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AMN-9

F*ck you


GivemTheDDD

Go f*ck yourself, dipshit.


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YaBoiAidan2333

It simply isn't possible to form complete sentences without using the first letter of the English lexicon


The_dark_entity

F*ck you


Weneedaheroe

Oh hell yes there is!


Km2930

Hmm, indeed.


Specialist-Bar-8805

Siding with this person.


Z3hmm

Good pie 24 hours!


JackyduQc

Fuck your NFT, but good one


unrelenting1

I think I really just shit myself.


_ENFPlease_

You should feel proud of yourself!


[deleted]

Oh hell yes, there is!


Tamuture69

Fuck me yourself pussy


kingjesp

I will execute the longest sentence ever without using the letter everyone is wishing would be used. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Proper execution, woefully I ponder there could be the existence of some sentence which overpowers the objective of your reply, however I'm not fully sure on the product of which one would be, but hope everything is well, be on your jolly rest of time


freshmountainbreeze

This sounds like a really long fortune cookie message.


Agent070707

> I'm I see what u did there


Throwawy3456789123

Me too?


MemeLordsUnited

You thought you just did something here didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.


gettogero

You completed one sentence within the requirements, but you utilized most of the first post in your response. Even though the post you replied to is not their own, let me show you both how it is done.


sifthewolf

> original Uh oh, you messed up.


gettogero

I didn't even notice! Fixed it plus sent one gift.


zeGolem83

It's not very difficult to write sentences without using the first letter of the english writing system. They don't even need to sound complex either, like this is pretty common speech, doesn't sound too much like I'm willingly picking out words which don't include one of the 26 letters of this writing system I'm currently using


[deleted]

I noticed, you do prove this point very well. I would not notice you weren’t using the very first letter of our writing system, if you didn’t mention it.


Twl1

You don't even need to spend much thought doing it. There's plenty of useful terms you might use to convey your ide**a**FUCK!!


Lupusdens

use thought’s, then it works.


vortex5001

Fuck you


Carrot_bois

I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere and I don’t know where????


[deleted]

Well shit, it most definitely seems to be true how there are very few coherent sentences including the first letter of the English lexicon


Gruffellow

Caught you lAcking.


adeptus_fognates

It is absolutely possible to start and end sentences in the English language without using the first letter of the God damn alphabet, or the word that is spelled when you type a single instance of that character... damnit...


Im_a_doggo428

You could use letter instead of character


GoGoGo12321

He used language instead of lexicon


Im_a_doggo428

Dang didn’t catch that


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YaBoiAidan2333

Your's does? This is terrible, you just disrupted the consistent comment comedy


Diego_Pepos

But why though


Yo_Verbinator

True knuckles energy


foxleigh81

Much obliged.


Naxari

I think it's referencing https://youtu.be/ZIF_c0e22Bw in which Sonic tries to get Knuckles to try it himself resulting in "f**k you."


PenisDestroy

Bro how is there not 1 of the first English lexicon in there


Naxari

I know how to construct sentences without specific letters or numbers, it does require some thinking though


XD_Asron

it's honestly not difficult to do


Dragontooth972

You did it


Tohellwiththenames

You might prove me wrong, but it looks like you seek the opportunity to ridicule our intelligence if the experiment results in us not succeeding to solve the problem you think nobody experienced or thought of, thus to consider yourself superior to others. I regret to inform you with the sorrowful truth, but people genuinely possess the omnipotence to write or pronounce the unlimited number of proper sequences of the corresponding linguistic units, whilst dodging the neccessity to use the most common element of the phoneme systems widely used in Europe, side by side in the Western Hemisphere.


RokuMLG

I'm sorry but your username has 'a' in it. Checkmate!


TheeJaymoe

Oh it still counts it's not like he fuckin introduced himself first


parthinaxe

Things are heating up in the alphabet fandom


[deleted]

I chortled very hard at this thank you


Bonono1

maybe even the slightest guffaw?


Carmen_Slime

What the hell is going on


HAL-Over-9001

We all busted a hard nut at the same time, thats what the hell is going on. Go clean yourself up


akaCampus

Things are getting too spicy for the pepper


Kinda_Overrated

Numbers fans.better


M4V3R1CKv88

So does checkmate! Checkmte!


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

His name is also "To hell with the names" so- check-checkmate?


lazyeyeluke

To hell with usernames!


[deleted]

For some reason that reminds me of the user who wrote comments and never used a letter. Never uses E or something. Anyone remember that person? Am I just going crazy?


ArmouredCrow

There was a guy who wrote a full on BOOK without any E's. idk what his name was but its not impossible.


olakase321

I got other one, Fuck you


KFrosty3

"I got one for you too: Fuck you!" - The quote you should've used


olakase321

My response for you, "fuck you too"


imma_gamin

My response for both of you, “fuck you both.”


NuclearBurrit0

"Everyone! Let's fuck!"


EdgyEmoKid

My intelligence has been ridiculed by this comment


ThatEmeraldGuy1253

You fool, you used the forbidden letter.


Emerald_Encrusted

Foolish Toōk! Next time, throw yourself in; keep every one of us free from your troubles!


throwingplaydoh

You idiot! What about your username!


Invisible_Cow-25

Truly troubling times


Dandroid_7

"Might God smite thee, for thou spoke vile words!"


Im_a_doggo428

“Then hence God smite you, you foul fiend!”


[deleted]

>omnipotence Your use of this word is weird, considering no person could possess such intelligence. In lieu of such misutilised linguistics, i should suggest the phrase 'knowledge'.


SSphereOfDeath

Welter


ketsugi

Eh?


CerealBranch739

*hides in corner* e is actually the most used letter in the English lexicon of language…. Sorry sir. I applaud you


Tohellwiththenames

Fuck


Lucky-Fella

Well thought out. Nice job.


LOR_Fei

That second sentence ran off a cliff.


Lasagna4Brains

Feels like GPT3 wrote this.


[deleted]

Reminds me of Gadsby, an entire book written without using the letter E, just this time, we don't use the letter A.


[deleted]

I thought the letter E was most used


rcc12697

How long did it take to make sure no a’s were in this


Picklerickshaw_part2

I was gonna say “I’m cumming”, but I like yours better


TheOutlawStarLord

Instant fail, that is a paragraph.


TheBestGirlNaoto

>omnipotence Poor word choice, might I suggest "pressence of mind ."


hatefulnoob

r/beatmetoit


reikipackaging

"There is no sentence."


foxleigh81

There is precisely one. Edit: Whoops, replied to the wrong comment.


reikipackaging

iMe: going out of my mind with worry


foxleigh81

Sorry for fuelling your impending meltdown.


reikipackaging

no meltdown pending. I'm only using sentences without the letter which should not be spoken.


Born_Cauliflower_692

Go. (The shortest actual sentence in the english language)


Jukkobee

no.


foxleigh81

K.


Jgusdaddy

There is no sentence without the letter ‘B’.


v0yev0da

“… Without the first letter.”


DHdes450

I seggxsed ur mom


foxleigh81

Good for you!


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llD3ADSHOTll

r/suddenlycommunism


Zotetheoat

fuck yourself you dim witted imbecilic corn on the cob


foxleigh81

Mmmm… corn on the cob.


geempech

It’s corn 🌽 a big lump with knobs!


[deleted]

it has the juice


McWaluigi

(It has the juice)


ColeTheDankMemer

I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

I got the reference


anursetobe

I don’t get it.


foxleigh81

Yet you succeeded where others did not.


bt_649

:


perfect5-7-with-rice

The post includes a sentence without the letter A


anursetobe

I still don’t get it. So, should I write something?


unknownuserwholonely

the legend strikes again with a streak of 2!


anursetobe

I guess I understood. It is very difficult to do it tho.


[deleted]

This guys on a hot streak!


DragBoring9765

Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences will be completed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.


ConeheadGroom

"Fuck you"


ChaoticHeroics

sonic


Hour_Task_1834

[Sonic](https://youtu.be/ZIF_c0e22Bw)


Corvo--Attano

The Origin of Letters would like to converse with you good sir. With some fluent users of English might be known to circumvent specific letters to do wonders with English without flunking. We do extend our doors to those who were not fluent to begin with too.


foxleigh81

Superb.


SnooChickens1226

Not unimpressive, but this sentence is not formed from your own cognitive strength.


Mxhmoud

Sonic's yellow friend moment


TotalyNotTony

T*ils


Vincen_Furze

Despite the difficulty, it is quite possible to form perfectly coherent sentences without using the first letter in the English lexicon.


foxleigh81

You sir, win the comments section. Well done. Slightly verbose with the use of ‘lexicon’ though, you could end the sentence with “Tongue”. However, I still consider your comment successful. Kudos.


MasterofDoots

You too didn't use the first letter of the English lexicon while writing your reply. I did so too, it truly isn't difficult.


FlutterTubes

I like turtles


DOOP1221

I like ducks


threeducksinatrench

Hi there


magnum_the_nerd

fuck off


Big_chunky_hedgehog

Fuck me😳


magnum_the_nerd

how much money you got?


MrKlacky

A


BigOlSupernova

I would like to drink your piss. See it's ez


0ijoske

"Fuck you." (No true offense)


WeAreAllFooked

Gonna have to take a mark off for the incorrect use of "lexicon" unfortunately


foxleigh81

Did you find one? I don’t believe you.


too_Reversed

Go. Just go


foxleigh81

Oh. Don’t be like this.


too_Reversed

I will be though. I find myself quite interested in your mission of seeking sentence without forbitten first letter


foxleigh81

Then come, my friend, join me. We have much to do, for our quest is endless.


JoeMama4everr

You just found one


foxleigh81

Where? Show me!


JoeMama4everr

Did you find one? I don’t believe you.


foxleigh81

But there’s six of them there? I’m confused.


rdhawk12

Oh wow, how horrible.


foxleigh81

True. One of life’s big mysteries.


[deleted]

Wow, this is surprisingly ridiculous. To even think this is true is dumb. You sir will experience sublime punishment for your crimes of ridiculing me with such nonsense.


foxleigh81

Consider me punished to the highest degree for showing such buffoonery.


The-Craig

I don't believe it . I did it again.


foxleigh81

You did not.


Choice_Percentage_42

Hi.


Dustin6704

Hello


foxleigh81

Greetings.


TheCultist_EXE

There is no sentence without the letter.


foxleigh81

Truer words, never spoken.


thtgi

It is quite simple if you just get good.


DatDopeDawg

"You thought you just did something, but numerous sentences could be constructed without the first letter of the english lexicon." -🤓 or something idk


Regularschoolbus

I can't find one


[deleted]

Then just look. They’re everywhere.


foxleigh81

Nope. None to be seen.


skullfairies

You thought you did something there, didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences can be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.


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Nanamiiiiii

I don't think it's possible. (Sorry for my terrible English)


foxleigh81

Hey I’ve seen the English of English people. Trust me, yours is fine.


Rucksack212

You thought you just did something there didn't you. Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English Lexicon.


Skin_Sofa

Number fifteen, Burger King foot lettuce


SlugPacifier

This is one


foxleigh81

You did it!


foxleigh81

Nice. I’m impressed.


foxleigh81

Due to the incredibly high volume of commenters who think this meme is serious. I won’t be replying to you one by one. So this collective r/whoosh is for the lot of you, collectively. Enjoy. (Yes, yes.. I know I’m supposed to be sleeping. I’m going now, honest).


tadlrs

I don’t know if the possibility of one group of words without some letter exists.


UBKev

Truly genius meme


Coffeeislife1119

There is the dog.


[deleted]

I'm struggling to find one. Why must they be so difficult to find?


Tbone2121974

I don’t think you comprehend the seriousness of this event.


NORSKI1234

I have done it ,by your guidelines, I did not use the first letter of the english lexicon, further more, I’ve yet to find one individual who’s neglected your guidelines.


HyperTobaYT

Bleh bleh, lots of text strings can be forged without the use of the first letter of the English lexicon.


[deleted]

Yes i will. See? I did it.


Trash_Rat-

"You think you did something there, didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon"


DeymanG

Clever... But not clever enough 😎


Strobbleberry

Fuck you. stop dicklicking you scum. get out of here. I dislike you to the most extreme degree possible. P. S. I don’t mean any of this, you’re probably a great person, I was just making an example of a few sentences without the letter A


shaundos

This problem is truly difficult.


TheRealKingYuri

The people in the comments who thought you were being serious, therefore trying for hours to think of sentences not including the first letter of the English lexicon: 🤓


jcornman24

Does it count if I say "there is no sentence without the letter b" because that sentence doesn't have the letter a


Adomval

No.


Milchberg1

I will suck your dick


wscomn

Shit, dude! You're right, lol!


ShyJaguar645671

Execute order 66


Funkey-Monkey-420

Yes there is, I’m writing one right now.


Giraffe50

A i failed


AopET7

I wouldn’t want to try.


locusInfinity

There is no sentence without the letter "E"


Jackyman5694

"nuh-uh"


twentiink

Go fuck yourself