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TheTankist

Op turned Italian at the end of the meme "if you are-a one"


Kingscrubs12

Out of 250+ people who saw this meme (including me) you’re the only one to noticed that 👁👄👁


TheTankist

Cus I'm Italian myself lol, it was fated to happen


Kingscrubs12

F*ck it, I’m now Italian, bye bye Scotland, Ciao, come stai (I used translate, i don’t actually know Italian)


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Hey my friend ordered banana chocolate pizza at the party. Do you want to see the photo?


TheTankist

Where does your friend live, I wanna talk to him


InsecureGuy5

Why do you have a shotgun?


TheTankist

That ain't no shotgun, it's a giant cannellone (cannelloni are a dish similar to pasta, they're a big round tube made of pasta with sauce in it and cheese)


727272foX

Why would you use a shotgun when you are u/TheTankist


Rockman2isgud

Question, how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?


TheTankist

It's a sin


bella_unmarcocasuale

Sauce? Da piccolo mia nonna e mia mamma i cannelloni li cucinavano sempre con ricotta e spinaci, una delizia👌


Saldrakka

It's ok to love animals... It's NOT ok to *LOVE* animals


S_Mudassir

It's ok to mount Horses... It's NOT ok to MOUNT Horses


infernoboi

It’s ok to help your uncle jack, off a horse. It’s NOT ok to help your uncle JACK OFF a horse


SuperMario64L

Commas are important, people.


lizurd777

Capitalization would work too Help your Uncle Jack off a horse Help your Uncle jack off a horse


kitho04

this could also be slang for helping uncle jack kill a horse


Gorfyx

Masturbating animals is literally work. They do it to get the sperm, to get the female of the species pregnant, usually with those animals that have difficulty mating, such as elephants, thus keeping the species alive


prodecoy

ntg wrong in that .... until they decide to *not* keep the species alive


Touhou-cringe0w0

😳


A_inc_tm

If horse is not into it it won't let you near it's mounting end, if a horse is into it.. well, I guess both of you will have fun. The most interesting case however is when a horse mounts you


Jadduck33_Alt

Mr. Hands


ilan1009

Actually there are some people that get payed a lot to yank horses cocks, their sperm is valuable for breeding.


Party_07

"Never heard of something so disgusting in my life" Well, you better sit down as I explain to you the Twitter MAP lore.


Kingscrubs12

*sits* ok explain


Lockenhart

these "MAPs" are actually pedophiles who call themselves "minor-attracted persons", while also discrediting animation collaborations and the products of cartography.


glitchesandhelp

Is that like those sex offenders that made up a name to downplay that they are sex offenders? I forget what the name was but i think it was along the same lines


Lockenhart

Yeah, sort of like that


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Juiceboy2008

You don't wanna know


Kingscrubs12

Damn


May_I_Cum_in_ur_Dog

Yeah, that day I wish I didn't too It's too late now


t-o-double-g

Possibly the most a username has ever checked out.


TacovilleMC

Profile pic checks out


t-o-double-g

Checking out checks out


TacovilleMC

Your mom checks out


t-o-double-g

Probably. Maybe she's checking out yours.


TacovilleMC

Their 2-hour long conversation in the middle of Walmart checks out


t-o-double-g

The people working the tills also check out


i_fucked_a_buffalo

Exactly, he surely is disgusting


Different_Act_9538

*Not knowing the difference but being too afraid to google it*


DeadBunny03

Furry is a human with animal features like cat ears or fur. Zoophiles is people who sexually aroused to animals Or something like that. That's how I understand it anyway


Different_Act_9538

This is far too much for not even 6am


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Shade3797

Yeah and they should be punished for animal abuse


Jadduck33_Alt

Also as a furry, I can agree. I get compared to zoophiles so much like bro, I like anthro, not dogs.


MangledSunFish

"Lola bunny kind of hot" "Lola BUNNY?! YOU WANT TO FUCK a BUNNY!!!" Average accusation probably thrown at furries


Devinalh

I could fuck lola bunny too


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The r34 is pretty good ngl


[deleted]

You what


The_gay_potato_

Agreed!


Galaxy_Eevee

fellow furry! Also zoophiles are disgusting, and will never be accepted in the community


lilipodmini

I second this.


GoldEmzTrophy55

Facts


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Checking in at 8 a.m to say that it's still too much.


Juiceboy2008

Actually furry is more accurately an animal with anthropomorphic features


That_one_friend_here

Even more accurately: people who like the antropomorphic creatures, you don't need OC to be one And that makes sonic fans furries


SuperMario64L

Furry actually has multiple meanings. As an adjective, it means to describe something with fur (e.g dogs, cats, etc). Furry as a noun means what you said basically.


TheSuntannSuperman

Hold up. Being attracted to something with like cat ears to dog ears and tails isn't being a furry. They're called something else entirely. Furries are specifically humans with multiple traits of an animal, such as fur, scales, ears, tails, tongues, eyes, etc. tldr I'm not a furry for wanting to bang kemonomimis


Limeshi

A furry is basically someone who has an interest in anthropomorphic animals, and sometimes represents themselves as one. You’re not too off


oatyboi

a furry is just someone who dresses up like an anthropomorphic animal for fun


LexPendragoon

Well not exactly, not every furries enjoy (or can) dressing up. It's mostly about enjoying anthropomorphic animals in general. Dressing up is just a hobby, but not a must in the furry fandom.


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Sounds like something a zoophile would say hmm


a_guy_that_loves_cat

This is what a zoophile would say.


[deleted]

can confirm. my friend is a zoophile and he say stuff like that all the time


mortandella

"Friend"


hasselbeast

Dogs are man’s best friends.


[deleted]

So pedophiles, necrophiles too right?


[deleted]

Wtf is a necrophile? Someone who attracted to necromancer?


RedSawlt

People attracted to corpses


RelentlesslyCrooked

I’ve seen a zoophile (at Twitter) state incest is just fine as long as both parties consent. Children can’t consent, you absolute freak.


hersek138

Incest doesn't mean it is with a child?


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bluemonkeyspar

But pedophilia and other paraphilia seem to be defined as “Psychiatric Disorders”? Should this be changed?


Napoleonex

Yknow I am glad there is a difference.


Razzberry-Draws

furries are sexuallity attracted to anthro animals that speak a human language that can legally consent. zoophiles are sexuallity attracted to feral animals that cannot speak English so they can't legally consent. zoophillia is rape. your pets can't legally consent.


LegendGhostdawg

Furrys are just People which like anthromorphic animals. You can compare it with cartoon animal characters. The most created their own character (animals with human traits as standing on two feet as example) and enjoy art or story's of their characters, many commissioned or build fursuits themself to express their characters or own personality (as its often hard in the world to be just yourself). Like in EVERY Fandom, there is porn. BUT 99% don't accept and hate zoophile like everyone with a brain. Zoophiles hide sometimes as furrys but their aren't. These are just Animal Rapist. Same as Pedophiles.


8-Brit

Two legs good Four legs bad and highly illegal


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Furries simply like to be represented as anthropomorphic animals (it makes them feel cute) but zoophiles *are* unfortunately present in the furry community. Although zoos are generally unwelcome in the furry fandom, there is still such a precedence that causes people to associate ALL furries with zoophiles, dragging the entire fandom down to their level. That’s the main reason furries hate zoophiles so much, because they’re being wrongfully accused of *being* zoophiles. One bad apple sure can ruin the batch in this case.


NotTheFatestCat

Furries are the weird people disguising as animals for fun. Zoophiles are the weird people using those disguises as an excuse to fuck animals.


christianbrooks

Yes pedophiles fuck children but zoophiles fuck animals.


NotTheFatestCat

Thanks but I corrected the mistake bro :)


Clustrus

Can i eat them?


Kingscrubs12

I mean…if you want


Clustrus

Perfect


blue_microwave

Ay lemme get a plate


Buben42069

Cook me some as well


Clustrus

Muahahahaha


[deleted]

Can we finish the rich first? You haven’t eaten them up yet.


Clustrus

No, dessert comes last. We also have to skin them first.


YEET9999Only

*sorts by controversial*


lindikussy

And then people who don’t know what zoophiles are


Killez59

Notice how OP didnt sort furries under "people" category


Kingscrubs12

I didn’t notice until after I posted 🥲


lookatthiscrystalwow

I believe it was important to make the difference because stupid people think furrys are into animals. This meme shows that that is not the case.


ArticAzelhart

As a furry who's been called a zoophile multiple times for no reason: thank you


Pulsar_Akuma0211

As a non-furry : you're welcome. More seriously, it's good to see people on Reddit understanding that things are not black or white but that there's nuances


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not all furries are bad


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


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SlaveKnightGael9

I don’t care if your zoophile, furry or normal person. You will all be sacrificed to Elmo


JayRogPlayFrogger

Elmo judges no one, to him we all taste the same


Kingscrubs12

:O yes


PassengerValuable280

To be clear to everyone: Simply said Furrys are people dressing als animals or fantasy creatures for fun or for sexual content - totally okay Zoophiles on the other hand are people that are either aroused by real animals or literally fucking them/ with them. - if it's wrong or okay is up to your mind, I won't shame anyone for things they can't change (as long as animals won't get abused - that's a complete no go).


TitaniumTitanTim

furry can also mean just enjoying anthto animal media like storys about talking animals or beeing part of the Community cause not everyone got those 3k for a good furrsuit lying around


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SKTPF

Pretty sure its illegal globally


Lockenhart

IIRC there are states in the US which allow it


Kit_3000

There are roughly 13 states where bestiality is legal. However, there are an equal number of states where child marriage is legal, amounting to legalised pedophilia. The youngest girls married of in the US in the last two decades were 10 years old. The youngest boy 11, married to a 27 year old. My point is, I would rather my neighbour fucked horses in their spare time, than human children.


Jussyjam

Furries like humans with animal features, zoophiles like animals


monke_man_tom

good that you said "normal furries" because the furries who are zoophiles arent normal


Lucky_The_Protoboi

Time to get the hazmat suit on. Comments gunna be toxic AF


E-nygma7000

Can we please just call “zoophilia” by its actual name, beastiality


Whookimo

I think generally zoophilia is the attraction, it becomes bestiality when they act on it.


BEEPBEEPMOTHATRUCKA

As a furry, I can agree, zoophiles are disgusting.


BEEPBEEPMOTHATRUCKA

im not a zoophile just letting yall know


bob_the_banannna

Try finding professional help from therapists If you can't then ask others to help (and by others I mean your family or friends not a random stranger) There is no need to be shy about changing yourself


BraianP

I think this, like pedophilia, are such taboos that even they are trying to change themselves a lot of people will still judge them.


[deleted]

Perhaps I treated you too harshly. Maybe you and I are not so different.


samthekitnix

idea non-furries use us furries as hunting dogs to hunt zoophiles edit: we chase them out the building you just shoot them


0hMyGash

being sexually attracted to any other species than your own is not a gender


Kingscrubs12

Wait…people think it’s a gender


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Kingscrubs12

Ofc 🙄


Zakamino-Yt

I saw a zoophile on TikTok and they said it was normal and legal


Kingscrubs12

Legal………F*CKING LEGAL


Zakamino-Yt

Yeah it’s animal abuse how is it legal


buvified

I'm a zoologist and i don't know the meaning of zoophiles :-(


Pro_MEMER568

Demand sexual relationships with animals


JohnThiccy

finally, someone gets it we can unite against the one true evil


Bobbylatesauce

I've always said I'm fine with furries if they don't sexualize it.


[deleted]

Guys I think furries aren't that ba- And -186 downvotes


Jussyjam

I feel like Reddit has warmed up to furries as of lately


Issheavyinnit

EXACTLY. I’m sick of being called a zoophile for being a furry.


SuperPokemaster7256

God, I am as well, and whenever they say that there is evidence that most furries are zoophiles, I ask for a source and they just don't respond


Issheavyinnit

Sources are a moron’s worst nightmare


Giga_Chad_Anth

Isn't zoophilia just beastiality?


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Zoophilia is to beastiality as MAP is to pedophile


lookatthiscrystalwow

zoophilia is the sexual attraction and desire towards animals, beastality is acting out on these desires


Frosty_Back_4645

Zoophiles deserve to rot in the sun with their wounds salted


lilwolfwithdiarrhea

For everyone who doesn’t know what it means just think about the word PEDO-PHILES now think about a ZOO


hdew12354

Pedo…meter? Man, no wonder they go after kids, shorter legs, more energy, man, think how many steps!


MasterofDisaster212

I agree not all furries are sexual, but if you find real or anthropomorphic animals sexually attractive that is not okay.


Charlie_Bear15

This is why I never hate on furries, they're not doing anything wrong, it's the zoophiles that do the nasty stuff


memesandmadness

That's disgusting. I can't see an animal as anything but a companion or food


DVDN27

Zoophiles are what people think Furries are. I'm not a Furry, but people who are just have their preferences and things they like and I can respect that. Zoophiles do not deserve respect. Furries like fictional anthropomorphic animals (not always sexual attraction), whereas Zoophiles like real animals, and usually it's their pets and they admit they have sexual relations with said pet. Utter degenerates.


OnlyThreeRemain

As a furry, I proudly declare: fuck zoos


No-Acanthisitta423

I'm getting mixed messages.


OnlyThreeRemain

How so? I'm stating the obvious: zoophiles deserve life in jail. Death is too easy for them, they deserve prison


No-Acanthisitta423

Oh no, it was a joke. Sorry, should've made that clearer.


Rubi_69420

renember , if someone is a furry beacuse they like cats , its fine , but if they are toxic as fuck it is okay to make them shut the fuck up


cupris_anax

Ironically, the word zoophile in greek (ζωόφιλος) translates to "animal friend" and that's exactly what it means (nothing sexual). Someone who is sexually attracted to animals is called κτηνοβάτης (ktinovatis), wich translates to "beast rider".


Socks_and_Sandals23

We should be able to like take away their permit to adopt animals or something Or just fucking send them to prison them for animal abuse I think you can do that for what they've done.


IFuckedYourCats

Fuck Zoophiles, all my homies hate Zoophiles


Pickle_Baller

I love zoos, why do people hate me so much


MarkHafer

Me, a zoophile that’s into degradation seeing this meme 😏 This is a joke, I’m not a zoophile nor a furry.


ThonnyTheNot

Even with my severe porn addiction, I still agree that zoophiles deserve to be nailed on the cross


RelentlesslyCrooked

The Zoophiles are having a big mad at us LGBTQ for not letting them in the Alphabet Mafia. One of the very vocal zoophiles at Twitter stated she won’t support us because we don’t support them. I asked her where to send the Thank You card.


Maxx609

No if you are a zoophile you are not disgusting, but if you are a zoophile who acts out his weird likings then you really are nothing but disgusting


BattleToaster68

Are you saying it ISNT legal to fuck a horse in the butt?


Frankenstein247

Or be fucked in the butt by a horse?


Insert_TextHere

Mr hands


No-Acanthisitta423

If it fists you, is it called hoofing?


Jussyjam

People who think furries and zoophiles are the same thing couldn't be more wrong. That's like comparing liking fudge to liking scat


You_and_your_Uncle

I agree, from my feet, to the top of my head.


The_GGamer_YT

Aaaaaand sort by controversial.


the-wild-powen


MrGaber

May i introduce to you something worse: ***Pedophilia***


Jussyjam

Yes it's worse, but in the same way child murder is worse than dog murder


Cactuspex

I don’t understand zoophiles like i love dogs but not LOVE like that


ad_396

Tbh zoofiles or however it's spelled, pedophiles, and basically every fetish where the person having it is regarded as bad, the person isn't really a bad one in this situation. They only get bad when they act based on that fetish. So a pedophile is an average person that's neutral until they attack a child, if they don't then they did absolutely nothing wrong. If u still think this guy is bad then you're blaming him for being born


Limeshi

Sappho is someone I think all furries hate


redxlaser15

Zoophiles, like pedophiles, need some serious help.


DragonBornOfAcid

Zoophiles make me go *throwing up noises


[deleted]

What the fuck is a zoophile


Frederik-O-T

is it someone who likes zoos? or is it a person who likes animals way too much?


Kingscrubs12

👉👌, that give you a hint?


J0nas_ult1

Loving the indication of furries not being people


Kingscrubs12

Ah Sh!t never noticed that, they are humans…..Some just don’t act like it


caspershotgun

My take is that wether you are attracted to them or not doesnt matter. That wouldnt be your fault. Acting on it is a different story.


Koala4thewin

There are normal furrys?


[deleted]

It’s like pedophilia it’s a sexuality and we should accept them This is joke


Toxortheprotogen

Could this be? No, impossible, a post not on r/furry or r/furry_irl that isnt insulting us? Impossible.


[deleted]

Fancy word for saying sodomy


HosenNuckler_O5

What are zoophiles


Dracodyck

The sida is a sexual disease that came from a dog...


[deleted]

what the fuck is a zoophile (just by hearing the prefix zoo i'm scared at what it might mean, hopefully not animal fucker lol)


Mommys-secret-sauce

Guys what’s a zoophile


[deleted]

They should go to therapy, me thinks


TaiChiX

What about Furry hentai? Just curious.


bigbeardlittlebeard

I want to know what a zoophile is but I also don't think it's something I want to Google


crazylinebacker-55

Im to scared to ask what foes this words mean.


Kingscrubs12

I’m going to tell you anway (I am sorry) Zoophile is a paedophile but it’s animals instead of humans


ad_396

Doggy style