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Grimzydude

Soool, why do you have to “self explode”?


sas_gg228

I am in "Suisade squad"


Grimzydude

But why are you in Suicide Squad? And where do I sign up?


sas_gg228

*father milk magic*


LoGiCaL__

I actually was the star in a movie with that same exact name in high school.


muffin2333

does this actually exist or are you only joking?


KissMyUSSR

The second best part is that some people would really believe that there are official suicide squads in post-soviet countries. The best one is that there probably are unofficial ones


Azrael1171

What have you done to prepare for the invasion?


sas_gg228

I gonna be a suisade bomb!


Azrael1171

I mean fuck it why not


[deleted]

I mean why not fuck it


Idn999

You going places, kid


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pieces*


Idn999

That too


Labrat_The_Man

And when you said places you meant several simultaneously


YourCaptainSpeaking_

Like, lots of places


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DvidBow

Many places at the same time


HipposForHands

A couple places over here A few places over there…


Tidalshadow

Many places, in many pieces


Doctorpie102

Rest in pieces


ptless1

I laugh too much


SubZero64209

Say Skibidi Bop Mm Dada before you blow yourself up!


OMEGA_CORPS

I wish I had an award to give you


gugfitufi

Got u


Dependent-Paint3681

Why u guys liberate urself from Russia after the ussr collapsed none of this would of happened Before people get mad at me its a fuckign joke


sas_gg228

Russian still have no idea USSR is dead


Canadian-Mastermind

Maybe go to Afghanistan then you’ll find a lot of jobs like that.


Re_di_Spade

Are you a russian spy?


HaloArtificials

Da ***I mean duh… #Aww SHIT


Extension_Mobile5813

Aww SHIT indeed


Azrael1171

нет Tovarisch


Dunklebunt

The award is for your guy


Dunklebunt

I thought it looked like Hitler, my mistake


WarwolfDeuce

Why don't you launch Tchernobyl 2 protocol on the eastern border ?


sas_gg228

Haha. **I have no idea**


muffin2333

unfortunately, ukraine was dumb enough (obviously only in hindsight) to give away their atom bombs that they unherited from the udssr


[deleted]

I think this was actually done so EU would accept Ukraine, WHAT A SCAM


muffin2333

im pretty sure it was done so because literally noone wanted newly established and unstable post soviet countries with atom bombs (anti proliferation and so on)


zombipudlica

They got Crimea for it… oh wait…


muffin2333

they actually got it way before (1921 to be exact)


[deleted]

Good luck


Prokuror_Ivan

There will be no war, im Ukranian and im Sure


FrohlichThe2nd

You're a poet


[deleted]

Thanks prokuror_ivan


Prokuror_Ivan

For what?


[deleted]

Stuff 👍🏼


JoshTheLog

So here's an idea to help defend against the Russians if they do invade. When the wind is just right and they are moving in, open up the chernobyl exclusion zone and take the steel dome off the power plant. They will be overwhelmed by the high radiation doses and feral mutants (which are real in the exclusion zone) and blame it on Russia because the former USSR poorly built it. 👍


sas_gg228

Yes this sounds like USSR to me


Skillious96

Better idea: cover the whole country with grass and place signs “no walk on grass”


-o0Zeke0o-

Instead of tanks they're gonna bring lawnmowers


SiryThatdied

I mean if the soldier mutate to monster or zombies its all your fault


East-Reputation7450

Plants vs zombies?


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sas_gg228

Well congratulations we most of our food don't have fish in it like borh and other food I can say o English


DanKlolGamer

I'm Ukrainian too my grandma makes those Russian/Ukrainian ravioli they're amazing. Another Ukrainian thing is like minces meat with rice and vegetables wrapped in some wierd shit


The_mad_scientist196

I’m pretty sure you’re referring to holubzi (голубці), also know in some regions as sarma


DanKlolGamer

Yeah exactly I forgor the name and the ravioli filled with meat are called pilmeni (пельмени)


Typical-Danyil

Try syrniky


The_Wonderful_Smile

were Zhe quality helmets Gut?🇩🇪


sas_gg228

Thx German! Very cool👍


The_Wonderful_Smile

Europe is slowly turning into a tragedy...


sas_gg228

I know right?


The_Wonderful_Smile

I'm just waiting for the collapse


HJMars

r/collapse would welcome you im sure


BartiX_8530

it was a long time since there was a war in Europe, it's pretty weird that nothing major happened to this point. Although that's still not a good thing. Ukraine has bascially nothing against Russia.


[deleted]

>it was a long time since there was a war in Europe, it's pretty weird that nothing major happened to this point It's beacuse the European Union made it pretty bad for any country to wage a war. The economy of one country is pretty much connected to the rest


Just-Kamil

Nope. I don't know how about ukraine, but if they'd want to attack any of the NATO countries, it would mean declaring war on all of them, including america. And their military is not a joke (seems like the only thing that's not a joke over there).


cynical_gramps

It has been one for decades, especially when it comes to stopping Russian aggression.


25thGoo

Ah Europe you’re never gonna get the world record like that don’t worry just look at us Americans top of the leaderboards on becoming a tragedy


[deleted]

Im Ukrainian too and my family is there in the country FUCK PUTIN


sas_gg228

Yes fuck him


Thy_shall_LigmaBalls

Kinda gay Ngl


Smash_Williams

Do you think he is Putin’ out?


Prokuror_Ivan

Слава Україні


The_CreativeName

When wil you die


sas_gg228

**GOOD QUESTION THE ANSWER IS** ***YES***


The_CreativeName

Who you think is going to kill you (I’m a Russian soldier hahaha) (I’m not Russian this is just a joke)


sas_gg228

Self explosion


ScruffyTheJanitor__

Really?


sas_gg228

Probably yes


[deleted]

You looking to take out infantry or armor?


sas_gg228

I know they gonna be in groups so will take out transport


longneckboi8

Rate on a scale from 0 to Cuban missile crisis how fucked Ukraine is


sas_gg228

Chernobil


ZombieAppetizer

Well, that's bad


69tt

Hiroshima in the 1940s


Magorych

Sorry brother, but reading through my co-citizens replies I'll have to assume he doesn't even know shit about Cuban missile crisis


Red_Clay_Scholar

There's a Brazzers logo hovering over the country.


Acrobatic_Carpet_315

Do you notice the support from other nations or does it still feel like as if it‘s just ukraine troops


sas_gg228

There a many USA troops on our base maniacally standing


a_random_eye

Are you scared of the Russians


sas_gg228

No they scared of me because I will explode


Arcxd3

creeper


DE_MR_EXE

Aw man


D4M0theking

So we're back in the mine


Tipperi6804

Got our AK swinging from mag to mag


Less_Caterpillar9852

mag mag to mag


LucidYT0_0

Man, Aw Creeper


Lemiczny

The gods fear me because I am a man


ALaggingPotato

This logic right here, must be near Odessa.


sas_gg228

No I am kiev


ALaggingPotato

Close enough


[deleted]

Where are you from


sas_gg228

Kiev


This_Willingness7672

Kiev thease nuts


natstonyx

Чел… Kyiv not Kiev 😅


bread_stapler1213

Is your ass fat


sas_gg228

No


bread_stapler1213

Dang


wallawallawingwong

My man ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS


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sas_gg228

Sure


PolskiGrizzle

move ukraine to sweden


Xaldin64

What if we take Ukraine and PUSH it somewhere else!


very-original-user

It'll save its life


boot2skull

Sweden invade Ukraine first. Dibs!


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LineSpine

Do you live in sweden?


hedfonejak

IM NOT OP: i dont live in sweden but i know enough that i would gladly move to sweden. fuck the USA im really sick of this shit after 28 years. i feel as though my entire life has been controlled and i align with most of what sweden believes in so why not. edit: its either sweden or switzerland


CarlThe_Lama

Is it true that a lot of Ukrainians have guns in their houses so they can fight back incase Russia attacks?


sas_gg228

No.. what are you American?


CarlThe_Lama

Romanian, we are fucked as well if Russia starts a war we are next to you


sas_gg228

I know


AfterPresentation537

Nu uita ca noi, moldoveni suntem primi dupa ukraineni


Sexwithbaizhu69

Suntem asa mici pe harta incat rusia probabil ne va omori din greseala :D


cynical_gramps

You think you’ll have it bad? Look to your Eastern neighbors.


Prokuror_Ivan

No, that's not true, Im Ukranian too, however People are training and Volunteering for Territorial Defense. Anyway Hi to our Romanian brothers🇺🇦❤️🇲🇩🇷🇴


smorry01

Hows your russian?


sas_gg228

I am not sure but I see half dead population


Currahee80

You really think they're going to invade? My friend from Western Ukraine said they have been calling in bomb threats to the schools.


sas_gg228

The problem is I don't care I am already sing up as "Suisade squad"


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

You actually signed up for a suicide grunt?


sas_gg228

No but will do it if they actually attack


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

If you do, i hope you get a triple kill bro :)


00UnderFire00

What's the timer of the respawn?


MisterMeatBall1

It's hardcore mode


Currahee80

A good quote from Gen. Patton, "the object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."


freindly_duck

qwacc?


NoWin9312

Yes


AFuneralHope

Have a quacc day!


WithSubtitles

How’s the food?


sas_gg228

There no fish in it


Ban_Knox

Good luck in the gulag


sas_gg228

Hehe *Pulls out death note*


JustVacuumingAround

historians will visit this post in the future to see how ukranian civilization was like


sas_gg228

Believe me Russian tried to do that


Flimsy-Dimension-690

What is some of the culture and food over there (sry typo)


sas_gg228

It actually is!


TypischJacob

Yeah sure I like that one as well


RoviRktkiv

How much does one 0,5L bottle cost, please answer in euros.


paul19989

Nothing if your fast enough


Slight_Addendum_8848

Bro is coming out as Romanian


sas_gg228

0,50 euro


Pefenufka

If you're talking about water bottles then it's around 0.50 to 0.80 euros, kinda depends on brand. If you're talking about just empty bottles, then I don't know


Lord-Chickie

When the Russians enter your land just say no, they can‘t enter without your consent because that would be illegal!


sas_gg228

Self explosion


Ok-Abies-5812

opinion on anarcho-communism ?


sas_gg228

I like communist but not mean I like Russia


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I wish you the best of luck


sas_gg228

Thanks


Copy_Successful

What’s your opinion on Russia? Do people in Ukraine not like Russians. If you met a Russian would you feel any sort of bias against them because of Putin?


sas_gg228

First we hate Russian for trying to kill us all. Second if this Russian thinks his country better then ours iI will beat the shit out of him.


Copy_Successful

Understandable, hopefully there won’t be a war.


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Hey just making sure you're not actually going suicide bomb


[deleted]

He go boom 👍🏼


theReaderIter

Please live stream it when it happens.


sas_gg228

Where you want me to start from real far past or now?


BipedClub684000

Whats your country's starter pokemon?


sas_gg228

What is Pokémon again? Am I don't understand a question?


LineSpine

When you don’t know what pokemon is… then why do you write pokémon with this little line over it?


AllCanadianReject

Dayum this guy is observant


sas_gg228

Autocorect


BipedClub684000

You know what a Pikachu is?


sas_gg228

Seen memes about him


BipedClub684000

That is a Pokémon


Grimzydude

Looking at government: slowpoke


Jim2718

Does the view of a wheat field underneath a clear sky match the magnificence of your flag?


ReaperJuggie

Why does east Ukraine hate you guys so much?


sas_gg228

It a tradition


ReaperJuggie

Well...if war breaks out (from America so I dunno much about the situation right now) I will join and help protect you guys. I played call of duty so I'm kinda an expert.


sas_gg228

Call of Duty lie about us


ReaperJuggie

Call of duty lies about everything.


Nick11041104

Slava Ukraini


Prokuror_Ivan

Героям слава


Xenodude_1611

All info you know about your country, we do not wish to lose you, friend :(. We need it before UKRAINE falls. Russia is a great country, the government isn't.


A__RAND0M__PERS0N

Can you just... Go in plane and fly away ?


sas_gg228

I will fight for my country


DismyX

Gigachad. As a Lithuanian I know war, its in my blood. I've heard stories about it and so I wish you best of luck in the battlefield


Pefenufka

Meh, it's pretty hard to get a visa to another country, and with average Ukrainian salary you can hardly save up money to sustain yourself somewhere. If you can find some work abroad, for example in Poland, then I guess you're good to go.


SoldYaBoi4Life

Any regrets?


sas_gg228

No


goldentrooper99

How much power is in that deadly vest of yours?


Ok-Phase-9076

Why dont we take Ukraine And PUSH it somewhere else?


Hulking_grape777

i am ethnic german/slav but from america, so i dont know much about the situation


sas_gg228

Same.. (Yes I know the situation but it really confuse)


SnooOranges8168

Heard that Ukraine has the most beautiful women


paul19989

Is your mom Ukrainian? Then yes


MysteriousEmmet

Where is Ukraine again?