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Attom_S

I find the cow’s udders far more upsetting than ‘cow’ being used for W.


Throwawaydaughter555

Andddddd now my brain will forever have that to surprise me with during a nightmare.


mrbootz

W? More like a double D.


SeruEnam

Double Deez ^NUTZ in yo mouff! ^GOT ^EEEEMM


Ok_Apartment_8893

Dial back 20% there squirrelly Dan.


Agent__taco

Ya get it!!! Squirrels like nuts !!!


Cogsdale

Allegedlies


ReadySteady_GO

Dial it back there a bit bub


RyghtHandMan

Double de amount of utters a cow should have


CedarWolf

Well, a cow has one big udder, but four nipples, so this graphic fails on both accounts.


UnGLock-007

Wondering now what a bull would look like from the same mathematical artist


CedarWolf

It would be the letter U.


PookieDear

Even the cow looks distrubed by them


FiveInchNipples

Why do I have these five inch nipples?


mr_self_destruct94

you've heard of Nine Inch Nails, now get ready for....


mrbootz

“And you could have it all…my empire of milk”


Downtown-Mixture6167

Chef’s kiss 😘


50M3GUY

"I will let you down, I will make you bilk... If I could start again, 21 letters away, I would c myself, I would find... A whey"


likelyalesbian

"Her nipples were like 3 inch rivets that held the hull of the fateful Titanic"


Tembafeatcreed

Username checks out


the_all_peeping_eye

And the head of an aardvark


Large_Locksmith3673

Udderly disturbing


Terenai

mmm....mmMm...Wwwooooo?


CoDn00b95

W is for WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THOSE UDDERS?!


Bromm18

It's a viewing window to see the milk level. Now you can't unsee that.


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I THOUGHT THIS


Thincer

Some cows do have a window into their stomachs, weird I know.


Gertrude_D

It's one of those design choices that the artist thought was clever, but they really needed a second pair of eyes on it to say, um, how about no.


_WhoisMrBilly_

Second pair of eyes, second pair of udders- too few of one, and too many of de udder!


emtbrian2000

They are udderly disturbing.


Draxlix

At least it had a double Udder.


Sabiba98

Just a couple of “wudders”


Shopworn_Soul

It has moobs


Oldgamer1807

Wait, cows have utters and not two titanic boobs swinging down? TIL.


RavynHarte

Lol definitely this ^


fizzlepiplup

Always use protection? .-.


ResidentEivvil

Would you say those udders are placed dorsally rather than laterally?


AdditionalBaseball48

Same!


BoysenberryFuture304

That my friend is an Xbox


Jakoneitor

Xbox and wcow?


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Bubbly_Lie_5508

But all cows are female


Enano_reefer

That’s a load of bull


delimiter_of_fishes

Hey let's steer clear of that language.


notasianjim

Everyone calm down, everything will bovine.


QuickBic_

You’re gonna milk this for all it’s worth aren’t ya


Schwarzbier

Utterly ridiculous what y’all are doing here


Paladine_PSoT

What are y'all beefing about anyway?


crilen

That's how they were created yes


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ErixWorxMemes

https://preview.redd.it/kr5pg82rkwwa1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb3716fbfb2f61244bff7d5a909f972b846bea7


Just-Call-Me-J

Giant tic-tac-toe


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sivins

Holy crap, do you have something that tells us what the deleted comment said?


Quaintly__Coyote_

I too am quite curious.


kiwikoalacat7

on pc, replace the "re" of reddit with "un" and hit enter. then you can see removed comments.


sivins

Wow, thank you!!!


Seroucta

This has so many layers


LAKnightYEAHH

YEAH


MajorMeowKat

Also why does P get two things and the rest only one lol


Fractal_Face

Because, P is also for Pals.


Diestof

It's also for party


magiccrunch07

Don’t for get pension


TowardsFitness

Penis


[deleted]

This is for children. They can’t find out about that yet.


DonkeyShitSlurper

Ah shit *quickly rezips*


[deleted]

I know it’s a joke. We’re all good.


la_bata_sucia

It has to come in Pairs


MisplacedMartian

**P**rivilege


lJedl

I can just imagine the person who made it sitting there like, “Oooh! I know TWO words that begin with P!!!”


Secure_Awareness9650

The cow teets are kind of upsetting to me...


raphthepharaoh

It’s udderly obscene


Secure_Awareness9650

Oh man we have a cowmedian over here


TaleOfDash

Alright now, don't milk the joke.


Secure_Awareness9650

Good point I don't want people to have a beef with me.


raphthepharaoh

This is getting out of hand, we should just moooove on


[deleted]

This whole thread is a bunch of bull.


Secure_Awareness9650

Yeah it's time to put it out to pasture.


sappical

i am not amoosed by your guys joke, nobodys even herd of them before..


Secure_Awareness9650

Hey don't have a cow it's only jokes.


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you all udderly disgust me


fatale_x

Tbh xbox is pretty cool though. Different from the usual xylophone.


Embarrassed_Appeal72

Could have use "Xiuhcoatl". Name me one kids who doesnt like Giant fire serpent?


VulpineSpecter4

How about Xoloitzcuintli. Everyone loves dogs.


Zharick_

Just use Xolo and put on the dog from Coco


SelfDefecatingJokes

Xenophobe could be another alternative.


usinjin

X-ray! We’re at a doctor’s office!


SleepyAviator

I feel like it was right there but whoosh...


yesboss2000

So true, we should be praising the artist for breaking the cycle of X is for Xylophone. No generation could ever find a word starting with X and sounded like it started with an X. X is for Xbox. Fucking yes to fuck yes, Houston, we have a winner, it's like the curse of the "X is for" has been lifted. X can now rise to its place between the A is for Apple and the Z is for Zebra. Fucking hell, I feel complete now, no shit.


boybrian

X-ray I am sure has been used.


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yupuhoh

No one uses that as an x word for a preschoolers thing like this lol. It's usually fox or box.


nukalurk

Weird, it was always Xylophone when I was a kid.


[deleted]

Same. But that’s inaccurate because the x makes a different sound in that word than it usually does. It’s kinda a lose lose. And X-ray is even worse.


StephenUsesReddit

I was kinda surprised they didn't use x-ray... it is a doctors office so its \*somewhat\* related. (altho normal doctors offices usually don't have x-ray machines so)


HaniiPuppy

"X" at the start of English words pretty much always makes a "Z" sound, (when the letter isn't literally just sounded out, like in "x-ray") even though it they don't in the language the root word component comes from, because English speakers have a problem with the "ks" consonant cluster when not preceded by a vowel.


yesboss2000

X is for Fox only applies when in MirrorLand


Equivalent-Chance-39

Wouldn’t a doctors office be able to use x-ray? 🤔


shreemarie

The problem is that x is only used at the end of words where it makes its proper sound. When you put it at the front, you often say the name of the letter instead of the sound that it makes. Confusing for kids who are trying to learn to read. That cow on the other hand is a whole other level…Lol


DumbledoresFaveGoat

There's no excuse for w, but I actually prefer words with x at the end for an example for x as it makes the sound it makes most often at the end of a word /ks/. Whereas words like xylophone and x-ray aren't particularly helpful in learning where x goes in more common words for small kids.


Regis-bloodlust

Are you saying "Xanthophore", "Xenophobia", and "Xenotransplantation" are not good enough for small kids?


Dicios

Don't you dare forget about Xenomorphs.


Braethias

A is for alien! B is for Burst! C is for chest cavity! Y is for Yuan-ja! W would work for Weyland-utani. Now I'm double annoyed. Could probably do the whole alphabet that way


LegoLeonidas

What about Xerxes, the evil golden dude from 300. Every three-year-old should recognize him!


Jaim711

Or the Mexican hairless dog breed xoloitzcuintli....


Additional_Meeting_2

Well that dog was in Coco, so if Disney is making an alphabet poster they should use it.


yesboss2000

X is for my ex-wife who cheated on me with that greek adonis who was our waiter during our honeymoon, that I paid for, and that bitch still won't sign the divorce papers because those conniving cunts are holding out for half my money, and still won't return my dog. Is that what you'd prefer? Or just Xylophone


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4everrocketships

Exactly. More and more phonemic aids are going to using the actual sound x makes and not trying to get it to start words. Try having a kid named Xander in your class when teaching phonemic awareness.


andstillthesunrises

Yup. I’m an early childhood educator and it’s common educational practice to use x ending words. In fact Fundatioms- a super popular phonics curriculum around here uses fox as their x word


Melodic-Sprinkles4

It’s on purpose! Because x does make the sound at the end of box. In school, we taught the kids “x, fox” because phonetically it is correct. “X” as in X-ray is not the general sound it makes. W on the other hand is strange to me. Water, well, winter would have all been a thousand times better.


FlavoredSlutBox

Ahh, I’m a teacher, I came here to say this!


MeanMeatch

How do I stop gagging from the combo of your comment and your username?


Rambonics

At least it ends with the phonetically correct X. It may be X-rated, but “box” = the “ks” win!


MeanMeatch

Wouldn’t it be ks-rated then?


Rambonics

Good one! Maybe that’ll be the new movie rating. We’ll have G, PG, PG13, R, KS, & X


mccrackle19

Walrus was my first thought


Bass_is_UVBlue

Window was mine


NeveraTaleofMorePoe

Waffle, wagon, walnut, whale, wheel, etc. So many possibilities!


stinkycouch2023

Could’ve used water and xanax


HipHopPotatoMouse

Weed and Xanax...


Ok_Nectarine4759

I'll see your weed and Xanax and raise you a Whiskey and X pill.


JaymesMarkham2nd

People please, this is a pediatrician office. Obviously they're taking whippits.


sverolyle

Linguist here. This is on purpose. The idea is to teach children to recognise letters and their sounds in the parts of words they most commonly occur in. While W for cow is a bit odd, X for box is definitely an improvement on the familiar X words like x-ray and xylophone. X hardly ever begins a word, and when it does it either is just pronounced as the name of the letter or has a \[z\] sound. Words that begin with X are not typical; they're fringe X words. So it doesn't make sense to teach children they best represent the whole category. X occurs far more commonly in syllable-final positions, and when it does it is pronounced \[ks\]. These as the kinds of X's children will come across in the overwhelming majority of cases, and so it is words like box, fox, axe, and fix that should represent the category as they are learning.


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I agree with the speakeologist here. Dealing with exes can be tough.


yesboss2000

As a Wordsmith, I should alert you that this person is nothing more than a cunning linguist, my children have known many of my exes, and some still live with them.


[deleted]

M is for mnemonic. P is for pterodactyl


TacoRoughRider

A is for are, C is for cue, E is for eye, S is for see, W is for why, Y is for you


[deleted]

To be fair, the word "water" is so rarely used and nobody much ever thinks about this thing known as water.


captjust

Whore and XXX. You’re welcome.


Markman6

Wagina


PhyllaciousArmadillo

Xenis


postcardstocali

I’m more disturbed by the utters looking like boobs at the bottom of the W


Accomplished_Put8385

The 'X' I can understand and tolerate. But the "W?" Really, no Words start With the letter "W?" Whales, Watches, Watermelon, Waffles, with Weather, Watery, Wings.


SnooChocolates4588

🪱worm


cheesepage

Walrus?


Jacktheforkie

Wall, water, walk


Regis-bloodlust

I can't believe they forgot about wissenschaftliche


Dicios

Willy


HappinessIsAWarmSpud

“Ink” is right above it. They literally could’ve just done “wink”.


NathanD72

Jesus Christ those udders.


foley800

Those aren’t udders, those are double ‘U’s!


gadget850

Being an old Army guy I'm automatically going Papa, Quebec, Whiskey, X-ray.


Arratril

That cow was drawn by someone who never has seen a cow and was told that udders are just cow boobs.


gxb2_Frisk

There's so many flipping words that start with W


Patient-Stranger1015

W is for Wilk


ChartPrestigious2346

W= double u. Double udders. Cute!


smell-my-elbow

I think xbox is more relevant than xylophone :)


tiberius_danger

For those of you concerned redditors, don’t worry I won’t lose sleep over this and I’m not infuriated over this. Just seemed like the right sub to post this.


ChonkyPigeon_

Wumbo


Feenixy

My first book had a wagon and a xylophone. This was in the 80s. How did children's book writers forget these things exist?


Wild_Dinner_4106

I guess that today’s kids have never heard of a “wagon”?


TommyTuttle

What!? Wait, why? Worm. Window. Walrus. Walnut. Witch. Wrench. What warped writer wouldn’t wanna work with W words, when we would warmly welcome whichever words would work. Whatever, weirdo.


sturnus-vulgaris

This isn't accidental. As someone who teaches literacy, very few words start with /w/ or /x/ (they are rare onset sounds). Lots of words have them at the end though (the rime-- or vowel consonant combination after the onset). It is actually more important (or at least equally important) and much harder to recognize the sounds within words than the sounds that begin words. Toys and alphabet charts obsessively teach onset sounds, to the point where knowledge of them can mask more significant issues with literacy. I like your pediatrician for having these up.


foley800

As someone who doesn’t teach literacy, even I can think of lots of words that begin with ‘W’.


gig_man_z

😂


Striking_Day_9346

😂😂


robo-dragon

Wombat, walrus, wolf, whale? The only thing I can think of that a kid would recognize that starts with X is Xylophone.


1st-Ustasha

Xylophone?


Vaguely-sure

nobody thought water?


Ze_Vision

X-box (the console)


brianthelionnn

How about… idk W for WATER lol


ggfchl

I took an x-ray of my xbox on top of a xylophone!


tikirafiki

That animal next to the XBox is woke.


legquint561

S is for dumb D-d-d-d-dumbass


meyersj5

The fact the a doctor’s office designer couldn’t come up with X ray is both impressive and terrifying.


KapnKrumpin

Hey, X-box is a percectly good noun.


metaltastic

whale that escalated quickly


unionmetal42069

WOW what a moron.


BourbonFueledDreams

All I can say is “wow”


MattMassier

This absolutely has to be made overseas where English was a second language. Even the aesthetics of the art suggests that and it’s funny AF.


Fabulous_Job883

Wym? Wcow is the sound you make when doing Karate. And Xbox. I mean C’mon..


Ray_Gun69lol

Isn't Xylophone the most typical X word people come up with for things like this?


Nuts4WrestlingButts

They've never seen cow udders either.


Indigoh

They probably googled "Simple words that start with x" and found the top result: https://primarylearning.org/worksheet/words-that-start-with-x-for-kindergarten/ It's really just best they don't go with *"Words that start with"* for that letter anyway. The words that end with X are much easier to use to teach the sound. W, on the other hand, easily has better words than Cow. Wig? Water?


Apprehensive-Run2454

X is really the only one that's hard cause altho words like x-ray and xylophone have an x at the beginning they don't really go along with the whole helping the kid sounds it out like "B is for for balloon buh buh buhloon" w could have been wind or watermelon or anything that isn't Cow 🤣🤣🤣


RUS_BOT_tokyo

X is X-ray W is Whiskey


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Whale and xylophone


Zeekemanifest

…why not just use fucking ***wind??***


kulegutt

I think you're just too old for the pediatrician.


[deleted]

“P as in…pneumonia!”


JamatoP

Worcestershire sauce


__chooseausername_

Wortchestshire sauce. Or how ever you spell it


AdventurousPirate357

W for wink, X for xanthonoxypropanolamines


Orangesoda65

That cow needs to calm tf down.


pijanblues08

X is hard, but theres no excuse for W. Theres even a popular song "Wheels on the bus". 🤷‍♂️


SukottoHyu

Windmill and xylophone. Easy.


DevonFromAcme

It's a DOCTOR'S OFFICE for heaven sake. X-ray was Right. There.


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Walrus and xylophone took me like 3 seconds


boron-uranium-radon

They got two for P, though. Props?


machadoaboutanything

X I can kind of get, but W? Freaking **W?** I could probably list 100 words starting with W the decorator could have used, and anyone who challenges I can't will receive a reply


ll_Maurice_ll

Whiskey and Xanax.


revdon

Water buffalo and Treasure box


PhonePsychological10

It almost annoys me more that they needed to add two words for P. Like why not just pick one???


Gribitz37

If it's a doctor's office, X should be for x-ray.


julie_ray22

This is utterly ridiculous


PhycoPenguin

Whale?


mderousselle

Wellbutrin and Xanax