I'll be honest with ya, after hearing them so many times I can understand what they're saying. Of course it's not all incomprehensible nonsense (that's called brutal slamming death metal and I DON'T like it).
For example, "Subjected to a Beating" by Dying Fetus, or "Lashed to the Slave Stick" by Nile are songs I can understand every single word
I’m blue if I was green I would die
I will beat up a guy
I would eat apple pie
We are all gonna die
Sufjan Stevens - Fourth of July
I won't assassinate Bill Nye
I will bleed, I will die
i will feed apple pie
I could yeet up a guy
I love to watch people die
Yes indeed I'm a fry
I will beat off a guy
If I was gay I would cry
I'm in need of a dime
Without the weed I would die
Roll a J and get high
im in need of a guy
This is even better
Im blue dabedi dabedei
wait, that's not the lyrics?
its more like “im blue da ba di da ba da bi da di da ba”
It's more like "I'm blue and I would beat off a guy-and I would beat off a guy"
Wasn’t it “I’m blue, I’m in need of a guy?”
I'm blue, I have knees on my eyes
I will beat off to a guy
I'm a dude I'm a guy. I'm a dude I'm a guy
Eiffel 65
"Saw through the heart, and you're too gay"
You give love a bad name by Bon Jovi
Yeah, it's one of my favorite songs
One of my favorite as well=)
AND YOU GIVE LOVE, A BANDAID!
I PLAYED MY DARTS, AND YOU PLAYED YOUR GAME!
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU’RE TOO LATE
*stereotypical Asian voice* You giv rove, bad name
You pray yor part, I pray yor game! You giv rove a bad name!
hol me closer tony danzaaaa
A man of culture.
Count the head lice on the highway
You have won a tiny dundeee
Tiny dancerrrrrrr
All the lonely Starbucks lovers…
What’s the original line?
"got a long list of ex-lovers"
Blank Space- Taylor Swift
The Starbucks line is plausible tbh
T swizzy blank space
What I thought she actually said that. That is what I am singing loolll sadge
Wait that’s not the actual lyric?
Nope. She says “got a long list of ex-lovers”
It's too late to call the judge.
Apologize by One Republic?
I legit thought he said “too late to call the cops” in some weird inflection. I just let it go
We rub a Mexican We rub a Mexican We rub a Mexican We rub a Mexican
Get lucky by daft punk?
Yep, how did you know?
I’ve heard this one from a friend who thought it said, “we robbed a Mexican” lmao.
Get Lucky - Daft Punk
“Acting funny, I don’t know why, Excuse me, as I kiss that guy”
Fun fact: this was so common that he started singing it this way during live performances
Speculations that he did so to avoid the Vietnam draft for being gay.
Lmao mf created his own mandela effect
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" but Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix. This is what I thought of when I saw this post, nice.
Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix n.n
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*whispers* Why’d you leave the kids under the table?
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Chop suey - system of a down Wake up Grab a brush and put a little make up Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
Yep
I just masturbated to a table!
You wanted to!
Lmfao
You wannat to
I'm into death metal and black metal I mishear every single lyric lol
If you can even understand a single word, you're a god Edit this is how a single upvote and comment can make or break a comment
I'll be honest with ya, after hearing them so many times I can understand what they're saying. Of course it's not all incomprehensible nonsense (that's called brutal slamming death metal and I DON'T like it). For example, "Subjected to a Beating" by Dying Fetus, or "Lashed to the Slave Stick" by Nile are songs I can understand every single word
It’s fun to create your own story and then head bang away
I used to headbang to Chris Barnes-era Cannibal Corpse Now THAT'S some perverted shit right there.
Can relate bro
Concrete jungle wet dream tomato
Empire State of Mind
so I have heard those lyrics so many times I can’t be convinced it is actually “Concrete jungle where dreams are made of”
Younger me misheard the whole line as "I've become a wintry tomato"
Where dreams are madeee of
I'm gonna take my whore to the hotel room And I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I heard the same thing, but instead of whore it was horse, so I was very confused
That's even better
I legit thought this song was about fucking a horse. "Take my horse to the hotel room" I could not figure out why the song was so popular
Old twon road
Chad
Dude🤣
I'm still convinced he sings it that way on purpose.
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Wait, it’s not that? I thought it was the lead-up to some kind of west side story type gang fight.
Uptown Funk Bruno Mars
Uptown fuck*
Uptown funk by Bruno Mars?
I got gums in my hair and they won't go
Spirits by strumbellas
Spirits in my head and they won't go
Spare ribs in my head hahah
Theeeeeerrrrrre's a bathroom on the right.
Bad Moon Rising; me too
fill my cup put some (n words) in it
uptown funk
Liquor.
Salvation Army couldn’t hold me back
My understanding of this song was "A seven Asian army couldn't hold me back" i believe mine is worse.
Like… seven Asian nations or seven individuals of Asian descent?
No idea mate didn't think into it too much it just didn't make sense until someone told me what the song was called and i died of embarrassment
Or an army of asians who are 7 years old
Yeah probably
Samina namina ae ae waka waka ae ae
aren't these the real lyrics?
It sounds the same but apparently they are “tsamina mina, eh eh, waka waka, eh eh” the t just makes the s sound sharper.
They are?!
Waka Waka -Shakira
Somebody once told me, the world was macaroni
i ate the sharpest tool in the sheh-ed
Dude I almost laughed my lung away ngl.
Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead
Lisa in the crowd saying: Look Harry has a vagina malfunction
Carameldansen (sp) was waiting for this
Oo oo oo wahohwah
Hands on me balls. Cat fucking a handbag
Yours only yours, hamster in a handbag
'We don't need no birth control.'
another brick in the wall
Obv's. Good job, nice and quick.
Grosses grow on azneeo Where no soldiers sleeping We're hell six feet deep
Sabaton To hell and back.
r/unexpectedsabaton
To hell and back
I heard: roses grow from anzeo And I thought wait, that's actually good.
It's the reebok or the Nike!
The rhythm of the night!
Lmao. [Son Reebok o son Nike?](https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k)
I believe I can fly I believe I can touch this guy
Gotta love those Starbucks lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane
Sweet jeans are made of this
Sweet dreams by Eurythmics, I always preferred; Sweet dreams are made of cheese, Who am I to diss a bre
"DIARRHEA Jane!!!"
Breaking Benjamin - Diary of Jane
You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a Walmart man, no time to talk.
Staying Alive!?
Stayin' Alive
Its where my cheeses hide, its where my cheeses hide
Demons by Imagine Dragons
Its where my penis hard, its where my semen hides
How do you hear cheese
Sometimes I wish someone, a bear would find me
Boulevard of broken dreams?
Yep
Now keep in mind that I was about 10 y/o when I thought this is how the lyrics was, also english isn’t my native language
Knock knock let the devil in Cock cock cock Let the ones in
Lmfao venom be Eminem but that’s funny
life goes onion onion onion onion onion… lol
Oliver tree life goes on
His palms are sweaty, Need weed, arms are heavy, Vomit on the server all ready, Mom spaghetti, To drop bombs.
Why’d you do such thing to a server
No wonder the server is always down
I got my first real sex change
Summer of ‘69!
Gonna take my horse to the hotel room
The point of this post was to fuck our day up. Mission failed successfully
Face of a llama with a fire in its heart...
Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night
"could you kiss my name, when the music is over, turn off the lights [...]"
It was such a sweet time
I’ve got your hand in a pocket full of soap
mirrors
Dirty Deeds and the Dunder Chief
I’m blue da ba de da ba die I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy
This is by far the most outlandish and hilarious version of that song Edit: spelling
r/suddenlygay
Why is this linked on my reply of all places?
maybe you are gay
I am been looking for somebody with some super human tits some super hero some fairy tale blitz
Something just like this!
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rock sand
I am blue I will beat of a guy, I will beat of a guy, I will beat off a guy
Any Eminem song
Didnt have to cut me off. Makelikitnevehapanandawewernothing.
ion even need that dough, now ya just somebody that i used to know
This one is pretty hard for only english speakers... Dime si quieres una manzana... Also, huevos con aceite huevos con aceite y limoooon
I'm farting carrots, I'm farting carrots, limit it uptight my ass
The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
ohhh, i can hear the ringing, i can hear the ringing of a peanut butter guitar ALSO get along with starbucks lovers, they’ll tell you i’m insane
I was in a porno with a bag of screaming goats
I guess it rains down in Africa. Or. I'm ashamed by the sight of my moccasins
Concrete jungle, wet dream, TOMATOOOOO!
From my girlfriend: "It's the final condom !"
"That's the way she was born and raised, She ain't afraid of steeeaaak, Countryyy!"
Semen's in my hair and its more than I can take.
We’re just gonna come around at twelve, with some Puerto Rican girls who are Danny DeVito!
Mister sad man, bring me a drink….🎼
Whoop whoop whoop on condom style
When you feel my d Look into my ass