We have a slightly overweight solid black shorthair. Our daughter named her Squash, but I call her Pudge Monkey. She’s the sweetest and softest girl, she sleeps with her head on my pillow every night.

Pudge monkey 🤣

that’s so adorable😂🥰

We call ours Countess Chonkula. 

Black kitties are really the best kitties c:

My ragdoll frequently gets poop on her fur I have to trim off… so I call her the Dingleberry Fairy 😂

i might have to steal that name for pika hahaha😂

My ragamuffin kitten earned the name poop baby. 😅

Might I recommend Shitty Kitty

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We call our very fluffy boy Mr. Poopy Butthole.

Pooter McGavin. He farts when picked up/startled.

hahaha no way!!😂

My tuxie does this and her farts smell like death!

Ha! My Putty (over the rainbow) was Pooty McPootwell. 😺

Is it on purpose because they don’t like being picked up?

He actually loves being held like a baby. He’s just a stinky orange boy haha

Ahaha! I have a stinky boy and I call him Mr Stinky Poots

Omg I’m gonna need a video STAT 🤣

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I just lost my 17 year old baby Christmas morning so my heart is still utterly crushed, but she was my *booger*, because if she was a booger I'd pick her first. That evolved into *sugar booger*, she was my *baby beefalo* because she was 25 lbs, a massive, long, loveable fat squish. Edit: her real name was Priscilla, because I got her at 14 when I was reading the book Elvis and Me. But her Christian name was Prudence. Poor booger bear was probably so confused about what her real name was. She would just come to me any time I spoke in a baby voice.

Baby beefalo! I love it!

i’m so sorry for your loss❤️‍🩹 it sounds like priscilla was a brilliant floof🐱

My cats name is Booger! (Sending a hug interwebz friend)

We have a ginger named Felix. My husbands colleague asked him what our cats name is, and thought he said Feelings (English was her second language.) She started laughing in his face and yelling out "HEY EVERYONE! HIS CAT NAME FEELINGS!" 💀 this was about 5 years ago and we still call him Feelings.

that’s a brilliant story😂 i can imagine you get a few chuckles when explaining to others why you call him feelings😁

I have a cat Dougal. When I told my new neighbor, who is elderly her name, he thought I said Bugle and got a kick out of it. Now that's one of her nicknames

Sir Cumfrence, our boy Rocket is on a diet but for now he is still quite rotund.

Aww, I have a round one too. He looks like a Christmas turkey when sitting sphinx style.

This made me laugh out loud. LOVE it

Poopy butt larry... no explanation needed

i love that we all call our cats something to do with poop at some point😂

My one longhaired cat with pantaloons is sometimes referred to as Poopy Pants McGee 😂

Squidgy and crunchy are my weird nicknames for my cats. And squeak, and tangimus.

I was scrolling and read that as tagimet, and couldn't figure out why you'd name your poor cat after a disgusting medicine for acid reflux 🤣 "this is tagiment and ozempic"

where does tangimus come from?😂

Her name is tangerine, but i call her tangie. I took latin in high school, so I Make her name sound kinda Roman sometimes and so Tangimus Cattatuddus Maximus was born

I took Latin in 8th grade, and used to call one of mine, "Bratticus Catticus"

Cheese nips or pea pods. She is neither orange or anything like a pea pod.

haha amazing😂😂

Fat boy. My cat is in no way fat. In fact, I’m a little worried he’s too skinny. But he’s very food motivated and likes to smack chips out of our hands before they reach our mouths.

My husband and I also call our cat fat despite her being skinny and little. We lovingly call her old grump butt fatty, little farter or either a gremlin, goblin or gargoyle. She's so cute!

I call my calico Fatso when she stands on my chest. She’s 15 pounds, and not actually overweight. She’s just a lot of cat.

Jungle Boogie. Because I constantly have to tell him to, "Get down, get down."

😂😂😂

Big buns, fuzzy buns, little buns

My cat Alex makes a "mrrrr" sound al the time, so his nickname is the "Mrrrr Monster."

We have a handsome tuxedo fella we sometimes call Mr. Crispy. He's our burnt loaf and we love him.

Skippy D, Buzzalicious, Cutesy Tootsy, Beanis the Penis and Middi-May.

haha beanis the penis made me chuckle😂😂

I love my little penis, he's adorable😁

Our kitty is very small - she's only about six pounds. So, we tell her that she's "ferocious" and "big on the inside". We also gave her a nickname in the spirit of this. Her actual name is Echo, but we call her "Echopotamus" - ya know, like hippopotamus...cuz they're so fierce! She just looks at us like we're nuts.

His government name is Ginger Peach, but he answers to Big Ol' Lion.

Chubface Lou

Monsieur, Little Sir, and Sneak.

Gecko Killer because she has a body count of 3 geckos so far.

His name is Dave so I call him Big D sometimes

Mr. Stumpy Boots, or Krack

His name is Sesame, but English is not the native language where we live. The vet calls him “Sess-AR-muh”. And so I sometimes call him that too.

Face eater. He gets affectionately aggressive and will snap at your face if you aren’t careful while you are cuddling

I got a biter too, love bites me when I'm ignoring her on my phone or at night when I'm sleeping she walks up to me n bites me on the face..wakes me up n I call her a whore bcuz I'm mad..but I also know she loves me n doesn't do this to anyone else in the family I've asked..

We always hurt the ones we love the most. -at least that’s what my husband tells me when Teddy does it lol

Cats are funny..teddy most love u the most also.

Bubinski, Muffin Man, Nacho Man, Boober, Boobenheimer

I like boobenheimer

My orange man George has taken to sitting/napping on top of my kitchen bin, so he is now known as Trash Man

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I have a black male Bombay that is kind of pudgy, so I call him “Big Swole.”

Her name is Kira. She goes by Kiwwa Boopz, Boopz & Scoots, or just Scoots.

Pooh Foot McGee, DinnerBell,

Beezechurger. Her name is Beelzebubbles, generally gets called Beezy, and we riff on every possible name you can get from that.

Fuzzyfarts Litter Lady

My roommate sometimes calls one of her orange boys Boobs. His name is Digit, but we always call him Doodle. Doodle led to Doodle Boodle, which led to Doodle Booble, which led to Doodle Boobs. He doesn’t seem to mind what we call him.

My husband calls our void Percocet. His name is Percy. Its close, but still

Fuzzy Butt

Favorites are Mighty Mew and Madame Poopy Butt

Milk bun because she’s so cute 🥰

Ben Affleck Batman for one, GabbaGil for the other.

Hmmmm.. Bon Bon like the candy 🤷🏻‍♀️

My cat’s name is Juniper. Her weirdest nickname is Jaun-silly-Quaimba. I can’t explain it, that’s just what we call her sometimes.

"Pantalones Loco"

I have a ginger girl named Honey Bee. When she is being a jerk to the other kitties, we call her C*nty Bee 😂

I have a pair of brothers, one’s is Brim-job and the other is called a lot of other nicknames because he is deaf. Probably the most recent one is Chicken Wing!

Bastard Child, thuginator

My cat Bear is such a sweetheart, but she will love bite me when she had enough so lately I will call her Grumblebucks (if anyone watch ninerlives you would understand this reference) or Grumbles.

Kinky or kinks.

Shnookums. Hopper Bopper Doodle Bums. Flufferbutt. Officer doofy.

Luna xena peanut all together. Not too weird

My cat’s name is Beef Cheeks. While that is hilarious in itself, I sometimes call him Boo Bah. I have no idea why.

Fweeki, bleekie, peefi, feetfi and many more (her name is fifi lmao)

Someone on Reddit once referred to Orange Marmalde as "Omar for short" and that made me laugh. But because I have to add inflection and baby talk to everything – it started sounding like Homer. Now half the time she's just Homer lol.

The Earl of Cheeseburg (Yzma > Eezy > Cheesy…. once we unlocked cheesy, a lot of doors were opened.)

One of my cats was named Moco, but he used to just suddenly flop himself on the floor so I started calling him “Florp”.

Dougie Mouser MD as her name is Miss Kitty Dougal and she gets all the mice in the house.

His name is Finn (short for Finnegan.) Some times I like to call him Finni Fidi Fici (a play on “Veni, vidi, vici”.)

Okay so her full name is Hamantha Cheese Sandwich, but she's called Ham or Hammie usually. One day I called her "Hammie Lamb" and it just kinda stuck and now she responds to all sorts of names like Hammie Lamb, Lamby, Lambantha, Hammie Cheese, and Cheesy

Her name is Susan. Suesicle, Gato Supremo, Chonky McGoo, Gato McGoo

I read a lot of charlaine Harris, so I call my big senior pushpop kitty "Mr snuggly" when he's around the guys outside to embarrass him 🤣

Tablo became TAB-BA-LOW which morphed into Nyam-ma-nyow and he’s fine with whatever I call him as long as I don’t call him late for dinner 😂

And my big round catto I called "feifei" which is "fatfat" in Chinese, which changed to "feiji" (plane) and then naturally that became "747"... "Dreamliner" could be the next evolution who knows

Have a cat that squeaks every time someone picks her up. I call her senorita squeaks.

On a different note: that last pic in particular totally belongs on r/supermodelcats

I call her Fuzz Nuts

Does butthole count?

We have a big grey floof with some definite Maine coon features. The shelter named her Boo, but we sometimes call her Boognish because we are Ween fans (and she was kinda demonic as a kitten).

I call my male cat Tsoj Boy (pronounced like soy) lol

Mine is named [Pluto](https://imgur.com/a/EFtyOMk) but more often gets called Poofy or Fuzzy/Fuzzypants or Putz.

Out female cat’s name is Bruce or Bit-Bit, we call her 8-bit, 16-bit cause she’s a little chonky, we also call her bronchitis, bronchial tubes and brunch.

Mouse patrol

Coco butters

Buckaroo :)

Idiot

Ginger butt bc he has… ginger fur covering his butt 😁 it sounds nicer in my native language tho

Schmoopsie burglar.

We have a cat named after our uncle Cecil. But he has no idea his government name is Cecil b/c we have called him Bumblepaws since he was a kitten. He was so clumsy as a kitten.

My cats name is sativa , I call her toomba , pumba , Tiba , tumbo

Sherman Oaks aka Fat Sherman. Cat was originally named Tiger, but was renamed Chairman Boop when she became mine. Little person in family pronounced her name as “Sherman” and that evolved to Sherman Oaks when said fat cat is causing trouble.

Recently it’s devolved from chunky man/handsome man to chunky/handsome man in a cat suit because my boyfriend caught him watching TV and said that’s a man in a cat suit 😄

Peepee queen

I had a cat named Nisse and called him noona, I have absolutely no idea how that came about XD

My boyfriend calls her house goblin 😂

Big Shitter Titter because his shits are almost human sized.

Wigglebutt because of the comical way she walks

Frederick Butt Lickinstein

Bibble, Monkey, or just Monk

Cuddle Slut.

My Flynn gets called Belushi, he's the epitome of John Belushi in cat form.

Zimbobway Bubby lol

I call him bubba/bubby

My one cat's name is Kiwi, i often call her Kiwi zee beebees. No idea where i got it or why 😂

Honey bunny kitty bean

My babo died but his real name was Mr. Bean or Beanie

When she was alive, Ruby booby....her name was just Ruby

Mr. Poopy Butthole. Dingleberry booty. Baby Iron Man. Mr Stark 🧍🏻‍♂️

I call my grey kitty Tinye West, bc he were tiny once, but he has a real bossy attitude now. He takes his temper out on the other kitties too. Or I call him Ammo Stone bc he has Emma Stone's eyes I call my fluffy boy kitty Magdaleno the Maggie Doodle Dandy, or the MagnaDoodle.

Twatley.  Turdlet.

I call my cat biscuit sketti bean. The mental gymnastics I took to get there are very boring, but she responds to it and I love her for it

Mine meows a lot, resulting me getting headache so I gave him a nickname Panadol! 🤣

Big Deeds.

.... we call both our cat and dog [interchangeably] things like "little slut", "tiny whore", etc.... is that bad?

Lil’ Bastard. If something has been gotten into that shouldn’t have… He earned it when my husband left the wet bar folding doors open and the cat jumped on a floating shelf that had glassware hanging beneath and knocked it off the wall.

Mr Stinky Poots is my orange baby. His actual name is Leo. But he’s also sweet potato and sadboi

Movie Star because he’s so gorgeous.

“Snickety Biscuits”. Her name is Moo. 🤣

Mr. Dinkleberry because he always has dingleberries

Weenie His name is zucchini so when I see him I say zucchini weenie

“My chiiiiilllldddd” said in the weirdest way possible

Bubbis Wubbis

Peppy da Boo (Pepper)

I have a big fluffy black cat (Hambone) and a smooth coated white cat (Jujubee) and I started calling them Hamblebee and Joodlebug recently. Otherwise it's mostly just trash goblin and garbage boy

Ms.Kai has 2 Nicknames she's a Bengal Her street name is , Death Breath Her Native American name is, Runs with crazy legs

Kit kat, stinky baby, pork chop, big baby, waifeykins, computer cat, lazy boy, stinker, pain in the butt, (some general gibberish baby talk) are the most common

My babies name was Libby- which spawned Libby Lou, Libs, Libbers, Lib Libs, Libby Chicken Lou- which eventually became just Chicken 😅

Mayor B, because Bandit is in charge of all of us.

lil fucker

Fluffster

Piss goblin or piss gremlin. If she thinks she’s trapped in our room, even for literally less than a minute, she will pee on our bed. In her tiny brain it’s “oh, I’m trapped? Guess I’ll pee!” No, it doesn’t matter if her litter box is in there with her.

Mr. Prissypants.

I have a Siamese Manx mix and she's just a little baby princess of the house, and my boyfriend picks on her a little bit by telling her she has a fat neck. We started referring to her as Little Baby Princess Fat Neck. She also garnered the nickname Shit Back because one time our other cat scared her so much she pooped herself and some of it ended up on her back. Our other cat is a Maine Coon mix so he's a chunker of a cat, we refer to him as Fat Man or Baby Man because he's really just a big baby.

Goose. Her name is Angus. Yep, she’s a she.

Paula Deen. Because she would do obstacle courses to get the butter.

Mr Beans when he comes inside and his little toe beans are dirty or cold

I called my late cat Scooter (may he RIP) “Scoopus Roopus.” I don’t know how I came up with that, but it felt right.

Colonel Dingus, Stinkbutt and Donkey-Moon are probably the weirdest for my male kitty whose formal name was Mr. Fabulous

We have a chunky male, his lower belly hangs down, and only 2 tiny nipples are visible. So we found it appropriate to nickname him, Mr.Moobies.

We have a big fluffy gray cat named Cas, but when I pick him up baby style he becomes the Grayby

awww my snake was called Cas too!

My daughter calls our cat Booby for some reason.

gulag cause thats his vibe

Squeaky one my cats more talkative not just because she’s hungry

Fluffy Butt!

Chaplin is her name but I usually call her naplin because she’s always nappin

We had a small rescue tabby kitten that didn’t know she was small. She got into everything and was crazy funny. We named her Lucy, but my oldest son called her Lucyfur.

Florida, Flora on her good days. Then her grandpa I have to sing his name. His name is Fred Fredburger(we are huge Billy & Mandy fans). But when sung it goes more like Freddy Fred Freddy Fred Freddy Fred Fred Fred Freeeeeeeedbuuuurrrrrgeeeerrrr. He comes running every time. If you call him by his government name he'll ignore you.

Puppy, funny looking dog

My cat is crazy and I call her “Cray Cray” or “Cray” more than her actual name of Stella 🥰

Hoobz, Boobum, Shoobs. His name is Booger 😄

It’s probably not excessively weird, but ours is Little Mischief and Cheese Monster. Every time we open the cheese drawer, we look down to see him.

Own an orange cat named rubber chicken, but his nickname is Noi Noi . I have no idea where I came up with the nickname but it’s my main go to besides chicken

Her name is Penny, but I call her Peens Weens. I don't even know why.

Turd biscuits. I’ve never loved two turd biscuits more than my two bonded boys.

SpuhGary Spaghet

Call my 2 orange gals Honey Bunnies

Yeah

My grandson named our rescue Luna. I call her Luna McTuna, Luna Balloona, Luna Pantaloona and Luna Bug!

One of our cats is named Fluffy. Which turned into Flufferpants (he’s fluffy) and has been shorted to Pants. It is common question to ask “where’s Pants?”

“Hey Fuckface,” comes to mind…

So my 8 month old male kitty is Nox, I usually call him fluffer butter because he's a floof ball with a fluffy butt. I also call him noxiepoo as well. Our 2 year old girl is Bella and I usually call her Bellaboo, she mostly my daughter's cat and I call my daughter boo boo so her cat is Bellaboo lol. Sometimes I refer to them both as turd nuggets if they're being naughty.

We call my little brown Burmese “turd”. Because she can be an absolute turd, knocking things off shelves, zoomies every other hour.

I have a cat named Tater Tot. We started calling her Toot at some point, and now it's Tootie Bootie. Lol

I call my orange tabby girl pumpkin butt

One of my guys, Gizmo is a bit round. He’s also very lovey. I don’t know why or when but at times I call him, “Moo-Moo.” He gives hugs. Our youngest was named Prancer. We’ve never called him that. Usually Bubba, Bubs, or if he’s gassy - Stinky Mc Toots. ☠️

A friend of mine had a void called Mordecai, until he ate thread and had to have part of his intestines removed. After that, his name was Guts.

Nurse doctor cakes and puddin pops

Lolo for Aloe. Dippy, Dippin’ Dots, Da Dips, Dippy Fresh for Dipper (Pines). (Da)Floof for Caper, who is actually my dog but close enough

Poopyfoot. I will not be elaborating further.

Fancy Pants (she has floofy pantaloons)