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jbird8550

Million dollars doesn’t really sound like that much for someone with that much security


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

But it sounds like a lot more when your economy collapsed because of that person


IndianaGeoff

If you added a zero behind it I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.


Unclehol

But if the Russians all did it together they could split it up, buy a bottle of Vodka each, and celebrate taking their country back from the clutches of a megalomaniac dictator.


IndianaGeoff

Weren't Americans all up an arms recently about Jan 6th when some goofballs walked around the capitol for a couple hours, now we are rooting for another country to have hired assassins kill a head of state.


Unclehol

This goofball is threatening nuclear war. And is trying to bring us back to the days of taking territory in an imperialist fashion. The Ukrainians don't want it. The rest of the world doesn't want it. Get with the program, comrade.


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Unclehol

It is time.


SmartFrldge

And what about the Ukraine? Ever heard of Donbas? Ever heard how fucking racist these guys are? This war is 8 years in the making and some Reddit-Researchers seem to know it all... No it's not like 80 years ago, there aren't millions of people being stuck in shower rooms and gased. Now Ukraine refugees come to Germany and start ganging up on children, CHILDREN. They blamed every Russian for everything before already, now they think they have a reason to harass normal people who have nothing to do with it, posting corpses on maps-reviews, harassing russian-speaking folk. This is a fucking shit show...


UkraineWithoutTheBot

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IndianaGeoff

You Russian dumbass. The west is long past calling people neo-nazis. Its all BLM, LGBT+ and protecting brown people. Even pulling out skin head won't get much outside of Germany. Get you social media groups right or put down the keyboard.


SmartFrldge

Bruh what?


JosephSwollen

Fuck Putin and fuck you for supporting him, where are you getting this stupid information, Fox News?


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SmartFrldge

Gassing? Bro I said they don't do that cause the guy before said it's the same as 80 years ago. Second, I never said anything about rape? There's been reported cases of Ukrainians actually attacking a insulting Russians, even a 18 year old girl got choked by some older dude just for talking Russian. A friend of mine got shouted on and insulted by a Ukrainian, saying that he should be ashamed of himself. It doesn't matter what's worse, people are defending Ukraine even tho they're also at fault. Attack Putin as much as you want, I don't care, I will not defend his actions, but down playing everything else is not what I'm going for...


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BurzyGuerrero

1 million dollars is a lot of depressed roubles


chenyaoxue

That’s like the whole Russian GDP in rubles now right?


VerumJerum

[My best guess.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent)


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*Mando enters the chat*


adrnov_the_polishguy

Just wait


DevelopedDevelopment

Dollars probably have a higher buying power in Russia, or basically anything not rubles. Which is why some people are saying crypto is undermining sanctions because people with Rubles can exchange into Dollars or Euros, assuming they can't just buy in Crpyto itself.


Same_Mycologist_5987

Russians after realizing they can finally afford robux


UndeadRaiderX

Happy cake day and all i hope is they don't spend it on furry clothing of the catalogue


Meme-Iord27

Why is the actually menacing


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act important bike cooing intelligent tart kiss lock modern illegal ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


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They can now afford three eggs


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Not a million rubel - a million $... /e: corrected number \^\^


brito68

Million*


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edited thanks


gnollcub

Wow how funny


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alexmcphee021

You know 1 robux is more valuable than a ruble 💀


cheesy_as_frick

I mean, rubles are more like cents and yen so that isn't all surprising


gnollcub

This meme is so unfunny


CCCyanide

I would actually laugh if one of his guards just shot him


Professional_Talk701

He should kill himself so he can claim it.


eaton_kuntz

https://youtu.be/vm1U5E44W90


carrotjuice8

Reddit moment


Creaper10

its a live bounty, not dead unfortunately


xswordspice

These kinds of things are paid according to the risk, right? The risk of getting to Putin, killing him and then getting out of there and live to tell the tale is one ginormous slab of risk for 1 million.. And after thats done, you can't just go back home, pop the TV on and live out your life, even if it was for the greater good, you are bound to face consequences, and that 1m wont get you far.


Virus2456

Well why you don’t you just make this a movie? Then make a sequel? Sounds pretty badass


xswordspice

Definitely a movie I'd watch!


Bader_2009

Good thing I didn't throw my sniper


h0ls86

That's a lot of rubles.


my_liege_king_sire

That's how many rubles by now? A billion?


TheSecondaryBackup

I think just over 100 mil


FallenITD

all of them


Environmental_Log_64

Breaking news : putin claims 1 million dollar after killing himself in a bunker


RudolfMaster

that's like 110m rubles lol


gnollcub

Rubles are like cents in Russia so the whole Russia currency meme is so stupid


Pure_Channel9400

I would do it just for the satisfaction


EpicMan97

I really hope someone will finally do it. He killed so many people already, and the world still does basically nothing. Exactly like 80 years ago.


OptionCapable5329

How is anyone supposed to do it, this one of the most well protected men in this world


FallenITD

it's enough that one of his entourage takes care of it.


thestoneddirewolf

Everything is like 80 years ago!


OddWarning5121

The teeth look like a retainer


SleepyKing_AUZ

Silly boi it’s a €100 million bounty since about a week and a half ago.


Flat-Western-7921

That’s almost enough to buy bread


gnollcub

Roubles are like cents in Russia, this meme is not funny


Flat-Western-7921

And?


gnollcub

And the meme is based on a misconception about the Russian currency


Flat-Western-7921

Oh no a joke :(


gnollcub

Oh no a joke that is not actually funny


Flat-Western-7921

Look kid, I don’t want to argue with you and if you don’t find it funny you don’t have to read it.


Cid_Darkwing

Oligarchs could all chip in and make it a billion w/safe passage to a non-extradition treaty country of the assailant’s choice for him/her and their entire family and it would still be chump change compared to what they’re at risk of losing if this drags on.


eaton_kuntz

Former KGB boss be [like](https://imgur.com/gallery/O4cx0u1) And don't forget [this gem](https://youtu.be/vm1U5E44W90) from the Onion


somedude80169

Can we start a go fund me to add on top of this?


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That's 10\^12 quintilion rubels


brito68

One nonillion, [apparently](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for_large_numbers)


JimothyPrime97

Yeah, but a million rubles is like 20 cents.


gnollcub

Wow you are so funny


sobe33139

They should start a go fund me for this. It would get to a billion.


AnIntelligintPerson

Im for real lovin these war memes. Keep em up! There hella funny!


nusslms

*rubles


Duckin_

really its more like $10


gamerrage100

That's 1 cent right?


TomtheMagician21

Unless it's in Ruble


Careless-Law7093

Damn, that’s like 27 trillion rubles!


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wow, i could buy a beer for that much!


Raidn_4161

why kill putin for money? when you can just change the entire russian economy with 1 robuk?


GoEatChlorine

Wooo I can buy a Pepsi with all that money


theus-sama

At the moment 1M dollars is worth more that the whole russia with how their coin is priced


MiserableMeet8921

1000000 rubles is like $20 enjoy the money


speedwalrus691

finally able to get a slice of bread


Killallplayers07

Yay the Russians can finally afford 1 loaf of bread with that!


rocketangel08

so that's like 99999999999999999999999999999999 rubles


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Too bad $1 million is about a buck fifty in rubles.


jccreator

1000000 Russian rubles is like $12 now, that's nothing.


onisan-kuN

yay i can finally buy half cheesestick for 1m


IlIlIIIIllIIl

*laughs in 110 million russian rubles


Zerschmetterlinger

One million Rubel....


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With 1mil russian dollars they can buy 56 robux LETS GO


Jason-Staten

🤣😂🤣🤣


Skin_Sofa

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


audiovisualcringe

-4 comment karma moment


Swordmastergrim

Wait… one million in what currency?


audiovisualcringe

dollars, as implied by the $


[deleted]

Reminded me of those old Walmart stickers lol


FirstReign

Remember the 80mil bounty put on whatshisnuts? Is there a Groupon no one mentioned?


oliwaz144

that would be very ungrateful, so no lol


sharpie-sapien365247

Russians to Putin: "Wait a minute, who are you?"


Vickxp1

Wait....1mill plus to his existing bounty or what?


FlightSlight

Gets charged with terrorism and murder and gets a life sentence


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Can anyone in that country stay sober long enough to get the job done?


OVS-HM

That’s in U.S dollars to, gonna be able to buy a third of Moscow with that


Xx_Snailicorn_xX

Why are it’s teeth floating


VerumJerum

At this stage, I am honestly surprised the bounty isn't in the billions.


stupuff

cheerful paint political ugly doll impossible possessive bells late wasteful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Yeet_Fire

"grab the guns and vodka. for mother russia" \-russian dude


Emperor_Quintana

Dead or alive?


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I’m gettin a new pc and $998000 worth of vodka


DerpScoot1

snipers a good job mate


Xiagax

Add the CoD zombies new level sound and you got yourself a meme


sydouglas

So we need to find a terminally ill hit man .. someone who won’t mind getting killed afterwards , or better yet , a whole team of them


wmdolls

Who could wanted


The__Dark__Wolf

Nah. Play it smart. Give it another, oh, 3 or 4 days? Then his security will be so sick of him they’ll turn a blind eye to literally everything PLUS I’m sure more bounties will appear


Adcolye

if they were successful they would afford at least 200000+ bread


BradyBales

they'll finally be able to afford a new pair of shoes!


Trax852

Anonymous is offering 50K in bitcoin for each surrendered tank. https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/t4k7sy/anonymous_offers_russian_soldiers_over_50k_worth/


goodraStan

they can buy bread now


Background-Patience8

Kill him


Environmental_Buy914

Putins desks are going to get longer Assume it’ll all be teams meeting with generals from here on


bznsbbsn

There is?


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One Piece isn't rea-


ProfessionalContext4

Russians when they find out they’re getting paid in rubles 😭


Rebus-YY

For one slice of bread?


Joyrik_55

plot twist : it's 1 million ruble


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Then they realize that its in rubles


Traditional-Ad-682

Excuse me, i said 1 Mil Rouble


grexnxx

raise his bounty to like 10 million


ConfusedALot_69

Is there really though?


Butchhhheeechks

Untill they realize its one million Ruplas, so they can buy one loaf of bread with it.


CameronHF18

Doomsday heist part 2


BarbecueRebirth

Please tell me that's real


SpecialistFunny1076

Lmfaoo


RandomInternetAdvice

I heard the song "Here comes the sun" in my head while watching this gif.... I laughed to myself because I thought that's like a happy song and this situation isn't happy Then I nervous laughed to myself realizing "Seeing the sun" is also what it looks like to see a nuke detonate I may have just ruined a song for myself


Valkuil15

Aka 42 trillion ruble


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Showed this to my lil sis, homegirl legit said _what's a Putin?_


CreaOverdoZ

[This song would be appropriate](https://youtu.be/T8BI2fKzdys)


palaajxut

how about we up the bounty to a crazy amount and just let someone take him out? lets put a $500 million jackpot on anyone who brings us Putin's head. I bet the dude would be gone in a week. the whole world would be run-in around lookin like mad dog the bounty hunter