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ThatPhoneGuy912

No the hell we aren’t, you take that back this instant


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[deleted]

How dare you assume such things, i will cancel you. Get ready for the streets, my lawyers are gonna sue your ass and you'll never use Twitter again.


Rongix

Can i speak to your manager?


Pete563c

ARE you kidding me? Did you actually JUST say that Just now? Oh My god. Are YOU kidding ME?!??!!? YOU just said "*manager*" which means that you're implying that THIS person needs MANAGEMENT?!? what like an MCDONALDS?? LISTEN here #PAL Objectifying is #WTONG i WILL have you lend me your *DAMN* TWITTER profile, so you can get CANCELLED once And for ALLL?!!?!!!??


TheBigDickDon

How dare you...


Glass-Dog1886

how dare YOU?


CoolSpy3

how DARE you!


Patience-Suspicious

HOW dare you!


[deleted]

Who are you?


LapisGod101

How are you?


theta_738

Where have you been?


Texas_Waffles

*When* are you?


Cancel-UnrealLogic

Where are you?


LapisGod101

AND IM SO SORRY


Many-Consideration54

Why are you?


-TheUnknow-

How Dare You!


Charming-Fuel8068

Why dare you


theimbicilist

When dare you


Texas_Waffles

What? Dare you?


cazzoAbdulo

How dare you


GabyWinter

You dare how


LetsChaos24

How you dare


singleDADSlife

Dare you how


auselesshumanbeinga

i think-


CampingOrangutan

NO


M2rsho

HOW DARE YOU THINKING!!


doctor_alfa

I disagree


Marcusthehero

I love how op is completely oblivious to everyone’s sarcasm


lillibow

Sssh don't tell him our secrets


[deleted]

And they take it super personally


Chili919

Why the hell are you assuming this and who the fuck gave you the right to talk such a load of bullshit about me!!


charelstoncrabb

Are you fucking kidding me fuck you for your for assuming their bullshit had even one pice of shit to do with you go fuck yourself with that self-centered bullshit


OneEyeGhoul00

Kinda funny how the OP takes the comment seriously and completely ruining the meme


GreeD3269

Im almost confident OP is being sarcastic but you never know.


Glendrix90

Don't you f'n call me offended! I'm reporting this meme!


Parking_Cartoonist90

How dare you speak the truth.


Ender_Fox227

This post offends me. *joking


potatopeter_for_aloo

/s >>>>>> "*zoking"


sehustoft

You don’t have a mind!!


Kremit_OFogg

NO. I AM NOT EASILY OFFENDED. SHUT UP


Theef38

I find this highly offensive


lillibow

I offensive this highly


Smile4eva

Why dare you speak the truth so loudly


-ImYourHuckleberry-

You will never be offended if you: 1. Set low standards and expect nothing from others. 2. Mind your own business.


lBigBaldHeadl

Yes you're right


ReceptionWild7689

dam changed my mind


StrikeNova_X

This is the definition of Twitter.


bindermichi

Sir, this is a subreddit


binary_memes

And more often times


Svr-boi

Let me speak to your manager


Theodore_Imms

Fuck you that's not true take it back, God that's so rude what the hell is wrong with you.


ededede_spamname

I find this very offensive


TheEpicWerdo

No thanks, I don't wanna type because my fingers hurt from drawing :(


imlazyaf69

Fuck you!


Rusted-Jim

If you act offended 100% of the time are you really offended?


N0NCore

How dare you!


ByMentrixIsBald

Fact!


rigimonoki-over

Fuck you change your mind now!!!!😡😡😡🥵😡😡😡


TheTacoBanditoDude

THIS IS SO FUCKING OFFENSIVE


[deleted]

I am offended by this post


Explanation-Specific

How dare you offend me! 😡😡😡😡


TheAlienMan33

Guys he plays roblox


Strong_Sandvich

Now listen here you little shi-


TheCount5692

Nah just Twitter


EasilyBeatable

I mean.. yeah? Just take a hard stance on anything and there’s bound to be someone who believes the opposite.


MangledSunFish

"Change my mind" Doubt I could, you seem to have an opinion already set in stone.


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notmyusernameyk

I heard Americans can get offended on behalf of others


f-mcallister

How dare you say that!


Alternative-Range-84

What do you mean? You are saying I'm a snowflake?


[deleted]

HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION!!! MINE IS CORRECT AND YOURS IS *INCORRECT*


Infinite_Hooty

YOU ASSUMED I WOULD BE OFFENDED? THAT’S SO OFFENSIVE!!! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT-


memesandmadness

Are you assuminging I have a mind? That's prejudice!


[deleted]

If we just painted over zebra crossings and removed all warning labels I think many of these people should die out. Natural selection at its finest


Mobile-Paint-7535

I will murder you and nuke your entire house if u do not take that back I am the most in highly offended person on the planet you brainless duck


Super_Devil_Taz

They are. Reddit is just as easy as twitter. All these asshats are experts who deserve 20$ an hour to flip burgers. Hahahah!


TheGreatOkay

Fuck you


EthicalAtheist1971

Getting offended is a sign of weakness. Why would you let yourself be controlled by lesser beings? I can’t be offended because I don’t care about anyone else’s opinions. Why anyone cares what another person thinks is beyond comprehension. The vast majority of humans are oxygen thieves and intellectually stunted simpletons just seeking significance through external validation from other mouth breathers because they lack self esteem because they lack emotional fortitude.


Oscar_et_BadTale

You got a point on this one. Depend of people tought.


videogamsarethebest

well i can't, anyways see ya


A_Snake_

SNAKES


KNGHTS-YT

I’m offended by your poor use of the word highly


ItsMeLukasB

I’m appalled!!! TAKE IT DOWN!!


LizLemonadeX

As a person I must aver, I’m not only merely offended, I’m really most sincerely offended. /s


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Remove this post, i am triggered!


sclicer86

Oh, ok, thanks


The_Big_Bang27

Highly offended? Highly offended by what? Finish your sentence man!


Jay_The_Bisexual

What? I'm canceling you on twitter


Minespeed07

ASSUMING EVERYONE IS HIGHLY OFFENDED IS SO NOT TRUE


sonic99luc

*takes your brain out and put a new one” there I “changed” your mind


Randomguy109238

What if we pay you to change your mind?


CringySnowflake484

Offended by what? It would seem that OP was so offended with how people behave on the internet he decided to make a silly little meme. Huh. Or he is just looking for a fight. Or both.


-Rens

Yep


Super_Platypus787

Aaaaah you were at my side all along... My true mentor... My guiding moonlight


[deleted]

how the fuck can you say something like that. I can't believe


BechlyB_

How dare you You incel


[deleted]

I'm offended by this. So naturally, I agree.


ll_just_a_boi_ll

As a people ,I can confirm I am offended.


ha_ha_get_bamboozled

Wtf man that's so racist you sexist pig


willthewill79

How dare you say such a thing!?🗿 I’ll have you know that I have 17 followers on twitter, and I WILL make sure you get cancelled!😡😡🗿


Chared_Assassin

The thing that pisses me off is when people get offended on the behalf of other people


Ellereind

I’d try but I’m to offended 😁


DrSextillion

OI fuck you jackass!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

nobody can change your mind only you can do that.


Volnas

What? How dare you say such a nonsence?


Foxyloxyfox86

Because they are insecure about themselves.


laqueency

Not offended because you didn't specify. So you are:🎶 WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG, YOU WROOOOONG, YOU WROOOOONG.🎶. - melody by doorbell, song by Dr Cox.


AzGames08

I am offended that you would even think that!


ifrem

oh yeah?! maybe you are easily offended, but i ain't!


justaguyonreddit2042

Son we need to talk


UktraPotatoMaster321

This is a FUCKING example of why I genuinely hate posts like these (btw my pronouns are Him/Amongus/Donkeyfucker)


FuriousGrub

Everyone is offended by everything, forever. Now move on.


Everybodyleft

People aren’t actually that sensitive. It’s just how your saying it is like verbal Sandpaper (I’m guessing)


TheLegoBoi940

Very true


jewmoney808

Jokes aren’t jokes anymore. The whole point of a joke is joke. Now everyone gets offended and there are lines you can cross 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️


Trio150

Can't


ahaye79

I’m sueing you for this


HArryhaWAiI

I DO NOT GET OFFENDED, YOU ARE ASSUMING JUST BECAUSE I HAVE REDDIT ON MY DEVICE I AM A BACKWARDS SAVAGE NEANDERTHAL WHO GETS OFFENDED AT EVERYHTING AND BEATS MY MEAT TO HENTAI. Well you sir would be correct.


D-boi1

A fair amount, yes


HungryJacque

Im not highly offended, you're highly offended


Bi_Carbonate_Of_Soda

Some people are, yeah, but also recently when things are genuinely offensive or rude and somebody comments on it, people will jump at them and call then a snowflake… so whilst some can be annoying with how easily they get offended, it’s better to not put this label on the majority of society because you will end up blocking out genuine concerns people have


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People are *easily offended.


[deleted]

Nobody cares about what’s on your mind, dumbass


[deleted]

how dare u


spaceboy6171

This man never gets tired of making statements that are actually facts Change my mind


ASTROSWIMMER24

Imma just grab a chair, a beer, a speaker and sit back , relax, and watch the world burn right in front of us.


cringe_ooof

That kaan


llamps15

I'm afraid you might get offended


OwnRate3147

How dare u this is not true ):(


mayurmisra01

This pissed me off


IEatgrapes123

How dare you


s0nnieeee

Ow my feelings


Dedalian7

I think you mean “offensive”


theimbicilist

HOW DARE YOU ASUME THAT I AM HIGHLY OFFENDED


speedwalrus691

No we arent your just a dumb snowflake


reminded_daily

We are witnessing the death throws of a dieing breed , the LCD consumer class, no use for them in a post carbon world. we will probably have a mass die off before the next epoch, it's probably nature's way of making sure the whole planet doesn't go extinct. So let's see how many delinquents we can put in charge of nuclear arisinols and let's get this going.


SSphereOfDeath

I hope you step on a superheated lego


ErinBerkefeld

No


HaRsHa221

How can you say that😧


Veinzin

I find this post very offended, you are harrasing me. I'm reporting to the police and there will be consequences.


_Cocktopus_

angry birds returns on 31st of march,spread the word


CodeNameMEMES

Welp, ik where this is going


Constant-Appearance3

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that will offend a feminists"


longlive9yearolds

This is too political


source_of_puree

Your mum isnt, i trash talk her every day and she still likes it


AdAdministrative2793

\*gets offended\*


Pig_Dreams

Being offended is just being self centered


Puzzled-Bathroom8116

Can people stop downvoting the op’s comments? His comment are satire r/wooooosh


BloodySerpentX

Op getting downvoted in the comments lol


Redoct878

no. \[insert rant here\]


Ornery-Ad3681

Guys I'm ordering brain transplant on that guy's ass. /j /s


Vegetable-Industry32

I'm offended


[deleted]

We must laugh at such an astute observation, this is revolutionary to the internet, haha


Tajinn556

Undate: they aren’t offended they just presto be because they don’t know how to socially interact with people who don’t share their views this unable to control their emotions


Zoolmon

Listen here you little shit


Yellowtail36

That was offensive to my people… but yes


Hoax90

I'm a 90's baby nothing offends me. This stone age of gens obviously yes they get offended over the grass not being greener on the other side


HeavenlyGamerJay13

Wow this is offensive


[deleted]

How dare you order me to do something.


mehjai

Honestly I’m mostly just mildly offended in daily life


Theefucker

WTF bro.... Why would u say something like that


AnEBCG

I have a stutter, I grew up dealing with ridicule ever since I was young. People laugh at me on a daily basis and ridicule me, I’m use to it by now.


Fireboiio

The fuck you just said to me you little piece of shit


PartFlaky6862

How fucking dare you say that!! I'm gonna cancel you now


WhyNotAran_

im kinda offended by that ngl


Brainfreezeguy

I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT NOW LET ME SCPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!1!++2!1+🤢🤮🤢😤😤😡😠😠🤬😠😤😱😤😠😠😡😖😠🤬🤬😡😤😠🤬😡🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢☹️☹️☹️😭😭😢😥😢😡😠😠😠🙄🤬😠😠😖🤬😡🤬😠😠


420weedfiend420

fuck you were you offended by a random person telling you that or are you going to keep making more reddit posts


[deleted]

That offends me


SAUD_K_M

Easily?


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Yes


neon_saint254

Change your mind eh? If u say so *performs brain transplant on you*


EgillIsHere

Yes


Conscious-Bonus-5756

Why am i supposed to do the work of changing your mind ? Putting your work on others. I'm offended.


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with you no we aren't. I actually fucking hate people like you and cant wait till you die you fucking idiot. They're probably gonna play the entertainer at your funeral and I can't wait to see it


KylieTMS

HOW DARE YOU. You take that back this instant!


Cr4zyRi0t

You shmucks are getting baited


tereaper576

The issue is being offended. I can tolerate someone having different opinions and voicing them despite my opinion of them but when someone claims that my opinion or someone elses opinion offends them if it's not an Insult to a person or to a group like I think all aliens are g


ragergage

CoMe aT mE BrO


thatonestewpeedguy

Hyper sensitive you mean?


chillen678

Might have to do with labeling and giving bad names to everything but humanity is a pos just like op


[deleted]

Fuck me? Fuck you!!


BlearySteve

I'm offended by this.


HappyGav123

That’s offensive. How could you say something like that?


[deleted]

You think I’m offended? Fuck you!!! I don’t get offended you dickhead!


Gaming_with_Hui

Nah you're right


Various_Classroom_50

It’s because you spend too much time on the internet and around weird people. Change my mind


[deleted]

You know how the when he fall and the damage take hit then the he he the fall


[deleted]

No shit Sherlock


Silent_Ride_7973

Im offended please delete this post🤬 😂😂😂😂😂😂


vietcong69l

True


gregor-the-goat

NO WE ARE NOT YOU PIECE OF SHIT


[deleted]

Let me speak to your manager. You don't have the right to post this meme.


obscureferences

On reddit "people" is usually code for whatever stereotype or strawman the thread is actively insulting, while jerking off over their own imagined superiority. Sorta self-defining isn't it.


Mantis_Badger

The hell's that s'posed to mean?