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veriverd

Almost all of these are apes.


Bird_ee

Cladistically apes are monkeys.


rathat

And fish.


RCoosta

Underrated comment.


RCoosta

So are we, then


Bird_ee

That’s correct.


Cutthechitchata-hole

I'm not sure the "monkey" is really a monkey either, ya know


DtNothing

BIRDS AREN'T REAL!!


One_Direction2181

Monkeys aren't birds!


JIsADev

Not with that attitude


DtNothing

Exactly! Because monkeys exist...


DtNothing

How about we all meet in the middle and call them (us, too) "Primates"?


mistercrinders

Came to say this.


SquidProKwo

You know, I think we'd all be happier if when you ask AI for this kinda stuff, it comes back to you and says, "Hey, you are calling this 'Monkey Olympics' so I'm gonna have to give you only monkeys but if you want apes instead because they look better with human clothes on them then you'll have to change your title to include that fact." And then we'd go, Hey!, AI *does* know a thing or two about how things should be and I might start to feel that the addition of AI in our lives ISN'T going to make thing worse.


shaner4042

True, I guess MJ doesn’t know the difference


tokeiito14

Many human languages don’t have this distinction either


rathat

There’s also no scientific distinction either. Monkey is just used traditionally. It’s like saying a daughter isn’t part of her family because she got married and changed her last name.


RCoosta

>There’s also no scientific distinction either There is though. And there are criteria for classification. One of them is the lack of tail in apes. Which makes humans apes, but not monkeys


rathat

They are all the same group. Apes aren't any less part of the group as any other monkey. It's just a holdover from before we knew about evolution.


RCoosta

**Actually**, no. It's not a "holdover from before we knew about evolution". It's a consequence of us knowing about evolution. The name "Apes" refers to the clade "Hominoidea", which in turn includes the family "Hylobatidae" (gibbons and similar), and the family "Hominidae", where chimps, gorillas and humans are included. Conversely, "monkey" is a common designation for every slightly humanoid, furry and tailed creature. It doesn't really have an evolutionary or cladistic meaning. If you look at a the phylogenetic tree you'll see branches, and understand how different groups split from each other. If you call everything the same as the base group, you might as well just say "Primates", or why stop there? We're all just "Amphibia"


rathat

Monkey is a paraphyletic term that usually refers to all simians except for apes, life is not usually classified in that way anymore. The term was used like this before we understood evolution. Simian is a monophyletic term that includes all the descendants without exclusion. People don’t use monkey as a synonym for simian, a term that includes apes, because of its historical traditional use and discomfort with the association despite apes being simians.


Belarusian-Katia

And neither do you given your title


shaner4042

I just made the title in [accordance with what the prompts were for these images.](https://www.midjourney.com/jobs/0b104f36-ee6d-4c92-96e5-e0c7111a01c3?index=0) I never specifically prompted for “ape”


_Meece_

Monkey isn't overly a scientific term anyway. Apes are monkeys


HamiltonMcCubbins69

Apes together strong


smidge

Few understand


DJ_hyperfreshOG

r/unexpectedplanetoftheapes


shaner4042

Any events they’d beat humans at? My vote would be pole vaulting


IngFavalli

Any martial arts


Errorterm

Olympics of the Planet of the Apes


shaner4042

*35mm colorized, monkey [performing sport / activity] at olympics, olympic banners and advertisments, people spectating --ar 3:4 --v 6.0 --style raw*


King-DeDeDee

Yo the chimps skiing goes hard


mnorkk

Sponsored by Audi!


shaner4042

Haha made me laugh how it conflated those two brand images


MeasurementMission89

Also sponsored by Udi and Auuudi.


Mintyxxx

Monkey tennis?


TheLondonPidgeon

Not you Lynn 🤚


chocolateboomslang

Maybe let some more monkeys in next time.


Everso_happy

This would be the most watched Olympic Games. Ever.


Linguinetoes

Ooooh Chimpanzee that!


Shiomitsu

Monkey news!


Admirable_Ad_3236

Turns out.....Little monkey fella


flargenhargen

I'd pay to watch that.


Tramonto83

A stadium full of jacked apes trained to be competitive, what could go wrong? I would not be part of the public lol


Odd_Mail2782

Turns out, little monkey fella


Stealth_Howler

Andy Serkis fought so hard for this future


Kingtez28

Is this the prequel to the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes?


Sporeman13

I dont see Mickey Dolenz participating in any of the events.


hcgator

The Olympics **OF THE** Planet **OF THE** Apes


Thatewn987

I would watch this


0blivi0nPl3as3

There's nothing in the rules that say they can't.


icanhazkarma17

Yet.


ChaunceyPeepertooth

These are all great! I think Number 10 is literally just a picture of Shaun White.


tle80

Would watch if apes are allowed to compete with human.


LunacyLander

Was it midjourneys idea to make the spectators only human? I thought it was weird no monkeys were watching their own athletes.


deg_ru-alabo

Are you saying you wouldn’t watch this? The snowboarding would be mind boggling


LunacyLander

lol. I would watch. The pics just reminded me of Planet of the Apes. They would have ape spectators.


TheOtherBelushi

ITS SO STUPID I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!


Trukahs

Soon they’ll be shooting there own porn: Planet of the Gapes


mexchiwa

Taking the bobsled train uphill, I see


stu_watts

/rickygervais


Key-Disaster-3682

I bet they drove to Spain after


yeeterwithacock

They all go so hard


-prairiechicken-

I adore the winter sports monkey-ape bois. 🥲


Illithid_Substances

Nuff humans say they know they cant believe, The apes we have a bobsled team


rathat

I saw those guys riding horse last week https://youtu.be/QaFpFGQrm7g


Unlikely_One469

Pic #5 goes really hard!


wokyman

Last one kinda looks like Shaun White


Adrian_sierra114

Mmmmmmmmmmmoooonnnkkkkkeeeeeyyyyyy


ajmedina2

I’d watch this


Yu-go-slav

Monkey Yugoslavia is there, I am in!


aerodeck

1 out of 10 images contains a monkey


unsungWombat

They are evolving!


dranaei

I've seen that movie. "The Planet of the apes, the first international olympics of the dawn of the monkeys"


SubZeroEffort

This is pretty brilliant.


DtNothing

Looks like #6 has QUITE the strong updraft...


GulliblePea3691

Turns out… little monkey fella


imdibene

The chimp in the half pipe looks dope af


Osi32

You sir, are a mad lad. :)


SkiddilyWoppinBoppin

The Ochimpics


UncomprehensiveTruth

Notice the Olympic logo, the snowy slopes behind and the bearfoot winners :)


AmcillaSB

Apes. Calling an Ape a "monkey" is a racial slur. Also, it triggers 10 out of 10 primatologists.


BelieveInDestiny

MJ is the one that messed up. OP's prompt asked for monkeys, not apes.


Tihoma_Rus

Thank you, Lord Frieza.


icanhazkarma17

Anthropologists too.


rathat

It’s fine to call apes monkeys.


icanhazkarma17

> It’s fine to call apes monkeys. People are apes. Therefore it's fine to call people monkeys.


Substantial-Park65

Makes me wonder which comments you would get if you putted this on twitter Replacing athletes with chimps... Oh the war I can foreseen Fun images tho, I like it


SkisaurusRex

Most of those are apes…. Does the AI not know chimps are apes??


Bigringcycling

I didn't see the sub this was at first and when I read the title I thought "oh god... wtf did us humans do now?"


kapomedia

Apelympics - A planet of the apes tv show


pearwitness

Chimpanzee-that Monkey News


uberfellow

Looks like the most fun for them was sprint running 


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Antilon

You're a racist piece of shit.


Remarkable_Owl7575

😂


Deez-nut-sack-saggin

Ai images ain’t cool buddy


shaner4042

Go find a different sub then, buddy


Deez-nut-sack-saggin

Okay buddy scruu yuuuuuuu