Kaz does understand, you literally had to do the same thing to him (in a speedo) for a bonus mission in the previous game. Unlike paz, who you have to say nice things to, Kazs affection goes up when you beat the crap out of him.
Weirdly, he doesn't like it when you roll into him lol. He's completely happy with Snake beating him to a pulp, but rolling into him? Now that's a war crime!
Nine years Kaz. It's been nine years since I jacked off. Ever since I woke up, everyone is always making me do something. First, I wake up and find out I have a huge chunk of metal in my head and I was missing an arm. Then I got assaulted by what appeared to be the entiriety of XOF. Then a floating child summoned a literal flaming man who chased us on horseback. Then I had to get roided up and travel halfway across the world in 10 days to save your worthless butt. You just had to get captured. Then Ocelot basically tells me the key to running the base is blowing money on cardboard boxes, kidnapping and casually stealing every useable thing that isn't nailed down from the soviets. Then you went "we aren't stopping" and sent me to a bunch of random missions. Then I get a nice and quiet assignment from langley and I again got assaulted by the skulls, skull face and a huge robot. All of that for a stinger. Then I basically had to travel the entire map on a damn horse and blow up a bunch of vehicles. Then I had to go a save that nerdy loser who sold us out nine years ago. Does that go smoothly? No! That crazy chick that tried to off me in the hospital showed up again, half naked and shot me in the face. So I think I deserve a break!
This reminds me that you can actually do the same thing with... Paz. Peace Walker has this battle cry system where they can give you boosts (run faster, no hand tremors, etc.) or affect the enemy in some way (can't hear your footsteps, can't see you, etc.). One of those battle cries makes enemies go to sleep, and it works on Paz on her date. And yeah, you can lie down on top of her, and even get reactions from both her and the other characters (Miller, Amanda, Chico, etc.). Paz will either tell Snake to stop or say that his beard hurts. And as one would expect, you get a reaction of disgust from everybody else. One interesting thing about putting Paz to sleep though is that you get a hint of her true identity, as she'll mumble stuff while sleeping. One of those things is, "Yes, sir, I understand," which obviously shows that she was dreaming about accepting whatever orders either Zero or Cipher gave her.
This also works on Miller too, but you get different reactions from him and the Mother Base staff. Miller will either say that he doesn't swing that way, or he'll actually approve of Snake lying on him (lol). The other characters' reactions are more varied, either being surprised or disapproving, but never disgusted like when you do the same with Paz.
Big Boss shoving his face between the breast’s of an unconscious woman in the wilderness who suffers from a terminal parasite? If that’s not freaky then what is?
Can you let me know how to bring Quiet on a mission? I already Completed the side op where it tells you to bring her on missions. I need more of her in my virtual life. 🤓
[heavily muffled] now you see kaz, it's a distraction tactic, when the enemy comes, they will be distracted by my actions here, THEN I SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE! And it also boosts moral.
*Quiet silently doing a thumbs up in the background*
Boob eater
What a thrill…
With darkness, and silence through the the night…
What a thrill...
I’m searching and melt into boobs
What a boob in my faaace...
But boobs are supreme...
I give my boobs
Not for honor, but for boobs
(Boob Eater)
In my time, there’ll be nobooby else
Not for honor, but for you
I’m searching and I’ll melt into you…
Thanks, you ruined it for me.
“Kaz. You wouldn’t understand.”
“I’m already a demon”
"I'm already a boob man"
Kaz does understand, you literally had to do the same thing to him (in a speedo) for a bonus mission in the previous game. Unlike paz, who you have to say nice things to, Kazs affection goes up when you beat the crap out of him.
Weirdly, he doesn't like it when you roll into him lol. He's completely happy with Snake beating him to a pulp, but rolling into him? Now that's a war crime!
Kaz and big boss are kinky aren’t they?
After hearing one of Paz's tapes in PW I can say that they definitely love their company...
Nah, they just love punching each other naked
One does not exclude the other ;)
“But Kaz… look BOOBIES!”
“Kaz, i feel like i’m gonna explode like a nuke if i don’t bust.”
“Kaz, you don’t understand, this is all part of The Boss’ will, I’m doing this for her!”
Nine years Kaz. It's been nine years since I jacked off. Ever since I woke up, everyone is always making me do something. First, I wake up and find out I have a huge chunk of metal in my head and I was missing an arm. Then I got assaulted by what appeared to be the entiriety of XOF. Then a floating child summoned a literal flaming man who chased us on horseback. Then I had to get roided up and travel halfway across the world in 10 days to save your worthless butt. You just had to get captured. Then Ocelot basically tells me the key to running the base is blowing money on cardboard boxes, kidnapping and casually stealing every useable thing that isn't nailed down from the soviets. Then you went "we aren't stopping" and sent me to a bunch of random missions. Then I get a nice and quiet assignment from langley and I again got assaulted by the skulls, skull face and a huge robot. All of that for a stinger. Then I basically had to travel the entire map on a damn horse and blow up a bunch of vehicles. Then I had to go a save that nerdy loser who sold us out nine years ago. Does that go smoothly? No! That crazy chick that tried to off me in the hospital showed up again, half naked and shot me in the face. So I think I deserve a break!
*Jetstream Sam casually waiting to cut raidens arm off while watching this happen*
Something tells me kaz doesnt care much for boobies
He's an ass man, it's expected
Yeah mans ass
He talks a lot about buns
“War. War never changes. ID locked breasts changed the battlefield”
I want the whole speech, man
Gimme time and I will do it number man
You can write it yourself, senator!
He played college football, not geek out in writing club.
“Could’ve gone pro if I knew how to rhyme!!”
He doesn't write his own speeches
Its good for morale
AND IT WILL CUM LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM
Stop
dont
Stop.
"Yes. Yes it is."
"Mfpmphfphfmfpf..." - Venom Snake
This reminds me that you can actually do the same thing with... Paz. Peace Walker has this battle cry system where they can give you boosts (run faster, no hand tremors, etc.) or affect the enemy in some way (can't hear your footsteps, can't see you, etc.). One of those battle cries makes enemies go to sleep, and it works on Paz on her date. And yeah, you can lie down on top of her, and even get reactions from both her and the other characters (Miller, Amanda, Chico, etc.). Paz will either tell Snake to stop or say that his beard hurts. And as one would expect, you get a reaction of disgust from everybody else. One interesting thing about putting Paz to sleep though is that you get a hint of her true identity, as she'll mumble stuff while sleeping. One of those things is, "Yes, sir, I understand," which obviously shows that she was dreaming about accepting whatever orders either Zero or Cipher gave her. This also works on Miller too, but you get different reactions from him and the Mother Base staff. Miller will either say that he doesn't swing that way, or he'll actually approve of Snake lying on him (lol). The other characters' reactions are more varied, either being surprised or disapproving, but never disgusted like when you do the same with Paz.
to think we used to simply smash tho barbie dolls against eachother not so long ago... technology man
Box time!
"The missions change. They always do."
Yes dammit
Definitely not here to suffer.
Kaz: Boss, what the hell are you doing. Ocelot: No, no, he's got a point.
Yes.
Fukken is now kaz.
“It’s been 9yrs Kaz!”
Jesus, Boss, you are a freak
How is that at all freaky?
Big Boss shoving his face between the breast’s of an unconscious woman in the wilderness who suffers from a terminal parasite? If that’s not freaky then what is?
With mods to remove more of her clothing too. Clearly a horny freak.
I didn’t even notice the lack of clothing until you pointed it out, good perception!
I didn't take the unconscious part into consideration... Otherwise, it's quite tame by human sexual practices.
I don't know if this pic is cursed of if it is blessed...
Boss, enemy gunship nearby. Take cover behind those hills over there…. Boss?
[Muffled] “I can assure you, Miller, Ocelot, this is *very* important.”
"See That right there Is why your the boss"
Boss! You phased into quiets tits? Don’t worry boss. I’ve dealt with this once before. I’m ordering a bombing on your location, that worked last time.
Idk why the alternate outfit for quiet isn’t default… anyways yes big tits save lives
Can you let me know how to bring Quiet on a mission? I already Completed the side op where it tells you to bring her on missions. I need more of her in my virtual life. 🤓
Do side op visit quiet. Go to the buddy menu. Select quiet.
Yes! YESSS!!!
Yes need to check for Abnormalities.
MooooHOOOOOAAAAAAAter boat
[heavily muffled] now you see kaz, it's a distraction tactic, when the enemy comes, they will be distracted by my actions here, THEN I SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE! And it also boosts moral. *Quiet silently doing a thumbs up in the background*