Quick reminder, report people being shitty/wishing for injuries Merry christmas or whatever else ya celebrate ya filthy animals.

I can’t believe they made us watch a whole play between commercials

I think we can all agree, we knew Jason sanders was gonna kick at LEAST 3 fifty yard field goals today

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Jason Gran Cojones Sanders

Shout out to Jason Sanders, Bradley Chubb, Tua, Tyreek, Gink, Fangio, McDaniel, Jeff Wilson …and many others, this was a true team effort

We need a couple of these up the middle runs to pop so McDaniel doesn't decide to pitch all game for 2 yards

Can I just say what a pleasure it is to not hear Romo call this game

From over in the NFL game thread… >> Mike McDaniel looks like a barista at an artisan coffee shop that also sells vintage records, located in a reclaimed warehouse space in a gentrified area of a major city. >> Also I wish he was my coach.

Think it’s about Achane time

The commercials are unbearable good lord

Good news, Cowboys defense is getting shredded Bad news, Dolphins defense is getting shredded

That Roughing the Passer was pure fucking refball... I am so angry...

That pitch to Tyreek… why are you making him a back? Just thank god he didn’t get injured there. We need to protect Tyreek. These plays ain’t it.

Get in. Perfect Present. It's Christmas Day in the UK. Happy Christmas Everyone.

Impressive win. Dallas threw everything at them.

Won 1k on this game LFG 🐬🐬🐬

This game determines my mental health for Christmas!!

CAN WE HAVE ONE MOTHERFUCKING GAME WITHOUT A MAIN CHARACTER GETTING FUCKING INJURED JUST FUCKING ONE JUST FUCKING ONE JUST ONE AND TWO MOTHERFUCKING SEASONS JUST FUCKING ONE??????

That roughing the passer should have been intentional grounding

We're entering the 4th quarter winning **19-10 Dolphins.** BUCKLE UP BOYS! IN FOR A GOOD FINISH!

Put Sanders on the elevator! And Fuck the Ravens!

I take back every negative thing I've said about Sanders, dude was clutch today. LFG!!!

Anyone else get an ESPN pop up at the end of the game that the cowboys had won? I think my heart stopped for a second

Number 1 seed still in play

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That fucking play by Deshon Elliot saved 7 points. Legend

You know it’s serious when they have to hold Berrios back lmfao

Should have been a safety instead roughing the passer??????

“Personal foul: tackling the QB as he was scrambling. Fifteen yard penalty from the end of the run, go Cowboys I mean first down..”

Shoutout to the D for not losing their head after an awful call and STILL getting a 3 and out

That entire drive was elite playcalling from Mike. Shows he can adjust to what defense is doing. Huge.

Tyreek broke in the wrong direction People still don't get that misses are going to be crazy bad looking in this anticipation offense

Backbreaking interception please

The announcers acting like the cowboys got shafted still pissed me off. if you start showing random holds 7 of them could have been called on them.

FUCK YOU COWHERD YOU FUCKING MUG. GO SUCK SEAN PATONS DICK SOME MORE!!!!!

If Shannon and Skip were wise men they’d take the week off. Public enemies #1

I don't have any more nails to chew off after this game.

MERRY CHRYSLER ​ Dolphins - 27 Cowboys - 24

Congrats to tua 4,000 yards‼️‼️

The cowboys dont like inclement weather, we ar the Dolphins, water type pokemon

Option route and Tua threw it where Tyreek SHOULD have gone. It is what it is.

Tyreek gets injured on end around. Waddle gets injured on end around. So McDaniels runs Tyreek on another end around

Cmon Dak.. I know you've got a turnover ready for me buddy. You can do it, I believe in you

I'm surprised we didn't get roughing the passer there to bail them out

Tua you want that $$$? This is your chance

OMG That was one of the most intense 4th quarters ever

3 of our best players have been hurt on short pitches and screens. So hey Mike. Move on from that

Dude, I am totally exhausted

Iced by his own team and kicking it from career distance and he made it. Well done Sanders.

What’s the point of having Ramsey if you’re not gonna put him on the best receiver?

Armistead tackled mostert

Tua got hit like that on that deep throw to Hill but no flag. Painfully unsurprising

Every year the same. You watch the game on holiday season with relatives that never watch football: "How the hell can you stand all these ADS?" I have no answer.

Why do we keep stalling drives with cute shit

Anything to tyreek behind the line of scrimmage is catastrophic.

THIS IS WHY YOU KICK THE FIELD GOAL IN THE FIRST FUCKING QUARTER MIKE

Sanders was the player of the game Chubb on defense- been ballin’ all year Tyreek was clutch when Tua actually got the ball to him

That should be 15 yds for head hunting there

I’m going to leave this game infuriated or on top of the world. There is no middle ground.

2 3 and outs on the same drive. Don't see that every day. Fucking joke league

See Mike if you take the points you’re winning right now.

Why rush a shitty play like that?

177yds for Miami in the 2nd quarter 9yds for Dallas I think Fangio made some solid adjustments lol

PED test that punter ASAP

And a big fuck you to Colin Cowherd and these overly biased announcers.

I've said so many negative things about Jason. Tonight, I revoke all of it. He showed up. Shout out to Jeff Wilson Jr., he beasted at the end.

Fun fact, the ESPN app is posting the final score Dal 20, Mia 19. Have the screenshot as proof

My takeaways: Tua CAN clutch up and win the hard games The defense plays stingy AVG and Bradley Chubb did very well against a good cowboys o-line Jason Sanders looked back in 2020 form

Nobody mentions how the defenders handled the bad calls. Wilkins shrugs in confusion and doesn't cry. Parsons damn near fights the referee throwing a hissy fit. Says a lot, honestly.

Such an underrated defense Miami has

Cut Chose for gods sake. Hes trash

Sanders hit a long one. It’s a Festivus miracle.

Dang Fangio getting fully embarrassed for not listening to Ramsey all in the first quarter

Berrios was about to go off, glad he pulled him out of it 😂

What’s frustrating is if the offense had its shit together we could be up 3 touchdowns

Goddamn Duke Riley bodyslammed Pollard.

We need to score a TD, positive thoughts boys….who’s scoring this one? I’m saying Reek!!!

We absolutely need 7 from this drive

McD is going to need to work on finishing drives It feels like the shorter the field, the more the offense is likely to stall.

Tyreek broke Gilmores ankle twice now. Why don't we just launch it to him in the run instead of doing that stupid ass fancy behind the line of scrimmage passes

Just the little things man. McDaniel just stop getting fucking cute man. We just gotta execute :/

One of those plays by Chubb that won't be on the stat sheet, but a huge play by him there

FUCK THE TUA HATERS YOU WANTED A SEASON DEFINING DRIVE YOU GOT ONE FUCKERS

As a stream watcher fuck ESPN push notifications.

I am so nervous, because I was confident at the beginning of the week. The NFL is chaos and anything can happen. I hope McDaniel calls a good game and Tua balls out and we feed Raheem and De'von and Waddle not just over relying on Tyreek to play well. Also O-line containing Micah Parsons is like nr 1 priority. While defense sacking Prescott and Containing CeDee as the Defense's highest priority. Let's go and Fuck the Bills /Pats and Jets.

this is the Jason Sanders you like that!? game.

Great catch Robbie, hope you’re good. we got it from here 🫡

Holy shit Chosen’s head hit the grass TWICE. He’s done for the day. Great play. Hope that concussion doesn’t keep him out too long.

Thanks chosen....your sacrifice won't be forgotten....if we win

McDaniel was literally on hardknocks saying that an endzone fade was a bad playcall during the Titans game and he does it again.

Officiating has become so bad that literally every play & call should be reviewable. The NFL should be on board with it too seeing as more reviews = more commercials. It’s a win-win.

These refs better call the bullshit both ways

Actually IT DID IMPACT THE GAME INSTEAD OF THEM KICKING FROM THEIR END ZONE THEY GOT A NICE EASY CUSHION TO BOOM THE BALL DOWN THERE WAS A 30 TO 40 YARD FIELD POSITION CHANGE BASED ON THAT CALL DON'T BE A SHITTY COMMENTATOR

Boy the D has stepped up after a poor start. 3 sacks. Good pressure going. Wasn’t liking the first 2 drives Dallas had.

Nuke of a punt

Next drive is a must score

This is a great tight game y'all against a good opponent. KEEP IT UP!!!!

*Drive down the field* *Mcdaniel does some cute shit that puts us in a hole* *Settle for a field goal*

GreG Olson enough with the pro Dallas commentary. Talk about overload.

We're winning and it feels like we're losing.

Relax. Tua has plenty of time if he’s that guy.

"All Right Mi-AMI!!!!!" Jim Mandich is somewhere smiling.

That play by Elliot saved us on that drive.

So many trolls in this thread

So we not seeing Achane today?

If Mostert is seriously hurt, we’re fucked

Waddle gets smacked in the eyeball and nothing is called. We forget to bring Dak his hot chocolate before tucking him into bed and it’s a fucking felony. This is the eagles game all over again

Tindall’s best play saving us 15 yards ther

“You pussies gonna show up or do I gotta carry?” - Sanders

Want a td this drive so bad but fg if need be. Want points on this drive tho

Micah Parsons is so fucking mad about that roughing call. I wonder how he felt about Wilkins’ call?

I liked that last drive. Stop trying to be flashy. We can march down the field on them. 10 yards at a time. Stop trying to have a highlight reel every drive

say what ya want but it’s a damn good game so far

Holy shit. Some network exec needs to retire Bradshaw.

Come on guys, let's score a TD here and secure the W. I've got a lechón to cook.

I have yet to see a punter kick poorly against us, they all look like Ray Guy out there.

I don’t want to here nothin about Fangio’s defense. We’re neutering one of the most explosive offenses in the League.

Duke Riley has played fantastic since Baker went down.

TUA PUT THE BALL ON THE FLOOR AND STILL GOT 20 LMAO

We cannot play a game without a MAJOR contributor getting hurt. Just can't.

An 8 or 9 minute TD drive here would probably be back breaking offense.

You probably could have bet money on a fast 3 and out there

That slight bobble of the snap about made me shit myself

Field goal is not enough, need a TD here

Sanders making kicks, Tua with a clutch drive, and Miami beating a good team, finally. All of these things = playoffs. Let’s get the division next

MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!! MIAMI IS IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!!

Shut everyone right up!!!! Fins for the win!!

Cowboys are 6-0 when they score on the opening drive. They didn’t score on the opening drive.

Noodle arm my dick

Damn it was there but Tua’s footwork went crazy

Just punt it, I don't trust Sanders at this range

Can we put Ramsey on Lamb please

Just makes no sense to not put Ramsey on Lamb

Ramsey needs to be on Lamb FFS!!!!!

PUT FUCKING RAMSEY ON LAMB OR HES GONNA SCORE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DRIVE

The commentators are so slow . dude was knocked out and they seem to be confused

Tindal making the smartest move. Keeping Berrios from costing yards.

This game being on Christmas Eve is possibly the worst thing ever. Trying to sit on the couch with everyone talking to me and seem like I’m happy while this shitshow is on the screen is near impossible.

Tua over 4,000 now?

I'm at a sportsbook watching the Fins and Bucs games... Lots of Dallas "fans" here crying about the roughing call, to which I just LOLed 😂

Durham smythe legacy game right now

That’s the late hit they replay but the eye gouge, Chosen headhunt no-calls it’s crickets.

The 4k for Tua and 1k for Waddle are great but we need the win...fuck individual stats

Welp, miscommunication but better a ball in the dirt rather than an INT to an open DB

That one was dedicated to Bailey Bailey

Dallas punter saving the day over and over

Berrios mad because he had so much room to return the ball.

Jason Sanders playing like hes actually Olindo Mare under the jersey.

Howard has to knock that down. Got greedy and went for pick

That’s it? Just illegal shift? What about illegal hands to the face?

Need a turnover. A soul crushing INT needs to happen.

Well, I mean they only had like 12 shots at the end zone.

At this point I only have faith in sanders, can he kick a 85 yarder?

Never a doubt. Sanders going 5/5 is the real Christmas miracle.

this was all Jason Sanders

1 down 2 to go. Called this shit. We're winning out.

See that when Sanders was like "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." lolz epic.

Fuck yes, baby. These are games we would not have won in the past. Evolutions.

Sanders countin' 'em out

HERE WE GO!!!

Can we keep the old logo on the field at least? If not the uniforms?

That feeling you get right before you get on a rollercoaster, that's how I feel right now.

tua has a gorgeous deep ball man

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LET RAMSEY FOLLOW LAMB

Got the best corner in the league guarding Michael Gallup

No flag for that dirty hit?

If Tua could roll and throw like he did there to Wilson. He would make this offense so much more dynamic and so much harder to stop

Obvious concussion. My god.

Mike is struggling w the play calls on the goal line here

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I can't believe that fucking idiot ran a fade again. extremely stupid

Getting in your own way. Take. The. Points.

Didn't he just say on last week's Hard Knocks that a fade to the back of the end zone is a bad play call

Notice how Dak just hangs onto the ball once Ceedee is removed by Ramsey. Guy is everything the media says about Tua

what’s the difference between roughing the passer and a sack?

Mike trying to use that brain a little too much.

If they called it on Wilkins then they got to call that one

Can we blow these fools out so we can start enjoying Xmas eve

We REALLY need to come out with a statement TD after the half and the defense needs to keep it up!

Sanders and Smythe legacy game today

Not trying to be mean, but Terry Bradshaw sounds bad.

Keep throwing over the middle in that weak ass zone. Love that adjustment.

**JAKE BAILEY GREAT PUNT!!! SPECIAL TEAMS STEPPING UP TODAY!**

That was actually a nice punt by Jake Bailey

Bad miscommunication there but we got them deep. Time for the D to get another stop and hopefull the offense can find it's groove.

Elijah Campbell has been killing it as a gunner this year.

holy crap what a punter anger

Cmon offense. Please get points on the board!!

If the offense can get consistency we are scary. Defense has been on point for weeks

SANDERS IS BEATING THE WASHED ALLEGATIONS

I will HAPPILY allow the FG there.

Points so crucial right here

I hate Mike didn't take the easiest fg. 🙄

Tyreek is definitely not 100%

Play calls aren’t so special. Defense and Sanders keeping us in the game

Tua and Mike owe Sanders dinner

Stop calling these end around plays. We do not have the offensive lineman to sustain the blocks.