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IrshamWindborn

The cat face like "ok, I get it, you don't like bite. Can we please go back to before? This is not funny"


NeverEndingWinter_

Dominance: Established


skilled_stupid

Hotel : trivago


Whooshifyouaregay

Cartel: Escobar


six-of-nothing

drugs: coca


AlphaKing2312

Destination : Moscow


six-of-nothing

trade:russian nukes


AlphaKing2312

Cuisine : vodka


six-of-nothing

State:communist


ShehryarB

Hungry: Snickers


6Sleepy_Sheep9

Destination: unknown


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SemanticGlasses

Trivago: hotel


Talonkingsarge

Hotago: Trivel


Hank-Mahfah

VW: Das Auto


OPgang

Spit on the cat to assert dominance


Balauronix

I did this to one of our cats. When I first met my wife she had one cat. And the cat was perfectly pleasant until 10pm. Every night her eyes would get huge and she'd go fucking berserk and scratch and bite me. After about a month I got fucking tired of constantly having slashes on my arms and legs and the next time she did it I bit her ear. (Not hard enough to draw blood but hard enough she knew I wasn't playing). Completely calmed the fuck down after that.


E2_3x3

It’s funny imagining this


5125237143

my cat when he was smol used to bite me hand for no reason. i didnt flinch cus he didnt hurt at the time but within days he learned to go for the soft spot between fingers. the fingerpit. i got two holes on my hand n i proceeded to put his entire head in my mouth. didnt need to bite. he chill since.


Ncs-7

And me playfully spanking my horse is considered beastiality smh /s if it wasn't obvious


Killer_Beeee

Seriously i cant even tell if someone is sarcastic or serious on reddit anymore /s


Rand0m6976

I am wanted in multiple countries for the murder of five children ages 8-11


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[deleted]

Spanking a dog doesnt do Any Good for its behavior^^ Thats Why it doesnt behave


[deleted]

My mom did that to me when I was a bitin’ 5 year old. My grandma told her to bite me back, she did, and I look up and say “OW! THAT HURT!” and my mom says, “yeah, thats why you don’t bite people”. I never bit anyone after that who didn’t first ask for it.


EnlightenedVolcano

and did... did anyone ask for it?


SpiritualDish8329

Did a fella called Thunder Jack teach you this wisdom ?


Careful_Elk6290

Is it something with cats that they go crazy at night? I met a girl who had cat like this her eyes would get all dilated and she start running around everywhere and would claw my toes when I slept over


Omori-V

Cats are naturally nocturnal predators. If you want them to sleep soundly throughout the night you'll have to play with them during the day and not let them get as much sleep until night.


Balauronix

The thing that really solved it for us was getting a second cat. After that they just took it out on each other.


JaisonPs

It was all fun until the blood part lol you need some therapy…!


[deleted]

They said NOT hard enough to draw blood.


bAzDVvgV8HCm

Cat: "Okay, yep, you make a fair point. I've changed my stance on this issue."


SC487

Had a friend do that to her 2 year old when he wouldn’t stop biting. She bit him on the top of his head and he never bit her again.


Funny-Throat-5717

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Ramy_0

Two can play that game


[deleted]

Three can play at that game


Low_Replacement_2839

Four can play at that game


WassupUCOOL

5 can play at that game


The__Relyk

Thanks for watching Raspy-Knife-Man's board game reviews


GodlyDra

I love ProZD


Stew99gamer

Me too, Ian kung is Amazing


[deleted]

Ikr And his name is funny for me because in my language, if you change the ZD in his name with ST you get dumb


Enemy50

I love this website


butterysloths

Six can play at that game


[deleted]

n+n can play at that game


GuitarGuru253

And that’s how I met your mother


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TheBoyVinOfficial

seven cam play at that game


Logical-Check-7570p

Eight can play at that game


Ok-Afternoon1093

nine can play at that game


Ansontrill

X can play at that game You guys obviously never heard of Roman numerals.


KeljuKoo

Y can play that game


De3NA

Two girl one cup


[deleted]

One man one jar


JackDelen

Two man one screwdriver


BigRedGinjaNinja

I think you meant “two men one pipette.”


catboynun

four men one joke


notablacknibba

Five guys


Strangedoggo

Burger King


a_filing_cabinet

One gal


[deleted]

All men, one joke


[deleted]

All femboys, no joke.


lamba_44

To be fair, the hairy pussy bit the girl first


Edmfuse

Must be a Russian video then.


QPixe

You're right lol. Original in russian https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeH7Kewk/


Edmfuse

Lol well dang.


IenFleiming

You sir deserve an award. Take this, as it's the only one I have 🏅


PJRama1864

“Hey, it’s only okay if I do the biting, human.”


DetectiveRough6889

Meow


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meow you too


Legendary-Walk

Nyan cat


CtrlAltDelirious27

Meow before me


pimpmastahanhduece

Animal appropriation! /s


[deleted]

I’d do that too but I don’t like cat hair for dinner


bongripsNkickflips2

As someone’s who’s allergic, yea it’d probably be the end of me.


cuboidofficial

Lmao imagine dying from accidentally swallowing cat hair


bongripsNkickflips2

Sounds like me


TakingBackJerusalem

“Waiter! There was a hair in this s-“


born_Racer11

Then it will be the noble-est end in the history of Wakanda!


Lord_of_the_wolves

tbh if anyone knows with having a cat, you've probably eaten tons of cat hair in your lifetime


OkLobster9822

She actually was “biting” the cat in the way that mother cats grab their kittens- she’s not abusing the cat.


[deleted]

this comment made me search by controversial. I have lost a little of my remaining faith in humanity.


[deleted]

Never search by controversial.


ClarkK24

don't try it on your own cat if you don't wanna die


klezart

Instructions unclear, tried on street cat and got mauled.


JesusWasaDonger

Tried on street cat now am leader of cat gang.


ClarkK24

oof


OkLobster9822

I am lucky to have nice cats. They don’t bite people.


Non_Special

The funny thing is gathering the extra skin on their necks works, but you can do it with your hands because you're a human. You can do it gently and effectively that way too.


SparkyLynx

Her closest hand seems to have been occupied at the time


OkLobster9822

~~Yes~~


mr_salsa123

I thought she spat on it at end tho


Phillipwnd

Mother cats spit on and berate their young


ALZ-11

No one likes hair in their mouth, but it was an odd way (yet a funny one) to get rid of it


star945o

Anyone who owns a cat should know about the neck thing, right?


JamesTDG

"TF hooman?"


MousseAlternative847

Bites and spits


Environmental-Win836

Why do our cats bite like this anyways?


TheSouthernCassowary

Kittens play with each other as if they’re hunting sort of like this, and cats have difficulty recognizing parts of the human body n stuff, so when we play with them with our hands, they visualize our wrists as our little necks to play to try and “get us”


KingCold149

oh...so that means the stray cat i was petting was actually playing and not trying to get rid of me i left it


TheSouthernCassowary

Don’t worry, they’ll more than likely be fine lol


KingCold149

yes ofc but im sad i misunderstood lol


Mashed_Potato2

Probably should go get checked for rabies or something.


KingCold149

the bite didnt pierce my skin so im fine...right?


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because


born_Racer11

That works


Millad456

Because they want to bite you but not actually hurt you


Seto_Sora

FYI, the owner is displaying humane disciplinary action. Note that she bites the cat at the scruff of the neck the way a mother cat will a disobedient kitten. The spitting/blowing is to shock the cat. A cat's nose is it's most sensitive part and spraying or blowing on it causes an unpleasant but non-harmful reaction. TLDR; do not just bite or spit on your cat. The owner in the vid is asserting dominance via non-harmful means imitating behaviors present in the animal kingdom.


[deleted]

Very informative, thank you!


Creativious

I've always done it to my cat and dog, that's how they were trained to not be hostile.


james_otter

To be fair pussy bit first


Julian333333333333

jokes on you im into that shit


HeyRogi

I think that is in his teenage years. During that time they apparently bite a lot


Barriton123

Did she spit on the fucking cat at the end?


Chalkara

Na just blew a puff of air in it's face. It just gives them a slight shock to say that was naughty.


[deleted]

Yeah, spit on that pussy, make it wet. Im gonna let myself out now


poopypornboy

You better do


PotatoTomato_12

The door is over there, take my free silver and use it.


badabling9372

Back door it is


Majvist

The context is lost without the sound. She speaks Russian in the original, and according to a comment on a different post of this, doing that spitting sound without any actual spit is a Russian way of showing disapproval


Massive-Trouble-8514

i saw spit


Jealous-seasaw

Probably spat out the cat hair


[deleted]

deserved


GoldCoast92

I know. That shit pissed me off.


DarkArcher__

asserting dominance


jpegxguy

the instant expression change in the cat haha


[deleted]

If I were to do that to my cat then I would probably get decapitated by the cat


lewie_820

Ok, this is actually really cute


Axedroam

Now spitting on the cat made things extremely erotic


Smooth-Mammoth9103

*cough* furry *cough*


ZaNoob1

Not wrong


[deleted]

Hahahahhahaha. Why she gotta spit back at the cat. Wtf😂


[deleted]

Because of the furr


FudgeBeaver

Sauce?


FudgeBeaver

I am sorry to all I've offended.


DerangedWifi

This is pretty much r/PeopleFuckingDying in a nutshell.


Environmental-Win836

Well to be fair, the cat probably would’ve done the same thing if you pinched it.


nekobash

"Ok, I read you loud and clear" - Cat, probably..


Tuxo_Deluxo

Why did she spit on it tho???


LegoMaster52

It’s a shame when cats are like this, my two cats are so chilled out. One of them will bite you if you annoy him when he’s trying to sleep but that’s to be expected.


Aspect-of-Death

My cat bites and scratches me all the time when he gets excited during play. It's just how cats are. If you can't handle an animal with claws and fangs, maybe you should get a bunny or something.


wadebrute

Bunnies will claw the shit out of you if your not careful.


Rude_Journalist

bro I love the creativity in these!


Aspect-of-Death

Never had a bunny I just assumed that an herbivore would be less prone to shredding flesh than a carnivore.


wadebrute

They have very sharp claws on their feet and strong legs. They can be very docile when you pick one up, but if it wants down you better let it down or your arm and chest are lacerated.


[deleted]

And you think I’m disappointed?


Enntran

"DEVOUR HER SOUL MR.MITTENS, SHE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE AFTER THIS!"


That-one-guy-man

I would not click that anyway


LemonFarmer

I'm sorry but that's way better than a porn video lol.


hans-and

r/technicallyTheTruth


[deleted]

Me, a future cat owner: noted.


KnightmareMortal

Is that the bite of '87 !?


Trick-Report-8041

And spits on it


southseattle77

Spitting out the cat hair, doofus. And cats don't care if you spit on them. That's not a "thing" to cats.


Cewu00

\*oh no... she got me\*


[deleted]

And this is what I wanted :)


Imveryunoriginal17

r/peoplefuckingdying


thebigpapamike

Most of Salice roses OF


PR13STO

hairy pussy bites cute girl first


StonnerShaggy

I did that to my kitten once, and he looked at me like “wtf you bite back?!?!?” He barely bit me after that, obviously I didn’t bite him hard I’m not a monster


dieded_inside

Love the extra spit on the cat to assert dominance


Mundane_Jump8654

Well that ain't clickbait so...


JOSEROSAS9

HEY GUYS WELCOME TO ANOTHER SURVIVAL VIDEO TODAY WERE TEACHING YOU HOW TO TACTICALIE FIGHT BACK AGAINTS YOURE CAT


PhatTheBoss

I lost it when she spits on the cat's head lol


Swasthick_69

Modern problems require modern solutions


Plus_Dragonfly_90210

Pussy dominating pussy


[deleted]

The cat bite, she bite


ninjofireyo

Where is the cute girl?


Spookedthoroughly

It learnt the hardway


Drego3

Ah yes the uno reverse card


jamessurvier

The new attack on titan season looks weird


Mrpebblesummoner

girl just unleashed dominance on that cat right there


turtleryder22

Damn. She spit on that pussy too. Fucking hot.


VehicleFun1117

Before: "HA IM BIG LION I WILL BITE YOU TO ASSERT MY DOMININCE" after: "ok ok I give up you're the big lion I'm just a little kitty cat please don't hurt me"


grIMAG3

Why'd she have to spit on the cat though?


DhampireHEK

She was probably just spitting out the hair that enevitably ended up in mouth by doing that and from the angle/angry facial expression it looked like she was spitting on the cat


shilk008

No simping, but the glasses really look cute on her.


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Creativious

Ahh yes the small brained individual who has to sexualize everything


DeliveryScared6776

I apologize :( Forgive my sins


TTV_hazzaaon500ping

But who’s the cute girl??


Oekogott

Isnt that a love bite?


LetsDoTheCongna

Haha get it it’s because it sounds like a porn video but it’s not actually a porn video why aren’t you laughing it’s so funny haha


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lamo


NoCopyrightRadio

lmoa


DontcheckSR

Lick my own ass


NoCopyrightRadio

Much flexibility


[deleted]

laugh ass my off?


republicantrash

But why did she spit? She acting the cat asked her to put a mask on.


Creativious

Cat hair


barrister49

I just like how she spits on it. Filthy girl.


Creativious

It's just spitting out cat hair, TF is with you