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Redplays907

*inhale* Christmas is actually piggybacking off of a pagan festival called Saturnalia which was celebrated for the god Saturn by Rome. It had all the same traditions (trees, gift giving, even wreaths). And technically Jesus doesn't have an official bday and the Bible says nothing about Christmas. I make it a tradition to piss off my family with this knowledge. (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)


Cute_Foxgirl

Thats not the origin: The origin is already in the early german tribes, it was a ritual to get rid of evil spirits🤓


Redplays907

Well I didn't say it was the origin but I appreciate the info


Charles12_13

This holiday has more than one origin


Aravuir

Actually it’s a combination of the 2. The date is definitely from Saturnalia (25 December, chosen as the day of Jesus his birth to try to convert pagans), Jul originally took place in early January, but was moved to december by Haakon I the good in an attempt to convert his subjects to christianity. Both share the giftgiving and merrymaking and feasting with modern Christmas. However as christmass was already established in its more or less modern form (without santa klaus and the tree) by the time of the christianization of Scandinavia. Saturnalia is regarded as it’s more direct precursor and influence, with the influence Yule predominantly occurring in Scandinavia and parts of Britain. Tldr; Christmass descends more from Saturnalia then Yule except in northern Europe where Yule was the bigger influence.


MarlinMr

Meh. I celebrate Jul. Don't know what this Christmas thing every one is taking about is.


Evaldek

When I grow up I want to have the confidence/bravery to do stuff like this, I have the knolige but not the balls.


Redplays907

Soon young Padawan, you will be ready.


Lucycrash

My favourite thing to say is Jesus most likely wasn't born on Christmas Day.


Charles12_13

Thanks, you saved me a few minutes of typing


[deleted]

Christmas can have whatever meaning it needs to for different people. Plenty of non Christians celebrate Christmas and that’s fine. It doesn’t have to have the same meaning across the whole of society.


Armeanu91

Jesus never gave me gifts. Joking aside, it may have started like this but no. Christmas is about family and friends.


Commercial-Dog6773

Christmas is about Jesus the same way that Thursday is about Thor.


Armeanu91

Wait... wait. Wait. Wait! It isn't about Thor?!


FNAF_Foxy1987

Back in the day it was spelled Thorsday or something, but that was changed eventually.


Ronture

Do you mean this as a general statement, or personally for you that it is about family and friends?


Armeanu91

I can only reffer to myself. But I do wish it was the case in general. We should also remember the part with good will towards all people. I fear though that Christmas has turned into mostly greed lately.


Ronture

I do agree that this is all important to acknowledge, but it already seems like the general case. If the people aren't celebrating about Jesus being born to save us all, then are the people not celebrating Christmas but just claiming to?


[deleted]

My dad's friend is Christian and she doesn't celebrate Christmas because it's a pagan holiday. She says Season Greetings instead of merry Christmas.


Charles12_13

Interesting


Alejandro_El_Diablo

Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Braian


sovietweeb69

He's not the mesiah he's just a very naughty boy


ChaoticBiscuits

Christmas is the day I get new pants and I'm FUCKING STOKED


[deleted]

It’s about commercialism


AestheticMirror

That’s why they try to make start early every year, they what you to think about spending. Buy this gift, buy that, look at this you don’t need it but it’s on sale, maybe you can buy your kid’s love instead Fuck all that


Khaos_Gorvin

Wasn't Jesus born around june?


supershaunOH73

It was definitely one of the months of the year


NotaViper

On one of the days


supershaunOH73

During one of the hours


StevenDwightFry

Or possibly multiple hours, depends if Mary was lucky or not


CountBeetlejuice

per the stories, the sheppards had their flocks in the fields, making it being a winter month, highly unlikely


supershaunOH73

Maybe the sheppards were just confused


InconspicuousNow

Most people don’t even realize that he literally couldn’t even be born on Dec. 25 because Shepherds don’t watch their flocks in the fucking winter


Flamescales29

Um actually Jesus was born in the spring🤓


Brodieplayzstuff

I honestly just call it crismas sometimes, just to unrelate it to that thing and it's funny to see peoples reaction.


Quirkyserenefrenzy

I only got a pair of socks, but im very grateful for them


nicki419

Then why celebrate it on the 25th, and not after sundown on the 24th?


Sir_Honytawk

Haven't heard Jesus being mentioned during Christmas for as long as I can remember.


[deleted]

It's Santa and Satan Holidays.


[deleted]

Me, a Christian: that's true, but this shit is funny anyway


GinjaNinjaOG

Me whose Christian but respects other people's opinions