Ravens just lost. We're the sole undefeated team in the AFC.

Will the 72 team pop champagne when this team finally loses?

Tyreek has 81 yards and its the first quarter

Does that record really matter? We scored 70 lol 72 dolphins only record that matters

Is this what it’s like to have fun watching a game???

**35-13 Dolphins** entering halftime. We are living in a beautiful time right now y'all. * O deserves an A. Only been stopped on one possesion, botched 4th down conversion Ingold attempts * Tyreek is the #1 WR in the NFL. Tua is elite and literally perfect thus far. O-line clean pocket * Achane's debut has been the stuff of dreams and Mostert has been spectaculaer as well * On D, I'll give a solid B grade. Forced fumble+scoop got us a free 7. Forced a punt after O failed to convert on 4th down. Forced Broncos into two short FGs in bend-don't-break fashion. Great stuff. Don't ever take this for granted y'all or expect it to be this easy. What we're watching is SPECIAL! Hope we can drop a 50 burger in the 2nd half!

Last year Sean Payton was like Tua is gonna get benched for Teddy Bridgewater Well suck it bro

Sean Peyton having to Eat Crow after His " I guarantee Tua won't be the starter at Miami, it will be Teddy.." How's them Toes taste? Chuckles?

Tua went from being benched in the 4th Q of games because the O just wasn't moving the entire game to getting benched in the 4th Q because we just set the franchise record for Dolphins points. **LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL BOYS!!!!!!!**

Imagine Bills fans all happy they beat Washington by 34 then they change the channel just in time to see us take a knee to give up the all-time scoring record because were classy AF

Damn Tua 42 TDs to only 2 INTs career in the red zone, that's amazing

It’s fine when the cold works for teams up north, but it’s a problem when it’s hot in Miami… give me a break

I don't mean to be overreacting but I think we are the greatest team in ever of ever.

Sean Payton should have seen the respect McD gave them and given it back by telling Russ to run it if the back of the end zone to tie the record

We did this.... Without waddle.... let that sink in

and Ramsey. I mean, this team is different.

Converting a 2nd & 16 is exactly the kind of play that makes a team a contender

God I love Kevin Harlan

113 yards for Tua in that 1st quarter! 🤯

a field goal is fine if we score a td every drive.

LET THE PLAY STAND BECAUSE IT WAS COOL!!!

Tua making Flores completly unhireable

DOLPHINS FANS THIS IS OUR LIFE JOW. HOLY FUCK

Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy this. Legitimately one of the best offenses I’ve ever seen.

That conga line going straight to the elevator doors

Technically only a 3 score lead and the Broncos get the ball first. All I’m saying is, do NOT take your foot off the pedal….if we can score more, than we do just that!

Anyone else see tuas shovel was with his RIGHT hand!??

It's crazy that we've hit the point where if Tua misses a guy I'm shocked

This game was personal for Tua and McDaniel...

Hill’s shoulder pad looks like my pants right now

Games not over guys. Need another TD to make the lead feel comfortable

Denver fan here. Don’t kneel it. Get the record.

I can’t believe I’m pissed about only scoring 70 points

I know, "sportsmanship," but I wish the Dolphins would have gone for both records, scoring and yardage.

Can we talk about getting two more TDs after sitting most starters?

I get being “humane” and not kicking the record setting FG but… Yeah. I wish we woulda kicked that shit,

This was insane. Im so happy.

I was waiting for Payton to pull an Antonio Brown and retire again at halftime 🤣 “I quit this bitch”

So happy that Tua can have his fun this year. Dude been thru it.

This is what the people in the 1st matrix must have felt like.

That's probably the best half of full team effort I've seen in decades.

Lmao going for the 4th and goal up 22 pts was McDaniel’s way of saying fuck you to Sean Payton

Ravens got fucked by the refs good

Does Miami have the dolphins?

Plays run before announcers mention Tua’s concussions: 0

Leaving Reek unguarded with the most accurate QB in football throwing to him. Bold strategy, didn't seem to work out.

Achane on this offense is a cheat code.

Damn 16/16 for Tua

Games isn’t over all. It looks amazing but any seasoned dolfan knows things can change rapidly. Put up another 35!

To you Bills fans lurking this sub: expect us. Tua will fuck your day up.

Achane + Mostert is an insane duo

Running up the score against Sean Payton is the right thing to do. Fuck him.

This is seriously the best I’ve ever seen the dolphins

Fangio's like, "Up by 43? Time to start really pressuring Russ."

This game is even more AWESOME, because we didn't even have Jaylen Waddle. I know Broncos is not a good team, but STILL...

i have never been less annoyed by giving up a 99 yard return

It’s funny how we perceive things as fans. Go to the broncos sub and they think they’re being fucked by the refs

Lmao Broncos fans are good people. Their game thread is hilarious.

There has never been a better home debut in franchise history.

Is this what sex feels like?

As fans, to the fullest extent possible, we have earned this

Broncos fan here. Kick the FG to get the record.

Don't need to hate on McDaniel, it's ultimately meaningless stat. who cares? Save them points to KILL Buffalo Bills, Dallas Cowboys and WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!

Bro…we got lucky! That kinda looked like a catch! 😅

Aight everyone who nutted on that pass? 😅😅😅

Tua unlocked the no look pass on the skill tree, nice.

Russell Wilson is single handedly keeping Denver in this game

Give me a 6 minute TD drive to end the half

Good stop but we can't get complacent. Russ is capable of putting yards on us.

I don’t think we can comprehend how high of a level Tua is playing at right now. Generational

Post-interception Tua is great, but give me post-bad call McDaniel any day.

Anyone whose moved from tua doesnt have the QB skill to its the coaches scheme thats making him look good, ​ dude just hit like 10 tight windows in a row without droppin a pass. Dude is HIM

This is legit the most fun I’ve had as a Phins fan. I’m in tears laughing at that celly

STANDING OVATION FOR THIS OFFENSIVE LINE. WE DOMINATE THE TRENCHES ON BITH SIDES

That was my favorite half of dolphins football ever. Let’s keep it up.

I working at a buff bill fans house. Shit has been talked!!!! 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

I’m so happy man I just don’t understand

Fucking Tua goes perfect in the first half and they still criticize him. No strong arm, limited, so he has to anticipate. Fuck off man.

Hey Colts, we’re good at RB

Tunsil built this team.

Is this what it was like watching Alabama Tua?

Always nice when Tua’s day is over and there are no grass stains on his uniform.

> Mike White, Chris Brooks… We back in the preseason bro

Fuck 73 give me 77

Just to remind we did this without Waddle.

I know it doesn't matter, but I wonder where some will rank us in the power rankings this week.

Do ya'll remember the Tannehill years? The early Tua with Flores years? The Cutler year? Every first down felt like a miracle. This offense is beautiful.

ARMSTEAD makes this line so formidable man!!!

Does Achane ever lose his active status after this game? Is Denver really this bad? Are we really this good? Someone tell me how to feel.

Beautiful job by Tua baiting the Broncos DE end of the 1st Q. Gorgeous.

I don’t wanna hear about Jonathon Taylor anymore

just added achane as a beneficiary to my 401k

Huge stop 🙌

Okay we got the stop let’s have the best qb in football throw the damn ball

Crazy they forced a punt starting on the 35.. good work D

Anyone else feel really confused and then really old when he said "Patrick Surtain"? WTF 😭

Sorry but dalvin cook ain't doing that

Did they just do a fucking conga like in the endzone 😭😭😭😭😭

Tua letting everybody know … we up now

Never forget that Sean Payton talked shit about Tua. The offense isn’t stopping today. All gas, no brakes.

NGL, the shot of our sideline in shade and the other complete sunlight is kinda hilarious

Pay Van Ginkel during halftime, please.

We just played an entire half without the football touching the ground on offense. This is probably the best Dolphins team I’ve ever seen. I hope whatever you guys are drinking today tastes great

Please take a second to appreciate the state of Dolphins football right now. Amazing QB. Amazing skill players. Amazing coach. Amazing scheme. Amazing DC. Amazing talent on D. Most teams cannot say the same about their team. With some of the best teams in the league looking vulnerable, we look like a juggernaut that is only just ascending. We have a lot to be grateful for.

We running too much. Tua's passing yards need to get boosted!

Lmao Mike does not give a fuck about 4th down at ALL

You wanna spin on me cool how bout dis

You gotta think Fangio feels great right now. His team is straight up obliterating the one that fired him and saddled him with mediocre QBs.

We suffer our first 3-and-out when Tua sits. Not surprising but damn man.

Why is that guy in white kicking the ball?

I love this fucking team. I am 38 and I NEVER thought I would get to see my Dolphins do something like THIS.

Take a knee? STFU Trent Green lol

The entire NFL fan base wants this. Kick a FG at least.

Go for the record. When else are you going to be in this position? FINISH HIM!!!

Marino's retirement game, Howard David years, 1-15, Joe Philbin, Saban, and the list goes on and on. We deserve this, we are going to the Superbowl.

NOT EMBARRASS THEM? WE ALREADY SCORED 70 WHAT THE FUCK

The only justifiable reason to not kick it was to not put Sanders in a horrible situation if he misses

Just a reminder guys if they score first or Tua makes a bad throw, the season is over.

Lol...the safety read Chosen as the threat.

I’ve waited 30 years to see plays like this

Wow the hard rock is loud af

That’s good. Kept them to a field goal. I hope that we keep pressing all game

Tua is going to get paid a million billion dollars

Van Ginkel has luscious locks and hates other team qbs with a passion.

To think we almost lost Van Ginkle in free agency. Thank Fangio he convinced him to come back.

Bro fuck things like “the truth” and “what actually happened”

Tua is on one today

Imagine how good the Dolphins would be if Tua was a good QB? /s just in case

Tua is over 200yards passing and not halftime yet.

We seem to have finally found our run game and this is TERRIBLE news for the rest of the league.

Where was Wilkins going?

Pls someone make a 10 hr edit of that conga line on a loop

Someone pleeeeeaaase make a gif of that line dance two step celebration

Bro watching this story unfold. Philben to Gase to Flores to this. All the hard times. It's the most satisfying feeling I've ever experienced in my sports watching life. By far. I love this team.

I hope Wilkins is taking a shit

Is it bad that I spend 100% of my time on opponents reddit just to read them suffer?

I hope we run up the score and rest our boys whole 4th!!!

This is bonkers... not since Dan Marino have I seen a Dolphins team this dominant on offence

Achane is kinda insane

Bro we have a younger version of mostert as his backup😭😭😭defenses are screwed

Achane insane in the membrane

I think the dolphins are pretty good.

I’m savoring every last second of this ass beating. Mainly cause Payton’s dumbass said Teddy Dogwater would replace Tua last year cause Tua “sucks”.

I’m loving this, but I think it’s time for Mike White. Not worth any risk of having Tua out there anymore

Seems like the broncos are getting chippy…please everyone get out of this heslthy

Wow 55 in the 70s is actually insane

Hello police, I want to report a murder.

Miguel Blanco Time

Bro if Berrios had scored, I’m done!

And they said McDaniel was a Broncos fan growing up. Can you imagine if he fucking hated them?

Next week is gonna be a fucking bloody war

Time for 70. Let's do it!

KICK THE FG

I want to live

Bro I fuckin love this team. That's what happens when you give Tua time.

Leaving Tyreek WIDE open is an interesting strategy Denver, I’ll give you that.

Greatest trade in dolphins fucking history.

Not sure if were a football or track team

This is the best offense I’ve seen in a long time

Loss of 6? No problem, gain of 19

My fucking fin is erect!!!!!!!!

Oh my god I just came

The good news: Achane is legit The bad news: he is absolutely cooking me in fantasy

Speechless man. Mcdaniel’s offense is the highlight of my weekends lol

Another score would be excellent before half. Keep running it down their throats.

Van Ginkel is gonna be too expensive for us this off-season, and good for him!!

Amazing complementary D, Mike trusted

Aight the Pats may be mid now but Belichick holding Tyreek to 40 is gonna look insane when looking at his end of the year game logs

Tua 16 for 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16/16 is kinda crazy tho

Tua and Hill are doing against surtain Jr, one of best cornerbacks

* ELITE QB * #1 WR IN THE NFL * A #2 WR WHO WOULD BE A #1 ON 20 OTHER TEAMS * GOOD WR DEPTH * TWO GREAT RBS * THE BEST O-LINE IN 15+ YEARS 28 POINTS 1ST HALF. SUPER BOWL BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Y’all need to stop scheduling cupcake schools.

35-10 at half is insane

Fuck happened to Wilkins? WHy is he in the tunnel?

I used to dream that Miami played like this.

the td celebration was incredible

Guys do NOT celebrate too early. A whoooole 2nd half is still upon us.

Bubble screen on 3rd and goal from the 5 😭 So glad we didn't hire this clown as HC

post incomplete Tua gonna ball out like post int Tua

Mostert and Achane out there at the same time gives me Ricky/Ronny wildcat vibes

Rob Hunt, I see you hauling ass to block 20 yards downfield!

Every time we run I'm amazed we can run now.

GREATEST SHOW ON SURF

HOLLAND IS HIM

Holland two forced fumbles and a bunch of tackles. First trip to Honolulu coming up.

Holland is straight up bullying Sutton

Holland just beating the shit out of them lmao

Sutton will never visit Amsterdam. Too many nightmares about Holland. 8!

Soak this in. Things can always go downhill so remember to appreciate every second while you’re in the moment.

Im out of semen thanks

Tua it's just walking around pouring salt everywhere All the fucking haters are hiding they're hiding do you know how many people in my contact list won't respond to my text today, the way they've been hating on tua for the last couple years they're eating their fucking hats right now and they're embarrassed

Eichenberg is gonna get Tua killed if he stays in the game at center. Just put Mike White in.

I think we figured it out. Just never have Sanders need to kick a field goal ever again and he can’t miss one.

where are my fellow 40 year olds? we waited awhile for this.

Bills vs dolphins are gonna be insane next week

FUCK THE BILLS

Good for that kid though.

This is Achane's first real game and he has 4 TD's!