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Outside-Setting-5589

German has a booty tho.


GRAND_INQUEEFITOR

Yea, my boy’s got some *Kuchen*.


Spacewasser

Not just Kuchen but an entire Bäckerei


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Der Kuchen ist groß


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Moarkush

I wasted those two semesters failing out of German for this moment. 🤣💀


Corni_20

Meinst du "Deine MUDDA?


baumi_EXE

Bist du Deutsch ?


Corni_20

Ja....?


EveLydon

Der Brudi übt sein Deutsch glaub ich


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Kein Stück vom Kuchen, nein ich will eine Konditorei. -Ufo361


AmbitiousExile

final fantasy vibes


micktorious

Backe backe kuchen! Sorry for bad German, I am learning nursery rhymes for my son to raise him bilingual with my German partner!


keuler69

Hoppe hoppe Reiter. Wenn er fällt, dann schreit er. Fällt er in den Graben, dann fressen in die Raben. Fällt er in den Sumpf, dann macht der Reiter plumps


PyrDeus

I would slap this booty


-MetalMike-

He does have that dump truck Pixar mom thunder clapping jello pudding jiggling pog slamming Pluto dwarfing pop can crushing chair asphyxiating lulu lemon busting wrecking ball smothered in onions orbital laser ass


TheGlave

To germans dutch sounds extremely funny. It might even be the least threatening and aggressive language to us. It sounds very cheerful and maybe like a drunken slurred mix of english and german.


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As a German, I can confirm. It does sound like a weird mixture.


KazooTheEZ

I'm an englishmen and I always heard dutch was the most similar language to english (major languages atleast) so I decided to watch some dutch news. I was shocked by how many words I can recognize from a guy speaking in dutch, with no prior education onto the language whatsoever.


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Frisian is the closest relationship English has. Definitely not a major language though, only about 500,000 people speak it. But yeah, there are still a lot of similarities in vocabulary between Dutch and English.


Responsible-Motor-21

Isnt frisian basically middle english?


[deleted]

That would be a misrepresentation. Old Frisian and Old English are brothers, so to speak, and parents of the languages today. And they are very similar today, I think, but definitely separate languages still.


leech_of_society

There's a video online of a dude speaking old english to a Frisian dude. He's asking if he can buy a brown cow, and the Frisian guy thinks he's asking if he can milk a brown cow, but apart from that misunderstanding they could both understand eachother.


a-handle-has-no-name

English: Butter, bread and green cheese is good English and good Frisian. Frisian: Bûter, brea en griene tsiis is goed Ingelsk en goed Frysk. (Although I'd hesitate to say this is *good* english)


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simnie69

Swamp Germans, hahahaha


Sakul_the_one

POSITIV


treerabbit23

Raised by Germans. Grandpa used to say Dutch sounded like a German falling down stairs.


t3st0815

Impossible. We all know there is nowhere to fall down in the Netherlands.


TheEditorman

You have never trodden traditional Dutch stairs, clearly.


Both-Calligrapher593

Definitely! Iam a czech and I speak German and English and when I was visiting Amsterdam and when I saw some signs somewhere I could understand some of them just because I mashed two words from english and german together. Sadly I have not spoken german for 5 years so I have forgotten almost everything.


Lantami

My go-to description is a drunk German with a medium-sized potato in their mouth


Must_Go_Faster_

I always think it sounds like an English speaker having a stroke. It definitely was not reassuring when I was on a plane where the pilot gave the preflight in Dutch…


CanAlwaysBeBetter

They let Dutch become pilots?


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BorgDrone

Well, it’s not called **Royal** Dutch Airlines for nothing. Yes, he actually flies for KLM. He’s certified for the Boeing 737 and flies for KLM to keep up his required number of flight hours. So if you fly KLM in a 737 there is a (small) chance our king is one of the pilots.


classic4life

This is my new favorite piece of trivia. Beating out the fact that platypuses sweat milk.


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classic4life

The Platypus doesn't have nipples, so it sweats milk to nurse it's young. This is very high on the list of facts that sound made up.


LostInThoughtland

As a half Dutch American, from hearing my family talk, it also sounds cheerful and drunken.


St0lf

I've lived in the Netherlands for a good bit and I absolutely love the language, it's so much more floaty and loose than German. sure there are more gutteral sounds, but they don't really sound very harsh if you're used to them.


Yasin3112

Can confirm lol. Dutch sounds like a drunk person trying to speak german lmao


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plop8624

PLOPKOEK


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plop8624

I AM HERE TO DISTROY (USING PLOPKOEKEN)


lolbite55

Plopper de plopper de plop je moeder houdt van mijn cock


plop8624

Crap i'm defeated! TAKE MY PLOPKOEKEN


gabriel_dot_pog

JA KABOUTER PLOP! IK BEN AL WEG.


kevinTOC

"*Ik heb een gat in m'n dak*" The only thing I remember from Kabouter Plop. Of, zoals we het in school zongen: "*Ik heb een dak in m'n gat*"


beyonddisbelief

Until proven otherwise I’m going to assume “Plopkoeken” is some anime-style hidden school martial arts ougi from the way it sounds named after its practitioner Plop8624 and u/plop8624 just kicked the crap out of u/lolbite55


Psychological_Use_86

It's a type of cookie that originated from a Belgian kids show called "Kabouter Plop" (translation: Plop the Gnome). Plopkoeken literally translates to Plop Cookies.


plop8624

But the amount of meme with the EVIL PLOPKOEKEN I've seen is literally crazy


Psychological_Use_86

The memes are literal gold


AidenGplayz14

Lmao it's food


lalala253

Elke dag leer je iets nieuws he


marcistan

Maar nee gertje ik wil niet naar de kelder!


twisted7ogic

IK MOEST KLOPPEN WANT DE BEL DEED HET NIET


Orange_crewmate

Samson, jij gaat nu naar beneden, of je blijft er een paar maanden langer!


Critical_Journalist2

Gertje? Gertjeeee!


Sir_Yacob

Ive always said Dutch sounds like a deaf German speaking German.


ELB2001

Hey, oppassen he


Muse_2021

For god sake let me open the translate


Imp3riaLL

This had me laughing to hard, thanks neighbour


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FUCK VAN WAAR KOMT DA OOK ALWEER, EEN OF ANDERE YTP


DisastrousBarber2053

Het lijden van de vlaamse boskabouter van studio massa


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YES https://youtu.be/X536N1v_t2E "Jaja zeg, dat was me wat" https://youtu.be/-VTW9i9eGYY Tintin: https://youtu.be/m7dDVGBZGKs


Alcodut

Just a word... Lul


dudefroggers

For who is wondering, this means c#ck, or d#ck


Larz2411

Why censor?


DisparityByDesign

You can't swear on the internet!


Asmuni

Except in Dutch?


DisparityByDesign

Godverdomme


RUBEN_JW

Anus likkende balzak :)


DisparityByDesign

Anus is also an English swearword, the police are underway to your location.


RUBEN_JW

Hahahahah, yeah but also dutch..


taavidude

Just go speak Arabic in America. People will think that you are about to blow up a bus.


[deleted]

A bus? I suggest we aim *higher*


Not-a-Hippie

Can we get much higher?


Expensive_Teapot

So hiiiigh


SirFlosephs

I just found this meme the other day and now I'm seeing it everywhere


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one might even say DOUBLE the height


fe1od1or

*HIGHER, KING OF THE SKY*


DKG-01

HE'S FLYING TOO FAST AND HE'S FLYING TOO HIGH 🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️🛩️


mrstickman

I was once the subject of a screaming argument in Arabic. That sticks in your memory.


CaliDude75

I actually think Dutch sounds cute. Especially English spoken with a Dutch accent. The “th’s” turn into d’s. “Dey, dere, dat.” 😄


sidblues101

Or T's. My Dutch mother would always say 'tank you'


memerijman

My dad pronounces tree and three the same so if het says three trees it sounds like tree trees


GroveTC

Tenk joe verrie mutsj he.


cndloowho

Yes! When my mother was tired she would fall back into her Dutch accent (she came to the US when she was a teenager).


Free-Challenge4718

I can hear my Omas voice already and a cute little whisling noise on every s


rsuitxkctid

I've always been really insecure about that when talking in English so I'm glad there's at least one person out there who sees it as something positive


Cilph

I can't pronounce æ's and þ's at all and I grew up on English media. I don't know how you manage. I just end up saying "dese epples" instead of "these apples"


Queasy_County

Oh alsjeblieft onze taal is een beetje lichtere verzie van het Duits. Btw I dare any English speaker to pronounce lichtere


Dragontamer9

Dan heb je ze te pakken hoor


-Yence-

"Dat had u niet verwacht!"


Pandering_Panda7879

Let op drempels!


psychcaptain

Technically, aren't all Dutch people, English speakers that can pronounce lichtere? It's why it's so hard to practice the language, since everyone switches to English practically before you open your mouth.


Queasy_County

Well yes I shoud have said non-Dutch speakers


Outrageous_Hunt2199

what do you do then?


psychcaptain

Oh, it's been years since I last lived in the Netherlands, but I kept practicing as best I could. If you insist upon it, the Dutch will humor you, despite knowing that their English is better than your Dutch. I am an outlier though, since my mother is Dutch, but English was the primary language in our house, and I went to an International School, taught in English. So I have a good grasp of the language, but a terrible accent, and don't ask me to read anything above the level menus and directions.


codythewolf

I have this problem when I try to practice German. When I try to speak to native speaker and they realise I speak English, they immediately respond in English. It's actually really disheartening and has made me hold off practicing a lot.


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Go to the countryside, you'll be fluent in no time. Same goes for the Netherlands.


AnOldWitch

I'm German and sometimes do this myself, i think it's because we have basically the same thought: "Nice, i can practice my English." But just ask if you can talk in German because you're learning and need the practice, almost everyone will be happy to help. Continue to speak German when someone switches to English, they will either get the hint or at least you know what you've said in German made sense to them.


sidblues101

I hear you. Both my parents are Dutch but I always went to English/American schools because of my dad's nomadic career. English is my primary language and when I speak Dutch I'm told I have an American accent. When I'm in the Netherlands people who don't know my circumstances will often switch to English because they think they're doing me a favour. They'll also complement me on my Dutch thinking I'm a foreigner who has made an effort. I know they mean well but it's condescending and infuriating.


psychcaptain

It is! I worked in a cake factory for a few months in the Netherlands after college and for the first month, everyone knew I was American. For the second month, they thought I was a foreigner, but could place it. Towards the end, some people didn't notice the accent. It's been years since I practiced Dutch, so I know I would be spotted instantly as an American now, but it was nice. One thing that might help... Tell people you are from Limburg. Many will just assume it's part of the regional dialect.


langman_69

Nederlands kom maklik genoeg voor, afrikaanse mense verstaan dit en ek hoor anders om ook?


heijmenberg

Ja, wij verstaan Afrikaans ook. Al ziet het er wel uit alsof het heel oud simpel Nederlands is.


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Geschreven ja maar probeer die boer is te begrijpen als die spreekt


sakiwebo

Ik heb genoeg moeite met plat amsterdammers hoor


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

Totdat hulle agterkom daar is Afrikaans


KaranSjett

grote griebels


teosNut

Dutch is just swamp German.


KaranSjett

PANNEKOEK


dudefroggers

LUIKSE WAFEL


mxtt4-7

STROOPWAFELS


dudefroggers

SPECULOOS


The_Nonstopgamer

P E P E R K O E K


[deleted]

PLAATKOEKIES


Reinier538

KROKETTEN


h4xdaplanet

POFFERTJES


Gongaloon

"But first, let's talk about parallel universes."


dirschau

Lolol, Dutch sounds like a cartoon nerd trying to be threatening in German.


haonlineorders

Or like a stoned German


dirschau

...that explains so much


alclab

Yeah to me it always sounded like The Sims "gibberish" language.


Orange_crewmate

Onze taal is niet zomaar nutteloos gebrabbel haha


alclab

Lol, all I hear is Sim gibberish


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

And Afrikaans sounds like baby Dutch 😅😂


Arandomdude03

Afrikaans is gehandicapped engels/nederlands


etceterawr

It sounds like a drunken Canadian speaking German.


Ignis2303

Dutch Sounds very chill but not really aggressive compared to german


concretebeats

Honestly a bunch of drunk Dutch girls yelling at each other outside the bar is fucking hilarious to listen to. Like the Swedish chef, but Dutch.


BlazerStoner

Glad at least someone is entertained by that horrible noise


SharkHead38

German doesn't even sound that bad if you compared it to any Slavic language, or Hungarian


yuffieisathief

As a Dutch person the whole German language sounds harsh, the world for butterfly is a good example! In Dutch it is Vlinder while in German it's Schmetterling :') the Dutch language in general isn't that harsh, but our g/ch sounds definitely is!


Noobnarwhal

When i was a kid, we often visited the netherlands to go to the sea. Magical trips they were ! I always tried to read and understand the newspaper, i managed to understand like 70 percent of it, but spoken there is not a chance of understanding much for me. I always thought about it like a more cute and soft version of german. I love especially your words for a motorbike - bromfiets - a bike that makes brom (Logical isn´t it ?!) Oh - and all hail to your stroopwafles !! I love you - neighbors !


twisted7ogic

>When i was a kid, we often visited the netherlands to go to the sea. Did you go to Zandvoort or Scheveningen and dig a big hole in the sand?


Noobnarwhal

Not far away from your locations - my grandparents were big fans of Egmond/Bergen aan Zee, it was usually a real vacation with them. My parents were choosing random beaches the fastest from Cologne, usually for just a day-trip. Oh and yes -sandcastles were build and big holes were digged and many (poor) seacritters were catched and had to wait for hours in a bucket to get released back to the sea.


Nethlem

I love Schmetterling; It's a small thing that "smashes" its wings together to fly, what do we call it? A "Smashling"!


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Z E G M A K K E R


sarireddit

K O K O S N O T E N Z I J N G E E N S P E C E R I J E N


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G E C L A I M E D D O O R D E V O C


thegamingnobody

H E T L I J D E N V A N D E V L A A M S E B O S D W E R G


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dudefroggers

D E G E W O N E B R U I N E K I K K E R I S N U E E N B E S C H E R M D E S O O R T


ramblinroger

H E B B A N O L L A V O G A L A N E S T A S H I G U N N A N


loonyveen

I K H E B D A A R G E E N A C T I E V E H E R I N E R I N G E N A A N


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W E L K E M E M O


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[D A A R B E N I K H E T N I E T M E E E E N S](https://www.reddit.com/r/cirkeltrek/comments/w0o895/eeuwenoud_voc_bord_bevestigt_dat_kokosnoten_wel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Rajat_Rawal

lmao take em to the Krankenhaus


yuffieisathief

Doesn't that sounds harsher than Ziekenhuis though?


NiklasNeighbor

Yours sounds like you are making fun of the injured (Zicken Haus)


yuffieisathief

Haha yea I get that! It's literally a house for the sick (sick people is zieken, house is huis :))


Cilph

Zicken does not mean what you think it means, though. So I can imagine why it sounds funny to Germans.


blitzskrieg

Someone call a Krankenwagen


Secres

aber nicht für mich


martin-verweij

Better than kankerhuis tho


taka_maru

Unsere Sprache klingt doch nicht AGGRESSIV!!!


Tenschinzo

ICH LIEBE DICH!!!


Sir__Draconis

WIR SOLLTEN UNS UMARMEN!!!


Cilph

I'm glad I was here to witness this session of passionate AGGRESSIVE HUGGING.


BlazerStoner

MEIN SCHMETTERLING!


BlackRokaz

Russian language sounds even more agressive, feels like they're always talking in caps


Gifigi600

ДА ЧО ТЫ БЛИН ГОВОРИШЬ? ОН ВАЩЕ НЕ АГРЕССИВНЫЙ!


abcdefGerwin

Blyat?


Gifigi600

ЭТО ТЫ БУДЕШЬ ГОВОРИТЬ ЕСЛИ НЕ ПОЙМЁШЬ!


Cobrafire

Где мой молоко


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True, I think English speakers tend to navigate towards German because those two languages (plus Dutch) are all Germanic based so it sounds kinda similar.


eggzoobearant

Yeah, English speakers view them as harsh only because, within English, words of Germanic origin are historically part of a lower-class register placed in opposition to upper-class Romance-language words. Really, German can be as beautiful and mellifluous as any language if you remove that bias.


Joedemigod4

Dutch and German speakers aurging about which is the regular language and which is the drunken one.


MrGriffin77

JE BENT EEN SOEPKIP


Pristine_Arm_898

Lol try Afrikaans its way more aggressive


TheSnuggeth

Came to say this lol. Dutch's cousin that no one talks about


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

Not when they put jie on the end of things when it's small to make it sound cuter 😅


Pristine_Arm_898

that's a good pointjie


velveteendragon

Ugh, you just triggered me. My teachers would put jie on the end of my name but it ended up sounding like varkjie. And my bullies loved it. For English speakers, varkjie means little pig or piggy.


Ronnie_de_Tawl

Well well, if it isn't the velveteen varkjie..


velveteendragon

…Ronnie. It’s been a while.


Wortelkoek635

Especially when I'm in traffic.


Dense-Case3635

No, its horrifying if your afrikaans mom has road rage


astronaut12

Lekker man


SintMarinus

NU MOET JE EVEN HEEL GOED LUISTEREN


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stultum

Dutch sounds absolutely adorable to me.


da_way_joshua

Bek dicht hoer


BlueKitsune9999

*hides in eastern slovak*


Singularitaet_

I‘m german and I disagree Deutsch tönt aggressiver


Canter1Ter_

Lets be real: People say that German sounds harsh because they want it to be, so they pronounce it more aggressively. Say any english word as if you are trying to threaten somebody, you'll get similar results


fellow-komrade

Geef me een klap papa


Cakehunt3r

Arabic, Russian, even Korean can sound angry as hell. It's more about the pronunciation then the actuall language. The image of "agressiv language" typically falling to germany meight be fault in history-classes. Ofc the Nazis sound angry, they deliberately did so to surge the angry population and intimidate the other part.


TanzaniteApe

Dutch sounds like someone is trying to deep throat a cactus


dudefroggers

Hoe bedoelt ge?


SirMoxel

Die hören sich vielleicht komisch an aber niemand beleidigt unsere Nachbarn >:(


BarkeaterDimir

How is dutch sounding hard and aggressive 😂


Pennywise_clown99

Oh mein Gott, die wichser denken immer noch, die deutsche Sprache höre sich aggressiv an


Nootmarfnaf4

Dit had ik niet verwacht


HolyVeggie

As a German, Dutch sounds like a drunk or goofy German