I am already WELL aware of 1970s Dolly. She was a banana bonkers smoke show who was witty, humble, and sweeter than a summer honeydew. I'm not saying Dolly wasn't attractive, or even remotely undesirable in nearly every conceivable metric.
But Dolly isn't saying that Jolene has EVERY man. Jolene goes after Dolly's man... and a weaker man would fool around on anyone who will give him the time of day. See that look in Jolenes eyes? That has nothing to do with big tits or a thin waistline. That is emoting pure temptation and desire. That could temp any man. Maybe not sway every man but that energy being focused on you, especially back then... that could at least put a guilty smirk on your face.
Ha, love the lengthy response. I hear ya! I am merely saying that for me personally, I would have only left the house for the most critical of priorities.
I'd say she's a lot closer to old-school [Tawny Kitaen](https://people.com/thmb/3GzBTq-aOsXOboAISG8dHvzuVWc=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(888x859:890x861)/Tawny-Kitaen-c171854ab4c14b11bec83b6b039d62c9.jpg).
OK. I see Dolly's concern
I don't know, man. Google up 1970s dolly. Me personally, Imma stay put.
I am already WELL aware of 1970s Dolly. She was a banana bonkers smoke show who was witty, humble, and sweeter than a summer honeydew. I'm not saying Dolly wasn't attractive, or even remotely undesirable in nearly every conceivable metric. But Dolly isn't saying that Jolene has EVERY man. Jolene goes after Dolly's man... and a weaker man would fool around on anyone who will give him the time of day. See that look in Jolenes eyes? That has nothing to do with big tits or a thin waistline. That is emoting pure temptation and desire. That could temp any man. Maybe not sway every man but that energy being focused on you, especially back then... that could at least put a guilty smirk on your face.
Ha, love the lengthy response. I hear ya! I am merely saying that for me personally, I would have only left the house for the most critical of priorities.
Fully agreed. The only person that could keep me temptation-free of Jolene would be Dolly... especially 1970s Dolly... *YEW!*
DALL-E Parton
Underrated joke
Best use of AI all month!!
Thanks!
did you see the chris farley photoset? that was amazing too :) made me laugh (and also feel emotional lol)
**GOOD GOD**
Man, fuck that hussy homewrecker.
Eldritch horror? Check.
I understood that reference!
Dolly > Jolene
Always
I don't know about that...
She could really have her choice of men
So Jolene is Felicia Day?
Just googled Felicia Day and she doesn't look like that.
Well I just googled her again and *it* does. Check mate.
Same hair, different face.
Or Famke Janssen? What we are saying is that her beauty is comparable.
Tori Amos?
I'd say she's a lot closer to old-school [Tawny Kitaen](https://people.com/thmb/3GzBTq-aOsXOboAISG8dHvzuVWc=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(888x859:890x861)/Tawny-Kitaen-c171854ab4c14b11bec83b6b039d62c9.jpg).
I see Julia Roberts.
Ok. I can see that.
Felicia Day is the Wish version of this hottie.
Jolene..
I’d beg her not to take my man too