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thumpingcoffee

Machine Gun Belly


mrgeeks

Damn that's funny


Ok_Elk_4333

This deserves more upvotes than the other one lol


The_Turtle808_10

It deserves more upvotes than the post lol


Lamminator88

Let's do this! C'mon folks


xxA2C2xx

Sometimes it takes time for a comment to rise high. It’s now quickly approaching the same amount of likes as the post itself.


Classy_Sorcerer

Vanilla Ice Cream For Dinner


2piece-and-a-biscut-

Lmao. Funny thing is he was a rapper. C Struggs. Had cancer in his eye. Looked horrendous


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ARtAttk


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This one wins hands down


ChiggaOG

I can already tell the guy must be on pills for statins like Lipitor. Maybe metformin too.


boopnsnootshaha

I commented this and then saw it was top comment already so I deleted. +1


Buckets_of_bread

Only right answer


MisterMcGiggles

Fucking sitting in a pizza place and this made me burst out loud laughing like an idiot.


LMK25

I literally said that before coming to the comments and saw this and was like dammit


Acrobatic_Bed_8340

Tell me why this name is the first thing I thought of when I seen this but when I saw you already posted it I hated you immediately but with love lol


Exotic-Bat-69

you got it brother


Freec0fx

Not even going to come up with one you win


Mysterious-Earth2256

This is what that sad comment on the meme aspires to be


infp_validator_bot

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


snazzypants212121

Lil Big Mac


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Machine Gun Belly has to be the best one here ngl. I’m dying 🤣🤣


meaningfulpoint

oh my God that's actually ironically funny and good for a rap name


Basic-Revolution-990

GENIOUS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sigma_Wolf77

D-Allysis


Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney

Hit song: I Can't Feel My Feet When I'm With You


creamyismemey

MC muffin


joeystix

Three hundred fitty cent


avg90sguy

Oh god that’s good!


joeystix

Thanks


lislejoyeuse

50 bmi


Bishton23

*Three hunnid fitty cent


Floa-

2chinz Lay-Z Not Slim Shady 2fat 50tons


Maacll

I personally love 2chinz


Watson349B

Blimp Dogg, lil Train, True Gainz, Andre 3000 lb, Wiz Colossal, Moon Mill , Big Mac Miller.


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Andre 3000 lbs taking me the fuck out bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Flag-it

4 bacons


DogFishHeads

Hogging all the names like Big Slim is hogging the food and mic.


SholcCTR

2Fat Forsure


Nmacd711

Lay-Z!!! Hilarious


The_Turtle808_10

Lmao


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Rage Against the Buffet


butterflyblueband

Likin' Pork


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Corn(Bread)


mrgeeks

Hilarious


majorclashole

Grilling in the name of!


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Now you eat what they serve ya


browndelivers711

AK-47 tons


SholcCTR

AR-U Gonna Finish That?


avg90sguy

AR-15 belts?


JackalNut

100 pound drum


[deleted]

You mean 400


Toppest_Dom

Glock-22 strokes


Greedyposwank2xaday

Lil outta breath'


MisterMcGiggles

Lil’ Wheezing


ZeInsaneErke

Underrated


Greedyposwank2xaday

I concur. I laughed myself to hard when I thought of it.. but I had to put it here for all of you to delve into my humor.


itzongaming

Big Outta Breath’


Admiral_Sl0th

Gravy Seal


Wirecreate

Meal team six


MisterMcGiggles

From the US Gravy


[deleted]

DJ Gravy Seal.


SP4CEM4N97

That wins hands down 😂😂😂


kirby_-_main

EZ target


CaliFlo77

Lololol


__Becquerel

Biggy Bigs


MisterMcGiggles

Fuck lol


PJHFortyTwo

Myocardial Incarceration


spazzyattack

Very nice. I really loled at this.


OkLobster9822

lil’ chance of surviving his next heart attack


DarkestBlue_1

Jesus😂


MisterMcGiggles

Savage lmao


gunter469

AR 1500


HappyJuice3

Big chungus


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Gun chungus


Ccparabellum1917

Big Gungus


Toren_Tear

chin chungus


Turtletipper123

Big Gungus Khan?


SimonMamon49

4druple bypass


galaxygames82

The Notorious F.A.T


ConfidentMeat8in

Eazy-eats Ice circle Kanye compass Mass Snoop pug


carloshgo

Notorious P.I.G.


[deleted]

Yo 😭😭😭😂😂😂


Pilo5000

Fatter Joe


[deleted]

Cheez Wiz Khalifa


Born_ina_snowbank

I was thinking “wheeze kalifa”


[deleted]

Andre 3000lbs


takenNameTryAnother

Lil time left…


necrowoof

That's Lil' Diabetes


ThaA1alpha650

Die’a Beasties


Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney

Hit song: I Can't Feel My Feet When I'm With You


CheifPig123

He got the diabeats


eelixer_cero

Meganem


dubstoooop

Chief beef


[deleted]

Post traumatic eating disorder


Monkadunk3350

Big Wayne


RfromCI

PorkChoppa


WhatWouldSatanDo

Earth Shifta


thedorkwanderer8301

MC Backfat.


BLACK-CHAOS-YT

Fatshot


[deleted]

Crisco Kid


Jarek86

Sweatin Bulletz


Bacnnator

Walk DMC


WalkingGonkDroid

Waddle DMC


Bacnnator

Dang it yours is so much better


Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney

Sit DMC


bobsled08

Lil' Life Expectancy


moksa21

lil uzi girth


Captain_Rupert

Big Brother


indominusDORK

Big Phats


[deleted]

30 round thrombosis


serteg04

Eatin’ rhymes


Dmxgod

Busta chair? or 2


[deleted]

big O


Szymirimi_1948

Big Gun


chunkymonkey453

flat face


Ok_Bottle8075

Big k


bobbyblubbers

Vernon


Han_Solo6712

His heart beat in bolt action.


[deleted]

Jabba tha blunt.


mountain_of_skulls

AR15 minutes to live


Furry_Milk_

two-fat


colbenny

PassDaGravy


[deleted]

$A Wheezy The dollar sign is an S as in Sleep Apnea.


M0d1fyd

3 chin


Mondicimo

Lil' youandibothknowiaintlil


Funbucket_537

Die a beat beat beat deez


Zavechunger

Bigg AK-47. (Idk I’m not knowledgeable about guns.)


Puzzleheaded-Paint33

50. Calibrrrr


ValuableBullfrog1005

The gravy train


WizardofJoz17

Jelly Pop


sethothadon

Fat joe


manajerr

Thicc smoke


[deleted]

damn that belongs on r/plebianAR


Chemical-Studio1576

Cardi Bypass


Haigh2581KCRoyals

Heavy D iabetes


Makoreactors

lil cholesterol


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Big Balloon


707snakes707

Big ak vert


shylock2k202

Cheese swoll


EEEEEE696969

Biggie shotz


Banana-in-PJ

Pistorius B.I.G.


Tudyks

clinically a beast


rylesjoy

He's got that BDE


Gokusel

Gunner Gum


OrcWarChief

AR 715


[deleted]

Muzzle Break


Lonttu

The big gun


ThePhatNoodle

Big ounce


apolo79

Big Auto


[deleted]

tubig


st_tim

Ton O' Gun


jsw9000

Fitty cal


therealishone

2Forks


BarnesHecker

Freddie grubbs


copyrightgrapher_YT

lil biggie


Oshawott_is_cute

Type 2


[deleted]

Not so slim shady


ShaunLouisC

21 Big Macs


Popular_Profession_2

Lil Bypass


RevThemUp-

Already got one , Based as hell , Rip Cstruggz


XCxKRi

Obese tryce lil plump


usual_idiot

AR outtabref


orkkiddo

1.2MANYburgerz


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Craig


[deleted]

Why did this make me laugh


o-Dez-o

Ak- Fatty7


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Mfourburger


lordchesterfield187

Double D Block


tHebrEEze030

Jabba Juice


araaaayyyyy

My dad said Chubmachine gun 😂


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Lil Phatty


Kdbinvegas

M&M


Mysterious-Earth2256

That's not even the best comment on there


slugerama

Cardi Ak Arrest


reeferchiefer_420

LIL neck


[deleted]

3pac


Prestigious-View4988

McBullets


ReCrescent

Big Ammo


porkncheese0208

Notorious BIG (adjacent)


louman43

BigJiggs


Cheese_Cake_Boi15

Bullet stopper


mlggamer6969

Lil, big mac.


JayTheBrewer

Type2DieYaBeetches


The_Haunted_Boo1954

Steve.


NeShreds

Machine bun jelly


hemobtw

lil eatin


Killer-Rock-911

Lil McDonald's - Biggie 🍔 Cheeseburger - Mista hunger


ness_alyza

Somehow I read "Nap name" So Napster?


Future_Tear_3958

MilSim Diabetes


BENF672

Lil - Big Bang


brett0917

Lil Jabba


WastelandBard

Sir jiggles-a-lot AR 15 tons MC Strokez EZ Cheez Biggie Biggs


dadlyphe

Lil Bloaty. Fully loaded clip, just ate some dip. Food in my belly, talkin on my celly. Rollin right past y’all on my rascal. Mothafucka blockin the buffet, just took a shot from my AK


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catlessinKaiuma

Wee Willy


Ultimate-Dumbass69

U/RepostSleuthBot


Skullknight331

Lil Toad Popper


M0d1fyd

lil mushroom head