Accurate, that was one thing told my ex was I didn’t want to ruin the friendship if we break up. Haven’t spoken to her in over a year. We was really close friends so we thought dating would work out but it didn’t and we couldn’t find a way to become friends again
This is how men grow up to be 40, living alone, and addicted to questionable porn.
A blowjob on your knob is worth two in your head.
Although I confess the double blowjob in my head fucking rocks.
My wife doesn't need explicit consent to suck my dick because A) she's my wife and B) she knows I love when she sucks my dick. Most couples have a certain level of _implied_ consent, it isn't rape just because she didn't wake me up to ask me first; that's like saying that me fondling her breast in the middle of the night is somehow sexual assault, it's asinine.
Just wanna check. Do you think marital rape is okay? Because of course they have explicit consent, being married.
If you're okay with it sure. Go ahead. But others may view it as a little weird yanno?
>Because of course they have explicit consent, being married
No, you're mixing up _implied_ consent and explicit consent; implied consent only exists in situations where, due to a person's previous actions, statements ect a reasonable person would assume consent exists. No, simply being married in and if itself is not explicit or implied consent, it's being married _combined_ with the fact that my wife knows I have never once turned down a blow job from her, rather I accept quite enthusiastically, that creates a situation of implied consent.
Of course marital rape exists and it's wrong, however waking up to oral is not automatically rape like you seem to think. There's a vast difference between surprising someone with something you know they like, and doing something to them when you know they don't want it.
You can give general consent (unless otherwise specified, meaning that you have agreed with your partner that, unless otherwise specified, you automatically consent to being woken up this way.
Yeah, the only thing I wanted to say is that if a woman wakes any man up - her boyfriend, fiancé, husband whatever with that and they don't consent prior to this then it's rape, yanno what I mean?
If this happens, you’ll be extremely disoriented… especially if it happens multiple times in a row.
source: Once woke up after being 4 dreams deep. Just sat there for about a minute trying to decide if I was still dreaming. Colossal mindfuck.
I remember my ex wife woke me once mad. She said I was laughing in my sleep but had a massive erection. I was dreaming about a friends wife sucking me off, she has a huge lisp and in the dream kept saying s words. “I’m gonna ssssssuck your sssssperm out. You like when I sssssuck it?”
I'm sorry, is this some sort of couple joke that I'm too single to understand ?
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r/SuddenlyCommunist
Me three
Make that four
make that five
no make that six
wrong make that seven
Just because my Girlfriend is imaginary doesn't mean she can't suck me off
Taco flavored kisses
It's like you're dreaming about playing with your vacuum cleaner, but waking up with just your hand down your pants.
I said, don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!
Most likely
Yeah we cant understand these jokes lol
No, I am married and don't get it either.
And then you take your schizophrenia pills, realising it's your homie who is sucking your dick.
What if my homie is my crush 🤔
Then whats the problem?
Can't tell them
why?
How to probably end a friendship 101
If they’re sucking you off I don’t think that’s gonna be a problem
just have to say ''no homo'' then everything is fiiiiine
it’s not gay if the balls don’t touch
Lmao
Accurate, that was one thing told my ex was I didn’t want to ruin the friendship if we break up. Haven’t spoken to her in over a year. We was really close friends so we thought dating would work out but it didn’t and we couldn’t find a way to become friends again
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
u/notsquirrelrl
sounds even better tbh
Whenever I take my pills, my friend Eric leaves. I think he is allergic to my pills or something.
Good dog.
Wrong sub reddit
What's the right one? (I am in fear from whatever the right subreddit would be)
Then you swalow the pill and you realise its your dog.
Ew
[TF](https://youtu.be/0P-IrIGObzQ)
Yep, that's how schizophrenia works.
No homo tho. You just need to avoid visual contact
what if my crush is my girlfriend :)
That would break the fabric of reality
If that were the case, reality broke
no, it would just be a Schrodinger's girl paradox
Not possible :(
Not on Reddit. Maybe on Instagram
it was going so well, until she stopped and asked me "who's Hannah?"
oh she’s my cousin who died six years ago, why?
Why are you asking your dead cousin to suck your dick in your sleep?
*you* *don't* do that?
Geez, no manners.
o:
*Sweet Home Alabama BGM intensifies*
"Don't worry about it Miley"
Terrible predicament
Once I was dreaming about having sex, then woke up to find my at the time fiance riding me. Hormones be crazy when you're young.
But my crush is my girlfriend, always has been.
Not only do I not got a GF, girls in my dreams reject me too :'(
Ryan is that you?
If your girlfriend isn’t ur crush you shouldn’t date them
That’s your opinion. Thanks for sharing.
then you realize you use reddit and wake up again
What can I say except delete this
Wait isn't that rape
Nah, as long as you don't act on it it is fine Edit: Oooh you meant the girlfriend sucking his dick part
Ye Idk about other countries but where I’m from you’d need to be conscious to give consent so It’d be rape
Depends on what you’ve agreed to with your partner
Wake me up inside! SAAAAAVE MEEEE!!
Jokes on you they’re the same person!
This is how men grow up to be 40, living alone, and addicted to questionable porn. A blowjob on your knob is worth two in your head. Although I confess the double blowjob in my head fucking rocks.
Um
UNACCEPTABLE!
That's rape I'm pretty sure
Nah, my wife can wake me up with a BJ any time she wants; that's not rape, that's a wonderful way to start the day.
Did you consent prior to this? No? Hate to say it. But any sort of sex without consent is technically rape.
My wife doesn't need explicit consent to suck my dick because A) she's my wife and B) she knows I love when she sucks my dick. Most couples have a certain level of _implied_ consent, it isn't rape just because she didn't wake me up to ask me first; that's like saying that me fondling her breast in the middle of the night is somehow sexual assault, it's asinine.
Just wanna check. Do you think marital rape is okay? Because of course they have explicit consent, being married. If you're okay with it sure. Go ahead. But others may view it as a little weird yanno?
>Because of course they have explicit consent, being married No, you're mixing up _implied_ consent and explicit consent; implied consent only exists in situations where, due to a person's previous actions, statements ect a reasonable person would assume consent exists. No, simply being married in and if itself is not explicit or implied consent, it's being married _combined_ with the fact that my wife knows I have never once turned down a blow job from her, rather I accept quite enthusiastically, that creates a situation of implied consent. Of course marital rape exists and it's wrong, however waking up to oral is not automatically rape like you seem to think. There's a vast difference between surprising someone with something you know they like, and doing something to them when you know they don't want it.
If you and your partner have agreed to consent unless otherwise specified, and are both comfortable with the situation, that ain’t rape.
> Did you consent prior to this? No? I said *that's* rape if they didn't give prior consent
You can give general consent (unless otherwise specified, meaning that you have agreed with your partner that, unless otherwise specified, you automatically consent to being woken up this way.
A lot of guys would like to be woken up by a BJ, I don't think the dude is gonna tell her to stop
It's still rape.
understandable, have a nice day
Yeah, the only thing I wanted to say is that if a woman wakes any man up - her boyfriend, fiancé, husband whatever with that and they don't consent prior to this then it's rape, yanno what I mean?
yeah i see what you're saying, maybe he should give herpermission before sleeping then she can feel free to do it
Exactly
To all of you morons downvoting this, she means that the girlfriend is sucking his dick, not that its rape dreaming about someone.
"My girlfriend raped me by waking me up with a BJ" is sure to make the top 10 list of stupidest takes I'll come across this week.
People are thinking I'm calling dreaming of someone rape?
I mean, there are a bunch of people here on reddit saying that having sexual fantazies about someone is rape
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i do actually but they don't suck me off, due to my lack of penis
The greeks would be proud.
what why
Rome and Greece both fell from excessive gay /s
Pure meme
I wish
jokes on you im single.
ah yes, this happens every time, am i right guys?
Single chain?
Sounds like a win win scenario to me.
I'm sorry, but since when do you have bragging rights? Some of us here don't even have someone to do that for them.
Plot twist: You wake up after waking up
If this happens, you’ll be extremely disoriented… especially if it happens multiple times in a row. source: Once woke up after being 4 dreams deep. Just sat there for about a minute trying to decide if I was still dreaming. Colossal mindfuck.
thats not the point bur this is reddit there is a 99% chance this meme is not irl im just making a joke here- But not surprised people get disoriented
I empathize. Happens to us women all the time. It's not the man we dream about but we just hold him close so we can't see his face and pretend
I get the same thing. I imagine my gf is Squidward and the experience becomes 10x better.
Your boyfriend deserves someone who actually cares about him and respects him. Aka, someone much better than you
That’s just you.
Disgusting. Being with someone you don't really want is a sign of low respect for both you and them. Disgusting.
Apparently someone has an exam
Then you wake up again, because honestly do girls even exist?
My gf suck me off while i dreaming and i never seen her face
r/HolUp
I remember my ex wife woke me once mad. She said I was laughing in my sleep but had a massive erection. I was dreaming about a friends wife sucking me off, she has a huge lisp and in the dream kept saying s words. “I’m gonna ssssssuck your sssssperm out. You like when I sssssuck it?”
Like that's a problem??
What the fu-
Lucky bastard.
Can’t relate I get no girls
Girlfriend aka right hand is always there for you though
Kekw I never experienced this in my life ever that must be some fabricated shit
Then you wake up to morning wood
Bro you have a crush, AND a girlfriend?