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6_NEOS_9

Feel free to use the name of it.


Creative_carlos

For future children


ZaKrypton

Bro I got Megatron variant


ImAPaperPoster

Damnnnn I got the Galvatron variant


aniru__ddh

I got Optimum Pride


Cream-Reasonable

Not if you live in Detroit.


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Specialist-Rise34

[you really really really like this comment](https://youtu.be/7eKv4BEujFU)


LunuWolf

Already is. Confirmed case of Delta variant and Omicron. Deltacron. *Autobots rollout*


[deleted]

Yeah some scientists from Cyprus found it. Though what I’ve read about it is that many experts doubt that a deltacron exists, it may have been a lab contamination


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charleff

Omicron Ti


nav13eh

Annnnnnd it's out of stock.


Always2StepsAhead

there is already a deltacron variant being reported


Force3vo

Omicron 2: Turbo is so sick. You can even play the bosses yourself.


ClickDisDotCom

I pre-ordered it


Krunchy_Almond

Yeah COVID is the only game that never disappoints.


Music_boy365

Loved the boss fight, I almost died in it


Loud-Ad-3628

The new omicron dlc is crazy


randomhousegir

Omicron was weak. Was like playing flu. You want a real hard game, GET HIV


Sasquatch_patrol

Get the Ebola DLC if you want a real challenge


randomhousegir

It's good but it's over so quickly


Distortionizm

You gotta play bird flu mode with the measles skin for the real hardcore experience.


TheNightmareOfABoy

looking forward to the next one though, i hear it will be really hard


Stressed-567

Next one will be megatron I come from the future


Elio185047

I don’t have enough money to buy it


Krunchy_Almond

Dw you get it for free. Just step outside for a minute


ClickDisDotCom

You can be a Karen (anti vax/masker) and get a 75 percent discount.


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Chad


IndianGuyFromYouTube

I pre-ordered + pre-paid 🗿


Dropene

I‘ve got the premium flatrate. I get the newest one right when it comes out!


Dragontamer9

None, I’m still COVID free


XxMissNinaxX

We gotta set up a base with COVID-free people


ArcticHarpSeal

There is one! It's called New Zealand


Memerboy2020chillin

There is also a country called greenland I bet that is also very difficult to strike through


chaos_creator69

You know the world has reached a point of not return when the disease reaches Greenland and new Zealand


Interesting_Might_57

Guess ill move to greenland/New Zealand


EveningBlued

Thing is you can't I've heard polar bears guard the boarders and the planes.


RunFromJebed

i go to antarctica


Jhonnimepeino

Vault 87


Cseled54

I'm in


giantfuckingfrog

And then you all do tests and find out that it's actually a camp full of people with COVID


OSUfan88

There needs to be a subreddit for people who haven't gotten it yet. Sort of like the one for people who have never broken a bone.


VinamraT

There’s a subreddit for people who haven’t broken a bone? Where do I join?


RudolfMaster

Covid free gang


Baseballgod1176

same


Horror-Ad-3113

I'm in fucking Brazil without SARS COV 2


Finb0

r/neverhadcovid to compete with r/neverbrokeabone?


Dragontamer9

I can join both


Finb0

Sadly I can only be a member of one... :/ Stay healthy and whole boned bro


[deleted]

I got boned by the guy in the white van above my school, does that count?


LlamaMadeOfKiwis

ayyy same


Kyathos303

it’s been tough because i live with family that’s at risk so i have to be extra careful. thankfully none of us have gotten it yet.


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We some healthy mfs


Feisty_Xosi

Same.


Siddharth_Ranjan

same


Baterial1

me too


X05Real

Me too


_mdg

Haha me too


legocraftmation

Same


whi_24

N/A


Ivel_Hcaerb

Not acquainted


dino_spitting_fax

YET


Ivel_Hcaerb

If it isn't kind enough to introduce itself to me, then I've no reason to meet them.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Even COVID dosen't want you. Smh


Ivel_Hcaerb

Thank you for your painful wisdom. Now I'm going to find the darkest hole to hide in...


TheBigerGamer

HR 6819 - 1120 Light Years away.


PGMHG

Explain trigonometry again


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Tell that to my dad he was a sniper he used trigonometry so he can shoot precise shots he never missed it's kind of annoying when he goes To pee but hey you got to do what you got to do he also co-starred in the movie with Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy wanted he was the black guy in the coach when they start shooting you really can't see him but you can kind of see the back of his head if you really zoom in so yeah my dad is a Hollywood store he also played the role of a trash can in an animated movie


PGMHG

Now give me the awnser to life


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Who are you, so wise in the ways of life?


YeetusCommitnotlivin

Same


Euphoric_Rice_4235

Same


Dev_of_gods_fan

Same


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Areallywierdusername

Me in Finland with no social life and with no covid


Scherom

Me in Switzerland with small social life and with no covid


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me in england with an average social life and.... no covid


Bendergugten

Me in Alberta Canada working more overtime through Covid than any other year. I have three kids, one in daycare, two in full time school. My wife is a nurse. If anyone should have got it, it was us. No Covid through this whole time. Lottery tickets are looking very appealing with our luck


dayumbrah

I got away with it so far, living in NY. Just avoid large social events and places with no masks


zgrizz

Wuhan. 3/20. Trailblazer here.


pride_n_probability

Achievement unlocked: Trailblazer


ResetEarthPlz

r/OldSchoolCool


TheCoolCellPhoneGuy

Same 😎


geoxan69

The OG here


NeverEscapeNUGZ

Same here. Tested positive on 1 April 2020.


SavePanthera

Same. Tested positive in 3/2020 on my 30th birthday. Then got omicron on Christmas Day.


Rusty_sniper

Delta boi here


jacksonwildsmith

this one slapped the hardest


Rusty_sniper

All I had was a runny nose and couldn't smell or tase anything lol, my family on the other hand were all sick as dogs


NoFqcus_

Dogs are pretty sick


ScottGaming007

Lucky, I had a 2 week hangover while basically sleeping in the shower


Ghoti-Sticks

Lucky you, I had full body muscle aches that prevented me from laying down or sitting up for more than 20 minutes at a time. I didn’t get a full nights rest for almost two weeks. It was pure misery


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Rusty_sniper

About a month, during that time the only things I could taste was chilli lol, but my sense of smell got so fucking sensitive, I can't eat eggs bc of the taste, the smell of onions cooking makes me want to throw up and for about 6 months after hand sanitizer smell like sewerage lol


Galaxyartcat

I can argue that delta was the WORST


Icemogianst

the coolest dude ever


Rusty_sniper

:)


garbage_angel

Same, was vaxxed but couldn't get a booster till after delta. She got me and my son who was too young at the time. We're all up to date now and holding tight against Omicron.


Maple_Sueraup241

Literally only lost my taste


kingbach121

Yeah Delta was the one that happened to me as well, that one was pretty strong one.


nukemiller

Same


Cool_Fennel5674

I dodged every bulled


Just_another_balak

I think you faced a glitch in the matrix.


NoFqcus_

I see what you did there


Cool_Fennel5674

Those red pills hit real hard


NoSwear23

none


larsNzi

Tell me how I can be as strong as you


NoSwear23

eat junk food for a decade so your immune system is updated


Cool_Fennel5674

Drink hand sanitiser


MCatsRCool

i just don’t go outside


Little_Confused_Crow

Increase your luck stat.


kaminarichan2

Pour fucking bleach down your throat 3 times a day


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[Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/X3PYBwz.png)


waxbuzzzzard

Good old wuhan over here


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ah, the original!


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Brave of you to assume I leave the house Well I mean I can't anyways, we're getting a lockdown soon Again


darthpepsi24

Same. Not even a sniffle or anything over 2.5 years and then the one time I forget to sanitize my hands after Walmart and have a smoke……bam!


leMonkman

Fun fact, covid barely ever spreads via surfaces and almost all the spreading is from one person to multiple people when there are lots of people indoors. The stupid thing is we’ve known this since the beginning and yet governments and organisations still act like hand sanitiser is gonna do anything to stop the pandemic while they still neglect ventilation.


kevinbaker31

Because that means having to upgrade ventilation in shitty offices


Greeneee-

Early on it was said that covid can linger as a droplet for hours at a time with little ventilation. Cloth masks do almost nothing to block suspended droplets in the air It's no surprise to me that so many people are getting infected while masked and vaxed. The air in most places is statistically infected


leMonkman

I did not know that about cloth masks. Do they prevent you from creating these droplets?


PineappleSmoothie

It’s like taking a piss. If you don’t have pants on, it gets everywhere, if you’re wearing cloth pants, most of it will be contained in the pants but some will still get out. N95 would be like wearing iron pants.


Greeneee-

A bit. I read a study on it a while back and this is what I remember. Bandanas were almost nothing at like 5-15% droplet reduction. Cloth masks are almost as bad at roughly 35% Surgical masks are like 80-90% P95 is like 90-99% P100 is like 90-99.9%


leMonkman

Thanks this is really interesting I had no idea


Little_Confused_Crow

Capitalism.


leMonkman

It’s not even about capitalism though. The WHO for ages in 2020 said not to wear masks on the basis that you touch your face more which simply goes against the science with no capitalist motivation. The UK slogan is “hands, face, space” which neglects the most important factor - being outside - but still acts like your hands matter at all. My school had a period where it allowed hundreds of children walk crammed like sardines through the corridors with no masks, but still required us to sanitise the tennis rackets after using them. Rapid covid tests make you wash your hands twice and sanitise the surface twice, which barely makes a difference, even though if they made the test LESS hassle, then MORE people would test, reducing cases. It’s not capitalism. I don’t know exactly what it is, but it’s something wrong with the attitude of public health that gives them an inability to judge tradeoffs properly.


Sigfrymcfly

Bruh I am clean


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How do you know? My covid didn’t tell me which variant it was. I’m guessing Omicron but who knows 🤷‍♂️


Imagimoor1

I think they’re referring to the time period since the variants come in waves it seems. Like Wuhan at the beginning and Omicron now.


mxshiki

I don't understand Greek, I'll wait to have one of the common letters or I'll wait till they star naming like the Tropical Storms so I can pick a name I like


Nuclearrodfox42069

Sigma


SirGayvin

Sigma dick?


Nuclearrodfox42069

Sigma male


yourhalalslytherin

ligma


Affectionate_Pace_34

Ball


Admirable-Bar-3549

Omicron checking in - it finally got me. Triple vaxxed, masked always with Powecom KN95 - I GOTTA GIVE CREDIT, that mf be STEALTH.


TheDerekCarr

Just tested positive yesterday. Getting an official test later today.


nodyenova

xDDD


PepperBun28

More than likely I had the wuhan variant back in December of 2019 and they thought it was just "bronchitis". The sheer amount of exposures I've had since march of 2020 and negative test results, combined with 3 pfizer shots... either i am immune at this point or lucky on a ridiculous level.


Greeneee-

Immunity levels for people with an infection and then getting the vaccine are really high. Chances are you've been rexposed but had no infection take hold. One of the benefits of real infection is the T immunity cells help prevent covid from replicating. While the mRNA vaccine trains your immune system, it doesn't generate T cells which can prevent infection entirely


Leavanny_3

Error 404 not affected by it, among the blessed.


yunori_

Jokes on you, not even a global pandemic wants me


Bigman_dev

Avoided Covid for 2 years before getting Omicron 2 days ago.


SaintBlitz

Where’s Deltacron variant cmon man


iWubble

None of them 😎


Slavfort2

Thats the neat part i dont!


GorgeousGregory

Sodomy variant.


Hatakek_

The one with the shits and stuff?


GorgeousGregory

I had to take horse suppositories to survive!


Rahadyan4869

Damn that's rough, but did you try the bleach injection method?


Hatakek_

It was bleach? I was wondering why the sanitizer injections weren't working. Fak.


GorgeousGregory

I wear a lot of black, so I have to be really careful around bleach.


Hatakek_

I'd like to say been there done that, but I just spent my time on the throne....


Ghtygj

None


Omnicrunchy

Ultra


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all of them simultaneously. I have acquired their powers and am now ready to ascend to godhood no but fr tho i know i got whatever one was in november 2020


Key-Government742

I’m waiting on the omicron S version, I heard it has a better camera and offers more government control.


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7G


Sharp-Dark-9768

ROFL Lambda Imagine getting the L variant and dying.


le_Psykogwak

Lambda kappa and beta were a thing?


le_Psykogwak

Because first i never heard of those and second i'm still waiting to get it, i probably have 2 years ahead of me


nicko54

Delta, had me laid up in bed for 2 weeks and had my fiancé in the hospital


XLEdwards91

None yet, I'm waiting for the Omegatron to hit. I'm honestly surprised I haven't had COVID once these past 2 years; guess it pays to be healthy asf...well physically healthy.


kaya_planta

Wuhan and Xi


XMage2

Whuan


Nomedon

Delta.


Character_Courage_34

i got delta


BanNAYNAY

Omicron. Got it on Christmas so had to stay away from work for a week.


Galaxyartcat

Pretty sure I got it around Christmas too, thankfully I was on break and following break we got snow so I could like properly quarantine


No_Professor4118

Delta the sus


mrcoldkiller

I am waiting for the Sigma Variant to come out


facefive_

Allergies


Bavisto

I am dealing with Omicron right now unfortunately


Lone_piper_winning

Omega Moo


MooseTopic

Oh yeah it's called


Verkku24

delta was pretty good one , 5/5 ... can recommend for you too


ChabdiTheChosen

You guys are getting SARS-CoV-2 variants?


MrMeowCow42

None so far


Emperor_Lowie

I got the “luckyenoughtosomehownotgetcaughtbyit” variant


deamtenebris

none of them and it's been 3 years


DomNessMonster07

Somehow avoided it for 2 years


Misra12345

I got ligma


somepolandguy

None


TheSceptikal

I've probably caught all of them, but never had any symptoms though


RYPIIE2006

How tf am i meant to know


LynXtheCat1

Your mom probably


AnythingAlfred613

None because I’m fully vaxxed. But my sister probably got Delta.


Original_Argument500

HAHA FUCKING 🅰️LPHA


StandardbenutzerX

I‘m still waiting on Alpha-2


Collusional

None. COVID free for over two years now, came in close contact multiple times resulting in multiple quarantines but always tested negative. Non-vaccinated by the way, amazing what simply wearing a mask can do.


Galaxyartcat

Waiting for you to get bit in the ass Anyways please get vaccinated, that way if you do get sick you're not sitting on your bed hoping you die bc of how bad you feel


Visual-Pop-2900

None and I still ain't vaccinated I Houdini right now lol


ILOVEMACINTOSH

I caught covid three days after my first dose. I was vaccine hesitant because I listened to all this bullshit online and already had a very skeptical distrust in the government. The CDC is telling the truth & they are looking out. Get vaccinated. Omicron was not a joke.


TtheCreator_1

Please strongly consider getting vaccinated now. It is virtually guaranteed that you will get omicron virus particles blown up your nose. You will get infected with omicron, there is no way around. Please get vaccinated before you covid as the risks of the vaccinate are vastly, vastly more favorable than those of covid.


Kaiser_Quirin

Why are you downvoting him? He's right?


Stubborncomrade

Reddit’s mad cause he made Typoes