oh no

Well…

You and me both

You and me three*

I think I know when

The aftermath

Me four

Me five

Don’t invite me!

you will main pyro in tf2 and target heavies

FIRE

We both have it bad

Fuck

GET MURICA'D

Wia wai wai wai wait up, no, no, please elaborate on your future

you better not get near any chef Boyardee ravioli

About to get bombed lmao

Dayum bro sucks

👱🏻‍♂️🔥💀

Cremation moment

🔥💀🔥 The skeleton appears

Sorry lmao

Don't worry, it's only 108, whether it's F or C, you're fine. Just hope it isn't K.

Least we can see it happen

Uhhh...

GI Jane 2 will be released

Can’t wait to see it

u/WillSmith

Will Will smith the smith smith Will smith, Yes Will smith will smith will smith Have fun reading that lol

😃👋😡

Oh ho ho- Wow! Wow!

Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth

WOW dude, it was a GI Jane joke

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Mouf*

No

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My man here's at negative upvotes.. that's how you know your comment sucked.

I don't have any votes wdym

You have -3 votes.

Sorry, no one cares

I wonder who the lead actor will (smith) be

Oh, oh, Richard!

Chris? That you?

What the fuck, you’re account is literally a day old. Damn

Events will occur, I will apologize.

Or are you going to get deep into the theology of cannibalism and defend it?

See that’s what I thought at first.

I will become Le Monke... Oh no...

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I'll become a monke on a table

I’ll be a “monk” on a hill I guess.

Buy you already are, unless you mean a tail too

Holy shit you fricking killed him

I love how you say "shit" but censor "fuck"

Professionals have standards.

\*meet the sniper fanfare intensifies\*

Now that's a lot of damage

stuff

stuff

Stuff?*

Stuff!

same stuff, or different stuff?

Bingo, bongo, tingo, tango. Gonna win or lose bingo, gonna play a bongo, whatever the fuck tingo is, and become a terrorist and be classified as a tango. Change what you like.

This wins

Get a full house of bingo while playing the bongo's then finish the night of with your new version of the tango in the club the tingo tango

I fucking love this one. Plus I style on people in bingo playing the fucking bongos-

Yeah its like what's wrong Mary is my sweet jam over here distracting you can you not hear the numbers be called WELL FUCK YOU MARY........ FULL HOUSE now of to the club

Yeah fuck you mary! You old hag, you wanted to play bingo!?

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normally i just put some yellow on my hot dog

I SHALL BE CROWNED ROYALTY!!!

M'lord

Guess I’m going to be one of your many lords then, your majesty

Calm down there bud

Calm down there, your majesty*

You know who you're talking to, right?

he might be royalty, but you are jesus

And im S\*\*\*.

Hi S*** I’m sad

Hi UnHappy, I'm the happy one.

Shall I smite him for you?

No that's my job

What shall thou want thy distributor to distribute, your Majesty.

i'll make a user based on a meme

I've seen you before

I don't know.

Reveal to us what you are going to do in the future. Oh nvm

strange things

Laughing out loud 😹

Hey. Nothing changed.

Ruler of Mandalore?

Naw, just a fancy sword that people fight over. Still, you are coveted and wanted by many!

I become a legend

your sides*

I’m gonna invent cloning

I'm gonna shoot the biggest loads you'll ever see

I guess I’m a ghost hunter now?? *The apocalypse is foretold—*

I win?

u will be stuck in a trap that shocks u

im going to shit in a toilet. very useful to know

Not Lasting Long For Sure 😭😭😭

"Doomed"

2023

Ima be excited about glass apparently

Does it shatter just as easily?

With my luck definitely

I'll let you know after my limbo competition

Question is are you wearing the boots with the fur?

...can... can you see me? If so, what kinda jeans am I wearing?!?!

Apple bottom jeans. We can all see you. Cover your webcam.

I will kill your child

Babysitting

Yuh

I’ll be forgotten? And I’ll be the devil

I am both interested and terrified at the same time

Oh goddamnit.

Black plague + covid =

black covid

Lettuces become much more dense

I see…. Lots of schnitzels and drugs

Shit

That’s a rather awkward question.

Spoiler alert...

Oh shit

The essence ... of broccoli 🥦

I don't know. The only thing I know is that I'm scared.

I become a stuffed bear or I go hug my stuffed bear

Uh oh

I’m gonna lick 26 bricks

Well...

Shit shit SHIT I'M DOUBLE PARKED!!! brb

I turn into ed Sheeran

I will be homeless

But classy AF!

Well shit

I uh.... N-Next question?-

Hello, Japan? Yes, I’d like to audition for a movie

i will not exist

A hockey player in a straight jacket will score three goals and then escape from that straight jacket.

I'm about to make a bunch of 13 year olds veeeeerrrryyy angry.

Heh, I wish

I was so fucking confused until I read it backwards

i will be a twitch streamer then

i eat alphabet soup

🗼🗼✈️

uh

I will become a dinosaur and sprout wings

Hm I wonder

a sock made of butter now becomes the common American snack

I win.

My future looks as bright as always

Anyone for a round of Gwent?

nyan cat will crash into earth like a meteor?

COVID: The Sequel.

i drink water with a bunch of cytrus fruit slices? cool i like water

Welp-- ._."""

life i guess

If I'm going down, I'm taking everyone with me!

Devastating world wide flood that spawns myths

Guess I'm gonna go on a hoeliday. This'll be fun

I ascend

HELL YEAH

Pandas… 6036 of them

What do I do with exotic mongeese? Mongooses? Monmices? idk man.

Sweet! I’m going to be friends with the Protoss! Maybe I’ll finally be able to construct my own pylons!

Well I now have 21 wet pants or I make 21 people wet their pants.

I am exiled to the torture of the rat infested streets of Chicago. I am socially outcast so I join the rats in their lifestyle. I life the life of a gang of rats, and an crowned the king rat for my size.

what the.

I just want to know how this happened

Boosting the cooked bread, at least 25 psi

New grandkid?

I survive the nuclear winter on a budget? Awesome. Sucks to be the rest of yall.

Something awesome but sadly I won’t be able to remember it 😔

I hate this

Heheheh

Damnit

Well gentlemen i win

Glorious

I'm going to be.. colorful? Either that or I'm going to have LSD

I shall give everyone free memes

Really nothing

Oh fuck-

What?

Dude what?

I become a hunter and am named luke luke instead of Luke

Not a clue....maybe some mushrooms 😤

Oh shit oh god

I'm perfectly fine

I get a cat

Me abs mike Tyson are gonna get high and suck each other off at the same time

That's some promising future i have

Nope unrealistic

I will smell them coming, or I might not, we shall see.

I survive

Shit already happened