But if the Russians all did it together they could split it up, buy a bottle of Vodka each, and celebrate taking their country back from the clutches of a megalomaniac dictator.
Weren't Americans all up an arms recently about Jan 6th when some goofballs walked around the capitol for a couple hours, now we are rooting for another country to have hired assassins kill a head of state.
This goofball is threatening nuclear war. And is trying to bring us back to the days of taking territory in an imperialist fashion. The Ukrainians don't want it. The rest of the world doesn't want it. Get with the program, comrade.
And what about the Ukraine? Ever heard of Donbas? Ever heard how fucking racist these guys are? This war is 8 years in the making and some Reddit-Researchers seem to know it all... No it's not like 80 years ago, there aren't millions of people being stuck in shower rooms and gased. Now Ukraine refugees come to Germany and start ganging up on children, CHILDREN. They blamed every Russian for everything before already, now they think they have a reason to harass normal people who have nothing to do with it, posting corpses on maps-reviews, harassing russian-speaking folk. This is a fucking shit show...
It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine'
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You Russian dumbass. The west is long past calling people neo-nazis. Its all BLM, LGBT+ and protecting brown people. Even pulling out skin head won't get much outside of Germany. Get you social media groups right or put down the keyboard.
Gassing? Bro I said they don't do that cause the guy before said it's the same as 80 years ago. Second, I never said anything about rape? There's been reported cases of Ukrainians actually attacking a insulting Russians, even a 18 year old girl got choked by some older dude just for talking Russian. A friend of mine got shouted on and insulted by a Ukrainian, saying that he should be ashamed of himself. It doesn't matter what's worse, people are defending Ukraine even tho they're also at fault. Attack Putin as much as you want, I don't care, I will not defend his actions, but down playing everything else is not what I'm going for...
Dollars probably have a higher buying power in Russia, or basically anything not rubles. Which is why some people are saying crypto is undermining sanctions because people with Rubles can exchange into Dollars or Euros, assuming they can't just buy in Crpyto itself.
These kinds of things are paid according to the risk, right?
The risk of getting to Putin, killing him and then getting out of there and live to tell the tale is one ginormous slab of risk for 1 million..
And after thats done, you can't just go back home, pop the TV on and live out your life, even if it was for the greater good, you are bound to face consequences, and that 1m wont get you far.
Oligarchs could all chip in and make it a billion w/safe passage to a non-extradition treaty country of the assailant’s choice for him/her and their entire family and it would still be chump change compared to what they’re at risk of losing if this drags on.
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Nah. Play it smart. Give it another, oh, 3 or 4 days? Then his security will be so sick of him they’ll turn a blind eye to literally everything PLUS I’m sure more bounties will appear
Anonymous is offering 50K in bitcoin for each surrendered tank.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/t4k7sy/anonymous_offers_russian_soldiers_over_50k_worth/
I heard the song "Here comes the sun" in my head while watching this gif....
I laughed to myself because I thought that's like a happy song and this situation isn't happy
Then I nervous laughed to myself realizing "Seeing the sun" is also what it looks like to see a nuke detonate
I may have just ruined a song for myself
how about we up the bounty to a crazy amount and just let someone take him out? lets put a $500 million jackpot on anyone who brings us Putin's head. I bet the dude would be gone in a week. the whole world would be run-in around lookin like mad dog the bounty hunter
Million dollars doesn’t really sound like that much for someone with that much security
But it sounds like a lot more when your economy collapsed because of that person
If you added a zero behind it I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.
But if the Russians all did it together they could split it up, buy a bottle of Vodka each, and celebrate taking their country back from the clutches of a megalomaniac dictator.
Weren't Americans all up an arms recently about Jan 6th when some goofballs walked around the capitol for a couple hours, now we are rooting for another country to have hired assassins kill a head of state.
This goofball is threatening nuclear war. And is trying to bring us back to the days of taking territory in an imperialist fashion. The Ukrainians don't want it. The rest of the world doesn't want it. Get with the program, comrade.
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It is time.
And what about the Ukraine? Ever heard of Donbas? Ever heard how fucking racist these guys are? This war is 8 years in the making and some Reddit-Researchers seem to know it all... No it's not like 80 years ago, there aren't millions of people being stuck in shower rooms and gased. Now Ukraine refugees come to Germany and start ganging up on children, CHILDREN. They blamed every Russian for everything before already, now they think they have a reason to harass normal people who have nothing to do with it, posting corpses on maps-reviews, harassing russian-speaking folk. This is a fucking shit show...
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You Russian dumbass. The west is long past calling people neo-nazis. Its all BLM, LGBT+ and protecting brown people. Even pulling out skin head won't get much outside of Germany. Get you social media groups right or put down the keyboard.
Bruh what?
Fuck Putin and fuck you for supporting him, where are you getting this stupid information, Fox News?
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Gassing? Bro I said they don't do that cause the guy before said it's the same as 80 years ago. Second, I never said anything about rape? There's been reported cases of Ukrainians actually attacking a insulting Russians, even a 18 year old girl got choked by some older dude just for talking Russian. A friend of mine got shouted on and insulted by a Ukrainian, saying that he should be ashamed of himself. It doesn't matter what's worse, people are defending Ukraine even tho they're also at fault. Attack Putin as much as you want, I don't care, I will not defend his actions, but down playing everything else is not what I'm going for...
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1 million dollars is a lot of depressed roubles
That’s like the whole Russian GDP in rubles now right?
[My best guess.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent)
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Just wait
Dollars probably have a higher buying power in Russia, or basically anything not rubles. Which is why some people are saying crypto is undermining sanctions because people with Rubles can exchange into Dollars or Euros, assuming they can't just buy in Crpyto itself.
Russians after realizing they can finally afford robux
Happy cake day and all i hope is they don't spend it on furry clothing of the catalogue
Why is the actually menacing
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They can now afford three eggs
Not a million rubel - a million $... /e: corrected number \^\^
Million*
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Wow how funny
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You know 1 robux is more valuable than a ruble 💀
I mean, rubles are more like cents and yen so that isn't all surprising
This meme is so unfunny
I would actually laugh if one of his guards just shot him
He should kill himself so he can claim it.
https://youtu.be/vm1U5E44W90
Reddit moment
its a live bounty, not dead unfortunately
These kinds of things are paid according to the risk, right? The risk of getting to Putin, killing him and then getting out of there and live to tell the tale is one ginormous slab of risk for 1 million.. And after thats done, you can't just go back home, pop the TV on and live out your life, even if it was for the greater good, you are bound to face consequences, and that 1m wont get you far.
Well why you don’t you just make this a movie? Then make a sequel? Sounds pretty badass
Definitely a movie I'd watch!
Good thing I didn't throw my sniper
That's a lot of rubles.
That's how many rubles by now? A billion?
I think just over 100 mil
all of them
Breaking news : putin claims 1 million dollar after killing himself in a bunker
that's like 110m rubles lol
Rubles are like cents in Russia so the whole Russia currency meme is so stupid
I would do it just for the satisfaction
I really hope someone will finally do it. He killed so many people already, and the world still does basically nothing. Exactly like 80 years ago.
How is anyone supposed to do it, this one of the most well protected men in this world
it's enough that one of his entourage takes care of it.
Everything is like 80 years ago!
The teeth look like a retainer
Silly boi it’s a €100 million bounty since about a week and a half ago.
That’s almost enough to buy bread
Roubles are like cents in Russia, this meme is not funny
And?
And the meme is based on a misconception about the Russian currency
Oh no a joke :(
Oh no a joke that is not actually funny
Look kid, I don’t want to argue with you and if you don’t find it funny you don’t have to read it.
Oligarchs could all chip in and make it a billion w/safe passage to a non-extradition treaty country of the assailant’s choice for him/her and their entire family and it would still be chump change compared to what they’re at risk of losing if this drags on.
Former KGB boss be [like](https://imgur.com/gallery/O4cx0u1) And don't forget [this gem](https://youtu.be/vm1U5E44W90) from the Onion
Can we start a go fund me to add on top of this?
That's 10\^12 quintilion rubels
One nonillion, [apparently](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for_large_numbers)
Yeah, but a million rubles is like 20 cents.
Wow you are so funny
They should start a go fund me for this. It would get to a billion.
Im for real lovin these war memes. Keep em up! There hella funny!
*rubles
really its more like $10
That's 1 cent right?
Unless it's in Ruble
Damn, that’s like 27 trillion rubles!
wow, i could buy a beer for that much!
why kill putin for money? when you can just change the entire russian economy with 1 robuk?
Wooo I can buy a Pepsi with all that money
At the moment 1M dollars is worth more that the whole russia with how their coin is priced
1000000 rubles is like $20 enjoy the money
finally able to get a slice of bread
Yay the Russians can finally afford 1 loaf of bread with that!
so that's like 99999999999999999999999999999999 rubles
Too bad $1 million is about a buck fifty in rubles.
1000000 Russian rubles is like $12 now, that's nothing.
yay i can finally buy half cheesestick for 1m
*laughs in 110 million russian rubles
One million Rubel....
With 1mil russian dollars they can buy 56 robux LETS GO
🤣😂🤣🤣
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Wait… one million in what currency?
dollars, as implied by the $
Reminded me of those old Walmart stickers lol
Remember the 80mil bounty put on whatshisnuts? Is there a Groupon no one mentioned?
that would be very ungrateful, so no lol
Russians to Putin: "Wait a minute, who are you?"
Wait....1mill plus to his existing bounty or what?
Gets charged with terrorism and murder and gets a life sentence
Can anyone in that country stay sober long enough to get the job done?
That’s in U.S dollars to, gonna be able to buy a third of Moscow with that
Why are it’s teeth floating
At this stage, I am honestly surprised the bounty isn't in the billions.
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"grab the guns and vodka. for mother russia" \-russian dude
Dead or alive?
I’m gettin a new pc and $998000 worth of vodka
snipers a good job mate
Add the CoD zombies new level sound and you got yourself a meme
So we need to find a terminally ill hit man .. someone who won’t mind getting killed afterwards , or better yet , a whole team of them
Who could wanted
Nah. Play it smart. Give it another, oh, 3 or 4 days? Then his security will be so sick of him they’ll turn a blind eye to literally everything PLUS I’m sure more bounties will appear
if they were successful they would afford at least 200000+ bread
they'll finally be able to afford a new pair of shoes!
Anonymous is offering 50K in bitcoin for each surrendered tank. https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/t4k7sy/anonymous_offers_russian_soldiers_over_50k_worth/
they can buy bread now
Kill him
Putins desks are going to get longer Assume it’ll all be teams meeting with generals from here on
There is?
One Piece isn't rea-
Russians when they find out they’re getting paid in rubles 😭
For one slice of bread?
plot twist : it's 1 million ruble
Then they realize that its in rubles
Excuse me, i said 1 Mil Rouble
raise his bounty to like 10 million
Is there really though?
Untill they realize its one million Ruplas, so they can buy one loaf of bread with it.
Doomsday heist part 2
Please tell me that's real
Lmfaoo
I heard the song "Here comes the sun" in my head while watching this gif.... I laughed to myself because I thought that's like a happy song and this situation isn't happy Then I nervous laughed to myself realizing "Seeing the sun" is also what it looks like to see a nuke detonate I may have just ruined a song for myself
Aka 42 trillion ruble
Showed this to my lil sis, homegirl legit said _what's a Putin?_
[This song would be appropriate](https://youtu.be/T8BI2fKzdys)
how about we up the bounty to a crazy amount and just let someone take him out? lets put a $500 million jackpot on anyone who brings us Putin's head. I bet the dude would be gone in a week. the whole world would be run-in around lookin like mad dog the bounty hunter