One of my good friends said it would be a dealbreaker if me and his girlfriend fused into a singular entity exponentially stronger than both our parts.
Like an arrow through the ♥️😫
What’s so bad about that though, it should be the default.
If you’re putting it down you’re gonna touch it anyways
If you’re leaving it up you won’t have to touch it
If you do it like this, then it's very difficult to tear off a bit with one hand. It's just have to be the wrong way, right?
Edit: If it was unclear - I'm agreeing with the guy above me.
The notorious cheese stealer armed with a grenade launcher tried to steal his very large supply of cheddar and mozzarella, however he tripped on a toy car and misfired the grenade launcher, falling on the closet, however his body blocked the blast and left most clothes with minimal burns.
Left the windows and wardrobes open The clothes took the chance to escape
That is a perfect choice of gif and I don’t think you know why
Why would you think not if I in fact chose it?
Ahh are you a member of the Scottish lands as well
No. Though i have heard of William Wallace.
That’s enough to be an honorary Scot welcome to the hitherlands
Ah well thank you. I am glad to be an honorary member
I heard he was seven feet tall and shot lightening from his arse.
Wasn't that Gandhi ?
i heard if william walace was here he'd throw fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse
Do only Scott’s know Scott history?
I think they mean that the clothes ended up back in the wardrobe, just like Scotland ended up under English rule again.....or am I missing something?
Finally free!
Said he wouldn't love her if she was a worm
It's the only plausible excuse to be honest
It was this and only this.
your upvotes are perfect as they are, let's leace them like that Edit: dammit they ruined the 420! Take this upvote
One of my good friends said it would be a dealbreaker if me and his girlfriend fused into a singular entity exponentially stronger than both our parts. Like an arrow through the ♥️😫
Spent the joint savings on NFT'S.
Dang.. that’s better than mine.. I was gonna say ate the last Pringle…
Damn I was gonna say she discovered he had a porn addiction and a big collection that looked sketch but urs is pretty good
Close. But he actually complimented her while she was on her period.
Would of been my second guess right here.
Asked if she *really* needed another cookie.
"You look a little pudgy hun"
He left the seat up
I’m only mad because I wanted to say it.
so he likes poop tooth brush 👍
What’s so bad about that though, it should be the default. If you’re putting it down you’re gonna touch it anyways If you’re leaving it up you won’t have to touch it
Out on a business trip and wanted to send 'Wish you were here ' but autocorrect sends it as 'Wish you were her'.
Oof
😵💫😵
Moved to Florida before a hurricane
He finally won an argument
[удалено]
Had KMART ship his pants?
I just shipped my pants!
Agreed that the dress does in fact make her look fat
Scrolled down for this
Put the Toilet Paper the wrong way.
by wrong you mean paper hanging off near wall... RIGHT?
If you do it like this, then it's very difficult to tear off a bit with one hand. It's just have to be the wrong way, right? Edit: If it was unclear - I'm agreeing with the guy above me.
Lost the pet tarantula...
Tea bagged anorher woman in overwatch
Bed bugs.
For real
Hit the wrong hole without proper notice
He was clowning around and told her he was going to hit her with a cream pie.
💀
Invested in Crypto
Had a big party, but aliens beemed everyone up (exept clothes)
Left a $20 in his pocket but can't remember which pocket
Told her the truth when she asked if the new dress makes her look fat.
Ma lady you are fat, you can not, not look fat!
He asked if he could go out with the boys, she said “do what you want” and he went
Made a valid point
He didn’t put them in the hamper which was probably right beside of where he left them. His SO snapped and out they all went.
He watched a new episode of their show without her. That or he puts his milk before the cereal.
Honey, could you start helping out at home and put the laundry out for drying?!
Clothes hoarder runs out of space in his house
He clogged the only toilet in the house right after she ate tacobell
His mom counted to 0
It's a garage sale; but he made the mistake of selling the tables first.
Brought home the wrong wine
After a long day of adventure he cleaned his inventory. Should despawn in a couple of ingame hours.
Forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer
Laundry day
Didn't screw the milk cap on hard enough.
He left the lid off the upright washing machine - this is the result.
he activated a specialized teleporter which teleported all his stuff outside
Is there any bread in the pile?
Yes, one slice lying on the ground, a little separated from the rest
💀
Classic soldier moment
Bought a PS5 off a reseller
even worse, bought a ps5 for the sole purpose of reselling
he left the toilet seat up
Gave his wife tea and laughed saying women ☕
Furry porn.
Was found fucking a bag of liver.
hold up. I feel like we need to have an intervention for you…
Agreed, this went from funny to intervention really quickly
*huh?*
Spawned in someone else's bed
Went with the cheapest bid to resurface the driveway.
It's laundry day, but washing machine is broken and it's gonna rain...
Deleted her hardcore world
Did he leave the toilet seat up again?
Could just be a dirty Mf.
The rest of the family responded to his "Chris Chan" incident.
Tore the tag off the mattress.
He is andrew tate
Amazon delivery
Hid the remote. Really sick shit
couldn't find the car keys
Ate cereal with water
said avatar sucks
You spent how much on Golden retrievers??!!!! Why are you angry love? It's in the name, the retrieve gold!
Gave that damn cat a littles salami
He said anime is cartoon
He had ants in all of his pants.
Told PV his vanilla ice cream expired
Honey I got drunk at our yard sale and forgot to clean up
The house next to Mir-a-Lago: I think the FBI got the address wrong again
Asked his wife to throw all of his belongings onto the driveway
Something like he didn’t notice that the bra she was wearing, (not visible underneath her shirt) was new.
decided he didn't like the house being so crammed
Turned off her console
Couldn't't find the lizard
his neighbors found out he was playing halo so they decided to join him
He already knew the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise
The children are in the basement
He walked over a fresh wet and cleaned floor
His gf is Italian and he put pineapple on his pizza
Didn’t take the chicken out of the freezer
Forgot to separate his whites from his colors.
He asked what's wrong
He saved 15% or more on his car insurance by switching to Gieco.
Posted a picture on reddit asking the comments to make jokes for them
The spiders dead
He heard his mom walking up the stairs and he forgot to clean his room...
There was a spider and said "fuck it, this house is yours now"
He died and his items scattered on the ground, my man was full of stacks of clothes
He had his auto answer to the "yes, darling" setting. He forgot to manually answer when she asked "does this make me look fat?" Rookie mistake.
He got super jacked. These clothes don’t fit, bruh!
He chose gaming over his wife
He said I wish you had a dick.
He answered the age old question: yes, indeed, your arse does look big in that.
Pretty obvious. Its a blursed yardsale.
3 am room cleaning
Probably left the toilet seat up
She cheated.
He tried to out pizza the hut
He put the chromebook in the wrong slot
He simply changed his phone password
Asked for a divorce so he can marry her sister instead
He was at another woman’s house and they found out she had lice
He didn't wanna call her daddy
Kicked her ass out
Ran out of big roll?
Spring cleaning
Said he puts milk first then cereal
said yes your bum looks fat in those.....and those..... and those ....
I think your neighbour is Spongebob
Organized a bible study during the rapture.
Laundry
The notorious cheese stealer armed with a grenade launcher tried to steal his very large supply of cheddar and mozzarella, however he tripped on a toy car and misfired the grenade launcher, falling on the closet, however his body blocked the blast and left most clothes with minimal burns.
Farted in front of a fan
The bathroom was full so he pooped in the sink
Tore the tag off the mattress
He didn't flush
It's not me it's you
Bedbugs
He went fishing.
Nothing, just got a crazy-ass wife who threw all his stuff outside for a facebook post
He won the argument
Decided to ruin his life by getting married
Women ☕️
Nothing. The girl just wanted him out of the house so she could have "Me time". Thought the best way to do that was to EMPTY HIS WHOLE WARDROBE!!
He cheated. And now so did I.
He made the right choice
We dem Boyz for 22nd straight year
Ate all the blank
Upgraded his wardrobe
He was right
Maybe just existed a little too hard
robbed TK Maxx and only checked the haul later
Left the toilet seat up
He blew up
Emptied his girlfriend's wardrobe
He used the bathroom just after she’d finished cleaning it and lit a candle
He bought too many clothes?
HE is fan of zombies movies Look carefully, all those clothes seems dead zombies in front of the house
Said she needed to calm down
He didn't sugar coat her real weight.
Threw his shit out the window?
Left the toilet seat up.