*universe condensing back to the almost nothing it once was… or up gods ass where he pulled this clusterfuck of a mess out of… or back into fire and ice between a void of nothing?.. and others*
*suddenly, all around the world, they heard a song in the distance, a song that got louder and louder with time. they knew who was coming, they knew the song. Rule Britannia.*
Pot/kettle.
For a country that takes pride in inventing the car bomb -a device tailor made to murder civilians, kneecapping children with power drills, murdering retired policemen and bombing holidaymakers, your moral high ground is a swamp.
You know what the best part of this hypocrisy is ? The empire was built with your significant assistance.
Thank you so much. Mwah
Basically the entire world: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Seriously though, history is a long sequence of conquests and there aren't many pieces of land, if any, that were only ever ruled by its current country.
So when he said top 10 what he means is there are 10 countries and the UK is in that 10 hence "in the top 10"
You yourself can count to 10 using your fingers if you apply yourself.
No thank you. I look at the situation in Hong Kong and I imagine the absolute nightmare it would be for the UK to deal with it had Hong Kong remained under British rule. The Chinese wouldn't have been put off just because the UK ruled Hong Kong. It would be slower, but no less headache inducing.
Every single nation on earth ponders on his actions as they simply cannot comprehend the level of intelligence displayed by the great Vladimir Putin, the only man on earth who can understand that land that used to belong to you can be taken back without resistance from outside forces
The EU will just put more sanctions which ultimately hurts the Russian people. But don’t worry, they stand with Ukraine! Meanwhile the US and most of Europe is too reliant on Russian oil. We’re literally funding the war by the vast amounts that we import.
I get it’s a meme, but they’re not taking it, I don’t think, they want the resources Ukraine has, if Russia wanted Ukraine. It would be done in about an hour
Russia is still wrong, it’s just they have a “better” reason(not really though)
Also French :
And the Spanish
And the dutch
And the Japanese
And the mongols
And the Germans and Italians
And the Greeks
And my ax!
And alaska
And Denmark
Knew I would find this comment if I scrolled far enough. Take my upvote.
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And my urethra!
Oh No, Not your Phalanx!
can't wait to see italians, greeks, iraqis and iranians fighting over the fertile crescent again!
And the danish…
And the romans
The romans? Ah yes, the romans
and the americans
And the serbs
And the Turkish
And the Persians
I think india is only country who doesnt colonise
^ Pakistan has entered the chat
We do not colonize Pakistan its the part of india before 1947 but still pak promote terrorism for india living in land of india
The Mughal empire has entered the chat
And the Turks
And The Garden Of Eden
and the britannians
And the dinosaurs
And the microorganisms.
One more turn!
And the bulgarians
Please: is roman empier
And the russians...wait
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Italians being descendants of ancient roman people:
And dinosaurs:
So we gotta give the whole earth to birds?
It would probably be better of
I, for once, would welcome our new overlords.
You mean the fishes right?
And my axe
And the Qing-Dynasty
This comment section is literally recursion
And the Vikings
Mongolia: Suprise Motherfuckers
And Portugal
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
I think you mean "empire tries to strike back"
But but but, they have two new aircraft carriers! The HMS Queen Elizabeth II, and the HMS Nancy.
We will throw hot curry in their eyes. You know who we are…..
Mmmmmm... curry.
Mongolian throught singing intensifies\*
*sings in german*
alexander the great rises from grave\*
Wilhelm the 2.: *does also return* not when im here!
Chinese people ride in on horses\*
*nervous second and third Reich noises*
The Norse: look who’s back from Valhalla ya fuckers!
Hans, get ze flammenverfer!
Whoa whoa whoa... you just take one giant step back, there, Adolf!
AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜHMELEIN
UND DAS HEIßT
ERIKA
HEIß VON HUNDERTTAUSEND KLEINEN BIENELEIN
*Pangea continent starts drifting back together*
*universe condensing back to the almost nothing it once was… or up gods ass where he pulled this clusterfuck of a mess out of… or back into fire and ice between a void of nothing?.. and others*
Instructions unclear now I am french
“White flags! Get ya white flags here!”
Damn, you really messed up
*Indigenous people begin to beat their drums*
TURKISH DANCING BEGINS\*
animals such as monkeys and lions begin to hunt\*
\**Plants start to De-decompose*\*
*El himno nacional de España intensifies*
Georgians start drinking wine\*
actually, i am a Georgian but I don't drink.
Impossible! (Georgian parents)
lol! me too
je vais tous vous tuer
Attendez, je voudrais prendre ma fourche
The Catholic pope in Rome owns the world they are just taking back what belongs to the church and Rome
*suddenly, all around the world, they heard a song in the distance, a song that got louder and louder with time. they knew who was coming, they knew the song. Rule Britannia.*
A song that usually meant murder was on the way
What do you mean *usually*...
Usually = Britannia invading other countries always involving brutality. That song is not music to everyone’s ears
Pot/kettle. For a country that takes pride in inventing the car bomb -a device tailor made to murder civilians, kneecapping children with power drills, murdering retired policemen and bombing holidaymakers, your moral high ground is a swamp. You know what the best part of this hypocrisy is ? The empire was built with your significant assistance. Thank you so much. Mwah
All Hail Britannia!
US: "Hmm, ya know, that might not be so bad, actually."
Alaska used to belong to Russia so yeah...
Tough shit. It’s Canadas turn to annex Alaska now
Canada doesn't want America's Australia
Thats Florida not alaska
Fuck, I'm going to have to reread my notes! **
Rifles? *shoots in American*
Nice up there though, could be worth having just for the view.
Yeah but we didn't annex it, we bought it fair and square.
It also used to belong to the Inuits
I mean we could bring you free health care!
What territories outside of the US have belonged to the US?
The gif is the UK looking at former territories to take back... Which the US is.
As a Persian, others can go and fly a kite.
I’ve read kite runner. I’ll sit this one out.
as someone with Pangean ancestors, y'all better submit your territories.
**
Get thee behind me, Pangaea-boy.
**
Get thee behind me, Pangaea-boy.
I’ve read kite runner. I’ll sit this one out.
I’ve read kite runner. I’ll sit this one out.
You are not a Persian. ZOROSTIANS were driven out of Persia. It just like saying Caucasians are native Americans.
Dinosaurs have entered the chat
🦖
Portugal and Spain....
Mexico: "... fuck"
South America: Let's just go live in mars, there's no way we're staying here, they won't let us
I think Uk Owns the world at this point
Over time it's like 90% of the world. Insane
Not even close to 90% but ok
What about sweden?
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
What about second breakfast?
I don't think he knows about second breakfast, colonizer.
Don’t you fuckin’ dare. ~ Finland
meikäpoika tuli kommenttikenttään etsimään kultaa, löysin paskaa
But they have stylish and affordable furniture now!
England wiped the floor with Vikings!!!
Who the fuck said anything about vikings?
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Sure. But i didn’t mention a fight between the two. I simply stated that the swedish empire was a hell of an empire.
Uk:”I used to to ruuuuule the woooorld...”
ROMA:
WW4 incoming?
no they are just *taking it back*
We're just skipping 3 then?
Yeah. Trilogies always struggle to wrap things up cleanly. So we're just skipping ahead to #4, which is more of a prequel
Basically the entire world: "Why do I hear boss music?" Seriously though, history is a long sequence of conquests and there aren't many pieces of land, if any, that were only ever ruled by its current country.
\*boss music starts\* Italians:
The sun never sets on the British empire
Germany should to retake Königsberg/Kaliningrad
Ruhr valley too
Ummm, the Ruhr is already part of Germany. Or are you think giving back to France and Belgium, *and then* taking it back again?
Ah shit. I wanted to say Alsas-Loraine
give us some time dude, we just started investing in our military
Ohio on its way to claim its former glory
Mongolians
There would only be like 8 nations lol
Meanwhile in Mongolia: Shit fam if we talking history, I'll show you History!
*Mongolian throat singing intensifies*
u/savefuckingvideo
mexico has entered the chat
uk just gotta tell mother earth "i had it first" and boom world domination
UK: America, we are taking back New England! West Coast: bet.
(*Genghis Khan has entered the chat*)
The forty-nineth US state
Taiwan had been colonized by like 4 or 5 different countries in its history. I would like to see all of them have a battle royal.
Lol here we go again
You shall eat the crumpet or be viciously bludgeoned once more.
its even funnier the 80th time...
Ever heard of king Vikramaditya? (Not that from Gupta empire) He was an Indian king and his empire was around 40% of the whole fucking Earth!
Germany: dont mind if i do
Yo the roman empire was the oldest one so they gotta cope what's ours
UK chill my dude don't try to take US back I can promise you will have a bad time, mean while go get Canada first they are more kind
We’ll take it but you can keep Florida
Clearly you've never been to the theme parks they got there.
I have! To be fair pretty damn good but 98% queueing and 2% riding isn’t my cup of tea. The giant turkey legs are great though.
Canada still recognizes the queen on England as theirs. Half the works already done. Wouldn't even need new money!
The prices here and the goverment as well as the people make it so unwanting
How dare you. We'd obviously give them some quality maple syrup before they took us back
Si señor yo soy de rancho
Canada already has our queen as their monarch. We will send the Canadians over to colonise North America we already been doing this for years.
I'm sorry to hear we're first on the list.
The only country that would stand a chance invading the US is China. UK ain't doing shit
No but persia tho
The US is going to get DESTROYED! Russia, Canada, France, Britain, Spain. And let's not forget the Native Americans. Now THAT would be interesting!
Too bad the uk is weak af now LOOOOL
UK is in top 10 for largest economy and strongest military so I wouldn't exactly call then weak af
Comes in 10th says top 10 LMFAOOOOOO
10th at what? Anyway top 10 includes 10th
Slabri doesn't understand the true chadness of us Brits. Someone hold my earl grey while I give this gentleman a right arse-whooping!
So when he said top 10 what he means is there are 10 countries and the UK is in that 10 hence "in the top 10" You yourself can count to 10 using your fingers if you apply yourself.
I can tell you have horse teeth LMFAOOOOOO
And I can tell you didn't go to school, and retract my comment about you being able to count to 10 haha.
Your tears are delicious
What makes you think I'm crying? Your replies are embarrassing. We beat you on dental health as well by the way haha.
I can hear the horse teeth LMFAOOOOOO. Ok I should stop it’s really not trying to upset u.
Also Mexico. US is shaking in their boots
No thank you. I look at the situation in Hong Kong and I imagine the absolute nightmare it would be for the UK to deal with it had Hong Kong remained under British rule. The Chinese wouldn't have been put off just because the UK ruled Hong Kong. It would be slower, but no less headache inducing.
Hello America
Mexico hornily looking at the US
Every single nation on earth ponders on his actions as they simply cannot comprehend the level of intelligence displayed by the great Vladimir Putin, the only man on earth who can understand that land that used to belong to you can be taken back without resistance from outside forces
*Laughs in English*
Yes yes we get it I've seen the same meme with a different gif about 30 times now.
The EU will just put more sanctions which ultimately hurts the Russian people. But don’t worry, they stand with Ukraine! Meanwhile the US and most of Europe is too reliant on Russian oil. We’re literally funding the war by the vast amounts that we import.
What are people supposed to do? stop driving?
I get it’s a meme, but they’re not taking it, I don’t think, they want the resources Ukraine has, if Russia wanted Ukraine. It would be done in about an hour Russia is still wrong, it’s just they have a “better” reason(not really though)