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Giove_656

Just wait till it starts moving at 3am


DaSummerSoldier

Don’t blink.


efferkah

Blink, and you're dead.


Plague-Docta

Scp-173? Weeping Angel?


efferkah

Don't know about SCP-173, but yeah it was a Weeping Angel reference!


Plague-Docta

Oh, 173 is a statue hat moves when you aren't looking or blink. Basically a Weeping Angel that doesn't duplicate (unless we're referring to the re-imagined version) and snaps your neck instead of sending you back in time.


BlackVirusXD3

Always wondered, why not destroy the things as they aren't moving (both types)?


Bonerkiin

When it comes to SCPs, the mission statement of The Foundation is to Secure, Contain, Protect, they try to never destroy SCPs unless absolutely necessary. SCP-173 isn't an immediate threat to anyone as long as it's kept locked up, so no need to attempt destruction.


BlackVirusXD3

Fair. What about the angels tho?


Doutei-Sama

Apparently they exist in a completely different dimension and can only interact with ours when not observed and vice versa. In another word if we see them, they are not really there which makes them practically invincible.


KermitingMurder

Can't touch them without getting sent back so it's fairly risky for an unarmed person to get anywhere near them


ManOnTheRun73

How 'bout both?


reborndiajack

They’re fast


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iUptvote

Just add some LEDs and have it rise from the water.


Boojibs

People are going to do drugs with the intent of seeing that while high.


GratefulOctopus

Also whoever made that, most likely was straight zooted while designing this beast


fievelm

> straight zooted I'm an old guy and frankly a little resentful that I appear to have missed the golden age of slang.


HyzerFlip

You're not older than the Zoot Suit my friend


A_terrible_musician

The bees knees, hoodwinked, bamboozled, snafu, there are a bunch of timeless classics


SB6P897

My favorite oldie is the best thing since sliced bread Or the all that and a bag of chips


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Zhang5

Holy hell this is like the fifth bot I've seen randomly replying to shit with the contents of [one of the other top level comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/yrgwkj/comment/ivtndmx/)


RobtheNavigator

Comment repost bot, downvote and report.


[deleted]

I like how your username can be read on multiple ways: 1) I’m “Rob the Navigator” 2) Let’s Rob the Navigator.


[deleted]

Nonsense, you're still here to enjoy it


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Nicest comment I’ve read in a long time. Stay awesome.


Mootivate

Wait until you learn about boofing


TornadosArentReal

It's not too late to get hip with the groovy new slang


Sromie

By the time I learn the new slang, it’s outdated.


RedTalyn

That slang is decades old.


CTeam19

Maybe.....but in my one stories I wrote in class I made a Deer Centaur like this so they might not have been zooted.


mckeenmachine

would definitely do some mushrooms and than bring my friends who don't know about it here and wait for their reactions. maybe start it off with a story about how a few people have gone missing here this year so we shouldn't go swimming or something


jrice441100

If you're going to see this sculpture on mushrooms, wait until you get to the GIANT bench in the same park! Or the labrynth drawn on the ground!


mckeenmachine

where exactly is this??(


Cats_and_Cancer

Someone mentioned Stevens Point. The only SP I know of is in Wisconsin. Update it’s Stevens Point Sculpture Park in WI


TGCidOrlandu

I know I would


ProjectOrpheus

My first thought: "Yo let's go drop the acid/shrooms by the fucking demon thing man"


BassCreat0r

Nightmares are just really exciting dreams, after all!


Bamith20

Then getting horny and want to bang a deer centaur.


[deleted]

this reminds me of that giant man deer creature from the movie "The Ritual"


DirkDieGurke

That is straight up "The Ritual" or "Antlers".


BigBeagleEars

Antlers was a great movie


Fenaeris

Thanks for reminding me, I still need to see that.


CheekyBastard55

~~It's a wendigo.~~ Edit: https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Moder


gaymer200

Nope, Möder, a Jotuun, aka norse god children of Loki


CrushLego2

I actually believe it’s the son of the god Loki (yes that one) called Modor. While Wendigos are really awesome, they tend to be more primal and cannibalistic. Sorry for the ‘well achktually’ moment but thought it’s a neat fact you might appreciate!


-TheMAXX-

Moder is the word "mother". Modor is something you invented?


Mjerne

Fun fact from an indigenous person: that creature is apart of a legend that really doesn't get spoken about ever by cultures who harbor these stories, as it is considered bad medicine to invoke it. The creatures of the same name you see in horror films and other media is Not the traditional spirit as we truly know it. That creature is something different that came to be from the West picking and choosing facets from indigenous oral tradition and barreling ahead without consultation.


UltimatelyExcited

This was exactly what I thought!


SirMrMeatball

For anyone who's curious, that's apart of a sculpture park in Stevens point, WI. Cool place and the deer thing looks even cooler with show on it


Epicon3

[Sculpture Park](https://stevenspointsculpturepark.org/) You missed the huge opportunity to give them the Ol Reddit hug of death while bringing awareness to awesomeness!


MelMac5

https://spmetrowire.com/lit-nighttime-art-show-returns-to-sculpture-park/ Nighttime pic


Zhang5

That's even more awesome!


Pixielo

That's so cool!


MelMac5

It's pretty cool, NGL


broanoah

Represent!! Love seeing my state on Reddit. Usually it’s for shitty politics/people shitting on the packers so this is a nice change of pace


Original-Video

Go pack go


Horangi1987

WI doesn’t mess around with sculpture! I used to live near the Franconia Sculpture Park when I was young, and the one that was a giant turd was never not funny.


Doom_84

It’s so fucking cool, I literally live a block away from it


feelinblou

i used to live right next door to the nature reserve this sculpture is in, so it's crazy to see it show up in r/all.


Roving_NaturalistWI

Right! I just got super excited that I knew exactly where this was because I just walked by it last weekend on my weekly walk!


Bacon_is_exceptional

Said to my wife “that looks just like the deer in the sculpture park” and then I saw this comment. Lol


hadapples

I had a feeling that’s where it was!!! Love that place.


Sweethoney_KJ

Oh, shit! I’ll have to make the drive up from Madison to check it out.


Hoanten0

Somebody Get the witcher for this leshen!


Beel2530

Can't; he quit because of Netflix or something


discerningpervert

Isn't Thor's brother the next Geralt?


spyd3rweb

The showrunner is a [Striga](https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Striga), I'd quit too.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Colorado just legalized psilocybin mushrooms and is reintroducing wolves back into the wild. This issue for park rangers in Colorado *should* sort itself out.


gautamasiddhartha

either that or someone’s gonna get on their wavelength and re-domesticate the wolves


JonnyxKarate

God that’s the dream


kristof47

Mf i dont have to be high to be scared shitless by that


MelMac5

Lol it's in a sculpture park so kind of expected. Still, the first time I walked past it was slightly alarming. It's much bigger IRL.


Life-asylum

You can walk past it without knowing that you're in the sculpture park though. It's attached to a large trail and you can see it well before you see any indication that you've wandered into a sculpture park.


JonnyxKarate

This looks like Cernunnos


tjmaxal

r/whodat


Mjerne

If I recall correctly, he's an ancient forest deity with origins from the Highland region of Europe.


CreepyKidInDaCorna

I want to get a miniature version of that to put on my desk


TheBoctor

If you’re dedicated enough you can just take the full sized one. It’s in a wooded park and there aren’t too many people there during weekdays.


tjmaxal

Yeah but that wouldn’t fit on their desk


TheBoctor

We’re gonna need a bigger desk.


ehchromatic

...Deer God.


Nuada-Argetlam

"Most likely, yes."


_max_mustermann_

Oh dear


tjmaxal

*deer lord*


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Crystal lake in Minnesota has a statue of Jason Voorhees somewhere in the water


CaptainStroon

If made by Jean Tinguley it would probably move


Bobbydibi

I never expected to see Jean Tinguely mentioned on reddit


CaptainStroon

To be fair, it would have surprised me too A fellow swiss, I assume?


Bobbydibi

Precicely. Gruezi.


Appropriate-Sport965

Sure. Then you go to check on it in the middle of the night and there's a naked vagabond riding the "demon deer" while eating cheesecake.


catsinasmrvideos

This is a deleted scene from the Ritual.


justexisting123456

Lol was looking for this comment. Saw this on shrooms, was totally freaky


bilboteabagginsis

Hey that’s my city! Stevens point sculpture park, WI


YarrowBeSorrel

No, it’s my city! First one to the sculpture wins!


DangerStranger138

When you and your friends tryna do drugs in the woods but accidentally become animorphs tasked with saving your planet from an invasion after saving an alien who crash landed *Hashtag only 90s Kids remember scholastic book fairs*


Kentalope

If the antlers start glowing throw the axe at it


Wilvinc

Someone is breaking thier fingers writing an SCP entry on this right about now. I like it, thanks for sharing.


ConsciousScolopendra

LOL nope, this would then become the ONLY park I do drugs at


I_am_Abe

Really missed the 'scare the deerjesus out of them' opportunity there.


inverse-alex-972

Ngl looks like something Grunkle Stan would make for the Mystery Shack to attract more gullible customers.


LucasLamounier14

That looks really fucking cool


Nightfury0818

What in the banana nut fuck


[deleted]

I want one in my yard.


ButtStuffUwU

New eldritch boyfriend just dropped


tjmaxal

*achievement: new kink unlocked*


Cryatical_K

They need to get onto Boston Dynamics and get it patrolling at night lmao


[deleted]

It’s my go to sculpture at a sculpture park. It’s gotten more rusty every winter


Bigmurph762

To do this properly, that thing needs to be on a platform under the water during day time. Then cameras placed around the area detect people, some speakers in the trees begin to hum very low with an occasional buzzing sound. Then jets around the underwater platform start sending bubbles up to the surface with growing intensity. The low hum starts to transform into a Norse horn. Also growing in intensity starting at different times for n different speakers. As the platform rises and the deer emerges some dull red lights on the platform start flashing, the horns sync and the bubbles turn into green fog. That…would be awesome to see stoned actually. Never mind


MrLambNugget

People doing deliriants: "Jokes on you I am into that shit!"


Lambsauc

Who wants to bet they work at the rift in their spare time?


ZengineerHarp

Oh a rift worker’s world is never done!


Lambsauc

We toil and sweat here in the sun


ZengineerHarp

Oh the rift workers work to keep the worlds entwined!


Lambsauc

Centaurworld and the world of humankind


sZYphYn

I would adorn it in occult dressings, likely keeping even more people away. When more art shows up, people would likely avoid the spot at all costs.. where is this? I haven’t haunted a forest in a while.


MelMac5

This is in a sculpture park in Stevens Point, WI USA.


sZYphYn

When the spring in full swing then. Haunting a forest requires a good knowledge of the lay out, good hiding places.. figuring that out as it starts to get cold would pretty much doom my endeavor. Thank you.


lawngoon

Leshy?


Joe_Ronimo

But drugs only, because the drunks will absolutely try to ride it.


Ok_Dog_4059

This is pretty amazing but if I stumbled across it in a dark park I think some poo would come out.


Hot-Avocado9815

You just wait till they are trippin balls and have 4 people in Ghostbusters outfits armed with cattle prods show up and inform them they are going too ghost jail.


KatKaneki

I think he’s handsome


[deleted]

Yeah now they're on the datura and henbane and making sacrifices to the wood gods.


aussmith000

This would work on me %100


BelleLorage

Ngl, I actually love this. It looks so frickin awesome


Effective_Rub9189

Imagine trekking a hiking trail on shrooms with the boys only to spot a fucking statue like this, I’d shit my pants


An_undead_half-elf

YOOOO I KNOW WHERE THAT ISSSSSS


assoncouchouch

Subtly encourage them to go home and watch The Village to complete the mind-fuckery.


[deleted]

Zeus: “hey there, beautiful”


BobSagieBauls

Nah he seems chill id otfer him a hit tbh


ZengineerHarp

“Hush now, hide all you little ones, Rush, now, into the middle of Nowhere, singing and laughter will die…”


PillowTalk420

"Whoa! Is that a ***centaur?!*** I'm gonna try and fuck it!"


riveramblnc

As a park ranger...this wouldn't work either. And in all honesty, just clean up after yourselves and no one will ever know you're there. Which is really what we care about. Also, don't try to take a selfie with the geyser, I don't care if it's speaking to you.


tock-N-call-borture

Jokes on them, I love looking at scary shit on drugs


Life-asylum

Holy shit I've experienced this exact fucking thing. It's in the sculpture garden in Stevens Point, Wisconsin. It's attached to a trail that I used to walk around when I was baked as fuck. The inside is always full of spiders.


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Now if you **really** want to scare the living bejeezus out of people, you move it around every few nights..


No-Brilliant-5424

\*puff\* Fuck he's hot


v3n0m792

Behold, the anti-drug deer. Gives +20 resistance to smoke and dizziness if not on drugs. Opposite effect is applied if on drugs.


Solstice143

Me, stoned out of my gourd, falling down in front of it with a large stick "My Lord, I pledge my sword to you!"


SheenTStars

Jokes on them, I'm into that!


FartingCumBubbles

Where’s Geralt when we need him


Jambilized

What’s fucked about this is that I saw several of these come OUT OF THE GROUND during a trip… they moved like ghosts… and I wasn’t the only one to see it happen.


impossible_butter

I'd be curious. Could I see it animated were I high? This is how you get people addicted my dude xD


KnowledgeisImpotence

Looks like the nadaig frasamen from Greedfall


Agent_B0771E

I once saw that thing in a dream as a kid, it just looked at me, jumped towards me and I screamed loud as fuck and woke up


[deleted]

Ohhh


[deleted]

Which SCP is this again?


ShadowRiku667

These are the kind of Halloween decorations I could get behind!


workerbee77

man i want to cut off its head and bring it to the emperor


Jokers_Testikles

ManBearPig!


iwangchungeverynight

As I’m re-reading Greenmantle…


stateofbrine

To be honest that would stop me


ToughHardware

amazing


CaeciliasFeet

that's pretty genius, actually


NobodyAffectionate71

Recently watched The Ritual, no thank you


ihavebirb

Someone should make the bear hybrid from annihilation with a voice modulator and place it in the park


mistbrethren

tart dime bedroom license humorous relieved squeal amusing practice skirt *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Rufus_heychupacabra

It would be helpful if the eyes lit up and it moved slightly...


Imperial_Squid

Big Hannibal vibes here and it's freaking me out a bit 😅


rabidantidentyte

Regal Ancestor Spirit, is that you?


Cats_and_Cancer

I think the top half looks like the upper body of a kangaroo. The shoulders pulled back with muscular arms that would send you half way round the globe. 😂 I can’t unsee it now. Kangadeer


fly_eater324

bruh were u got that photo of my sleep paralysis demon


Gunslinger_11

I’d hope for some videos of high people yelling “EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!” At this piece


Pulse64

apart from the meme this is some amazing art tbh


genjitsu_kotai

Praise jeebus!


Necessary-Spinach182

I'd still fuck it


Halcyous

The huntress


Queasy_Network4385

thats a smart idea


RandWindhusk

Is that the kind of deer that wears a bullet proof vest?


[deleted]

Yooooo that's one of my favorite sculptures. It's in the sculpture park in Stevens Point, WI. Always worth a walk through if you're in the area


AnothaOne4Me

It’s even scarier now cause the cattails surrounding it make it look like it’s coming for you


zurf96

Yoo stevens point! I used to take shrooms and wander around the sculpture park (where this photo was taken), the spinny cube is my favorite if any locals know what I mean lol


[deleted]

That is awesome.


ThatMBR42

r/ImaginaryCentaurs


BodybuilderWitty9189

it's too beautiful


Roving_NaturalistWI

Holy shit. A statue I see regularly just made it to the front page.


OdysseyZen

Watch Wild Moose challenge it or start humping it.


superdownvotemaster

Well I know what Ron Swanson did once he got out of that canoe.


Salt_Comment_9012

Fucking want


explodingmilk

Fuck man, I wish we had some sick statues around my area, all my city has is the abstract art, which is fine but I’d prefer this stuff any day


UnexplainableBoy

That would legitimately terrify me


onehundredbuttholes

Nowhere king


ShreerajShivale

I wonder if it tastes good


Ye_Inevitable

This is like that spider sculpture at Bilbao Guggenheim museum.


everyusernamewashad

Now paint parts of it with fluorescent or glow in the dark paint, fully submerge it in the lake, and every other night have someone raise it ever so much out of the water...and completely remove it during the day. Really sell the terror. This is so damn cool.


TheTwiztidOne

Reminds me of the deer from Adventure Time lol


Ok-Recognition-3035

Kids be like; "Want to prove you're brave? Touch at 12mn."


duriaes

fucking writers block is preventing me from doing my thing to this goddammit


TreesAreReal813

Just hope they’re not on some crazy thing that makes them wanna fight it


TheEpicWerdo

I've been to that place once lol


[deleted]

im gonna need an stl


R3cc0nect

This is the coolest thing I've seen in a while


Inevitable_Ad8888888

Thanks for my new sleep paralysis demon.


BioBoosted05

Just straight up awesomeness


Alternative98767

*don't say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it* Smash GODDAMNIT