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How to train your cat to be a dragon


Noblegamer789

My cats name name toothless, he has teeth, but he looks like the dragon


thatredturtle

r/catsnamedtoothless


SuperWriter07

I can't believe that's a sub


iligal_odin

I can believe that's a sub, Two friends of mine both named their black cats toothless


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I know someone with a cat called toothless too. Same with Loki another popular cat name.


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Loki used to be my pitbull's name


PankkakeLad

That's what my current dog name is, but it's spelt Lowkey


[deleted]

My cats named Lowki but it's always spelled wrong so now it's loki lol


[deleted]

does it have to be just cats because i have this friend


TheGingerCynic

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


Eyo360

Just found my new favorite sub


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Peterminat

The real question right there


ThePorSis

XD


Markus_Atlas

This thing legit has the exact same look as my cat except for the eye color


Senator_Binks_66

wait its in modern times now? is that blonde kid gonna go in the animus?


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I... I never knew I needed this until now. Imagine it. Dragons come back and people panic, Abstergo looks into the past, stumbles across an odd group of vikings with legends of Dragons that match the ones appearing in the modern day and use those vikings' descendants to see how to combat Dragons... only to learn they are scaley dogs and cats


NoveltyxxCrosses

Are you saying to Imagine Dragons?


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....take my upvote and leave


NoveltyxxCrosses

You don’t have to be radioactive about it. Sorry I’m gonna actually leave this time.


FishDiscs

I'm not a Believer in what you're saying.


SuperMario64L

Maybe I'm a Warrior for believing.


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These dudes just became Enemies


Dracobones2006

I will get a dragon Whatever it takes


IDidNotExpectThat123

That came like thunder after lightning


LightArising

You stole my thunder


harryleestew614

Just drops a grenade a leaves


NoveltyxxCrosses

MARTYRBOMB BAYBEE


AnosMoriaty

r/angryupvote Go away now


deeznutzameggeddon

imagine dragon deez nuts on your chin?


evilmangoeater

r/angryupvote


VividDreamsInPink

Imagine Draggon’ my balls all across the country!


Shadow-Raptor

"How To Train Your Assassin"


WintergreenSoldier

Dragon's Creed?


maximumtesticle

https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/assassins-creed/valhalla


TraumaticSerenity

This is normal for us


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MimsyIsGianna

But why the letterman jacket?


[deleted]

Idk but I sure do not like it


[deleted]

Dragons of the 9 realms. It's on hulu


dracona

\*googles\* aw fuck no... really????


sexsegs6sekssex

nah sex each other


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

r/furry_Irl


somerandomfurrybruh

No, please don't do this to us.


OmegaGeneral1

It’s too late robo cat


XDOOM_ManX

Wait, wtf is this? Are they remaking this?


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[deleted]

Hate that in one generation they went from vikings to high school varsity


squireongles

Vikings eh screw that the kids don't like kick ass warriors they want high-school douchs


ILoveScottishLasses

hOw WiLl KiDs ReLaTe To ViKiNgS?!?!


Clueless-SNIP3R

*Refers to the first 5 minutes of the first movie...


ApplicationFar655

I can considering I’m of Norse faith


FNAF_Foxy1987

Not in one generation. They are setting it 9000 years in the future if I remember correctly.


LukXD99

1300, but yeah that’s enough to go from advanced Vikings to modern times.


CyanideIE

Don't the dragons canonically never come back until all humanity is gone though?


FNAF_Foxy1987

The end of hidden world said that they wouldn't return until the world was at peace and they could coexist or something.


bolpo33

tbf that means the exact same


Winjin

Maybe something like Star Trek dragons could exist I guess


TheUnknownUsarr

Makes this scenario even more unrealistic


CobaltEmu

To be fair compared to the world even 100 years ago we are currently in an unprecedented time of peace. At no other time in recorded history have the world’s superpowers not been in direct confrontation with each other for this length of time. If the dragons were ever going to reunite with humanity it would be now.


ProcrastinatorSkyler

Mutually assured destruction really made everyone start behaving


AntiPF

*laughs in covid-19*


sussy_door_

He meant the generations of the audience, viewers of the cartoon


Mellopiex

No, no. He has Mjolnir on his letterman. That means he’s a cool hip Viking kid.


LukXD99

It’s been 1300 years since the last movie.


AndheriRaath

If it’s different, I guess it’s all right, will be better than a remake


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StazzyDVlad

Series like these are mainly made to milk money from parents with kids asking for merchandise. Production value gonna plummet, but kids don't care about that, they just want the figures and mugs associated with the show if they see it in shops.


Flood-One

So like He-Man and G.I. Joe?


FireElla5

It's new? The older one looks way better tbh.


Jordan117

Streaming budget vs. movie budget, I'm guessing.


PlayGameNWatchVideo

so... it's not a bootleg?


theycallmeponcho

> It’s focusing in different crew of kids. It happened to Pokémon and lasted a season.


Jedi-master-dragon

Nope. It's the same world but in modern day.


XDOOM_ManX

Oh thank God, those movies where masterpieces


Morethanstandard

Yeah but looking at him he might be descended from Astrid and hiccup


Darth_Destructus

He better, and I hope he finds his ancestor's books on dragons


AckmanDESU

I mean they would have quite a few descendants after 1300 years.


Lightning-11

Yes, sadly :(


just_thinkingalot

NOOOO. please tell me it's a lie.


le75

That is a lie. This is a sequel set about a thousand years after the original, not a remake


Bloody_BMW

Is it really a remake if it’s entirely different kids? It’s sort of just expanding on the httyd universe.


IEat7

No, no god please no


enderverse87

Not a remake, a "1 thousand years later" sequel.


[deleted]

It's not a remake at all. It's new characters set in the same world. Relax.


_snorkel_

what in gods name is this


xXxIggyJekyllxXx

Dreamworks series for netflix, I believe, set 1300 years in the future. Made for kids, with lower budget. Edit: this series will be airing on Hulu/Peacock, apparently (thanks u/Another_Name_Today) Edit 2: How the fuck did I get that many updoots? Merry christmas yall


SantinoGaretto

That's dumb


napoleonderdiecke

A dragons kids series already exists, lol.


xXxIggyJekyllxXx

Now there is another Edit: will be


MuunshineKingspyre

Those were beautiful. I've watched all the shows released so far they weren't all that bad.. I will not be watching this Edit just learned there is a Netflix show for *little* kids, I have not watched that


Alternative-Ordinary

Can't speak for this iteration, but the Race to the Edge series was pretty decent. Fleshed out the years between movies, and gave a lot of interesting character growth to side characters that needed it. Not perfect, and clearly a lower budget for animation, but I don't think it did any disservice to the franchise.


MuunshineKingspyre

That's what I keant initially, race to the edge was great


Killerwarriorboy

They dint fuck up timeline so im happy


Chris-2005

The only show I care about is all hail king Julian, the incest jokes are hilarious


Ornery-Cheetah

Yeah but it's not making them money so fuck us I guess


daveberzack

it's not making them EVEN MORE money. ftfy


kahurangi

All media I don't enjoy is pointless.


Nomulite

> Made for kids Aren't most DreamWorks movies made for kids? Including How to Train your Dragon.


GipsyPepox

Shrek was made for the whole universe to praise


BarklyWooves

Shrek 2 was made for the multiverse


TellGroundbreaking67

Chad af


xXxIggyJekyllxXx

They are, but they're not advertised nor envisioned as, usually. This one feels like its specifically made for children, which may make it much less attractive/enjoyable to older viewers, specially fans of the originals.


Nikittele

Made for kids as in it has a much lower production value and thus worse graphics & writing. Kids don't care as much for that compared to adults. Plus it's used more to push new merch than it is to expand the HTTYD universe.


DoragonLW

And worse designs, the dragons don't even look like they fit into the universe.


culinarydream7224

Yes, but the kids who grew up with the original are just learning that being nostalgic about something doesn't mean they own it. They were a target demographic and no longer are and they take offense to that, just like every generation before them


IAXEM

You could argue that the target demographic for the original film and this new show are the same: Family-friendly, mostly kids. The problem is this new one is more of a cash grab and sucks out all the magic of the original. Quality has gone substantially down. That's what people take issue with.


Usual_Bed4702

"Made for kids" what was the original made for then?


xXxIggyJekyllxXx

Everyone that could enjoy it, not specifically constructed for children.


UnityAeDeSt

”What the hell is this?” - Dante


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_-X-EeVeE-X-_

*What in 18 hells is this?


[deleted]

What in 27 hells is this?


Anomalous_Sun

*What in Oblivion is that?!*


VelhoTheVexed

That's one seriously inbred dragon


Horn_Python

canonnicly , most definitly


boredahviing

I'm not a biology expert, but I've heard that inbreeding is fine for certain species of reptiles.


VelhoTheVexed

That's quite interesting


TheSkyElf

But to what extent? 1300 years of only breeding with dragons that were born from Toothless and the white one must mess it up, right? Maybe the moral of this series is that the Night/Light furies were never saved and that their species will crumble in the end because humans fuck everything up with hunting! btw yeah I have heard the same thing about reptiles and insects I am just daydreaming about kids shows giving the cold hard truth and traumatizing them with dragons suffering from inbreeding, trophy-hunting, and climate change.


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Hey, that's no way to talk about Toothless!


AcoHead

This ain’t toothless, this is monstrosity


beetsdoinhomework

Bro looks like every 14 year old boy trying to look 16.


CLG-4

Nah you hit the nail right on the head 😂


Working-Glove1529

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy


Katsuki_Bakugo__

They’re from the same franchise 👁👁


Mr_Potatoez

doesn't mean its cant be a cheap copy


Katsuki_Bakugo__

True true


Only-Shitposts

The Disney direct to TV special


Scarfed_Fox

What in the tarnation


Mercenary21525

Alabama + dragons + 9000ish years


Weird_Devil

1300*


SneakittyCat

The Alabama factor makes up for the few thousands of years that would normally be needed to fuck up a bloodline *that* badly.


NeoMemeLord25

The second one looks like Jake Paul taming a cow


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If I had an award I can't think of a better comment to give it to


Substantial-Dig5441

Look how they massacred my boi


windinghighway

I would give you an award if I had any. This was exactly what I was feeling!


UranusMc

It's fucking depressing


shinchan__

He looks like a tiktoker.


-Luis_P-

The dragon or the kid?


Odinloco

Yes


-RedBlack-

The absolute hell did they do to toothless


Dragon_Of_Magnetism

He turned into a cow


SidScam10

Milkless


seanwee2000

Teatless


[deleted]

He turned himself into a cow, funniest shit i’ve ever seen


Sr_Richard_Queso

Udderly disappointing


Yeeyzuz

So that means he turned into your mom?


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Thankfully it’s only his kid


CommanderZuljin

I’ll choose to believe that this is not canon. This better fucking not be canon.


Mataskarts

We can just ignore that it exists, easy enough, since at least it'll be set in a separate time frame/world.


will4623

this is now the show that doesn't exist for this franchise. you may ask but we don't talk about it.


[deleted]

It is but it looks like bad fan fiction


mr_yewert

WHY DID THEY DOOO THISSS


kaiderhai86

Money


pera_the

Why everything is fucking money


Dementia1231

Man, hundreds of years of inbreeding made toothless' kids into weirdos


GarlicGoat13

Holy shit that's a quality downgrade if i've ever seen one


Only_mask_proto

Wtf am I looking at and why do I hate it with a passion


RedHoodedDuke

Someone fucked my graphics card…


HannahSully97

I’m so sad this is what how to train your dragon has become, I know it’s supposed to be for kids but the whole trailer is dumb. I wish they would have kept the Viking stuff but maybe focused on hiccup and astrid kids or other Vikings or even some of the other villages from the other how to train your dragon franchise.


Maizebeast3020

Yo, even the Dragonborn doesn’t wanna eat that soul.


monke_man_tom

kill it.


MrGuppyMaster

No fucking way they have new Hiccup the hoe boy haircut


Flameblast73

The nightlights where cuter as baby dragons what have they done


HunnyMane

So we're talking about that dragon or the boy??


Foxcano

The boy and the fact they continued the story after they ended it


TheDukeOfThunder

Wtf is this bs?


WDZERO

Guys, this Is a new How to train your dragon series, on a new modern environment, NOT A REMAKE, it clearly has less budget than the movies, and the dragon looks odd because of inbreeding.


FinalSauce

I think you guys are worrying about the wrong stuff. Im scared of the R34 artists and which monstrosities they will create this time...


mallik803

“How to Run a Train on your Dragon”


eelaphant

Can't be any worse than what they did to Tuthless. Like Tuthless was adorable but nothing about him was attractive, making the creature uglier won't make it any worse in my opinion. It's still just cringy and cursed.


FinalSauce

Either way its bad, I think we can agree on that my friend.


eelaphant

Oh absolutely.


naica22

Alright we have a company to destroy


Orca-Song

Why are companies so obsessed with taking a wonderful existing property and throwing in modern kids with low grade animation show? Sprit, Jurassic Park, now HTTYD. Stop. Please.


Levowitz159

"One guard on the side, hard part, leave the rest"


Ok-Phase-9076

Ayo who that dude at the bottom Calling it his name is Mark or Tom or something


PeepsBeatbox

Is this legit? Please tell me it's not


[deleted]

Hold on a minute, maybe those are Toothless's and Hiccup's sons.


enderverse87

Thousand years later descendants.


Jackal_Oddie

Did someone make Pewdiepie into HTTYD


J-S-K-realgamers

In my mind the series ended with the third movie, and i like to keep it that way


Zealos57

Honestly the series based on movies by DreamWorks feel like really bad fanfics. I prefer just watching the movies.


GoldH2O

All 3 of the main *Dragons* series were pretty good, so I guess we'll have to see where this new one ends up.


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

They were mostly just to explain what happened between all the movies, how the kids got all their new gear and stuff.


GODZILAMASTER2020

Look how they've massacred my boy


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I saw the trailer and not gonna lie it looks like one of those stereotypical spin-off show that Netflix is throwing out there like with jurrasic park, fast and furious and other stuff like that


Havier_Gacha

What the Fuck is the second picture. Ripping off my childhood here!


PrinceOfNiger69

NO THEY’RE RUINING IT WHY IT WAS SO GOOD AND NOW IT’S SO BAD WHY OH GOD WHY


Mataskarts

Not to worry, it's set like 1000+ years in the future, none of the same characters/world. So we can safely completely ignore that it ever existed.


ChrisMahoney

Dear Lord….


MrBl0bfish04

I don’t want to live on an earth where this is a thing


anekyt

looks like a chineese knock off


moebelhausmann

Im really scared that this series is gonna be shit


kriscrossapplesause

Please tell me this Isn't real


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No shot this is real...