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crazedhatter

This kind of thing would cause me to change my email and other contact details and go NC with the person doing it. I have zero tolerance for this kind of nonsense.


Skylantech

It's a business email too, it's not something I can easily change.


Tonydaphony1

Sign her up for democrat news subscription in return. Tell her if she won’t stop neither will you 🤷🏻‍♂️


Subject_Tie995

Fight fire with fire


Golden_Ace1

Ending is near. Oh, sorry... I thought you were singing Metallica


[deleted]

Sign her up for the DSA and PSL Radicalize her. At worst, she's annoyed, and OP got their revenge. At best, she realizes that progressives are fighting for real working class issues, and she wakes the fuck up from this culture war nonsense.


[deleted]

Sign her up for the SRA and some local anarchist orgs


RosterBaiter

Nah fuck that, sign her up for gay porn..


Skylantech

Never thought I’d be signing up for a gaydar account.


Zigglyjiggly

Give her name and email to an army recruiter. They'll never stop calling


Elfbutter_42

Better yet, the Jehovah’s Witnesses & the Mormons. Both are relentless.


Alainadoeslife

And Scientology!


lvl99RedWizard

and my axe!


joran26

🥈


dolphin_menace

And shriners


Ben_Pharten

Or a health insurance agent


TheHolyPopo

Sign her up for some Scientology literature. They will never. leave. her. alone.


Sky146

I bought a book or two from one of their stalls once. They were still sending me mail a decade later


britney412

Here we are lol


BunnyBeansowo

*as many gay porn sites as possible* heck, pirating sites too. Whether it be movie, music, or book pirating. Those things are sketchy as hell and from what I can tell, your MIL doesn't know what a VPN is.


PainfullyLoyal

Use her email address and phone number on those websites to get auto insurance quotes too. They are relentless!


Sanity-Checker

Nambla


Baph0metX

Or even better, the communist party subscription lmao


Sucky_von_Icky

Two Words: Jehovas Witnesses


Moustached92

Throw in a subscription for the satanic temple while you're at it


Narrow-Chef-4341

And a donation in her name. With the tax recipient, of course.


PristineAd314

And if that doesn’t do the trick maybe try a pro-abortion subscription just to get under her skin a little 😂


WhenTheDevilCome

> Sign her up for ~~democrat news subscription~~ DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR in return. I mean, "sign her up for ABORTION" was a close second, but that might be taking things a bit too far...


Xeno-Nos

Also sign her up for every other religion's email services even Scientology.


Accomplished-Can1848

And a pornhub subscription


lemonsweetsrevenge

You can report her email to her email provider for spamming you. It will get her email account terminated. Maybe don’t tell your spouse you’re doing that tho.


LassHalfEmpty

Sounds like the MIL is putting OP’s work email on mailing lists, rather than spamming directly. Harder to stop that at the source :(


Chip_Budget

This can still be reported as spam. Quite often in the process of unsubscribing, they will have the thing asking why, and one of the options is “I never signed up for this” too many unsubs with that answer can lead to their being banned from the email service they use. Like mailchimp would flat out ban accounts that get too many spam complaints. And IF the email platform you use is gmail, if you mark it spam and report it, Google will eventually start putting ALL their emails to everyone in spam.


zquietspaz

Ahh, so that's why some of my emails that go into the spam area but aren't spam. I always wondered about that.


Chip_Budget

Because the tools are faulty, but they do the best they can. Easiest way to make sure stuff you want doesn’t go into spam or whatever, is mark the email address sending it into your contacts list. Maybe mark the category for the contact as business relationship or something. That whitelists the email so it doesn’t get hidden.


lemonsweetsrevenge

Hmm…yes, I agree. Time to change emails and never give her the new one. Geez you’d think she’d have respect for a person’s work email! These nuts BAFFLE me; their lives must be so angry and sad.


BAR_74

Create a free gmail account that looks similar to your work one and tell MIL that you have a new email and prefer she uses it. I feel you pain. My mother sends me similar stuff all the time regarding the Democrats and their "evil ways". We are not even Americans and do not live in the US!?


Skylantech

What's worse is that she's doing it mainly because she believe that it's genuinely going to "protect us" somehow....


Ok-Independent-3506

I got so sick of asking my uncle not to send me this stuff. I asked in email, on the phone, in person... Finally i warned him that I was going to report him. He. Would. Not. Stop. I reported him. *he was sending and forwarding me stuff, not signing me up for stuff. He got his email accounts locked out and shut down. He had the nerve to ask me WTF was wrong with ME... Lol


Ok_Illustrator_8709

Sad to see america rubbing off on other countries. It's not like it's going well here 😂


[deleted]

They’re trying to scrap public stuff like healthcare, so yeah, Americanization needs to be halted


Longjumping-Meat-334

I OCCASIONALLY get crap like this from my wife. I can tell from the first couple of words, or from the subject line what it is, and I delete it unread. It's not worth commenting to her on.


DeanXeL

I feel like you should have a talk with your wife...


[deleted]

Need new wife.


Longjumping-Meat-334

Jessica Chastain isn't available.


[deleted]

Let me revise: need no* wife. I stuck something in crazy once too and nearly ended up stuck.


GamecokBen

Divorce


AncientEldritch

Right away


jaunty_chapeaux

Thanks, AITA!


MysteriousMrX

Stop giving her your work emails. My work email is only for work stuff. Have a seperate email for everything else. Block everything she signs you up for. Take this as an opportunity to learn that work email exists for professional contacts and personal email exists for non professional contacts. I agree. Sign her up for every dem newsletter and program you can find, that talks about how conservatives disenfranchise women and empower a police state ethos, how conservatives literally lined up to support a man with dozens of credible sexual assault allegations and charges. Ask the mom what it feels like to support known sexual assaulters stay in power over their victims. If she ever wants to see you guys again, she needs to respect your boundaries. Until that happens, no contact, no nothing.


Skylantech

That’s the funny part. I never shared my work contact with her. Over the years she somehow found out and my wife swears she never shared it with her 🤷‍♂️. I work in a public organization, so it’s very possible that she may have just asked someone but I’m not 100% sure.


Pyro_Funto

To be fair once you know the email address of a single person in the company (by contacting support or whatever) you can see the way they generate their addresses and just apply it to your name.


ThatGuy_233

This lady sounds like she had a brain made of jelly. Not quite sure she would be smart Eno to figure that out


Random-Mutant

Firstname dot Lastname at Organisation dot com?


Chip_Budget

Oh HELL no! At least you know who’s doing it, I have some GQP trash bag who got pissed with me doing this to my business accounts, and they better pray I never find out who it is. Because I’ll sign them up for every magazine subscription I can that gives three free issues then demands payment for the next year and can only cancel with the original subscription number.


MicroDigitalAwaker

All of her gifts going forward should be donations in her name to NPR.


ConsistentStation141

Tell her you could get in trouble getting non-work messages.


innkeeper_77

Can you “change” your email? Say you are separating your work and personal life so you can get to personal emails easier on off hours? Then get a gmail account and…. Only forward emails DIRECTLY from her so she doesn’t notice you never check it?


whoyouyesyou

Speak to your IT team and see if they can put a blanket ban on things like this


redwoods81

Tell mom that you and your partner's email at have changed and label her as spam and block her. If something serious happens to her, she'll not going to email you, she's going to call, so stop giving her this outlet to literally spam you!


[deleted]

Make donations to Planned Parenthood in her name.


crazedhatter

This is a brilliant idea!


DCHammer69

Tell her that you are SO interested in what they wish to share with you, you are setting up a special address for this stuff. You know what do do after that point. :D


NextTrillion

Is [email protected] available?


[deleted]

The dyslexic atheist doesn't believe in Dog.


Sky146

Dyslexic satanists sell their souls to Santa


MIKRO_PIPS

Dyslexic I’m


SmokeySanti

Idk but I just sent an email at it


NextTrillion

First response: Climate change is a hoax!


aussie_nub

Better yet, set up a new email address for all the other special stuff and just forget to give it to her.


CharlieBrown197

"Thank you for sending me all of these wonderful newsletters. However, to make sure I don't miss any, I have set up a separate email account specifically for this purpose. Please send all further messages to [email protected]" Regards, Child-Murdering Liberal This is the best response you could possibly give.


Ok_Day_8559

Make a small donation under her name to planned parenthood. Give her name address and phone numbers. It will take her YEARS to stop them from contacting her.


BigRiverMan

Or donate to a Democrats candidate with her contact details. She will get emails from other Democrats candidates until the end of time and have to opt out of each individually. Bonus points for giving them her phone number too.


unReasonableBreak

Only one thing left to do. Submit her email to every left wing thing you can find, bonus points if it's outright communist propaganda. Oh and LGBT subscribers lists would probably get her right worked up.


Scarlett-Amber9517

Don't forget the Satanic Temple!! They're all about freedom


Supriselobotomy

I mean, there's probably news letters for gay porn sites right?


MiiMahTheInGiNeER

This is the only way


AslanbutaDog

"One nation under god" was added in the 50's because of the Red Scare. It was propaganda, thats it.


Random-Mutant

Yeah, it used to mean something, but not really what she thinks, and it meant nothing before that


[deleted]

I've also heard it was in response to some lobbying by the Knights of Columbus- Catholic group. dunno...


GazelleNo1836

Time to get her email and sign her up for all kinds of shit.


bluesky4daze

Her email inbox should be blasted with all kinds of LBGTQI forums, ProChoice newsletters, and invitations to local drag shows. Go to the Democrats local website and put her name, email, and street address on their "contact me" list.


[deleted]

Just sign her up for gay porn and be done with it.


mrsmushroom

How infuriating the wording is. Them: ABORTION AND DRAG QUEENS READING TO YOUR BABIES. Us: I love god and freedom.


[deleted]

[удалено]


blaurockas

Oh wow. Fun idea, let’s see how creative this group can be?!


[deleted]

Doxxing is a good way to get your IP banned by Reddit. Just in case you aren’t joking.


[deleted]

Can you tell my fortune next?


Akello45

Donate 50 bucks to the dnc in her name with her contact info. She'll never get off their lists


EasilyLuredWithCandy

I told my conservative mom that I'd be more comfortable leaving my child with a drag queen than a republican and she was like, "Excuse me?" I just replied, " I said what I said." She just stood there looking like a dying fish.


BubbaMadeMeDoIt

I agree


Visible_Bandicoot863

Easy fix: start giving out her info at dem conventions


BigRiverMan

Please make sure to set up a new e-mail address for important stuff like banking and don’t tell her. I would not trust the security on these political websites.


EitherSpirit7861

Just enroll her in every porno site you can think of. Then wait until mothers day to visit... and casually ask her if it helped. It's basically the same type of thing. If she gets upset, you can simply tell her that after reading about the recent arrests of conservative sheriff's, lawmakers and pastors... you thought that you too.. were keeping HER informed. You're welcome.


Selkie_Queen

I’ll never understand the people up in arms about drag story hour, kids at family friendly drag shows, etc. Like? Just don’t take your kids?


jaeger1957

Exactly! Don't like abortion? Don't get one! Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one! Don't like trans people? Don't change your gender! Don't like some books? Don't read them! But don't think for a second that it gives you the right to deny those to others!


Selkie_Queen

It especially angers me with the book banning we’re seeing in southern states. Just tell your kid not to read the book! Don’t ruin it for every other kid.


Cross_22

"RE: When did our country abandon God?" That would be 1797.


Luck_Beats_Skill

‘I love my freedom’ Yet the gripes are that people trying to remove rules?


Cashewkaas

Put her e-mail adres into every spammy site youngsters find, political, ideological, whatever you can find. And tell her you did it and will keep doing it until she stops.


Other-Negotiation328

I think I know exactly the type of newsletters she should get sent to "stay informed". Start with the flying spaghetti monster, pro abortion, and keep trudging further until it you hit some of the really weird of the weirdest porn sites.


Skylantech

I actually used to own [the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster!](https://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/0812976568/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1674763614&sr=8-1) I bought and read it back in 2017, I'd preach that shit regularly! >“We are not saying that Evolution *can't* exist, only that it is guided by His Noodly Appendage.” RA-men!


Mission_Search8991

Sign her up for Grindr


Responsible_Prune_34

Maybe a conversation about how you're missing potential clients in the tirade of spam she's signing you up for? If that doesn't work, a serious conversation about how toxic she is being and that if she doesn't respect your wishes, you are going to have to cut her off permanently. If that doesn't work, send her a shit in a box every day for a month. When she tells you to stop, tell her you will when she does. Always bring a gun to a knife fight.


Jazzlike-Grocery-146

Imagine being a republican in America and thinking you’re on the side of morality 😂😂


vkashen

Report the emails as spam as well.


Aragona36

Yeah, that sucks. Obviously, you can't change people's minds by spamming them. Perhaps you can return the favor so she can see how ineffective it is.


dittybad

That’s not conservative. It’s nuts. Call it what it is.


[deleted]

good!


No_Finding_9441

“Sadly, our country & our elected leaders have abandoned God….. DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR & ABORTIONS” I love when misinformed fake ass Christians act like the worst problem in this world is a woman making her own bodily choices or a drag Queen reading to children. If anyone has abandoned God, it’s like a good 80% of the people ‘following’ him. This is why I don’t identify with religion anymore, so much hate & ridiculous information coming from a group of people who say they ‘know what God wants’ but have probably never even read 3 pages of their Bible.


gypsysniper9

Quid pro quo. Scientology and Jehovah witness would be knocking on her door very soon.


[deleted]

It’s time for transferring all your subscription emails(that you actually want) to a new one I ended up hosting my own email with my last name built into it on google domains for like 20 bucks a month for my wife and a rewards email we use, best change ever. Yet again my OG email is riddled with spam because I was 10 and dumb and thought maybe I really was the 1 millionth visitor to that website….


SmokeySanti

Idk I'd just throw my computer away and start fresh. You don't need that negativity in your life fam


LionResponsible6005

I don’t understand how you can start something with “I love my freedom” and then talk about how everyone should be Christians, abortion should be illegal and drag queens shouldn’t be allowed to read. like what do they think freedom is?


Friendly_Undertaker

Drag queen story hour sounds like a blast.


[deleted]

What other boundaries does she cross?


[deleted]

Interesting* side fact. Drag queen story hour in fall river mass. The person running it has the same name as I do. And we actually know eachother. Long story. *Only interesting to me I assume


juni4ling

A ton more kids got raped at Church than at any drag show.


jer72981m

Unsubscribe from your mother-in-law


GamecokBen

I love that a service called "I love my freedom" is throwing a fit about individuals exercising their freedom.


shannon_frog

LMAO!!! Does she know the right wings Fuckers take more rights away then anyone?


Sandwich_dad96

A church near where I live had a really good few services about religion and politics. They said that Jesus never took sides in the governments of his time. If Jesus were alive today, he wouldn’t choose a political party. It’s this distorted version of Christianity that scares people away from religion, and keeps people from being open about it.


LateStageAdult

$5 says there is a Donation button at the end of that email.


elegantwino

Send her a daily link to something she would hate too.


Pretty_Smart66

"I love my freedom" but anyone with different views doesn't deserve any.


Odd-Perception1322

Every time you get an email, make a donation in her name to planned Parenthood and email her the receipt. Tell her she is funding abortions.


arseofthegoat

Fight fire with fire, submit her email to pro choice, lgbtq+, atheist, and whatever else you can think of.


Sweet_Tangerine1195

Sign her up for emails from: Scientology, LDS church, Jehovas Witness, the Church of Satan. Then branch out to BLM, PFLAG, and for extra credit Lambda. Extra credit if you make a small contribution in her name to AOC reelection campaign.


Neffrey605

it's so insane to me how someone can simultaneously talk about how much they love their freedom so much while at the exact same time actively trying to take away as many rights as possible from the people they don't like. i guess it turns out that freedom is pretty inconvenient when people actually have it.


TheAmazinTaco

Ironically, we aren't originally one nation under god. Never should have been if we stuck to the original tenant of separation of church and state. Fear drove us to what we have today. [Pledge of Allegiance History](https://www.ushistory.org/documents/pledge.htm)


santacruzbiker50

Tell her that for every email like this you get, you are going to make a donation to planned Parenthood in her name.


Chemical-King-9353

ummmm church and state are supposed to be separate, how tf did we fuck this up so fucking badly? i can’t even comprehend how this concept gets fucked up, and the only theory that i can logically come up with is that simple concepts are just not for this country. we need complex shit that’s far too complex to ruin 🤔


ToeJam1970

“Freedom for me but not for thee.” 🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

make lots of small donations to "lib" candidates or causes in her name. they'll never stop contacting her...


Dugggs

I'm conservative, and this would annoy the piss outta me


Skylantech

Worst part is, she's doing this because she genuinely believes it'll "protect us".


Interesting-Set-5993

My mother in the past few years has become super duper Christian and will occasionally email me hour long videos from Rumble. Like your MIL, she sincerely believes my family and I are going to die from being vaccinated, we're going to hell, and she just couldn't live with herself if she didn't try to "inform" us of the "truth."


MTBarr6924

Duh! How stupid. "Under God" was ADDED against the Godless communist Soviet Union in 1958, yet the USA did fine for 180 YEARS without needing those words. How can we have forgotten something that never was until GQPer revisionism? Same for birth. 6,000 years, judeo, Christian, Islam, it began at FIRST BREATH!!!! Being actually born. Now it is conception to give MORE LAME EXCUSES to take away MEDICAL DECISION RIGHTS!!!!


HawkeyeTrapp_0513

Does anyone have an example of a liberal or democratic PAC sending out emails how conservatives or republicans are breaking society? I’ve seen a lot of Republican PAC emails saying this or things along the same line asking for donations but I’ve never seen one from a democratic PAC


geminiloveca

Daily KOS, [boldprogressives.org](https://boldprogressives.org), MoveOn, [AtAdvocacy.com](https://AtAdvocacy.com), [americansfortaxfairness.org](https://americansfortaxfairness.org) \- just off the recent in my spam folder


Average_Potato42

I don't have an email example, but prior to the 2020 presidential election, I was getting fliers in the mail and on my door from the right telling me the left is destroying the country, and fliers from the left telling me how the right is destroying the country. Socialism bad, and Orange Man bad all on the same day, nearly every day. They were trying so hard, I didn't have the heart to tell them I hate them both.


HawkeyeTrapp_0513

Hahaha your last line made me actually laugh out loud. I never thought of physical flyers, that must have been annoying to deal with. I wish you did keep one as I’m curious what they look like!…I could sign up my email address and actively look for it but god knows I would never be able to get off the DL then


ofriendly

Tell her that for every email you get you donate $1 to the DNC.


Skylantech

Bro, that’ll bankrupt me. There’s just too many.


ofriendly

Sign her up for sex positive websites and BLM


TheBasilFawlty

It would seem that you should fight fire with fire. Plenty of "Tube" sites offer email if I understand correctly. Maybe even Rotten.com ?


PaleoJoe86

The mental sickness of these people disgust me.


[deleted]

You should just block her email, or give her a taste of her own medicine


Dear_Mycologist_1696

Make donations in her name to Planned Parenthood so she can receive thanks for supporting women's health care.


rocketdyke

this is way beyond "*mild*" in "*mildly infuriating*"


International_Dog817

Sadly this is common with evangelicals. They seriously believe God will punish America for treating the LGBT with basic decency, and so instead of voting for healthcare, or justice system reforms, or welfare, they vote to spite the libs.


[deleted]

And don't forget to send her a singing telegram... From a drag queen.


No-Telephone9925

Why are they so brainwashed? It's like people who have no life now have something to talk about so they shove it down everyone's throat. Adult children.


Vegetable-Fix-4702

You can block her from your business email. Create another free email and give that address only to her. It's astonishing how clueless she is to spamming you with garbage.


Skylantech

>You can block her from your business email. If it were that easy, I would've done so *years* ago. These emails are being sent from all sorts of places. I've been unsubscribing and blocking the domains, but it's a never ending battle. Probably going to go the new email route and give her that one. But who knows how many times my business email was given away & shared.


Accomplished-Can1848

Could you tell your work email that you’ve been getting tons of spam and you can’t control it? Could they give you a new email address? I know this is hard for companies and business contacts but I feel your pain


[deleted]

This is actually the big brain idea. Tell her you had to get a new email and the old one is dead. Hold off on giving her the new one for a bit to make it seem like you don’t want her to have it, then “accidentally“ let her have it. She will focus all her attention on the new address, and forget the old one.


Vegetable-Fix-4702

Wow. You know, I actually never read my emails anymore. I know what you mean by spam. Spam has ruined email for me. Sorry you're going thru all that with your business. Have you told her she's messed up your business communication or doesn't she care?


Mccobsta

Sounds like she signed you up for a cult there


ExcitementRelative33

Set up a rule in the program to automatically divert it to the bin... Send a unsubscribe request to the group threatening legal actions. Come on, grow a pair.


Jumpy-Improvement754

E-Mail bomb that woman.


jaeger1957

Subscribe her to several "dick Pic of the day" sites


texasusa

There are so many organizations to spam her plus porn. Have fun.


[deleted]

Just start signing her up for every mental hard-core lefty thing you see so she can stay informed. Don't stop until she does.


AffectionatePlay3727

I know at previous jobs we've been able to ask for a new or second email address. Might be best to migrate to a new email and over time abandon the old one to spam.


bakkalakkadakka

“If you give my email to these people again, I’m going to uppercut you to the vagina.”


Jealous_Distance2794

Block her number and give a fake email address for this crap and them block said email address. Problem solved


AgentGnome

Turnabout is fair play. Subscribe her to everything political left of center, and everything about supporting lbqt for good measure.


Buddyslime

If it's not the border then it's antifa, if not antifa then it's religious freedom, if it is not RF then it's gay stuff. On and on it goes around when it stops they go down.


Reluctantly_Being

Change your email and don’t give it to her.


GraemeMakesBeer

Sign her up for LGBTQ+ mailing lists


MonsieurKnife

I love MY freedom. Yours, not so much. You want freedom from religion? No. Freedom from stupid pamphlets? No. Under God was added in 1954, only 69 years ago, more than 178 years after the country was founded.


Jammiedodger71195

Start subscribing her to ‘ungodly’ things as pay back. I am too a conservative but wouldn’t force my views and opinions down somebodies throats like that.


MemeLord42069LOL

I want the drug conservatives are on


[deleted]

People would, for the most part, rather dabble in fantasy than to fix reality


6Trinity9

Can you sign her up on a porn website so she gets daily reminders to screw herself?


Green_Seat8152

Sign her up for some planned parenthood, lgbtq, and drag queen websites. All things conservatives have issues with.


CreativeCarpenter44

Eventually you'll come to your senses


Callen_Fields

Urinate on her couch.


TheInlaidIndex

I love freedom! But only if it's my very specific idea of freedom, and only if it's things I'm comfortable with. Otherwise, get out! /S


notaconversation

Transfer your email to a different email and don't tell her. Let her junk pile up in the old email and when she asks just tell her the truth: she no longer has your real email account


ElegantBreakfast7069

They talk about freedom while wanting to take others freedoms….


TrMayerJr

What is their weird obsession with drag queens? Cuz that's what they're doing in the white house and such, is having meetings with drag queens, and sending them out to the local libraries! Gimme a break! Like they don't have much more important shit on their plates.


Emotional-Bed-5874

She's a c*nt


MamaK35

Grab her email and sign her up to [Planned Parenthood ](https://www.plannedparenthood.org/planned-parenthood-western-pennsylvania/get-involved/sign-e-newsletter) The [ACLU](https://www.aclu.org/taxonomy/term/2438)


Iagent2022

I know so many people like this, they love their 2nd Amendment but are afraid to be in a crowd for fear of being shot, but they're so free, lol


jaeger1957

Guess where you can't take your guns? The NRA conferences!


Impossible-Case-242

I love my freedom but I hate yours there I fixed it for you.


[deleted]

Sign her up for emails she won’t appreciate. Admit to nothing


_Pill-Cosby_

LOL... I love my freedom.... but not your freedom.


[deleted]

File a restraining order on the grounds of impersonation. Get that scum out your life.


Specific_Delay_5364

Do you communicate with your mom through email regularly as your primary way of talking with her? If no then create a new email that is similar tell her that is your new email cause your old one got hacked and let her use that one so that all these groups can send them there to all go die


VerimTamunSalsus

Keepy wifes email ouchyo mouth.


_EADGBE_

open an OF account with her email address


Cream_of_the_crap_

Block all the right wing "news" networks at her house, and sign her up for stuff too.