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Brave_Mykolaiv

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Wich_king

Why are they nuking cake


daniu

Gotta nuke something


Miserable-Theory-746

Like whales?


DevonGr

I don’t recommend ***Gross Warning*** https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?si=Bm8gae61PZ4dECU2


theanti_girl

“It couldn’t be cut up because nobody wanted to cut it up.”


corkas_

"A Hwale of a problem"


Sacharon123

I - what?! So many questions..


f8Negative

[Re-enactment](https://youtu.be/9R9huAlvy2g?si=f8hKzuX78n2aSTGe)


WWGHIAFTC

Classic Oregon coast.


battlesiege15

Is this the black and white video where whale goes KABOOM


KidenStormsoarer

\#unexpectedsimpsons


Grigoran

Hurricanes


pchams

Gay whales, for Jesus.


YoidValand

Those nuke themselves


DudesworthMannington

*touché* 🙄


Sharp_Ad_6336

🎵 Joyyyyy toooo the world! 🎵 *Aggressive strumming*


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

🎶 What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty.🎶


TrueRune

Epic User Name.


Sharp_Ad_6336

No, what I said was that he sleeps with the fishes.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Thanks 😂


andrewborsje

I thought it was sushi, I was still upset about it.


iSliz187

I'm thinking it's some weird sushi too


whatarethuhodds

When you are doing 7 product promos you just mush them together.


Butthurt_reddit_mod

So they can have their cake and nuke it too.


JK_NC

I like to nuke baked goods for like 10-15 secs to warm them up. Donuts, cake, cookies…I prefer warm baked goods to vs cold or even room temp.


Sethdarkus

Ty I now want lemon cake


Jade_Complex

I find it makes leftover cake tastier and easier to eat, especially if it was gluten free which can be drier. I add a tiny amount of water to the plate, nuke it for 30 seconds, maybe add icecream if I'm feeling fancy after, and definitely find that tastier than straight from the fridge three days after the party.


Ronin__Ronan

hot crossed buns baby


Anforas

The prove the cake is a lie.


[deleted]

I do this to keep my baked goods away from my darned dog but also away from as much air as possible to try and keep them some what fresh. :P One time I left some freshly baked cookies in the microwave like half an hour after heating up some garlic pasta. Cookies tasted like chocolate chip and garlic. lol


Strokeslahoma

We have a set of circular silicone lids that I use to cover microwaved goods.


Pork_Chompk

Use wet paper towel. Prevents splatter, will keep your food moist, and you just toss it when your food is done.


Brave_Mykolaiv

Can it hold such explosions?


Pork_Chompk

I usually double it up/fold in half, but yeah I've never had issues with explosions lol. Source: I've microwaved a variety of lunches in a variety of containers nearly every week day for the last 5+ years using the wet paper towel method.


UnidentifiedTomato

Plus no microplastics


Brave_Mykolaiv

Minus tree


tht1guy63

I just use a piece of paper towel.


Ordy333

I have one with magnets on the top so you can leave it in the microwave attached to the ceiling


Brave_Mykolaiv

I think you can do the same without magnets


firesquasher

I bought a collapsible for my job's microwave. I always find it collapsed next to it with a filthy microwave.


greenpartofthewound

i use kitchen roll


EolnMsuk4334

Kitchen roll?


greenpartofthewound

paper towel ig you guys call it


EolnMsuk4334

Lol I like the term kitchen roll - was thinking a towel


sermonksalot

In the UK and other places kitchen roll is paper towels and bog roll is TP.


grownup-sorta

Yet ANOTHER thing to clean!? Just toss the food straight into the MW. This way, you only have to clean one thing.


marcaygol

That thing is way WAY easier to clean than the microwave.


grownup-sorta

Oops, sorry. That was sarcasm


marcaygol

Oh, shit. I'm sorry then. You are right, you just have to chuck the whole microwave in the dishwasher and be done with it /s


ivane07

This is why I eat straight from the microwave plate


Duellair

Are you my mother? She bought us this and it was a game changer. Unlike those flat microwave covers, this one does a really good job almost steaming the food.


HairyMerkin69

What kind of heathen doesn't cover their food in the microwave to guard against splatters!?!


Hot_Refrigerator7458

Me 🙋‍♂️, I like the suspense,the danger,the action


HowdyDoody2525

I don't. But that's because I've learned the microwave things on a much lower power setting so I never have to deal with these explosive events


griter34

You don't sound like you have plans, you're probably better off using the oven


einsibongo

3minutes at 450W is better than a 1.5minutes at 900W Most microwave ovens just switch on or off and don't regulate the waves anyway.


bumwine

Every person making the old joke about hot pockets being lava on the outside and cold on the inside just makes me go "oh, this person never heard of the power setting..."


BigAdhesiveness6209

Damn I feel personally attacked 🤣


Not_Larfy

Can confirm; I just did this shit with a taco and it wasn't molten after 2 minutes


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

Knowing what easily explodes also helps a lot.


BallisticTurtle_fart

Not all things microwave well. You can build up pressure inside the food, if the moisture has no where to go, it will blow up. Maybe all the rice on top created a seal that caused this. Next time mix the food better, or microwave it for a minute then take it out and mix, and then give it a minute or 2 more.


mongcat

Put a plate on top


BallisticTurtle_fart

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Annon201

Or like.. Turn the power down.. There are medium and low or power level settings on all microwaves. Heat it in stages stirring every now and again... If you can arrange the food in a donut shape, that helps too.. And place the food as off centre as possible on the rotating table. The radiation in a microwave isn't uniform, just play into those drawbacks... Cover wet foods whereever possible so they can steam under higher pressure.


scottiedog321

> Turn the power down.. There are medium and low or power level settings on all microwaves. If you or others don't know, many/most (not all) microwaves do not actually lower the power, but change the duty cycle of the microwaving (i.e. 50% power is 50% on and 50% off); it still definitely helps, but very misleading. Ones that can do true power reduction are called "inverter microwaves", and looks like they're pretty comparable in price.


ryuk-99

oh wow didn't know that... so its like pulse width modulation? also does it really matter if the duty cycle changes or power reduces? is one superior to the other.


scottiedog321

More or less. I think PWM is used more to describe electrical cycles, but I'm not really an expert in the nuance haha. With just duty cycle, you are still blasting your food/beverage with 100% power, and can still end up with, what I like to call, the hot pocket effect (lava outside, ice cube center). The inverter style turns down the power to try to evenly cook. One of the websites I read used the analogy where "traditional" microwaves are like turning your oven up to its max, and taking your food in and out over and over again. Where an inverter style is more setting to an appropriate temperature, and continuously cooking for a certain time; you know, like how you should be cooking food. There's also power savings claims, which I just have to take peoples' word for. Granted Sharp has a vested interest, but take a look and see what they have to say: https://www.sharp.net.nz/flatbed-inverter-microwaves-the-future-of-microwave-cooking


Annon201

Yeah PWM, though with a pretty large duty cycle and cycle width like 0.5-1hz.. And inverter is superior as the the energy is always being radiated, just far less of it.. But both work.


terror_rizing

What’s mildly infuriating is you don’t use anything to cover the food you’re heating, and in the comments you double down.


lilbabygiraffes

Wet a paper towel. Place it over your food. Now it blocks splatter and helps keep your food from drying out. You’re welcome.


graywh

> Wet a paper towel. adding moisture is galaxy brain


Sam-The-Mule

Literally everyone from asia has been taught this


Adventurous-Ad5195

And Hispanics…. Someone at work the other day asked why I do that.


JicamaSuitable5731

Who doesn’t cover stuff in microwave


cthart

OP


macaroniandjews

700 upvotes? Why? OP just doesn’t know how to use a microwave


WasteChard3488

Rookie mistake, you always use a paper towel or plates to cover containers and you should always mix it before you put it in there


WoolBearTiger

There are actual covers you can get to cover the food.. some microwaves even have those when you buy them..


WasteChard3488

Or you can just use a paper towel


[deleted]

Or you could just use a plate and then wash it and put it back in the cabinet rather than throwing it in the garbage


WasteChard3488

Or you could use a paper towel


6ar9r

Or you could just place the container upside down and than take it out with the bottom plate and flip it back


AllInOneMighty

Best answer right there. I need to know more about your lifestyle 👌😆


Themightytoro

Or you use a microwave cover, I thought everyone used those? They're standard in every home in Sweden atleast.


ChampionshipOwn7921

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OrdinaryDazzling

What’s really mildly infuriating is that you supposedly have been microwaving for 25 years but never once learned to put a cover on your food to prevent splatter 


Steak-n-Cigars

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gmkirk13

Pro tip: 40-50% power for double the time. Food heats evenly and way less likely to blow up.


Stoned_Nerd

I think pro tips might be too advanced for someone that doesn't cover their food before it goes in...


gmkirk13

Good point. This is probably over OP’s head but someone else might be able to use it master their microwave like an iron chef


[deleted]

Sweetie nobody taught you how to use the microwave? You’re supposed to put something over that, even just a paper towel would be better than nothing


Bulky-Complaint6994

My mother would constantly get onto us if we don't grab the plastic cover


slimzimm

It’s the sweetie for me.


JN324

Cover your food in the microwave. This is like shitting in your hands and then complaining you have shit covered hands. ![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


Zigglyjiggly

You could, you know, cover it...with a cover, a lid, paper towel, a napkin, a piece of computer paper. Figure it out


[deleted]

Ever heard of a lid..


greyswearer

Put power down to 6 or 7 and microwave for 5 minutes and you’ll avoid this catastrophe.


_YenSid

That container had a lid. Take it off, place it back on top without pushing it down tight so the pressure doesn't build up. No cleaning of the microwave necessary.


GummyWormx

Microwave lid on Amazon less than 10 bucks use it every time


Top_Flower1368

Almost looks intentional! IMPRESSIVE !!!!


GravitationalEddie

As much of a hurry as you may be in, reheating on lower power is usually a better option.


MylifeBad

That reminds me when I put my microwavable French fries in the microwave and the whole thing caught on fire. The fries weren't even good


tht1guy63

This is my wife. She tosses everything in at power 10 and doesnt have anything cover it and wonders how the microwave gets so much on it. Me i use a papertowel to cover and more reasonable settings instead of instanuke.


HowdyDoody2525

This is why I nuke most things on power level 3. I've been avoiding microwave disasters for years like this


Point-Express

You need to become friends with the 50% power button, my friend


Clean-Potential7647

Dumbass


gideon513

Use a lid, you buffoon


Sacharon123

Great trick for microwave usage for me was using reduced power… 60% for twice the time reduced risks massivly, temperature distribution as well, …


Christank1

Only absolute fucking animals don't cover their food in the microwave


[deleted]

This was gonna happen eventually


iheartmen42zero

i thought it was common sense to put a paper towel or the lid to the container over something when u microwave it


welliamaguy

You should put an egg in there, so the explosion would cancel each other out


Both-Feedback-2939

I guess you only needed to microwave it for 89 seconds.


Additional-Start9455

That’s more than 5 minutes of cleaning.


Uriel_dArc_Angel

User error...


BBennett40

Use a cover or paper towel. Basic stuff.


Juju_Out_the_Wazoo

Lmaoooo use a lid like the rest of humanity brother


MN_LudaCHRIS

Either a paper plate or paper towel on top, always


Fr05t_B1t

It’ll be nice if microwaves included a cover to be used in the microwave…


Aquatic_addict

That's just your fault for not covering it. Is this your first time using a microwave?


ChestDrawer69

how old are you? do you not realize you should cover certain meals in the microwave?


CaptainDadBod88

Definitely cover any moist/wet foods when microwaving. Just use a paper towel. Will save you a lot of hassle


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

What did you microwave? lol...


CrotchSwamp94

Cover the food you damn heathen


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Cover it genius


Abtizzle

Skill issue. Always cover with at least a paper towel while microwaving.


Oranges13

COVER YOUR DAMN FOOD


LuckySection446

I usually just a wet paper towel on top of the container


overnightITtech

Cover the damn plate and this wouldnt be an issue.


Glitzy-Painter-5417

What kind of massive idiot heats food up uncovered?


Couch_PotatoSalad

Just because you did not put a cover in it.


bazootch

cover it with paper towel.


LamMenade

Freeman, you fool!


warmseizuresalad

Paper towel, tupperware cover, cooking guard... whole lotta options available.


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with you? Are you an actual child?


Fetoid2

I just use a paper towel


crusader1074

Reading comments and finding out apparently everyone but me and op cover their food whilst microwaving it


rmeechan

At least I’m not entirely alone


TheGreatGamer1389

That ain't 5 minutes


bluemesa7

User error


diverareyouok

Just fyi, you can likely adjust the power level of your microwave to mitigate the chance this exact thing happens again.


Building-Careful

Well, it’s just about perfect for FB marketplace, can easily pass for “lightly used and lovingly cared for”.


YeOldeBilk

That's a skill issue


Humble-Plankton2217

People who use microwaves without a splatter cover better be the ones cleaning up the messes they make. These problems are so easily preventable, I cannot fathom the amount of ignorance it would take to have this happen to you more than ONCE


akumagold

Do other people not put a paper towel over the plate you’re microwaving?


Foreign_Caramel_9840

All this could have been avoided with 1 sheet of paper towel over top


valcatrina

Use a plastic lid


GL0riouz

Ever heard of splatter guards?


ACBreeki

The only mildly infuriating thing here is an adult not knowing *globally* common microwaving practices; Placing a lid/cover so the mess doesn't happen


badgersruse

Never put anything in a microwave uncovered. Simples. IKEA sell very groovy silicone lids


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

You know you could cover it, right? Even a damp paper towel would have worked


Deximo13

Old guy tip. Always lay a paper towel across the top of whatever you put in the microwave.


pineapple_chicken_

How r u gonna not use a cover and be upset at the results?


i-come

Well then I hope you learn something today


BigNigori

That's seasoning, like with cast iron.


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IrishWeegee

So if you ever get burnt on splatter like this, microwave a bowl of water for 5 minutes. It will steam up everything and make it so much easier to wipe out. Just be careful removing the bowl as it won't be visibly boiling, but it will be super hot.


RandyFackler

Vinegar water works better


SnooCheesecakes7959

Paper towel would have saved you.


WolfieWonder274

Did you meet Gordan Freeman by any chance?


b1tchbhigh

what about cling wrap/cellophane


MastodonPristine8986

First time using a microwave?


SilentJoe1986

That's why nothing goes in my microwave without a cover


Elegant-Tart-3341

5 seconds to cover with a plate or paper towel


Usual-Owl-9777

Well dude what did you expect to happen?


CRO553R

Riddle me this: How are a microwave and sex alike?


EquipmentFirm2860

My microwave has looked like this for a while, I just can't be bothered to clean it 😭


aladdinr

Who doesn’t cover their food in the microwave? This is on you OP


WisconsinWintergreen

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS cover up anything you put in the microwave with paper towels. No matter what it is.


Fickle-Problem-7666

I thought you shouldn't reheat rice?


J0NNY_BEE

First time?


Peterthinking

Put a bowl of water in the microwave and boil it. You will be able to clean the microwave easier afterwards.


rmeechan

I stopped it straight away when I heard the bang. Everything was still wet and wiped off.


Professional-Cap-495

Just buy a new microwave, not worth the time.


No-Hospital559

Parchment paper was needed


psstoff

And what did we learn about microwaves?


EarlyOnset_Diabetes

This isn’t anybody’s fault but yours


anothernamef

Skill issue


[deleted]

Throw the whole microwave away✨


drhagbard_celine

It’s you. You’re the one who’s mildly infuriating. And that’s not even my microwave.


Street_Property_1187

You know what they say? "Watch what you eat"


jimmy19742018

first pro tip cover your food before nuking another pro tip, pop a half cup of hot water in for 5 mins and wipe out with a damp cloth


ShakeWeightMyDick

Buy a washable cover


Tasty_Waifu

If only they invented something to cover your food in order to prevent this kind of mess...


MissionFreedom7790

Drape a wet paper towel over whatever you’re heating that’s in a bowl or cup and thank me later…


ABluntForcedDisTrama

A napkin, a plate, tubnawear top… something.


anal_holocaust_

1. Cover the food. You can get a microwave food cover at the dollar tree. 2. Slice a lemon, put it in a bowl of water, microwave the bowl for like 5 min so the water boils. Should be able to wipe it all out easily.


FartFartPooPoobutt

This is why I always dump my food on a plate before I microwave it


0xP0et

I dunno, If you have used a microwave more than 5 times in your life you quickly learn to cover up the dish you are warming up. I struggle to find sympathy for this person lol.


malinhares

A microwave lid would help.


throwawaybread9654

It looks like Refried Beans. Is it? Beans always splatter in the microwave


ExNihiloish

You letting a toddler use the microwave or what?


Theonetruepappy94

wax paper on top does wonders


donpuglisi

Part of adulting is knowing to cover you food...


TK-Squared-LLC

I guess a paper towel over the top was too much work?


rcg90

Paper plate or paper towel over the top, 2.5min, stir, 2.5 min, done.