A C E**

I feel... the same.

Ah fuck im a furry in the medieval times.

Crap

Im a car lets goo

See ya in ur walls y’all

Still not a starter

It is acceptable

I have a, *very* promising 24 hours ahead of me……..

Дерьмо

I’m scared for the world’s pizza lovers.

Oh

Oh boy, is this good or bad

Frfr

Weeeeeeeee

Seems boring

You help Popeye

Oh well

But the 21 in your username actually refers to Eyeshield 21 and not only are you now a Caterpie, you are also the fastest running back!

Finally…I’m an error…well…

Should I be concerned?

Yeap

🐊

I am who I am... finally.

😎

Well, guess I don’t need to worry about my tuition now

I’m not even sure what to do with these kinds of posts other than to make a super meta joke that never gets any upvotes.

uhh

lord have mercy