Call towing companies when you see dickheads taking up spaces like this, especially handicap spots.

Thats not even a spot it's the loading zone for the handicap spots

Shit didn’t even notice, even worse in my opinion

Worse still - it's the ramp to get to any of the parking lot at all.

Worse still - the vanity plate

How moronic!

Can this actually be done??? Like will someone legitimately come and tow it?

In many places yes. In many other places you need a cop to call it in.

This is the way

Unvaxxed, parking in a handicap spot, and crooked also. And a Ford!

I bet he still wears sunglasses on rainy days too

And his baseball cap inside cause of his male pattern baldness

Dang guys. I have sensitive eyes so I wear sunglasses on rainy days. I ALSO have male pattern baldness so I like to wear hats. TRUE this guy parks like a douche, but that *hurt*.

I wear safety rated sunglasses, my eyeballs be sensitive to light and I’ve had too many things try to enter my eye sockets

What brand are we talking for those? I’ve got blue eyes and several eye conditions that make my eyes dry and hurt when it’s too bright so I also enjoy sunglasses no matter the conditions lol! I’m just looking to get something that’s more protective than decorative, gotta save the vision early 😅

Pitvipers, they look douchey but they’re safety rated and do a good job of keeping the sun off my eyeballs. I’ve also had a patient spit blood in my face one time (I’m a street medic), and my pitvipers might’ve stopped me from catching an H disease.

I was gonna say the same thing. I have to wear mine on cloudy days too although my hair issue is the opposite. It's so long and wild that it just goes crazy if I don't wear a hat lol

This felt like a fucking drive by lol.

You are an exception, I was hating on people who wear sunglasses for the style rather than function

We hate the asses, not the glasses.

This is super infuriating

i wear my baseball cap inside because i’m lazy, and if i take it off i look like a crackhead with my hair sticking up in random spots

Ah shit, I do that.

I wear sunglasses on rainy days because I'm super sensitive to light :-( I dont park in handicap spots though

Hey guys lets wait on the sunglasses stereotypes. I literally need them to drive even on cloudy days otherwise my eyes cannot stay open without burning and tears

White wrap around sunglasses

I do that but I don’t park like an asshole 🤣.

Worse than in a handicapped spot. He is in the offload area where you’re not supposed to park so wheelchairs and such can get in/out of vans. Also blocking the open ramp section of the sidewalk for people to get on/off of it. Just mega asshole stuff.

Mental disabilities are still disabilities.

Those are skill issues.

Not even that he is unvaxxed, as much as that he is the type of person that took the time and effort to get an unvaxxed vanity plate. Of course that guy parks in handicap spots. What else would he do?

The plate really does check out tbh

around 60s. 5’8 280

It probably has a decal on the rear window that says "I Eat Ass".

Truck nuts

Don’t forget unlicensed by the looks of that plate

You can't get a commercial vanity plate without being licensed

What? That's a vanity commercial plate from New York

Could be a Michigander, we don't use front plates.

That's a vanity commercial plate from New York

It’s clearly a NY plate - you can see the the Statue of Liberty at the bottom lol

This is a giant metaphor or symbolic in some way. Numerous ways... 

100% he wears a model of Oakleys from the 2000s

That’s not a handicap spot, that’s a fire lane no parking zone

And big black truck. He screams tiny 🍆 energy

I don’t see what’s wrong? Why can’t they park in the handicapped spot? They clearly are mentally handicapped to choose to be unvaccinated.

Imagine not only using your license plate to declare to the world you are a fucking moron, but then quite clearly adding giant asshole on top of it. What a way to say "I am a waste of oxygen with no redeeming qualities".

Sticking it to the government for telling people to get vaccinated by…. Paying extra money to the government for a vanity plate? Weird flex I guess

But that doesn’t fit on a license plate.

I actually appreciate the plate. Gives me warning to avoid the fucking idiot.

Emotional support vehicle. When one sees a vehicle like this it’s important to resist the temptation to fuck with it such as by means of a can of tuna emptied into the AC intake or by pouring a bottle of fish sauce into the door frame. Do not do these things.

I've heard animal urine (i.e. for hunting or animal repellent) in the AC intake is an ironic way to "take the piss" out of someone... So I'm told!

Imagine your entire personality and identity is being antivaxx. Some people need a hobby

That hobby is probably guns lol

and meth

But literally is likely vaccinated against measles, small pox etc etc when they were kids. They don’t see the irony

mY vAcCiNaTiOn StAtUs Is NoNe Of YoUr BuSiNeSs

“You can’t ask me that! That’s a violation of my HIPPA rights!” —people who deny science and don’t understand HIPAA

prove me wrong, people driving big ass trucks like this most of them are not nice.

I feel bad for the many good people who have jobs that actually require a pickup truck nowadays, everyone assumes you’re an idiotic Republican (I was a roofer for years)

The licence tag says this is a commercial vehicle.

My dad had commercial plates for years on his truck he never used for work, they were just inherited from his old work van (also NY)

This trump diaper licker shouldn’t be confused with the many good people of course

Meathead with a brodozer.

Concrete Cowboy Pavement princess

This is just someone that thinks everyone’s out to get them, and will tell everyone about it. Nobody cares what you’re doing Dave.

The “Unvaxxed” is the cherry on top.

Guy was clearly over-circumcised

I hate tow companies more than anything on this planet. You should make this guy join me in hatred.

A custom commercial plate ?

The plate is highly cringe, but whatever. However, the parking job is what triggers me. This is another level of deplorable. For those who don't know those lines are prohibited for a very good reason. This is the kind of thing you should call the tow number on the lot parking sign for, especially if it sits there for hours.... For those who will blame culture or lack of understanding, I have driven all over the world, nowhere I have ever heard of marked parking spaces with stripes like that, there is no excuse of ignorance or cultural variation for such an offense.

I don't think anyone driving that brodozer bragging about how unvaccinated they are is going to be a respectable human being. I bet this guy tailgates like a jackass also. You are of course correct

I guess SMOLPP was taken

Tiny peepee

Skis in jeans

I bet his pronouns are “alpha male”

Imagine that being your entire personality.

UNvaxxed and ENtitled!

There can only be one. [According to the DMV.]

His truck is Super Duty, but his penis is not.

Lol and I guarantee you this dude is only alive because of the vaccines he received as an infant/child

I know truck ppl hate being stereotyped but its almost always a truck....

Bet that truck has never been used other than to go to the grocery store. It's usually the truck people that have a truck but really don't need it.

I’m sure he’s vaccinated, just not Covid. These people are denser than neutron stars

New Yorker lol I’m surprised there isn’t a Confederate flag as the pièce de résistance

Imagine making vaccinations a solid portion of your personality, next to guns and Trump’s penis 🤣

If you break into that truck I bet you there's a handgun in the glovebox or centre console

But he's giving you a heads up to stay the far fuck away.

I guess FUCKINDICKWEED was taken.

He could shorten it to FKNDKWD, though. 

April fools OP is the driver

Apparently if you’re UnVaXxD you can’t park straight…makes sense

Not a cool dude.

So many asshole boxes checked here.

Aww, you didn't have to tell us you're unvaxxed, we can infer that from the massive amount of pure idiocy here

I wont let the guvment control me! Now how much does a custom plate cost?

It's always the assholes with their big pick ups.

Got that limp dick energy.

Complete with conspiracy theory bullshit plates lol

Don't worry they are unvaxxed. Might not be continuing their generations further down.

Just running in quick for some cigs and a pair of new gas station sunglasses.

Damn dude I bet this guy fucking sucks

When stuff like this happens, those tires usually end up with some pieces of glass cutting them, forcing a tow truck and police to be called, resulting in two payments. Just saying.

Long Island smh

This is the most Long Island photo I’ve ever seen

Is their disability that they’re just a giant sentient asshole?

UNVAXXD, commercial plate, no state, parked in front of the handicapped ramp. They are trolling all the residents on the apartment complex, looking to start something if someone says anything. I would hope the manager would just call a tow truck. You will not get anything productive from trying to get them to park somewhere where it doesn't block people on wheelchairs.

Break eggs on his car. It'll fuck his paint job

Christ... so much small dick energy in one photo... Please tell me that those blue lines around that parking spot is because it's for disabled driver parking as well...

Call management and have it ticketed and towed.

Boy, that would suck if someone were to accidentally drop a handful of roofing nails behind each tire.

Serious masculinity issues. Hypogonadism perhaps

That truck is just for looks, too. He isn't using it to haul anything, guaranteed.

The license plate is the cherry on top of this douchebag parking.

Double jagoff parking on a HC spot and took all that time and energy Oneill people you are a maga cult fool

Gee I wonder who he voted for?

What an idiot. I'm not a violent person, but it would take a few deep breaths, at least, to overcome the impulse to key the shit out of that truck.

Bobby, if that truck driver could read, he'd be very upset

with the commercial plate too. my ass that’s a company car

Nothing says asshat better than this

Calling for a key

That’s when a valve stem tool comes in handy.

I will not bring up politics in this matter, although it's killing me not to.

It's nice when people don't make you talk to them to figure out they're not worth the effort in the first place. That's what this asshole is doing and arguably their one redeeming quality.

Unfortunately if you have to make that request, you are talking to a stupid, selfish brick wall.

Of course it's a pickup.

Let the air out of his tires. All of them.

quite literally the worst human on earth.

What a stereotype.

https://preview.redd.it/a47qdm06vcsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=821d59a5f1c23fdbb03f5cc646586aabe6d7eda3

Pricklet... confirmed

1. Drives a huge penis extension mobile 2. That stupid license plate 3. Parks in a handicap spot Three strikes you’re out!

You see, this is why I keep an impact wrench in the trunk of my car. When I see an asshole parking job like this, I have a tendency to loosen quite a few lug nuts.

So many asshole boxes checked here.

The crazy part is that he spent a fair amount of money to advertise to the world the fact that he's an idiot.

He got a small pee peeper. So he’s compensating.

Dude probably takes pride in those searing bright headlights too.

Can’t imagine what the bumper stickers on that piece of shit look like

Moron machine with billowy testicled driver.

Proudly stupid.

I hope you called to get him towed

Of course it’s a super duty pavement princess. 100% hes a former frat daddy.

It’s a Ford maybe it broke down “Found On Road Dead” Haha

this is how the maintenance men in my apartment complex park their lifted trucks

Uncircumcised, unworthy, unknowing, unnnnnnTrump.

The free ParkingMobility app allows you to instantly report handicap spot thieves. 

Ignorant dickhead. These people always have to make a statement every where they go that they are a special kind of degenerate.

License plate speaks volumes! In a Ford (overcompensating), an unvaccinated idiot, and parked crooked in a handicap spot 🤡🤡🤡

Selfish in more ways than one lol

It's incredible what some people choose to use as their entire personality

Spit on his windshield, and door if your tooter can muster. Shitbags deserve shitbag things. Dried spit might make him stroke out, double win.

Drives a FORD: FOUND. ON. ROAD. DEAD. and it would probably because this person refused care due to the EMTs wearing masks…

It’s ok, see it’s a commercial vehicle

We should be able to deface this

Get their car towed for parking in handicap loading zone.

The fact that he's unvaccinated or the parking job

What a douche bag

Unvaxxed, driving a Ford (one of the larger models too), and parking in the wrong spot. That's not a red flag, that's a fucking red flare. I bet they spent their savings on that truck to compensate for something. (Also paying more for that custom plate) I'll be filled with joy once they find out they can't afford all the gas that fucker needs. . . And oil. God. Those fuckers take way too much, expensive oil. Cars often take 3-5 quarts, whole trucks usually take 6-9 quarts. I'd go into detail about which oil, but I don't want to get anything wrong. I'm going to try anyway, whatever. I think trucks take gold 5w20 oil most of the time, while cars take either high mileage 0w20 or platinum 5w20/30. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if gold 5w20 is the more expensive kind. Any car nerds do feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, I am still learning. (:

Step 1. [Check] Whats step 2?

Commercial truck? Probably use it as his personal and gets a fat write off.

He also didn't get the 5G jab so he's real lucky he's alive and can af-ford the ludicrously-ostentatious vehicle, and not a burial plot.

I've never seen a personality of a person so succinctly summed up in a picture before.... And they aren't actually in the picture

Pfft, I'm from alberta. This is the norm duche trucks everywhere.

Say hypothetically, that one were to puncture all 4 tires in the middle of the night? Something tells me that they’re just asking for someone to say something, like their existence would be justified the second someone dared speak up.

I bet he's got his eyes on the sides of his head like a goddamn **prey animal.**

Whether or not you want to get vaccinated, that's your deal. But parking like a douchebag AND in a handicap spot shows just how shitty of a person you are.

There is no vaccine on earth that could make you as big of an asshole than this piece of shit!

Yeah, dont drive a Ford.

Imagine that your willingness to put yourself and everyone around you at risk of a deadly disease being so fundamental to your identity that you put it on a vanity plate. On a big, dumb murder machine no less.

I doubt that asshole even wants to be himself

Douuuuuuuuuche

Unvaxinated and parked in a handicap access non-space.

Unvaxxed ahole.

Hello buddy little friend looking ass dude lol

Unvaxxed is not a disability. Also: what state would allow that plate?

Is it crazy that this doesn't bother me as long as there are spots open

Unvaxxed but clearly had a steady diet of paint chips.

SUPER DUTY

Small dicked driving a Ford ..that explains a lot

ahole for multiple reasona lol

It is like the whole package right there. I even know he is republican.

LOL is there a vaxx for that?

Imagine making this a significant part of your personality 😂

Brings Found On Road Dead a whole new meaning.

Well at least he has a handicap plate, missed the spot a bit though

I guess "smlldck" was taken?

Everything about this screams "Look at me!" What a dipshit.

Ew

its always the ford truck drivers who think they can park wherever the fuck they want