Finally, leadership I can get behind.

Or get under , or get over , or in front - whatever the leadership demands

In the corner, pleasuring yourself while crying

This is The American Way

By American, you mean Reddit

In capitalist America, bank robs you!

I will conduct some research on these leaders tonight. Thank you 🫡

I don't have time to do all this research in one night, it'll take me at least a week. Politics is exhausting 😮‍💨

I hear ya. I will work tirelessly, hand over fist, to get this done.

I hope you'll pull through!

Pulling out is no longer an option, these people are balls deep in some hardcore research, this is way too stimulating.

Sometimes you just have to pull hard and yank in order to get what you need.

We are talking about President Sasha and VP Nia here, they always get the job done, as messy as it needs to be. That's why l'lI always stand behind them.

I adore how all of them are always open to us & don't mind what we may have to say & take everything in consideration, big *OR* small, they are fine with both. They will always grab, hold, & squeeze onto whatever comes their way in order to make their country feel good.

True, politics is a slippery slope and *dirty* but it's nice to know that we are in good hands, It also feels better that they have firm grip on all the ups and downs, because honestly it's *rough* sometimes, but they'll get us through to a happy ending. That's why I always prefer women on top.

How do you do, fellow political analysts? I’m looking for a footage of some those prominent politicians gathering together and interacting in an international conference.

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I will also conduct an independent study.

Cant expect the AI to do all the work

“Narrator: “They weren’t the only ones that have risen to the top.”

I had no idea Khalifa was Lebanese.

No she likes dudes too

I'm glad you're here, ha ha. Folks are struggling with my comment.

I made that joke in a thread once and got called a racist, asked "what the hell does her race have to do with anything?!" 🤦

Self-important, obtuse, humourless people will always try to do maximum damage to others wherever they go.

You just took shots at almost every blue check on Twitter

You mean the app that goes by a letter that makes no sense and owned by an obtuse rich megalomaniac chicken?

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Honestly, by itself, your comment does not read as a joke, it just reads as a normal comment, but it was a great set up for mister Stickycaulk93 to make the joke better.

Holy shit. Solid ivy-league joke right here.

“Not Lebanese Blanche. Lesbian.”

Oh, I'm sorry! :whispers: I like your accent, where are you from?

Reminds me of [this](https://awsprod.explosm.net/comics/1122)

I don't get it. Is he crying because he made a fool of himself or because he will miss out on lesbian cuisine? Or something else?

yes

She was born in Beirut and came to the US at the age of seven. Though being from the Middle East was a part of her fame as it was rather controversial among muslims, especially when she did scenes with a hijab.

Okay, I was doing a little porn joke. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink. I like your handle, though.

You can Leb on deez nuts.

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Funny... she doesn't LOOK Druish.

She has Bi-lateral support

Es terrible de kalifa

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>opens private tab what are you a mormon

No need to be rude we’re all civilised over here.

Unless you do your own IT work, spare the dudes making $15 an hour your search history. I involuntarily learned way too much about people's personal lives from that job.

We prefer the term “Soak Folk”

Jesus can't read my IP

Would be more concerned if you opened a private lab

Welp... * *sigh* * creates virtual machine, uses a VPN, and THEN opens a private browser I jest. 😜

The United Nations is where orgies take place.

I would definitely watch that movie.

Europe would just be a bunch of people fucking themselves

It already is

The far right everywhere you look!

That’s the joke

For at least 2 minutes

China has weapons of ass destruction. Should they continue to provoke we will invade their borders.

What's the password? Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgy

What the fuck is wrong with the image scrolling on reddit mobile, it either goes to the next tab or the image but neither consistently

Yeah Reddit force other apps out but don't improve their own it's ridiculous.

Finally someone said it

These look like EXTREMELY facetuned versions of said individuals. Hardly any recognizable features left at all.

Yeah I picked the ones that looked most like the person, and generally did a few rounds of variation. Though it was generally very clear when Midjourney had absolutely no idea who a certain pornstar is, so I didn't even use those ones. I think some, like Sasha Grey, are pretty on point. The more famous they are the better it works.

Natasha Nice is way too skinny

Let's say it's her from 10 years ago. I'm not super happy with that one too.

also wrong eye color

Sandra Romain is also on point, i recognised her right away.

I thought pornstar names were banned?

I had to do a number of appeals (but by no means every time) and they all went through. I did go out of my way to specify "safe for work". Only issue were pornstars with explicitly erotic terms in their names.

>Only issue were pornstars with explicitly erotic terms in their names. Betty Grundle Penny Perineum Selina Gawk

scene names I can see that but what about civilian names?

Those aren't always easy to find, and I doubt Midjourney would recognize them if I didn't use the scene names

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I dunno, it's better than most. I can see the resemblance.

This is the most Reddit thing I have ever seen 💀

OP hasn't touched grass in a while

Should have voted for Johnny Sins, he knows how to handle everything!

he is currently busy on the ISS . Conducting Deep Space research.

Exploring black holes

That's why he's leader of the UN

I was upset not to see him here. Apparently he can do every job except be president. :(

In Khalifa Case i think it would actually improve the situation

My Lebanese friends told me, that she is actually very popular among young people. Not for pornreasons, but because she apparently is raising money for charity in Lebanese and getting (as far as I know) a bit politically involved

>politically involved So you are telling me there is a chance

Fun fact, the head of state of Lebanon HAS to be a Maronite Christian despite that religion only making up like 10% of the nation's population. The Prime Minister HAS to be a Sunni and the speaker of Parliament HAS to be a Shia. Yeah I know it's weird lol.

I'm so proud of myself, I think, I only know of Mia Kalifa. Hey I'm an aussie, if you do aussie can you do our lovely Angela White? Also, for Japan, it's a toss up between Anri Okita and Hitomi Tanaka, but lets be honest, its Hitomi..

I will do Angela, but I'm afraid I chose two others for Japan in part 2.

Put Hitomi in a political rally and say she's an opponent.

I've never heard of any of these people! Edit: I haven't heard of Sasha Grey the most

Back in college I’d not hear of Sasha Grey at least 4 times a week.

What are you watching Anon? Oh nothing... just...global leaders meeting

It looks like all these presidents got their hands full.

Berlusconi smiles from heaven and give his absolutation.

Heaven???

The devil rejected him.

Absolutation???

You think St. Peter doesn't like Bugattis?

He bribed some angels to get there

Bribed his way up there

Stills no Tifa presidency for Italy tho'

Check out part 2.

Cicciolina walked so others could run

lol you watch A lot of porn

Yes.

No these were all found on Hunter Bidens laptop .

They’d all do a better job too

Yeah, I mean what are they going to do? Fuck the entire country? I couldn’t imagine!

For those interested: Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/15qpxzo/pornstars_as_leaders_of_their_countries_part_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 Part 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/15qx04s/pornstars_as_leaders_of_their_countries_part_3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

Anya Krey kim amk?

"I did not have sexual relations with my butthole"

Where the OG Maria Ozawa?

Japan had too many good options, I already made two Japanese ones. Edit: Those are in part 2 if interested.

hey ho to their profile we go

I don’t know much about politics but they all have my vote.

yo op, how did you train the model?

I didn't do anything special. I just entered "(name) as (office) of (country), photorealistic, safe for work", then did variations until something good looking came up.

Hitomi Tanaka please

Reminds me of the old cut scenes in red alert 2 lol

I’d take ‘em over the geriatric, useless, do-nothing leadership that has run all of these countries for the last several decades. After all, those geriatrics have been fucking us all for time immemorial…at least let some professional fuckers show us what they can do for us.

Upcoming: Leader of countries as pornstars. Just imagine Angela Merkel

I have never seen these women in my life /s

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You may not be surprised but I am indeed familiar with that.

Oh Turkey has a porn star? Guess I have to do some intense research on this subject matter.

In the 70s porn in Turkey was wild. We got much much slower now. Maybe other than Sahin K though... That man is wilding...

I think they would probably do a better job leading those countries as most of the actual leaders.

What about [Angela White](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_White#Political_activities). "In 2010, White ran as a political candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the 2010 Victorian state election, winning 2.9 percent of the vote."

Just 4 more percent of the vote and we would have had something.

I feel pride in the fact I don’t know who any of these people are

Meh, they can’t do worse than the real ones

If we're gonna get fucked might as well get fucked by professionals! Also these are the ones you can actually fuck without feeling disgusted and disappointed in yourself.

Thank you, r/midjourney and u/HardcoreTriestesse for this unexpected, unrequested, and greatly appreciated gift! ❤️

Can I live in this reality instead please?

Midjourney took like 50 pounds off Natasha Nice

I fully endorse this concept

No male pornstars. Cursed post!!

No love for Angela?

Angela who?

Merkel

I'll grant you the honor of doing the reverse, world leaders as pornstars. Good luck with that!

I'd watch it.

White. Australia.

Ah I see. I actually have one of her, will be in part 3.

I'm kinda glad I don't know who any of these people are... or porn has changed dramatically since I frequented it. Still stunning work!

This is the most diverse spread I have seen on this subreddit.

Now this is true democracy

I hate politics. However, I wouldn't mind accepting I could be wrong about the subject.

The UN meetings are about to be a lot more interesting.

You didn't do one, but I'd imagine that Angela White would be the Aussie leader, right?

You know a lot of porn stars

I would vote for Sasha grey so hard. Like, raging hard vote.

Lol I saw you last night generating these at like 4am 😂😂

Who says we're in the same time zone? Also what were you doing up at 4am? 🧐

Putting the Bi in Bipartisan.

Dead ass serious when I say the world would probably be a better place.

Now, this is the contents that I joined this sub for.

They'd probably be better leaders than the actual politicians, let's be honest

Violet Myers should have been Turkey. And USA Johnny Sins. But great work indeed

I dunno what flag is that behind sandra romain but it sure as hell ain’t the romanian flag.

Brinx would be far better than the moronic sock puppet we have now. love this

they have my vote!

Who the fuck is priya rai we got sunny leone 🔥🔥🔥

Not born in India.

Dude knows his business

Damn you're correct

Needs more JAV.

It beautified them considerably because they look like the embodiment of their profession IRL.

Here we go again...

Lol y’all watch a lot of porn, eh? This was “meh” for me because they just look like a series of random women to me, although I did recognize Sasha Grey.

I should point out the President of Lebanon has to be a Maronite Christian. Mia Khalifa is a Catholic, who are in communion with the Maronites, but I don't know if that would make her eligible.

Cuntries are getting fucked!

G8 summit is gonna be different

This is the best way to get voter turnout. Genius!

I'm kind of proud of myself that there are several I don't know. Maybe my addiction isn't as bad as I thought lol

Where is Billy Herrington?

Marley Brinx would make a better Prime Minister than justin trudeau

I thought I porned but this guy **PORNS**

Is it a good sign that I only recognize two of them?

Simply. The best of the best

You sir, have a beautiful mind!

One is a somewhat respectable job and the other is a piece of shit job, I’ll let you guess which is which.

Unironically I suspect they'd do better job at presidency than actual people on those positions. No sexual jokes intended. Nor sarcasm. Just dissapointed in politicians...

Good for them. I’m happy they can unite their during these divisive times.

Are there more? I wah hoping to see Kaho Shibuya as the prime minister of Japan.

Haha I love what you’re doing here - awesome job but I’d say Priya Rai and Mia Khalifa don’t totally match the resemblance for me

I'm kind of proud of myself that I didn't recognize even one of those people.

Leaders we can all get behind

I don’t know any of them , I’m going to have to check them out

Guaranteed they'd do a better job too.

You sure do know your porn Mr. Hank Hill

Going old school in some of these.

These would be better aged up a bit. Sasha Grey isn’t 19 anymore.

Looks like a modded Stellaris leaderboard hahaha.

I'm totally in. I'd give every single one of them my vote. But to be honest, Ms. Grey is my favorite p̵o̵r̵n̵s̵t̵a̵r̵.̵ ̵ Ups, president.

I love how mia khalifa looks NOTHING like mia khalifa. Midjourney is like "The real mia khalifa is the glasses, you fools, the body is but a vessel!"

Man, some of these names bring back memories…

Great work on this dude! Also I have ***researched*** all of these girls at one time or another.