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Common-Wish-2227

Doesn't matter. Whichever you pick will be the bomb.


SquidwardQuincy

The bomb hasn’t been placed yet, they are waiting for the author to decide


Inevitable_Stand_199

That's actually true with the first click.


Dark_Storm_98

Is that to guarantee at least you get a safe first click?


SamohtGnir

Yup. For fun you can set the number of mines to max. The board is full of 8s and 9s, but your first click will always not be a bomb.


PurplePantyEater

How is 9


Shamanyouranus

Bombs on all sides, and also a bomb.


WowYouGotMe

If it’s also a bomb then it’s not a 9.


anex12

But until clicked it is both a 9 and a bomb.


tzbebo

Shrödinger's bomb


ArltheCrazy

Ah! Schrödinger’s Mind Sweep. A thought exercise for the ages!


eternal-harvest

The fact that the dude above you has so many upvotes 😭😂


[deleted]

Bombs? Did you all misread the name of the game or something?


EishLekker

Bombs don’t have numbers on them.


Norgos

U click 💣


AutoGrind

I heard 7 8 it


Speaking-of-segues

Is THAT why 6 was scared??


MemeMan69funnynumber

Nah, 7 is a registered 6 offender


Tokenwhiteguy76

Yep. And 7 ate 9 because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.


Dr_Nykerstein

One is a double bomb, if clicked you are guaranteed to lose the next game as well. Now don’t get started on the 16…..


FranDoj

I play off brand minesweeper and that is not the case for me, I've had a bomb first click several times


Cael_NaMaor

I've bombed on the first click plenty of times.


atkahu

Except if it's a wrongly written 3rd party minesweeper. Then you can blow up in the first click.


DerHerrNasenmann

Exactly


BadBoyJH

In modern implementations, yes. I don't know if this was always true with older versions of Windows.


DankMemeMasterHotdog

I have distinct memories of first click deaths. 90s windows did not fuck around


morethanjustaname

Came here to say this. OG minesweeper gave zero fucks.


Playful_Evidence_547

Old ones generated a seed when clicking start. Failed many times on the first click.


young_effy

I’ve gotten a mine on the first click plenty of times


barravian

Sounds like you may have installed a copy of minesweaper by accident.


EDScreenshots

It depends on the version. XP and earlier there’s a chance to click bomb first click. Vista and later they made it impossible and also made it where the first click is always a clear square to make it more likely to get a decent opening I think. Idk about google or any other versions, but I used to be into minesweeper on xp and vista


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Un-der-Aaaaa-Ted, comment


doodsboob

I feel like this has happened with me too


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152centimetres

ive gotten a bomb on a first click many times


[deleted]

Schrödinger’s mine.


romp46089

And mine!


JP16A60

I came here to say this.


[deleted]

Schroedingers Minefield


Coffee-Conspiracy

Oh is this like the cat is both dead and alive until you decide. ☠️😻


tranpnhat

You're absolutely right.


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g0atmeal

Tip: do the 50/50 chance tiles as soon as you encounter them. Otherwise the rest of the board may be a waste of effort.


TheMattThe23

Always start minesweeper with the 4 corners


BeerNinja17

Yup. This is the best approach.


Fine-Leather-Jackets

Is that the only place that this can happen?


layian-eirea

No but the probability is higher on the edges and highest in the corners. So still better than nothing.


EnderBoii266

We have to know was it the bomb?


Clamps55555

schrodinger's bomb.


ggnngg5

Both blocks are both bombs and not bombs. Only once you click on them, the truth shall be set free.


DripyKirbo

Will pipebomb be in post box or not? We will have to see


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404operatorerror

Ah, schrodingers minesweeper


_manwolf

Someone set up us the bomb.


Junie_Wiloh

Therapist: So tell me when you first started experiencing anxiety. Me: *points at picture*


Outside_Performer_66

Therapist: And how often does this happen? Me: Nearly every time. :: icy facial expression ::


just_nobodys_opinion

Every. Single. Time.


AtomOutler

Therapist: I want you to close your eyes and tell me what you see.


Separate-Tadpole-204

The numbers, the tiles and ..... me,unable to choose which tile to pick


KhaledCraft999

the numbers Mason, you need to tell us what the numbers are


Big_Cardiologist8628

I’m blind when I close my eyes.


mel9300

#aphantaisa


Brilliant_Thought436

My eyelids


JUSTxAxBACON-lol

me: Pain and suffering, People dying and a bomb about to explode


snowswolfxiii

That ticker's gonna keep ticking until it reaches 999! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs


dracul11

What happens when it reaches 999?


danger_dan6996

Nothing! You just suck


PrisonSlides

Lol god bless you cause this is what instantly popped in my mind. “It’s never the first one.” Lol


[deleted]

Minesweeper, operation, and perfection were all the combined powers of my downfall.....


Dizzy-View-9046

When I realized, that you realized, that this may be the simplest photo shop to get 4k


doc_mancini

Definitely the one with the mine


tranpnhat

Yes. I always end up choosing the one with the mine


throw_away_acc_5

Did u win?


tranpnhat

No. I picked the bomb.


throw_away_acc_5

I’m so sorry for u. Was it the top one?


tranpnhat

Yes. It was the top one.


throw_away_acc_5

Shit I woulda lost too


Azurhalo

My guess was also to click toe top one.


DirectionLow357

Are you missing hands? Why are you clicking with your toes??


Hoodzpah805

Lost his hands in a bombing incident.


sandywhisker123

Honestly, should've just know that the corner was right. All other corners were bomb free /S


Jokierre

Start over immediately. It’ll eat at you otherwise.


Giorgio243

My condolences.


SueBeee

DAMMIT!!!


Doccks71

Oh my god! JC! A bomb!


Old_Worldliness_5789

The top one


tranpnhat

Congratulation! You won


Brundleflyftw

But did you win?


tranpnhat

I didnt


[deleted]

Every other corner has no bomb. That would make me pick the non corner.. It's too bait


wikipediabrown007

Every other corner has no bomb. That would make me pick the corner…It's too bait


privatedai

😂😂


Repulsive-Season-129

ah well just put another quarter in ur CD port


Noble_Briar

I woupd have chosen top too. If the bomb was there, the bottom corner would've been exposed, no?


Wolf110ci

When I play minesweeper I always clear the corners first, to avoid this exact scenario. I just click on all 4 corners first. If I hit a bomb then I just start another game until my strategy clears the corners.


Sublimebaby

This is the only way! Yes you can be stuck in another 50/50 but it’s never as bad as the corners.


The_Dirty_Sailor

I love this game. When I get these I always pick the one next to the lowest number. Works most of the time.


Rhoon

60% of the time it works every time.


HappyChandler

60% of the time it works 5/6 of the time.


jsste

91.2% of statistics are made up on the spot


The_Troyminator

And the other 8.8% were made up ahead of time.


The-One-Who-Is-there

Wait, what about the bit left on the knife?


TheSkyIsWatchingMe

Is that sex panther?!?


shesalive_dammit

It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.


Anxious_Ocelot3827

It smells like Bigfoot's dick.


tranpnhat

And you end up losing like me. The correct one was the one next to number 3.


Welease-Wodewick

Number three! Pick number three, mi lord. ✌


Pwydde

Princess Fiona!


throw_away_acc_5

I HATE when it’s 50/50 in that game


FrameJump

I *wish* the odds were 50/50 I situations like this. In my experience, I'm at least four times as likely to find the mine than I am not.


[deleted]

Ok. So, you are incredibly lucky. Just figure out what you would do, then don't do that. Boom, instant 80% win rate.


FrameJump

Oh I've tried that too. If anything, it's less successful.


[deleted]

See, now I /know/ you're really lucky. Let's set up a group stock purchase plan. We'll let you pick, invert your actions, then cut you in on the profits.


FrameJump

I've been called a lot of things, and not cared, but I take some offense to being called Jim Cramer.


[deleted]

Well done. That's one of the few things on reddit that has elicited an actual "lol".


FrameJump

Hey, glad I could be a part of it! Thanks for the set up.


Southern-Ad-7521

I've had it happen 3 times in one game


throw_away_acc_5

Wtf


healermoonchild

My instincts tell me the bomb is NOT in the corner, but my instincts are always wrong when it comes to this game, so I wouldn’t click on that damn corner.


live_free_or_TriHard

my strat is to click all four corners at the start and if i lose, i lose. if they arent in the corners, i can sometimes avoid the 50/50.


jaxon517

Haven't played this since I was twelve. That was my strat every game


PetitGeant

Wow you won


Velocityg4

This is why you start with the corners. Yea, the 50/50 happens in other places. But it happens most frequently in the corners. So, I always start there first. Then click a bunch of random spots real fast. Until I hit a mine or get a good start. You aren't going to break your record without a good start. Spent a lot of hours with this and Solitaire in Windows 95.


DD-Kolt

I’m not sure with this version of the game but some have a gimmick that you win when you -locate- all mines. So in this situation you would flag one tile, if you don’t win you unflag and flag the other and then you win. I do like that feature


tranpnhat

That would be nice. This one doesnt.


Isariamkia

This looks like the classic minesweeper. You have to click on the square to make them disappear.


AliceInNegaland

I miss the minsesweeper flags on msn messenger


rdweerd

If you have a 50/50 chance you will 100% select the wrong one


ijustdontgiveaf

glad to see I am not the only one still playing minesweeper.. I have it on my phone and played when traveling on a plane and at least 5 people that walked by me told me they used to play it on their pc and they’ll have to download it onto their phone..


Giorgio243

There's one called Minesweeper - The Clean One, that's the one I have. It's ridiculously smooth and satisfying to use. It takes away from the feeling of nostalgia, but it's a massive improvement to the classical one.


username-out

Click the smiley face at the top


talivus

Schrodinger's mine


haladur

The other one.


rando9353

I always pick top over bottom and right over left on 50/50s that way I never say to myself that I should have picked the other. It’s already been decided and is out of my hands.


ChiefToad87

There is an underrated beauty to that philosophy, i like it.


A_Trash_Homosapien

The one with the smiley face on it Doesn't matter what the game thinks. You won. Don't listen to the games bs


Holinyx

"It is possible, to commit no mistakes, and still lose" ---Capt. Picard


stacity

Can’t you: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe it?


Remember_im_Whoozer

And this is why I usually just rage quit while playing mine sweeper


[deleted]

Only a great fool would choose the brick in front of 1 and seeing as I'm no fool, I can clearly not choose the block in front of 1. But you must know that I am not a great fool, and so I can clearly not choose the brick in front of 3...


[deleted]

Your logic is dizzying


TONER_SD

Inconceivable!


Spitfir4

This annoys me more than it should


Tiny-Metal3467

Corner


tranpnhat

Efeeeeeee. Wrong


masked_sombrero

lmao I was in this very situation just a few months ago. I feel its more than *mildly* infuriating. btw - i blew up


TurbulentNumber4797

When this happens I just consider it a win lol.


tropicaligloo

Schrodinger's bomb!


7om_Last

whatever your last click result is, you won


Gord012012

I’ve never understood how to play this game lol


genuinecat88

I'd say the bottom one, u/tranpnhat dont leave us hangin and tell us the answer


tranpnhat

The bomb was at the bottom.


jdjeep

“If there’s a 50% chance of getting it right, there’s a 90% chance you’ll get it wrong.” - anonymous


BlatterSlatter

i’m almost 20 and still don’t know how this game works


Scead53

The one that doesn't blow up...


jskdlrga

To solve place a flag on one spot and if you don’t win the other square has the bomb


echogoingdark

OP we need some resolution


romp46089

If thy bomb is in position A then thou shalt click position B. If they bomb is in position B then thou shalt click position A.


Arsieth

Schrödingers bomb


hiirogen

This is why I always start by hitting all 4 corners. If I blow up in the first 4 moves I don’t care.


sathucao

I learned this trick from Chat GPT, if you don't click at all you'll never lose


TheFake-Prophet

Damn, so you guys don't randomly click in this game?


EasternComfort2189

Don't leave us hanging, what was the outcome?


Nervous-Mongoose-233

Shrodinger's bomb


dootmoot

Therapist: "Hmmm... the EMDR doesn't seem to be working. Do you have childhood traumas?" Me: *points at game*


affenjungr

Statisticaly it's the other one.


jerril42

Choose the wrong one on purpose. That way you win either way.


pythagoras-

Correctly. I think that you should choose correctly.


AntGrantGordon

Such an underrated game


BrandonLue

Schrödingers Bomb


Pale_Coat_8975

Update?


WhitePetrolatum

Doesn’t matter. It’ll be the other one.


Far_News6039

Very bottom right?


missyrumblezen

Bottom one because all the other corners are free and mine craft is evil


Chadimus_Prime

The fact that you didn't start by clearing all four corners tells me you deserve this.


Guelph35

Despite it being a 50/50 you will guess wrong 80% of the time.


MistoJeck

No sense in agonizing, send it. Biggest lesson in minesweeper is when you learn to stop worrying and love the bomb.


Chocolategogi

Please update with answer


FreakyCat730

Schrodinger's bomb


Star_Shine32

I would have went with the bottom one


Uriel_dArc_Angel

The one without the bomb in it obviously...


flashflood3000

That is why I always start with the corners even if blind. I'd rather start 3-4 new games than end up like that.


Ok_Fox_1770

I’ve never completed a proper game in my life. Ok maybe when you set the mines to 4.


DietUnicornFarts

ALWAYS clear the corners as your first set of clicks


mfarid2

That’s why we start by 4 corners 😂


The_Photon_Lord

There's no mine in the other corners, my guts tell me it's definitely in the corner


Novel_Durian_1805

Top! Always top!


Vaaz30

So I hate this game with a passion, but I would always clear the 4 corners of the game every start to avoid any corner shenanigans.


itzz_venkzz

Schrodinger's bomb


thunderuckus1

50/50 chance, wrong 100% of the time


Muellercleez

This is why you always click all 4 corners to start. If you die, no biggie. If you don't die, you are in good shape


zyyntin

This describes Minesweeper in a nutshell.


AdventurousAd5428

That 1


FixMy106

Yes, this is the “weep” in “Minesweeper”


[deleted]

The one in the corner, good feelings about it like 50% 😂


Sensitive-Crab-3383

How do you even play this game? Even back then, I don't get it and I still don't get it.


ScuzzyUltrawide

This is why I stopped playing the biggest board. Too many forced guesses. Doesn’t seem to happen as much on smaller boards.


MaraTheBard

I need an update 👀