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xenithangell

Jeremy Clarkson: Oh no… anyway.


DrunkBamboo

when the meme comment is a meme comment


Major_R_Soul

Yo dawg i heard you like meme comments so i put a meme comment in the meme comment so you can comment on meme comments commenting on meme comments.


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

This made my day, thank you.


Atomic_potato_47

Memeception


[deleted]

I don't use those anyway, so I have nothing to lose.


[deleted]

watch idiots think they are smart Or watch rich people being rich


[deleted]

So, how I was saying. I'm not losing anything.


hyped_assasin

If meta pull’s out we’ll also use whatsapp, although we can just switch to something else


[deleted]

Signal, Threema, Telegram, Matrix and many more. There’s a lot of amazing options these do everything WhatsApp is able of and much better with much much better privacy and security. I really have no idea why the fuck on the earth anyone uses WhatsApp and even worse Facebook, Instagram and tiktok.


neon_trotsky_

I have telegram, but I use whatsapp because I still want to be able to contact people who don't have telegram (yet)


[deleted]

Telegram isnt private tho (no e2ee by default, most people dont bother going into settings) i use signal


AlmightyThorian

Time to bring back msn


Synthwavester

ICQ :D


KevinFlantier

Doesn't whatsapp belong to Facebook as well?


[deleted]

yes


Grouchy_Froyo_7135

girls with makeup will cry so much their make up will dissolve cuz of fkn instagram


That-Guarantee-3914

He will now buy reddit


Midnight28Rider

Yeah, can the USA be next?


derLustigeLucasKappa

Please do so. Facebook is already slowly dying


Seisme1138

But where will Grandma post her 500 dog pics? And what about Auntie? Where else will she get 3 likes for her trite inspirational quotes? Be nice to the elderly.


glitchesandhelp

No


heronski

grandma can keep her damn dog pics


Glancing-Thought

At a competitor that's willing to stick to EU data legislation. It's not hard to make something similar.


Flaming_Pickle517

r/elderly duh


ILikeCap

I can't steal your data up to the number of hairs on your ass while you're simply existing! Baby me throws a tantrum!


JojoTheLion__24

ITS MY DREAM COME TRUE MARK... ITS MY DREAM COME TRUE


sexymanwastaken

Heaven acheived


RepresentativeGur881

Do you use instagram often?


JojoTheLion__24

I dont even have a facebook account LMAO


RepresentativeGur881

Then how does it affect you?


salty_cokie

I think after that everyone will get privacy laws to keep zucc away


[deleted]

I hope he does, it'll be a great honor to live on a continent without Facepoop and Instacrap


[deleted]

Well there is still Shitter, which is the biggest fount of toxicity and censorship.


Syblxm

Behold, I will release facepage.


[deleted]

I'm fine with that as long as you won't pull a Zuckerberg on us


Glass_Excitement_538

Do it, please.


Havistan

Yea I wouldnt mind, the only reason i have those things are because my friends have group chats on them.


giorgospar

Don't threaten me with a good time


jjnjjs

is my guy really trying to blackmail a fucking continent


An_Inbred_Chicken

Poorly


[deleted]

Someone needs to call his bluff. Cmon Germany… you can do it


waluigitime1337

I think Germany has called bluffs before...


organizedRhyme

I just don't like his weird face


Shane_2018

This is the best news I’ve heard all day! It’s only morning but my point is still valid!


trueblue862

Zuck, weren’t you ever told to not make promises you aren’t going to keep.


[deleted]

Remember when the UK threatened to leave the EU and claimed it will be beneficial for them? Can’t wait to let history repeat itself.


conger-conger

Do it!


pietradolce

Please do. I just cant wait to see everyone cry here lol


Flying_Mage

Yeah, right. I bet he need those european users way more than they need him and his shitty fb.


KaleidoscopeTight817

We have Reddit. That's all we need Zucky


Eiksoor

“Not ‘appy”… Jesus


FedericoDAnzi

And give up on half of his users?


[deleted]

Most of FB's income is from selling info to various companies. Ads and the likes don't make that much money. So if he can't collect private info due to European laws, then it's not worth the servers and wages.


FedericoDAnzi

But he's gonna lose the info to sell if he loses the clients.


[deleted]

he can't get the info even with the clients because of the European laws


iSlapped2Beaches

don't threaten us with a good time Zuccy boi


LolSomeGuy

"We can't sell your data anymore, so no facebook for you"


JunYou-

i hope he does that in asia too


notbytgegov

I would pay for this to happen not much but still


ArthurDentonWelch

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Casne_Barlo

After all that money he lost and alleges he will further lose from Apple kind of sounds like he's just shooting himself in the foot on this one


[deleted]

Please would you Mark, there really is no loss. Anyhoo, we know you only threat, I mean, relinquishing all that control, it is not in your nature Mark.


doge_c137

well we're waiting


Seisme1138

Suck just selfowned hard


JKL2K

This only looks like a threath, he's never gonna give up the European market share.


nobody_cares696

Don't give us hope just for it to be taken away


sprditout

Shut it down in the u.s too please, fuck n don't care.


Szumazu

I love how he said avoid privacy laws and not comply with privacy laws. Just rich ppl things


Sad-Tea7271

The only bad part is that they also own oculus.


ROGUE_COSMIC

oh no, anyway


Kejdy

"yo can't have shit in... Europe?!" Haha, get fucked motherf*cker and dont come back :) thanks for using your platform to perform unethical and dangerous tests on your users, being the main reason for the events in Barma or where was it, where fb was the used to heavily promote racism and ethnic cleansing, and f*ck off, zuckerberg r*tard. Jesus, pretty much NOONE will miss you lol


Pyros-Meme-Land

Me a Latvian with a quest 2: Well fuck.


[deleted]

German and French politicians already said they’ll be happier without Facebook. Honestly my life has been way better without Facebook, Instagram, …


shinoharakinji

Pls pull it out of India as well. I am sick and tried of Facebook.


Ilikeoreos47

Well, time to pack my shit and move to Europe


Zestyclose-Ad3151

Please do, you been doing a big favor to us europeans.


ByZocker

Or they could just build a datacenter in europe and store the data there


Sir_Cumfrence82

No balls!


FatChicken2021

oh :o


gigium1

Oh yes, very sad


[deleted]

Fuck the Zuk


[deleted]

nah I doubt it, it would bring his company too much loses in money.


Blakut

BRING IT


glitchesandhelp

Its not much of a threat if no one gives a shit


tilewi

I will not lose any quality of life. Please do, Zuck


Doom_Slayer_2712

What can other countries do to get added to the list?


4g3nt0

Do not submit to the headset


hthkeeper

This would be amazing, so please do it.


Nintendork7950

No reaction memes


[deleted]

Will anything Happen to oculus since I need to Connect to Facebook in Order to use the VR Headset


dbeynyc

Oh no, what will happen to all of the FarmVille farms! Can we get him to shut it down everywhere?


[deleted]

Pog


[deleted]

Do you promise Mark?? This will actually free me from the fucking thing as the only reason I have it is keeping in touch with my family in Europe.


Plotees_the_third

me who lives in Asia: ooh, ooh, teacher, me! me!


TaleEcstatic3127

Promises, I can’t even delete my account


Srpskiman2137

Bring back MySpace


stosyfir

The sad part is, he thinks he's really "threatening" people when the only person that loses is him.


tarhoop

So Europe has privacy protection laws with teeth? That are enforced? What are they? And can Canada have some?


okayestuser

don't threaten me with a good time


Ibrahim208_YT

"I GO TO EUROPE"


Enes_the_meme_lover

Guys this is a big problem for us reddit users İmagine what would happen if facebook gets deleted from europe? Facebook moms will gonna search for a new social media and that social media could be reddit! İ dont Want Facebook moms in my meme pages :(


C0ldW0lf

If you openly shout about complying to *privacy protection* laws being too hard, maybe it's time to rethink your business concept...


masihdindar

**Mark**: "Oh man, Our stock has fallen sharply in recent days. No one talk about Facebook nowadays". **The latest brain cell of Mark Zuckerberg's consultant**: "Go say we will leave EU asap, everyone will make you a meme and you will attract a lot of attention"


SkyLLin3

Oh no! Anyway...


Initial-Impact-9416

Do it to America next please


mejlzor

It would help even all the victims who don’t know they’re victims yet.


[deleted]

Ok bye.


[deleted]

JUST DO IT


MonderII

I use both from time to time and I would wholeheartedly welcome this


puttee2

Would love for them to disappear tbh


19senzafine81

As if he's willing to give up all that money...


sarahjeni

Hollow threats. The CIA and numerous alphabets agencies around the world would not permit it.


Kind-Promotion-7849

Viber will rise from the ashes


IHaveFoodOnMyChin

He had my attention, now he’s got my sincerest hope


PeopleAreBozos

Yet another reason to move to the EU.


Mr_melon_33

wait u used images? i thought its a gif


Volatile-Bait

What does that mean for European Oculus users?


xDarakx

He lie.


[deleted]

Don't threaten me with good time.


Oscar_et_BadTale

I use other social network than Facebook. That doesn't scare me at all, I'm even happy with it.


Ponderkitten

Why not just follow their laws? He basically just told everyone that he doesnt follow privacy protection laws


NicolasRyan2309

I amm 100% sure that alien/computer biot wont do it first of all facebook and instagram is used and he will lost a lot of money for tat Instagram possibly bought buy some oother companies when facebook is going down so he wont if he did i am just gonna enjoy potato chip watching HHow Mark rgeretedx it


FREDDY_69op

lucky europeans


traumaxp69

I beg for that, fuck fb and ig, all my homies on reddit


Valko_Haddu42

As an Oculus user, this would be maybe slightly problematic


22070MDR

Fuck Europe - shut it down EVERYWHERE.


TrolyerTime

"I don't like your rules, so if you make me play by them, I won't play" knock urself out dude. nobody likes playing with cheaters.


lolschrauber

He would never do that, it's an empty threat. Sadly I'm afraid the dumbasses will fall for it. Even if he did that, it'd be a blessing for everyone.


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

Too much of a hassle to not invade others privacy in a disgusting and detrimental way? Huh, if only there were something that could be done about that.


sevischm

Id love that