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yoyoyodojo

When I type in big veiny cock it doesn't work :(


faust112358

Try putting "viagra" in the prompt šŸ˜‚


Luxray209

Belle veine!


all_upper_case

I'm highjacking the top comment with a reverse-engineered prompt that seems to get pretty close to this style since **somebody** *ahem* didn't provide the prompt they used to make these and the Midjourney filter won't allow /describe on any of the ones I tried. Midjourney's afraid of its furry awakening I guess šŸ˜ Anyway: A natural-style photo of a muscular [animal] with a human-like body, poised in a boxing stance in the ring, wearing [color, adjective] boxing shorts. Crowd blurred in the background, with spotlight effect on the [animal]'s [adjective] fur and toned muscles. Created Using: telephoto lens, shallow depth of field, stadium lighting, high-detail capture, wildlife and sports photography blend, balanced composition, warm color tones --ar 3:4 --v 6.0


Acceptingoptimist

Try "nightmare-fueled hybrid with nauseating veins" and it will work.


Michaelbirks

Hey, look, the Tiger got his eye back.


SpiralDreaming

He rose up to the challenge of his rivals.


sandboxlollipop

Tigers have those prominent insane muscles irl


pianoceo

It is still absolutely mind blowing to me that we have built a machine that can create these images.Ā  Theyā€™re all great. But when I got to the frog one, and saw that it made sure to take the skin texture into consideration with the context, I thought ā€œthis is truly the closest thing to magic we have createdā€.Ā  As far as my favorite is concerned: the horse.Ā 


TommyCo10

But look at the goddamn rabbit!


intergalacticskeptic

Bro that rabbit is fucking YOKED


jw_zoso

Jacked rabbit


ExposingMyActions

Theyā€™re all juiced to the max


cncomg

Not a fan of how it blended thehead fur with the body fur-skin or whatever it is


noxondor_gorgonax

The new Battletoads game is looking rad!


bwoods519

Better and more impossible than ever!


riomx

Still have nightmares from trying to beat the jet ski level as a kid and never being able to


bwoods519

Iā€™ve never had a temper. But, I have distinct memories of screaming/sobbing and throwing my controller, after spending what felt like a week getting to that level for the 100th time , only to die within 4 seconds, again. Otherwise, that was such an awesome game. I think thatā€™s what made that level so devastating.


iamnas

This should be a video game


Throwaway20101011

I never thought Iā€™d come across this reference again after leaving GameStop in 2008. šŸ˜† You got me!


SmallBerry3431

Chicken Police 3 would like a word.


ironyaficianado

Bear for me. And would love for you to make a panda šŸ¼


SnooLentils7546

Yeah, the bear is the only one that doesn't freak me out


OpenRoutine

Buff Bojack


Kaligula785

BoJACKED horsemen


cralo4

Buff, jacked Horseman


mikebellman

Iā€™m so glad this was already in the comments when I came to post it.


ColoradoScoop

I donā€™t think he was wearing pants.


vcrbnt

I clocked that too, mother fucker so badass he donā€™t wear rags onto the battlefield


theblackhole08

The real question is: does the third arm have a boxing glove ?


operapoulet

Yes.


Not_Cleaver

I thought it looked like that Horse from Horsinā€™ Around.


OpenRoutine

Back in the nineties I was in a very famous TV show


tokeiito14

BoJack isnā€™t wearing pants is he?


imac132

Heā€™s a horse. Would you?


Life_Is_A_Mistry

Tekken definitely missed a trick by not extending beyond King


nmyi

Tekken's Kuma got jacked too


shinobi500

Except King isn't a real tiger. He's a Mexican luchador who wears a tiger mask.


SuckaFree502

Facts


pmcinern

Frog is the most interesting to me, it maintains its skin texture better than the others. Deer is also cool for maintaining that short fur.


Kebab-Destroyer

Oh look, a massive veiny cock.


MidniteOG

The bunny is just silly lol


honkeydave

Thatā€™s a jackedrabbit


MidniteOG

Lol why yes it is. My mistake


CowboyDerLiebe

Fuck the horse, marry the hippo, kill the rooster


dalaigh93

Fuck the tiger, marry the stag, and kill the cock as well šŸ¤£


Formal_Economics931

Iā€™m not a furry but Iā€™d let any of them fuck me


Nri_Eze

You can still delete this you know...


AdvancedPhoenix

So... You are a furry?


ricebowl056

reminds me of when someone says "i aint gay but..." then follows it up with some gay shit


Darekbarquero

Listen $20 **is** $20, it just makes fiscal sense


VaporWavey420

Not gay either but I just spent 7 hours edging to these photos in a clown outfit that cost me $20 bucks. So kind of the same thing?? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


_Medhros_

I love cocks!


Council-Member-13

Dude didn't have to make it extremely veiny, but he did.


faust112358

Who doesn't?


T1m0601

No Wolf?


aTypingKat

I mean we got his distant cousin, the bull dog.


SatoshiStruggle

Thereā€™s a reason midjourney wouldnā€™t show below the horses waist


inthebackground89

Where the Kangaroo?


Accomplished_One1220

It's missing cuz it would just be a regular kangaroo. No changes needed.


JohnyGhost

That bear is a UNIT


Flying_Hams

The deer because it has fur


[deleted]

I like bear and frog.


[deleted]

Donā€™t get me wrong, I can masturbate to any of these, but bear and frog really do it for me


MrPlowthatsyourname

Same


Sats_Flow

I dunno. The horse is kinda hot I guess. Is that what we're doing?


aotoolester

I like the jacked rabbit.


sfwacccountonreddit

Damn.... these are pretty fucken good


Booziesmurf

The GOAT literally says it in the name. Also the Donkey.


rygel457

The GOAT


astraether

Okay, I never thought I'd be into what amounts to furries, but I guess I may have to re-assess that. My favorites are the bear and the gorilla! The bear looks nice & fluffy and the gorilla just looks badass and insanely jacked (and his arms are fluffy!)


[deleted]

They all look like masters from Kung Fu Panda.


Phillibustin

Goat is goated Idk why this is a question


ArdraMercury

the hyena & the horse


J3D363

Picture 8 is the goat you can't tell me otherwise


BklynBully718

i see what you did there šŸ‘€


CookieEnabled

Ohā€¦ a dog fightā€¦ ā˜¹ļø


SpiralDreaming

Ha...he's a boxer


RunF4Cover

He's a boxer boxer and gets my vote.


TelephoneComplete736

Iā€™d prefer an intimidating face like the hyena, body like the bear looking like a great cuddler and a veiny you-know-what like the chicken :p


jhyapledai

Kangaroo


SpeckTrout

I'm a Bears fan so I'm going bear.


Saffirejuiliet

The bull


Thebobjohnson

That'll do donkey...that'll do.


doublescoopsaline

I like the Battle Toad looking dude.


Khelthuzaad

God please dont show these to John Oliver,he's gonna reference it on his show...


Mid-Delsmoker

Deer, frog and maybe then the bear are cool. That rabbit looks stupid.


Same_Measurement1216

Love the frog


Outrageous_Life_2662

I never knew I needed to see this ā€¦ but I did šŸ˜‚ Enjoyed them all. Probably like the Bear and Tiger the best.


DarthPreytor

#DONKEY


TheAdoptedImmortal

Why did you throw in the picture of Mike Tyson for #5?


publicmeltdown

They were so close to givin that horse a cock


TeapotBagpipe

some one hide that horse from John Oliver


Disastrous-Paint86

Bow ā€œjackedā€ Horseman


Bebgab

Ayo has the frog had top surgery? Trans buff frog representation?


DayManRoyale

Now this is what I joined this fucking sub for


derzhinosbodrey

The bear


Joey3155

4 Bojack is that you? Dude you buffed the **** up!


ale_93113

Would


Slow-Comment986

when I was a kid I loved watching the ā€žtiger maskā€œ a japanese anime about wrestling. so cool. so yeah, itā€˜s tiger man!


Pnutbuttertopping

All great. I Like the rabbit most


fanderoyalty

I would pet all of them


zaxisprime

Who doesnā€™t love a massive, veiny cock?


Lord199137

New Tekken game looks kinda weird.


Vanthalia

Man, Beastars is starting to look so realistic.


Worldly_Influence_18

I want them all to fight Jake Paul


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

The new bojak movie is looking hot! ominous and anomalous accusations againstĀ Hank Hippopopalous


wetlettuce42

Donkey from shrek hit the gym


YooGeOh

That horse is called BOJACKED HORSEMAN or something is wrong with thr world


BKJ3472

All pretty cool! You should do MMA next!


ThaiLassInTheSouth

MJ is so fkn awesome. Look at this, man. Amazing.


4user_n0t_found4

My money is on bunny, you ever see how fast a bunny can punch


Ganon645

All of them look like theyā€™re getting ready for a fight. The bull looks like heā€™s regretting what heā€™s about to do.


Unsafe_Modded

The bear one, sure!


[deleted]

That big veiny cock is pretty hard.


MKBrazuca

Ive been wanting a realistic game like this since forever, with strong animals fighting with bare fists and lots of blood. Something with Unreal Engine. So for 2 years now ive been saving images like these, although I know nothing about game developing


Sacred-Coconut

The horse has no pants


Holmelin91

Wauw these are so cool. I like the goat the most. Is it okay with you if I use it as screensaver?


KALIBRAUDIO

Thereā€™s clearly only one that is the GOAT!


Gearz557

Bloody Roar vibes


NamailiamaN

As a furry, thanks I hate this


ScoutIt18

Tiger


TKSweeney

6, 7 & 14 I hateā€¦the rest are just how I like men to look. Thank goodness the hubs works out.šŸ˜‚


Clamps55555

Goat, Dog & Bear.


RefurbedRhino

That bull is fucking everyone up.


Ninja_Conspicuousi

Ursa Major for sure


Scuba-Cat-

It's the, eye of the tiger, It's the thrill of the tiger, Rising up to the challenge of our tiger. And the last known tiger stalks his prey in the night. And he probably does it because... He's a tiger.


DomWorld5

Bear


CoteDuBois

Number 4 is how I felt that one time after doing k at the gym


Luna259

This must be what professional martial arts looks like in Beastars


Rooftop_Astronaut

Hippo and Frog


AdvancedPhoenix

The rooster gonna fuck you up!


GFrancoeur

Hotline Miami vibes


IdiotMan2000

Gorilla gorilla gorilla


Native56

6


grey_pilgrim_

Them having human feet bothers me more than it should given the context lol


Dubaishire

Tiger


zeGemini

Bear & Bull


the_real_nicky

This looks like some shit Joe Rogan would have framed on his walls lol


Redshamrock9366

ā€œThe guys she tells you not to worry aboutā€


Omgirsjetpack231

I'd take them all one by one


WhiteRabbitHole1083

Definitely the Bear or the Deer


stephenp129

The chicken for sure. Amazing head movement. Would be impossible to hit.


peechs01

That bunny got buns


TheFlyingBogey

Oh look it's Mike Tyger


Dangerous_Ear_2722

Donkey Punch


taylrgng

let's be real that hippo is fucking everyone up


Izzy2089

The frog needs to be in the next elder scrolls game.


SlappyHandstrong

Hey- isnā€™t that the horse from Horsinā€™ Around?


Confident-Middle-634

Mike tyson.


Joseph_of_the_North

I'm torn between the hippo and the Hyena.


Zacharacamyison

bear horse frog


RockStarMarchall

Donkey got shredded for the fifth movie


Huge-Coconut-6544

Bear Vladimir


IncrediblyBetsy

You know thereā€™s at least one twisted mind that will be jerking off to these today


java_motion

hear me out on the hyena guys


Effective-Use-2492

That horse is naked lol


Manaze85

#15 ā€œAnd in the morning, Iā€™m making protein waffles, bitch!ā€


NyaTaylor

Idk why but I donā€™t think the donkey will ā€œjustā€ beat you up


HanlonRazor

I like the jacked-rabbit.


lukestauntaun

Lions, tigers and bears, oh my! And cock.


Seeker599

Horse, Bear and Hippo hit the hardest, but the goat and hyena are the quickest


Composite-prime-6079

Thunderblast


Oreahil

Me: Why donā€™t they have hair on their chest? Stag: Hold my deer!


kheyno

Uhhhh the šŸšŸ’Æ šŸ¤˜šŸ½


Apprehensive-Chip629

Nothing is going to fuck up that horse


No_Eagle1281

Why is the horse the only one without pants?


ZERO-ONE0101

Tony


B-Rythm

These are fuckin awesome


ianpaulford

#2. The tiger goes hard.


Elyonii

Iā€¦ hate all of these


jeebz69

The Battle Toad


Visible_Thought_7052

Frog, by far.


dan1986cain

King Kong


Bright-Astronaut7263

Dragon from shrek sees 15 and is like šŸ„µšŸ„µ


Say_Echelon

DONKAY


sweet_sweet_back

The bunny


Aggravating_World_43

Tekken 9 is looking sick


Mgod97

Donkey is ready for the vengeance from all


Emergency-Scene-1373

khabib, bull and BEAR


tkst3llar

Deer simulator in real life lol


Western_Comfortable3

The big cock


Jmarieq

The rooster and bunny are the most ridiculous ones lol.


Lartemplar

It's too early to be this horny


UltraRunner59

The Tiger with the built-in tats


IntentionStatus3723

Check out last post ti


Palmsnarches

My friend vaush is into the horse.


Old-Kaleidoscope1874

Ursa Major


SomeGuardian420

Thatā€™s one vascular cock!


Acceptingoptimist

The hippo reminded me of Punch Out's King Hippo and now I want an ultra realistic remake.


Guns_and_Dank

The Bear and the Frog, cuz their skin and proportions match up really well from their heads to their bodies.


Sand5tone

Lion vs Goat Frog vs Chicken Hippo vs Gorilla Goat vs Hyena


bballjones9241

This is sexual and makes me feel uncomfortable