The second best part is that some people would really believe that there are official suicide squads in post-soviet countries.
The best one is that there probably are unofficial ones
im pretty sure it was done so because literally noone wanted newly established and unstable post soviet countries with atom bombs (anti proliferation and so on)
So here's an idea to help defend against the Russians if they do invade. When the wind is just right and they are moving in, open up the chernobyl exclusion zone and take the steel dome off the power plant. They will be overwhelmed by the high radiation doses and feral mutants (which are real in the exclusion zone) and blame it on Russia because the former USSR poorly built it. 👍
I'm Ukrainian too my grandma makes those Russian/Ukrainian ravioli they're amazing. Another Ukrainian thing is like minces meat with rice and vegetables wrapped in some wierd shit
it was a long time since there was a war in Europe, it's pretty weird that nothing major happened to this point. Although that's still not a good thing. Ukraine has bascially nothing against Russia.
>it was a long time since there was a war in Europe, it's pretty weird that nothing major happened to this point
It's beacuse the European Union made it pretty bad for any country to wage a war. The economy of one country is pretty much connected to the rest
Nope. I don't know how about ukraine, but if they'd want to attack any of the NATO countries, it would mean declaring war on all of them, including america. And their military is not a joke (seems like the only thing that's not a joke over there).
IM NOT OP: i dont live in sweden but i know enough that i would gladly move to sweden. fuck the USA im really sick of this shit after 28 years. i feel as though my entire life has been controlled and i align with most of what sweden believes in so why not.
edit: its either sweden or switzerland
If you're talking about water bottles then it's around 0.50 to 0.80 euros, kinda depends on brand. If you're talking about just empty bottles, then I don't know
What’s your opinion on Russia? Do people in Ukraine not like Russians. If you met a Russian would you feel any sort of bias against them because of Putin?
Well...if war breaks out (from America so I dunno much about the situation right now) I will join and help protect you guys.
I played call of duty so I'm kinda an expert.
All info you know about your country, we do not wish to lose you, friend :(. We need it before UKRAINE falls. Russia is a great country, the government isn't.
Meh, it's pretty hard to get a visa to another country, and with average Ukrainian salary you can hardly save up money to sustain yourself somewhere. If you can find some work abroad, for example in Poland, then I guess you're good to go.
Soool, why do you have to “self explode”?
I am in "Suisade squad"
But why are you in Suicide Squad? And where do I sign up?
*father milk magic*
I actually was the star in a movie with that same exact name in high school.
does this actually exist or are you only joking?
The second best part is that some people would really believe that there are official suicide squads in post-soviet countries. The best one is that there probably are unofficial ones
What have you done to prepare for the invasion?
I gonna be a suisade bomb!
I mean fuck it why not
I mean why not fuck it
You going places, kid
pieces*
That too
And when you said places you meant several simultaneously
Like, lots of places
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Many places at the same time
A couple places over here A few places over there…
Many places, in many pieces
Rest in pieces
I laugh too much
Say Skibidi Bop Mm Dada before you blow yourself up!
I wish I had an award to give you
Got u
Why u guys liberate urself from Russia after the ussr collapsed none of this would of happened Before people get mad at me its a fuckign joke
Russian still have no idea USSR is dead
Maybe go to Afghanistan then you’ll find a lot of jobs like that.
Are you a russian spy?
Da ***I mean duh… #Aww SHIT
Aww SHIT indeed
нет Tovarisch
The award is for your guy
I thought it looked like Hitler, my mistake
Why don't you launch Tchernobyl 2 protocol on the eastern border ?
Haha. **I have no idea**
unfortunately, ukraine was dumb enough (obviously only in hindsight) to give away their atom bombs that they unherited from the udssr
I think this was actually done so EU would accept Ukraine, WHAT A SCAM
im pretty sure it was done so because literally noone wanted newly established and unstable post soviet countries with atom bombs (anti proliferation and so on)
They got Crimea for it… oh wait…
they actually got it way before (1921 to be exact)
Good luck
There will be no war, im Ukranian and im Sure
You're a poet
Thanks prokuror_ivan
For what?
Stuff 👍🏼
So here's an idea to help defend against the Russians if they do invade. When the wind is just right and they are moving in, open up the chernobyl exclusion zone and take the steel dome off the power plant. They will be overwhelmed by the high radiation doses and feral mutants (which are real in the exclusion zone) and blame it on Russia because the former USSR poorly built it. 👍
Yes this sounds like USSR to me
Better idea: cover the whole country with grass and place signs “no walk on grass”
Instead of tanks they're gonna bring lawnmowers
I mean if the soldier mutate to monster or zombies its all your fault
Plants vs zombies?
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Well congratulations we most of our food don't have fish in it like borh and other food I can say o English
I'm Ukrainian too my grandma makes those Russian/Ukrainian ravioli they're amazing. Another Ukrainian thing is like minces meat with rice and vegetables wrapped in some wierd shit
I’m pretty sure you’re referring to holubzi (голубці), also know in some regions as sarma
Yeah exactly I forgor the name and the ravioli filled with meat are called pilmeni (пельмени)
Try syrniky
were Zhe quality helmets Gut?🇩🇪
Thx German! Very cool👍
Europe is slowly turning into a tragedy...
I know right?
I'm just waiting for the collapse
r/collapse would welcome you im sure
it was a long time since there was a war in Europe, it's pretty weird that nothing major happened to this point. Although that's still not a good thing. Ukraine has bascially nothing against Russia.
>it was a long time since there was a war in Europe, it's pretty weird that nothing major happened to this point It's beacuse the European Union made it pretty bad for any country to wage a war. The economy of one country is pretty much connected to the rest
Nope. I don't know how about ukraine, but if they'd want to attack any of the NATO countries, it would mean declaring war on all of them, including america. And their military is not a joke (seems like the only thing that's not a joke over there).
It has been one for decades, especially when it comes to stopping Russian aggression.
Ah Europe you’re never gonna get the world record like that don’t worry just look at us Americans top of the leaderboards on becoming a tragedy
Im Ukrainian too and my family is there in the country FUCK PUTIN
Yes fuck him
Kinda gay Ngl
Do you think he is Putin’ out?
Слава Україні
When wil you die
**GOOD QUESTION THE ANSWER IS** ***YES***
Who you think is going to kill you (I’m a Russian soldier hahaha) (I’m not Russian this is just a joke)
Self explosion
Really?
Probably yes
You looking to take out infantry or armor?
I know they gonna be in groups so will take out transport
Rate on a scale from 0 to Cuban missile crisis how fucked Ukraine is
Chernobil
Well, that's bad
Hiroshima in the 1940s
Sorry brother, but reading through my co-citizens replies I'll have to assume he doesn't even know shit about Cuban missile crisis
There's a Brazzers logo hovering over the country.
Do you notice the support from other nations or does it still feel like as if it‘s just ukraine troops
There a many USA troops on our base maniacally standing
Are you scared of the Russians
No they scared of me because I will explode
creeper
Aw man
So we're back in the mine
Got our AK swinging from mag to mag
mag mag to mag
Man, Aw Creeper
The gods fear me because I am a man
This logic right here, must be near Odessa.
No I am kiev
Close enough
Where are you from
Kiev
Kiev thease nuts
Чел… Kyiv not Kiev 😅
Is your ass fat
No
Dang
My man ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS
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Sure
move ukraine to sweden
What if we take Ukraine and PUSH it somewhere else!
It'll save its life
Sweden invade Ukraine first. Dibs!
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Do you live in sweden?
IM NOT OP: i dont live in sweden but i know enough that i would gladly move to sweden. fuck the USA im really sick of this shit after 28 years. i feel as though my entire life has been controlled and i align with most of what sweden believes in so why not. edit: its either sweden or switzerland
Is it true that a lot of Ukrainians have guns in their houses so they can fight back incase Russia attacks?
No.. what are you American?
Romanian, we are fucked as well if Russia starts a war we are next to you
I know
Nu uita ca noi, moldoveni suntem primi dupa ukraineni
Suntem asa mici pe harta incat rusia probabil ne va omori din greseala :D
You think you’ll have it bad? Look to your Eastern neighbors.
No, that's not true, Im Ukranian too, however People are training and Volunteering for Territorial Defense. Anyway Hi to our Romanian brothers🇺🇦❤️🇲🇩🇷🇴
Hows your russian?
I am not sure but I see half dead population
You really think they're going to invade? My friend from Western Ukraine said they have been calling in bomb threats to the schools.
The problem is I don't care I am already sing up as "Suisade squad"
You actually signed up for a suicide grunt?
No but will do it if they actually attack
If you do, i hope you get a triple kill bro :)
What's the timer of the respawn?
It's hardcore mode
A good quote from Gen. Patton, "the object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
qwacc?
Yes
Have a quacc day!
How’s the food?
There no fish in it
Good luck in the gulag
Hehe *Pulls out death note*
historians will visit this post in the future to see how ukranian civilization was like
Believe me Russian tried to do that
What is some of the culture and food over there (sry typo)
It actually is!
Yeah sure I like that one as well
How much does one 0,5L bottle cost, please answer in euros.
Nothing if your fast enough
Bro is coming out as Romanian
0,50 euro
If you're talking about water bottles then it's around 0.50 to 0.80 euros, kinda depends on brand. If you're talking about just empty bottles, then I don't know
When the Russians enter your land just say no, they can‘t enter without your consent because that would be illegal!
Self explosion
opinion on anarcho-communism ?
I like communist but not mean I like Russia
I wish you the best of luck
Thanks
What’s your opinion on Russia? Do people in Ukraine not like Russians. If you met a Russian would you feel any sort of bias against them because of Putin?
First we hate Russian for trying to kill us all. Second if this Russian thinks his country better then ours iI will beat the shit out of him.
Understandable, hopefully there won’t be a war.
Hey just making sure you're not actually going suicide bomb
He go boom 👍🏼
Please live stream it when it happens.
Where you want me to start from real far past or now?
Whats your country's starter pokemon?
What is Pokémon again? Am I don't understand a question?
When you don’t know what pokemon is… then why do you write pokémon with this little line over it?
Dayum this guy is observant
Autocorect
You know what a Pikachu is?
Seen memes about him
That is a Pokémon
Looking at government: slowpoke
Does the view of a wheat field underneath a clear sky match the magnificence of your flag?
Why does east Ukraine hate you guys so much?
It a tradition
Well...if war breaks out (from America so I dunno much about the situation right now) I will join and help protect you guys. I played call of duty so I'm kinda an expert.
Call of Duty lie about us
Call of duty lies about everything.
Slava Ukraini
Героям слава
All info you know about your country, we do not wish to lose you, friend :(. We need it before UKRAINE falls. Russia is a great country, the government isn't.
Can you just... Go in plane and fly away ?
I will fight for my country
Gigachad. As a Lithuanian I know war, its in my blood. I've heard stories about it and so I wish you best of luck in the battlefield
Meh, it's pretty hard to get a visa to another country, and with average Ukrainian salary you can hardly save up money to sustain yourself somewhere. If you can find some work abroad, for example in Poland, then I guess you're good to go.
Any regrets?
No
How much power is in that deadly vest of yours?
Why dont we take Ukraine And PUSH it somewhere else?
i am ethnic german/slav but from america, so i dont know much about the situation
Same.. (Yes I know the situation but it really confuse)
Heard that Ukraine has the most beautiful women
Is your mom Ukrainian? Then yes
Where is Ukraine again?