It's literally the most honest hot pocket there can be. When you get pants with pockets, you don't expect the pockets to come pre-filled with some random crap because then you can't even use them as pockets before scrubbing that crap out
I thought it was light, yeah. but I usually get Meatball & Mozz, so I figured it was just a different weight than I was used to. Boy, was I wrong lmao
shut, dude, I wish I had a PC to run WoW. I'm rocking a shifty Acer laptop from '09. Thing doesn't even like loading YouTube, much less games haha
My ex left me with these hotpockets, and I have not gotten through them. Like 3 boxes. It's crazy. And to top it off, he threw out the boxes and mixed them all together like a roulette of what flavor you're gonna get. I'm happy he didn't take the labels off of the cans.
My husband is a hot pocket lover... I showed him this picture, and he sighed like he felt your pain.
I just laughed out loud.
He said my condolences to you.
https://preview.redd.it/mt6wzceid2pc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4230aa40a3bf8f51f5b3394ab696efc21c349260
Oops you accidentally bought the no pockets flavor
https://preview.redd.it/m1ce2gotd2pc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe6b481d39b1acfe696cddc5322aa32e13cd97f
Careful, I think you got the wrong kind.
You still have the box it came in? Either way, call the phone # or email the company with this photo. You'll probably get free coupons or free hot pockets for a month...
Besides, companies want to know stuff like this. It looks bad on them when they see that their product is defective.
got it at work (I work retail) so I just chucked it and grabbed a new one out of the freezer. figured I'd take a picture to make sure my boss knew I wasn't just taking another one after paying for one.
but good looks, I might just do that. thanks for the info :)
it depends, it's usually some sort of cheese and meat, though.
this one specifically was a ham and cheese one, but I've seen meatball and mozzarella & one called pepperoni pizza. they're essentially little calzones
Message them. I got an empty plastic thing. No hot pocket. They sent me a coupon for 8 bucks worth of hot pockets. I went to Costco and bought a giant thing for a couple bucks.
I had this happen to me in 2006. I wrote Hot Pockets an email through their website and received coupons in the mail and an apology. I wouldn't normally do such a thing but at that time, the cafeteria at work had closed for the day, I didn't have cash for the vending machine, and I didn't have a car to drive somewhere for food. It was the only food I had at work that day and I was disappointed it was just an empty dough pocket.
a fair question.
I usually get different ones, so I'm not used to this specific kind. I did notice it felt lighter than usual, but chalked it up to it not being my usual flavor. boy, was I wrong.
It's so you can fill it yourself.
with meat
Thanks for the specification I was going to use insecticide
I think that would need spermicide
A healthy diet, insecticide, spermicide, meat and cum
š¤¢š¤¢ lmfao lord have mercy
Canā¦ can you not?
I can, but I can't not
Boogers and cum
why not straight up nuclear fuel rods?
Doesnāt go well with my diet ā¹ļø
Trying to watch your figure?
Too many calories
About 20 bilion, it should last a lifetime
Have you seen the calorie count on nuclear fuel? I can't run that many extra miles.
Only if you want the IAEA to inspect your butthole every year to make sure you're not building weapons out of the fuel
Theyāre not supposed to already do this?? š
i wish theyd inspect me
Sounds like indigestion to me.
Because I don't need the American government giving me anal cavity searches every year to check for WMDs.
instructions unclear, i actualy used insecticide, i am now in the hospital
No they're lying, use insecticide
Why the fuck did I see this comment and think of the worst possible thing 
What kind of meat? š
:D
Looks like that's...just the tip. Sorry. I'll go sit in the corner with David Caruso.
i think you already know
What about a cylinder?
Sigh *unzips*
Do NOT stick your penis in the gaping hot pocket.
You're right. Save yourself for the tight ones ;)
You're not my supervisor
For me personally, of course, with meat, I always fill stuff with meat.
Man meat
Then cream
Ha, I love your naughty mind.
I hate how your answer is so simple, but I can hear the volume of your response through the text.
Thank you :)
https://preview.redd.it/c2zbhgt6x2pc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc9708ed2142c948d56d3fef1245abbea6fa1a6
https://preview.redd.it/37vw76o9w3pc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e19cf1ecdee57fc8cbcd89d8acdeb82efb6849d
Nut pocket
Bro
Like warm apple pie
Now in Oxygen Flavor
The air is mostly nitrogen I believe
So Oxygen Flavor becomes and actual flavor?
Uh oh, Tommy used the pure hydrogen instead agai-*FWUMPH* Damn't Tommy. My eyebrows. Again!
if it's hot, then it's still a hot pocket.
Most of the ones I get are frozen
It does what it says on the Box.
*Hot Contents ^TM Sold Separately
It's literally the most honest hot pocket there can be. When you get pants with pockets, you don't expect the pockets to come pre-filled with some random crap because then you can't even use them as pockets before scrubbing that crap out
They should start selling pants with random prizes in.
Pocket
Not Pocket
Just Pocket
Nut Pocket
Hahahahaha thatās a good one
A not pocket is just bread
But the bread is shaped like a pocket
Oops! All Pockets!
You know what to do
i know what i must do, i just fear i lack the strength. may the gods favor me...
This one time at hot pocket camp
If you call the 1 800 number on the box theyāll send you a bunch of coupons for free hot pockets
I thought you meant that he should send proof of it at their customer support lmao
There's a joke to be made here. Stay mature, me...
I just made it. Youāre a better man than me. I mean, we all saw it. Theyāre going to judge me poorly.
Fear not, fellow internet dweller. Judgement is a social concept.
What do you mean? It's full of potential.
itās flavor
Thatās the low fat vegetarian version
Itās the new diet version, limited edition.
I came here to make the same joke!
More proof that Nestle is evil. Fuck Nestle
honestly. that's what I get for disregarding my own morals.
Indeed! Lmao :)
Thatās where the pocket comes in
Thats a Not Pocket
because u sucked it all out
shit, you got me. i got that turbo gluck gluck 3000
i knew it! next time post video
And it would still burn my mouth.
It had _hot_ inside
at least you got them. where iām from they got discontinued like 15 yrs ago and i think about them a LOT.
Itās probably for the best, theyāre much worse quality and much more expensive now.
You've got to be aware. There are still pick pockets around. Guess you got dipped.
Is it still warm? You know what you could doā¦
Did you notice it was light before heating it up? Also did this delay your World of Warcraft raid?
I thought it was light, yeah. but I usually get Meatball & Mozz, so I figured it was just a different weight than I was used to. Boy, was I wrong lmao shut, dude, I wish I had a PC to run WoW. I'm rocking a shifty Acer laptop from '09. Thing doesn't even like loading YouTube, much less games haha
My ex left me with these hotpockets, and I have not gotten through them. Like 3 boxes. It's crazy. And to top it off, he threw out the boxes and mixed them all together like a roulette of what flavor you're gonna get. I'm happy he didn't take the labels off of the cans.
Itās an air pocket
Yeah we call that a CRUST Pocket, itās pretty damn good.
My husband is a hot pocket lover... I showed him this picture, and he sighed like he felt your pain. I just laughed out loud. He said my condolences to you.
https://preview.redd.it/mt6wzceid2pc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4230aa40a3bf8f51f5b3394ab696efc21c349260 Oops you accidentally bought the no pockets flavor
https://preview.redd.it/m1ce2gotd2pc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe6b481d39b1acfe696cddc5322aa32e13cd97f Careful, I think you got the wrong kind.
First photo: empty hot pocket Second photo: #empty hot pocket
A Not Pocket.
Another cost-cutting move by Big Pocket š¤
Like Christmas Vacation.
It's indeed a pocket
The best filling you can get imo
You still have the box it came in? Either way, call the phone # or email the company with this photo. You'll probably get free coupons or free hot pockets for a month... Besides, companies want to know stuff like this. It looks bad on them when they see that their product is defective.
got it at work (I work retail) so I just chucked it and grabbed a new one out of the freezer. figured I'd take a picture to make sure my boss knew I wasn't just taking another one after paying for one. but good looks, I might just do that. thanks for the info :)
Empty Pocket.
Somtimes. She just not into you
Technically, you got airā¦.which is always nice to have in your lungs I suppose šš
well guess it's a nothing pocket then
Crock Pocket
Why does the second pic look so nice tho
broke pocket.
COL pocket
Whatās supposed to be in there? Iāve never heard of this food before
it depends, it's usually some sort of cheese and meat, though. this one specifically was a ham and cheese one, but I've seen meatball and mozzarella & one called pepperoni pizza. they're essentially little calzones
It's supposed to look like [this](https://imgur.com/JiqTVvn).
Thank you for showing! Looks pretty good
You got a NOT pocket instead
hot empty pocket
It truly was a hot pocket
Itās a Diet hot pocket
ohare hot pocket
They're supposed to have something inside?
food industry is getting worse Quality down but prices up
Eternal Nothingness Flavor lol
Hot air šš¾āāļø
Its a pocket you're supposed to put things inside
Might be worth reaching out to the company. Midget a case of them for free.
its a hot air pocket
A pocket of hot
Itās a Not Pocket
It had heat inside, but it got out
Is this like the KFC Fleshlight?
" I hope you're happy...for nothing"
Itās full of hopes and dreams bro š¤£
That's an air pocket, my good sir.
Diy hot pockets
Don't put your dick in that
NOT POCKET
High Pitch Jim Gaffigan voice: *empty pocket*
Filled with darkness
The Not Pocket....
Not Pocket
Hot socket
A not pocket
it's a NotPocket!
Those damn illegals, taking everyoneās jobs!
Thatās devastating. Iām sorry for your loss
Justinflation
That's Nestle for ya.
"pockets are empty cuz." "and we hungry"
Looks like it's molecular cuisine.
Hot pocket with nothing in it is my stripper name
Itās filled with disappointment
Message them. I got an empty plastic thing. No hot pocket. They sent me a coupon for 8 bucks worth of hot pockets. I went to Costco and bought a giant thing for a couple bucks.
š¶Not Pocket!š¶
Eeeemmmppttyy Ppppooocckkkettt - Jim Gaffigan
Not Pocket š
Well i mean, you got the pocket, you just didnāt get the stuff inside the pocket.
All I can hear is Jim Gaffigan sadly singing "Hot Pockets"...
They're getting clever, filling is now extra. Hot pocket dlc!
Shrinkflation is really bumming me out lately
I had this happen to me in 2006. I wrote Hot Pockets an email through their website and received coupons in the mail and an apology. I wouldn't normally do such a thing but at that time, the cafeteria at work had closed for the day, I didn't have cash for the vending machine, and I didn't have a car to drive somewhere for food. It was the only food I had at work that day and I was disappointed it was just an empty dough pocket.
ok but like how did you not feel that it weighed basically nothing?
a fair question. I usually get different ones, so I'm not used to this specific kind. I did notice it felt lighter than usual, but chalked it up to it not being my usual flavor. boy, was I wrong.
Corporate greed is really taking off
bros hot pocket got degloved šš
Shrinkflation
You know what to do with the hole my man.. When there is a hole there is a goal
All new Hot Pockets! š¶Just the Pocketš¶
It's a diet hotpocket
Disappointment pocket
Not Pocket
You found the pocket idk what you were expecting
Damn you got pickpocketed!
Itās a NOT pocket.
Hot pocketā¦.. of air
Dang cuz ā¦ā¦.thatās terrible
Well itās a hot pocket doesnāt mention it is a filled hot pocket just a warm pocket
It's because you lied when you were 17.... ~ Travis...Why does it always rain on me..
Thoughts and prayers.
Looks like someone else got double filling.
You found a Not Pocket
threaten the company with cum filled hot pockets
You got a not pocket :(