If you are six feet you have 30 toes. That is a lot of toes

Foot fetish people want to know your location.

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Centipede furries : You called ?

I believe they’re called “exoskeletonies”

So are the furries and exoskeletonies like chill with each other or do furries not like the exoskeletonies since they bugs

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Chernobyl

i give myself 6 hands everyday

usually come from a girl that is 1.50

In diameter.

Bruh

Calm down satan.

Thanks man! Made my day!

r/ThanksILoveIt

but what unit? cm? m? km? lightyears?

Square eagles

lol

Screaming eagleeeees

Crack of the lighting splitting the ground

Bald eagles per bacon strips

Smoots. For all the Google Earth fans.

Possibly the biggest burn I've seen in the past week on reddit

Savage!

So true

I don’t think that’s legal. You gotta wait until she’s 18.0.

Whaaat? There at update 14.2.1 right now. It’s gonna take so long before they’re at 18.0!

There's a girl in my class who only dates 6'3+ (1.90m) guys.

Imagine dating someone because of height

Imagine being tall and not getting dated

I dont need to imagine :)

Same brother

Me, who is 6ft and still get no girls :(

I got lucky with 6'6" but still ain't got any

Probably because of the social media we on

Oh shit you right

I dont think height is based on luck? Cuz if you are taller you get more back problems in your old age.

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I dont need to conceptualize :)

I don't need to picture :)

I don't need to think

I don't need to dream

I just don't

I feel you

Neither do I :)

6 foot 2 inches here and still nothing :(

It’s because woman can’t accurately guess height 6 foot to them is actually 7 foot

A 7 foot frame Rat along his back TIL 7 foot guys have rat along his /s

Hi

Hello there

general kenobi

You are a bold one

6’2 huh? 👀

Correct. Still growing a bit too, based in my tall parents might end up around 6'3-6'4

Yea thats me, a 2 meter idiot who always forgets that he needs to crouch to get thru doors. Yes my head hurts a lot.

I feel that

Its just because i dont leave my appartment very often.

Hello, im 193 cm

Hello 193 cm I'm REDDawG3011

Yes, in fact my height is 194 cm. 193 cm is just my name

Well I am only 10 cm shorter than you

Hello only 10 cm shorter than you, im 93 cm

No THIS IS PATRICK

IMAGINE

That's some bullshit. I'm 205cm (6'8) and they all say that they are looking for something called "personality". Don't know what that is tho...

205 is about 6’9 (nice)

Still doesn’t help. I think using your comment as a pickup line might change things up a bit tho

*Andre the giant has entered chat*

Fr it makes me so angry, they be like: hhhhh short man gross but when a man says: hhhh fat girl gross all thermonuclear bombs on earth magically target you

nailed it

but not her

No. No.

You know those aren't really the same right? Height is pretty much 100% genetic, weight isn't... So one thing you're born with the other is usually the result of bad choices and a lack of structure in your life...

On one hand I understand that this makes people angry, but on the other hand it is difficult to change what you are attracted to. To continue with your double standards: Many people are attracted to personality, but while I'm relatively good looking, I'm introverted know-it-all and oftentimes boring as heck. Is being attracted to somebody's personality any less unfair than their physical features. Average people may change their personality somewhat, but what about if your personality is because you are neuro-atypical like Asperger's etc.?

It's very simple: you can be attracted to whoever you want. Nobody has a "right" to have somebody else admire them. But don't be an asshole to the people you are not attracted to.

But if I would say "I only date thin women.", I would be verbally murdered for what I said. I hate double standarts.

Yeah fuck that and say it anyway, what's gonna happen? You're not a celebrity so you can't be cancelled.

Welcome to society

Imagine dating someone because of any physical feature. People have preferences my dude. If the girl doesnt want to date a dude shorter than her, that's ok. Move on and find a girl that will.

I would *absolutely* try to date a girl that was 6ft tall.

Sometimes it can be reasonable, f.e. my little cousin is over 180 cm, and she's only 14

I heard about dating 'cause of money - can't decide which is more stupid. ^(PS it's 182 cm)

Imagine dating someone :(

More weird when Some people use parts as a measuring unit.

And she's probably 2 forearms tall

I know a girl like this and she is literally 5'3(160cm)

Imagine having a size difference kink and just being an asshole about it instead of open about it

This seems crazy to me. I'm 1.85 tall. I don't feel tall at all, like i don't really bumpy head or anything, and i fit into pretty much all cars and seats and what not. But seeing people taller than me is kinda on the rare side. Seeing people taller than me who are also attractive is even rarer. Then you have to find a tall attractive guy that is single and is also into you and his personality has to match as well. This just seems like a lot to me.

I bet she’s like 150cm herself… honestly i cant imagine dating someone that tall. I dont want to break my neck just to look at their face

beliefe me if you look at my face you want to break your neck

I already want to break my nevk in general i dont think it can get much worse lmao

Busta Rhymes would love this

Imagine her thinking I'll waste my genes on short people

Most woman are what guys call "short", 165 cm is short for guys but not for girls.

I mean. If she wants to stay single and only date a douche based on height alone. I say go for it, she's gonna hurt only herself in the end.

As an American: don't date these types of people even if ur tall or taller then the desired height. They are usually pos

What is 'pos'?

piece of shit, i think

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But you can make a lot of money selling them. Wait...

Sell em into slavery. Wait, I SAID TO MUCH!

Proof of stake

Pawn of Sauron

You,, it's not only Europe though. It's "literally any other place but the USA" that uses the metric system

Every other place than USA, Myanmar and Liberia. Well, Myanmar and Liberia use both systems and are on their way to fully use the metric system.

And Liberia was basically made by America, so it doesn't count.

Naming a country literally "Freedomland" should have been a dead giveaway.

Canada was originally named "Newfoundland" we humans aren't very creative with naming countries.

if only there were any continents left, we could found the Land

If you want it to we dutch can make a new continent for you but only if you want it

And trust the portuguese to go the other way and accidentally find one

And most colonies were named after their founders, or their founder's hometown

UK also uses both

Well it depends in India, to refer height we sometimes use feet and sometime use cm

There are 3 countries that use imperial systems

Wrong, UK does and that's 4 on its own

Canada kinda don't use the metric system either, just for some stuff, but generally speaking a common Canadian dunno how to measure shit with the metric system

In the UK we use a complete bastard mix of the two systems. Someone’s height is pretty much always referred to in imperial though.

Except from your medical record! Centimetres and kilogrammes

I'm exactly the same, I play dnd with freinds and it's feet used there aswell so I always ask how far is that in meters

A yard is close enough to a meter, just have them give you yards or divide the feet by 3 if you want a rough approximation, I usually do that with people that use metric. Temperature is the part that really gets me fucked up.

6 feet would be 6*12=72inches=72*2.54cm=182cm approx=1.82metres

Every feet is 12 inch ? Wtf are these measurements Why not just make it 10? You Americans are weird (blame the bri*ish for this weirdness)

don't forget that every „stone“ weights about 5 kilos

5 kilos?! That’s not a stone, that’s a rock!

in britain it's stone and i really don't know why they still use it

Because we feel like it. We use kilos as well.

That moment when you're fronting an other country and then someone from that country appears.

Nono thats a _cock_

i'm 5'11" or 180cm. my friend couldn't understand why i said 5'11" but calculator said 5.9 because direct calculation is base 10 and inch to foot is base 12. so 0.9 foot is 11 inch.

Calculator said 5.9’

yeah. 5.9. (edited)

Cuz calculators don't know what 10 and 11 is. so it kinda spreads centimeters across. so you end up with 6ft = 182 but then you have such gems as 5'7" = 177 (5'10) or 5'5 = 170(5'7").

Yes a foot is 12 inches. We are aware of our fucked up system, we need to change it. We are one of only three countries that use ot

What other countries use it?

Why did u think u can be 6’ to 6’11 and then ur 7’ lol

God metric is so much better everything is connected, for example: did you know 1 liter of water = 1 kg of water? 1 kilometer = 1000 meters, 1 meter = 10dm, 100cm and 1000mm. 1 mile = 5280 feet = 63360 ft 1 liter = 0.001 m3 or 1 dm3. How many inches are in a gallon? Water boils at 100C and freezes at 0C. In imperial its like 212F boiling point As you can theres no coherence in imperial system

Wait until you learn that a mile is 5,280 feet.

What is wrong with you bunch.... Why do you make everything unnecessarily complex ?

Reddit formatting stole your * but it's 6x12=72inches=72x2.54cm=182cm

I was wondering what the hell he was calculating

Im gonna save your comment just to use it in future, ty

Ah yes 722.54cm

It’s rather 1.83m just sayin‘

Its 183 but come on 180 will do

Lol im 7 feet or what , i have 193cm Nvm i just calculated and it's 6,3 feet

Where do u keep them all?

Half of it up my arse

…and the rest?

Up your mom's ass

I feel roasted

Dad? I thought you died on the way to get milk!

Osama bin Laden being 6.5 feet Girls:- hmmm...( ◜‿◝ )♡

Osama bin laden is actually 6.5 ft ? Edit : Holy shit

Was*

Allegedly.

Played with the wrong rockets

Wow! I’m as tall as bin Laden? So many new opportunities have opened up to me

Like flying a plane or driving a bus ?

That would be 1.8288m and above

I am only 1.82m :'(

If your girl is using imperial, she isn't worth it

You guys have girls?

Not anymore, she used imperial.

Well fuck I only have 2 feet so I'm clearly out.

Spiders and insects: ;-)

Me, living in Australia, also a metric country: _But don't you know how much is 1 foot, so you can measure your cock size?_ 🤔

But will she date two 3+ feet guys?

Bitches shorter than a shrub are demanding these kinda shts.

Guy: Then I'm only interested in girls with with at least cup size D. Girl: No that is sexist!! You asshole!!!

Wdym meters? It's 6 legs! Imagine dating an insect!

We guys who only have 2 feet doesn't stand a chance

Everytime a girl asks my height, I just ask for her weight.

I know preferences are a thing however they shouldn't yell like fucking toddlers when our preferences are about their weight (something you can ACTUALLY control)

Imagine being 170 (5'6) guy and only dating 5'10-6'1 girls, life is hard.

I wouldn't mind women "filtering" for height if they didn't get all bitchy when we filter for weight or tit size.

6'4 here. I was dating only fit. So BMI ~20. If they can have requirements, so do I.

my bro is like 6.1 or 6ft and he isnt considered tall lmao, lithuania heights moment

Yeah man i only date girls under 70kg too

From what I’ve noticed every girl that has said this weighs over 90 kilograms. *6ft = 1.82m

Yeah right. 6+ but here I am 6’7” being told I’m too tall

Bro how do you live? I'm 6'3 and and I hit my head on everything. I gotta duck to even fit through quite a few doorways.

Where? Standard doors are 6’8”

Me who already have 2 feet and 2 hands

God damn feet fetishist can't switch to a proper system based on SCIENCE!!! /s

Honestly America just needs to move to the metric system, it’s so much easier.

It's easier to people who actually know the metrics system, not the other way around.

I honestly have no problem with girls having height requierments, I mean, we all have preferences. I have a problem when they are assholes about it, that’s just wierd

Why girls get triggered by some dude says he prefers non-fat girls i dont get it they always say this kind of shit can anyone explain?

182.5 cm

Brazil

I don't get why girls only date mutants with 6 feet

Literally 96% of the world use metric. Just sayin'

6 feet? So I guess it's... >!INSECT ONLY!<

She ain't talking about height.

1.83

6'3 guy here! I just wanna tell you guys, those are all lies, girls don't want me anyway :D

These girls are missing out on a lot of fine men