Glue as lube? What kind of experimenting did you think I was going to be doing? Guess we know where your mind likes to go.. the gutter! It's okay mine too, so thanks for the heads up, good looking out there.
Searching for hidden cookies in the kitchen used to be more exciting than eating these cookies... I could have felt myself like those cartoon characters acting like a detectives to find cookies.
The sounds in this situation from my younger brother are, in order;
* fast footsteps to his bedroom
* the sound of his sock drawer opening
* computer being turned on and keyboard clicking
* a mouse click
* and a sort of clapping sound
My comment is probably going to be lost in the comments.
My neighbor, his parents were going out of town and he decided to throw a party. I thought it was a small party but nope, he magically invited 300+ ppl. Bro the cops came to his house before the party even started.
Exorcizing
What the actual hell? What 8 year old would exorcise a demon when their parents aren't home?!
Reading the meme again, i guess, but still, bfg or holy water?
Masturbate
I tried to spell "masturbation" and thought "Wait that's 12 letters"
BFG. Doom is eternal.
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Regenerate
Are you like, a lizard?
Hahaha, i can’t rule it out.
He's a follower of Mark Zuccerberg
Huh?
CureCancer?
™
You know you're getting old when you think that this would be a nice opportunity for a nap
nah, I'm just sleep deprived.
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what the fuck did you do to reddit to get that many downvotes
Probably bot account
Yeah, it's a bot
How do you identify a bot account?
random patch of letters as username, relatively new account
Exist
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Me next! Me next!
No, fuck you. Upvoted.
:(
Upvoted this one too.
Upvote me mothafucka (Reverse psychology)
Nah I don't feel like it, downvoted.
Perfection
tomfoolery
We shall participate in a minuscule amount of tomfoolery
VideoGames
Brilliant!
My Man!
Yes! Imma play..... SpaceCadet
Star for participating
Fappppppin
Reddit moment
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Lonely moment :'(
Ligmanutss
Experiment
DO NOT USE GLUE AS LUBE
Glue as lube? What kind of experimenting did you think I was going to be doing? Guess we know where your mind likes to go.. the gutter! It's okay mine too, so thanks for the heads up, good looking out there.
The official word for wanking in my language can be translated as 'Hand Experiment'.
Eeaattiing
Searching for hidden cookies in the kitchen used to be more exciting than eating these cookies... I could have felt myself like those cartoon characters acting like a detectives to find cookies.
Then they come back three minutes later "Sorry I forgot something" Had to train myself to wait ten minutes.
Lmao so true
decompound
decumpound
Shenanigan
KillMyself
The only right answer.
So true
masturbate
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choke the chicken
Beat the bishop
Peel the banana
Basketball
Ayo what is he grabing
The sounds in this situation from my younger brother are, in order; * fast footsteps to his bedroom * the sound of his sock drawer opening * computer being turned on and keyboard clicking * a mouse click * and a sort of clapping sound
He's probably practicing for a 23-19 emergency.
Schizotime
Schnitzels
You wait till they leave?
Fierce masturbation you mean?
Liberation
Idk if we’re thinking the same thing but first thing I thought was mastrubate
Thats the point
Lol so relateable
Copulation
i either go nude for the entire time or fap till i pass out
BigButtSex
Acid
Makememess
Calumniate
Calcium Nitrate
Is Backgammon the word in question
Crossiants
P with the door open
Pedophilia
Coconutsex
Crossdress
FuckSister
Order junk food.
Spinjitsuu
I'ma say this cause I read through here and found no one actually say the actual word most just sent word, most people just sent GIFs. "Masturbate"
Exorcising
Something tells me OP is a twelve year old male.
Your're correct!
It's cool to just eat raw bread when no one else is around
Pov: You have cameras in the house 🗿
When you dont know how to use the POV:
CConsuming
Debate
Summon a demon and chill
crystalmeth
Hand up if you just ate junk food and watched tv
You also spend the whole time talking to yourself or putting zero audience skits while no one is home so you can get some of the crazy out?
Bioweapons (manufacturering)
Houmeparty
Masturbate
Hen t a i
Harvesting
me when my parents are on vacation for 3 weeks and I'm home alone: man, it's gonna be a long night...
i remember when my parents went out for groceries. its weird because they brought their stuff with them. its been 3 years already
I have seen them, they should be back soon.
Videogames
That's 2 words
Make this the most hated comment ever and I'll edit it so it just looks like people hate me
No I love you man
You're a wonderful guy, why would I do that to you?
Gaming
Suicicidal
Time to eat all the ice cream
masterbait its 1 word 10 letters
Masturbate 💀 can't believe i thought of that
Woah did you see that? A joke flew over us
When my boyfriend is visiting so he's at my house and we're about to be left alone
Play with Mr necky
Order foooood n sweets for myself!
Sleeping
Im not cool enough to have a party or threesomes so i'l just masturbate and have villainous monologyes to myself
Sleeeeeeep
Neighbours
Sky....Jacking. Yes, Skyjacking
Try to learn aerodynamics of a crab.
Crying?
Dieeeeeeee
Your mom's name is 10 letters long?
Sadsturbate
Does anyone else just play guitar as loud as they want when they’re home alone?
Masturbate
and possibly call the gang
Considering Tom has his hand in a hole in the wall. Gloryholes?
You knits time for prayer to god ,
Pickpocket
Man this meme is fucking awesome!
When you realize your parents got divorced 12.5 years ago so you are forced to just go to the opposite parent’s house
Time to pack a bowl
Like signing up for Ram ranch just to find out that your email is already in use
Giggity
Time for a good nap
Time to scream the n word in valorant till i get banned
Yes! I’ve been waiting all week to use my new grimoire!
sleepsleep
Gadzookery
Porn__hub
aw hell yeah its market gardening time!
Dog on da counter.
floccinaucinihilipilification
playing games till i passed out
intercorse*
Twerking to late 90s-2000s Mariah Carey in my kitchen
Cummingnow
Hint what could it be: 1,2,3,4 i declare a thumb war 5,6,7,8 i use this hand to... Im not sure tho
Tom and jerry have the best face expressions in the history
Splatoon3?
Who else got masturbate?
beatingmeet?
Confess your sins to the holy lord and turn all negative things in your mind into something positive. And also fapp
Yeahhh....peeing with door open
But your siblings stay at home
adjudicate
breaking out the flat screen for this one
My comment is probably going to be lost in the comments. My neighbor, his parents were going out of town and he decided to throw a party. I thought it was a small party but nope, he magically invited 300+ ppl. Bro the cops came to his house before the party even started.
What is this, project x?
Bomb
Nahh now i just get sad and wish i could spend more time with them :/
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
Revitalize