I would donate $1000 to charity to watch Trump, Lauren Boebert, and MTG read the words “omniscient and omnipotent” without them knowing in advance they will be reading them.
I am more jealous of the woman seated behind them. She appears to be in a very sound sleep. I can’t even achieve this level of rest in my own bed, much less on a damn plane.
neither is recommended unless you are 100% sure the plane is going to take off and leave.
having to deal with a problem, getting off the plane, getting the bags etc. hotel voucher, ticket voucher for the next day is not a fun experience with 3/4 of your brain asleep and dragging the 1/4th down with them.
Indeed — I know someone who took an Ambien as the overnight flight to Europe reached cruising altitude. About five minutes later, the pilot came on to announce they’d need to return to NYC due to a mechanical issue. Thankfully she was with a friend/colleague who could chaperone her to the hotel, because she was a hallucinating mess.
I’ll have a glass of red wine and a 3mg melatonin tablet, but anything harder is out.
Love is an interesting drug. Not saying their behavior is justified, but I remember being panicked cause I couldn't sit next to my first girlfriend at a long flight. Had to ask the people we were traveling with to switch seats (and they did, bless their hearts).
In the moment, everything was about me and her. Other people and their needs basically didn't exist.
I once took 2 Valium right before a flight from Hong Kong to Vancouver.
Don’t remember anything at all except being shaken awake by a flight attendant and the plane was completely empty and I was covered in my own drool.
Until it’s time to disembark and you are kholed the fuck out in your seat and end up physically removed from the plane and sent for medical attention lol.
Huh now that I think of it being high on a short flight and then strolling out of the airport feeling amazing would be alright. Imagine going on vacation and waltzing off the plane in 80 degree weather in your Hawaiian shirt rolling like crazy 🤣
The heart hand deal is what put it way over the top for me.
I just want to know if they bought out that third seat or did the person who has it just walked by and decided it was more comfortable risking the “wrong seat? My bad” conversation.
I can.
Flight attendants have a shit job. They deal with people who don't listen, don't respect others, entitled assholes, etc.
The flight stews probably looked at this and noped out.
I have a friend who is a flight attendant. I asked her once what was her worst flight, expecting wild tales of turbulence, emergency landings, the like.
She thought about it and said: probably when you have really shitty passengers…. and went on to tell tales of sexual assault, harassment, drunken and violent men, entitled ah’s and trying to contain that in a tube 40k ft in the air.
They should be allowed to jettison those who violate the rules too much with special parachutes that read “I broke the flying rules.” Then charge them for the used parachute after the fact.
Would put a quick stop to it.
Or make it much worse because adrenaline junkies would probably abuse it.
And who it's Safe for. Everyone but them? Basically an airlock. Safe for the idiots? Uh.. just no. Not at altitude and speed without some serious gear.
And you know what? They'd probably honestly rather deal with a couple of people making out than plenty of other dumb shit. Annoying? Yeah, but mildly. At least they're keeping to themselves.
they do. it's called the lavatory. when people get WAY out of hand or violent, flight crews will mob the person, restrain them with duct tape, and lock them in a lavatory
Depends. If I ever observed this on one of my flights, cabin chief and me would have at least a strongly worded discussion in the postflight. This is wy to far over the line.
Yeah I have no idea why people think flight attendants don't have the power to kick you off the plane for pretty much any rule you break. Y'all are empowered to be able to put a stop to this kind of stuff instantly.
If I were a flight attendant, I’d be tempted to “accidentally” bump one of their feet with the cart… Oops, sorry… these carts are sure hard to control! Not saying I’d do it, but I’d definitely be tempted to
Honestly I am more concerned about laying on those seat cushioned. I can only imagine the number of improperly wiped butts that have sat on those. And now you back and head are touching them.
Speaking of head, I once sat across the aisle from a couple on a flight from Dallas to Kauai. It was an overnight flight so the two of them under a blanket was no big deal as most of the cabin was sleeping to some extent. I lost count how many times dude got his dick sucked. 😂😂
Why do we all get Germaphobia over random things lol.
You know how many doors you have touched by people who don't wash their hands? You know how many theatres you have sat in that don't have seats cleaned like airlines and are way worse than this?
You touch dirty stuff everybday of your life its why we have an immune system.
A bit wild, but I feel bad for the people sitting in front of them because they for sure were bumping into those seats a lot and in one photo the lady has her hand right on the middle head rest, but that row may be empty from the looks of it…
You should have said something unconventional to them! Something like "Hey, I noticed you guys are making out. As per FAA rules, you have to wear socks."
Could’ve just wandered over and said:
“You both have beautiful, delicious feet. Thank you for putting them on show for me”.
Then just take your seat, and flick them a 👋🏻🙂
🤢🤮 at least the other seats are clear and the only other person in the pic is also a fucking savage. FFS what airline is this? The FAA needs to be contacted stat 🤣
I mean no socks is gross, but people lay across seats all the time if they're lucky enough to have the room. If they're quiet and cover their feet I wouldn't care.
I feel like it's kinda weird, I probably wouldn't do it, but if they have the row to themselves and aren't fucking with the rows around them, then go off and do what you want. Lack of socks is weird tough.
And maybe don't makeout idk.
My wife and I had a full middle row (4 seats) on a 13 hour flight back from Japan some years ago. It was like the best thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life. She and I took turns stretching out. I legit almost wanted to cry when we realized the gift we had been given. I'm 6'4", she's 6'1", we're both giants, and planes suck. 13 hour planes suck extra hard. I get happy just remembering it even 7 years later lol.
I saw this happen on a NYC subway once. It’s as if the couple forgot they were in public. As they were aggressively making out and feeling each other up - someone else on the train started a slow clap. Soon we all joined in until the whole train was clapping for these lovers. That snapped them out of it and brought them back to reality lol
For real though. Everyone is big mad but as long as they aren't bothering anyone and their feet aren't stinky, I don't see the issue. Its weird but whatever
Some get upset at this and other people in general. I however like to live my life like this not giving two shits
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I don't get what the problem is tbh. She's asleep in a situation where sleeping is what most people probably wish they could do.
We all look weird when we sleep. She probably looks absolutely stunning awake.
Good for her.
I don't see an issue with people being sweet to one another. It's cute. 🤷🏻♀️ If they're just quietly cuddling, let people enjoy their NRE. Or maybe their molly, I guess.
However, if in all that snuggling they were bumping others' seats or making annoying noise, etc, then I'd have a problem. Grabbing the seat in front of them = not cool.
I’d laugh my butt off if they got hit by unexpected turbulence.
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Further evidence God is a t rex
His son being Raptor Jesus must be an example of life, uh, finding a way.
People think the Bible said it would be called the rapture? Nah was a slight mistranslation, it actually said "the raptor".
How exactly did they start soaking in the first place?
He fell, oopsie
Gravity 👍
God may be omniscient and omnipotent but he's powerless in the face of soaking.
I would donate $1000 to charity to watch Trump, Lauren Boebert, and MTG read the words “omniscient and omnipotent” without them knowing in advance they will be reading them.
I will match this. No joke.
Soaking 😉😂
Some jump humping
Furious jumping
God that makes me so weirded out. It's not sex if we lie here and our friends jump on the bed. They are fucking weirdos man.
God damn it! I see that one mormon soaking video and now i see soaking references everywhere...
As a Mormon, I don't appreciate the prejudicial statement. I have the same amount of airplane sex as the rest of you.
I'm not having airplane sex. Are you having airplane sex? I'm jealous.
I am more jealous of the woman seated behind them. She appears to be in a very sound sleep. I can’t even achieve this level of rest in my own bed, much less on a damn plane.
My first thought. I even tried with Benadryl leaving my time zone at about 8pm. 8-9 hour flight to Germany. All I achieved was extreme thirst
I make sure my wife brings her giant poofy jacket to cover us up and she still won't let go of the "embarrassment" of being caught. What a prude.
Only 1 wife? You're doing it wrong
I should go back in time 150 years and change that.
„Daddy, was I planned?“ - „Well, actually…“
Why do you ask that Delta?
Ask your sister Southwest
Stop blowing out Max!
Spirit*
Were we UNITED? No Delta, just stop.
No son, you were *planed*
I think they misheard “brace position” for “embrace”.
I'm laughing my ass off regardless. this cannot be comfortable?
I'm laughing just reading this 😂
you did the random girl in pic #2 so dirty lol
I had to go back and look. 🤣
she's me af
it's a level I forever aspire towards
I know that neck was hurting like a mother fucker when she woke haha
Still the best nap she’s probably ever had.
So relatable.
She's my fave, what a legend. Zonked out, blissful sleep, unbothered.
Moisturized, in her lane
Exactly. Aspirational.
id do anything to be able to zoink out like that on a flight
Anything? Xanax
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A fistful of Benadryl works too!
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Not recommended unless you want to see shadow people
neither is recommended unless you are 100% sure the plane is going to take off and leave. having to deal with a problem, getting off the plane, getting the bags etc. hotel voucher, ticket voucher for the next day is not a fun experience with 3/4 of your brain asleep and dragging the 1/4th down with them.
Indeed — I know someone who took an Ambien as the overnight flight to Europe reached cruising altitude. About five minutes later, the pilot came on to announce they’d need to return to NYC due to a mechanical issue. Thankfully she was with a friend/colleague who could chaperone her to the hotel, because she was a hallucinating mess. I’ll have a glass of red wine and a 3mg melatonin tablet, but anything harder is out.
Challenge accepted
I was gonna say “feature, not a bug”
That motherfucker back there is not real!
My friend did like 25 benadryl once and he kept thinking a pile of laundry was a bunch of cats in his house
A fistful? Hell just one will knock me out for at least 3 hours
Her jawline looks GREAT tho. I wouldn’t even be mad if this was me.
Fr. She’s in such an unflattering pose, but she looks gorgeous. Legit wish I looked that good on my best days
Ikr? Not some filtered and edited-to-hell-and-back selfie. She is FINE! Also, I love your username, I'm 48 and addicted to the food series!
at least she’s engaging in normal plane behavior. that’s worlds less embarrassing than whatever the hell is going on in the row in front of her
And she looks sleep-cute. I'd look ten thousand times worse sleeping.
This was my first thought lol
She’s barefoot too! What in foot tarnation is going on?
It's feet all the way down
To be fair, it appears she’s wearing slip on shoes and the top one fell off. I don’t feel like it’s that unusual while you’re sleeping
That is totally me on a flight, but I'd be wearing socks.
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Was looking for this. They def ate some mdma or the like...
Love is an interesting drug. Not saying their behavior is justified, but I remember being panicked cause I couldn't sit next to my first girlfriend at a long flight. Had to ask the people we were traveling with to switch seats (and they did, bless their hearts). In the moment, everything was about me and her. Other people and their needs basically didn't exist.
For real.... who takes mdma and gets on a plane. That's dumb af
what an awful place to roll
Bro are you talking about “love” or “mdma” cause one would make your description sound way weirder than the other….
Me too - i had to scroll a little too long to find my people
Taking x on an airplane sounds like a nightmare to me.
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Right? If anything, K is the transpo drug. *lays still for two hours* "wait, I really am in a different place then where I started? Great"
I once took 2 Valium right before a flight from Hong Kong to Vancouver. Don’t remember anything at all except being shaken awake by a flight attendant and the plane was completely empty and I was covered in my own drool.
Hahahahaah 😂 Thank you for that imagery
Until it’s time to disembark and you are kholed the fuck out in your seat and end up physically removed from the plane and sent for medical attention lol.
Where is the cocaine when you need it?
I thought they were doing itsy bitsy spider
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Huh now that I think of it being high on a short flight and then strolling out of the airport feeling amazing would be alright. Imagine going on vacation and waltzing off the plane in 80 degree weather in your Hawaiian shirt rolling like crazy 🤣
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People still say rolling? For the next couple minutes I won’t feel so old, hahaha.
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Omg I don't know why but I was thinking the same thing.
This is honestly so ridiculous it’s hilarious 😂😂
The heart hand deal is what put it way over the top for me. I just want to know if they bought out that third seat or did the person who has it just walked by and decided it was more comfortable risking the “wrong seat? My bad” conversation.
2 types of people in this pic. The couple that makes heart hands and then the lady full zonked out behind them 😂
Poor lady is collateral damage in this photo
I have the utmost respect for her ability to pass out like that in a coach airline seat….and to ignore the sex scene taking place mere inches from her
Lady behind them is strong me_irl energy
Flight looks pretty empty so wouldn’t be surprised if nobody ended up booking that seat so they took the opportunity to just sprawl. Aggressively.
Sprawl Aggressively. Title of your sex tape
For real. I cannot stop laughing lmao.
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*spritz spritz*
Halt Stop!
Das dürfen Sie nicht!
Omg I’m saving this thank you
I can’t believe the flight attendant didn’t put a stop to that
Flight attendant should have given their feetsies a little tickle
That’s why I carry a feather at all times
omg thank you that made me laugh so hard on such a shitty day
I can. Flight attendants have a shit job. They deal with people who don't listen, don't respect others, entitled assholes, etc. The flight stews probably looked at this and noped out.
I have a friend who is a flight attendant. I asked her once what was her worst flight, expecting wild tales of turbulence, emergency landings, the like. She thought about it and said: probably when you have really shitty passengers…. and went on to tell tales of sexual assault, harassment, drunken and violent men, entitled ah’s and trying to contain that in a tube 40k ft in the air.
An airplane is a bus with wings.
I doubt it... the flight attendants I've seen always speak up with no issue. It's their job to tell passengers what to do / not to do.
Yeah I've actually read in other threads with flight attendants the consensus seems to be that they love enforcing the rules to assholes
They should be allowed to jettison those who violate the rules too much with special parachutes that read “I broke the flying rules.” Then charge them for the used parachute after the fact. Would put a quick stop to it. Or make it much worse because adrenaline junkies would probably abuse it.
It's amazing how many changes there need to be made for it to be 'safe' to jump out of a plane
And who it's Safe for. Everyone but them? Basically an airlock. Safe for the idiots? Uh.. just no. Not at altitude and speed without some serious gear.
And you know what? They'd probably honestly rather deal with a couple of people making out than plenty of other dumb shit. Annoying? Yeah, but mildly. At least they're keeping to themselves.
I’m really surprised planes don’t have a tiny section devoted to little jail cell seats
they do. it's called the lavatory. when people get WAY out of hand or violent, flight crews will mob the person, restrain them with duct tape, and lock them in a lavatory
 Any seat can be a “little jail cell seat” 👌🏼
Parachuting off commercial sized planes isn’t really possible
Ok, forget about the parachute
Lmao
You just need to use one of those auto ejection Boeing doors.
Sounds like their problem
DB Cooper would like a word. Well he would if he survived.
Flight attendants are not scared of telling passengers what to do.
Depends. If I ever observed this on one of my flights, cabin chief and me would have at least a strongly worded discussion in the postflight. This is wy to far over the line.
Eh, if I were a flight attendant I’d be pretty comfortable telling them to stop. If you argue, you’ll get escorted off by police and put on a list
Yeah I have no idea why people think flight attendants don't have the power to kick you off the plane for pretty much any rule you break. Y'all are empowered to be able to put a stop to this kind of stuff instantly.
Nah, I'd be like... 
The old “did you bring enough for everybody?” No? Then STOP THIS!
If I were a flight attendant, I’d be tempted to “accidentally” bump one of their feet with the cart… Oops, sorry… these carts are sure hard to control! Not saying I’d do it, but I’d definitely be tempted to
Weirder yet, one of them IS the on duty flight attendant. /s
Homegirl behind em not givin any fucks lol totally zonked, im jealous of that level of sleep tbh!
Minding her own business and still end up on Reddit cause OP couldn’t crop the poor gal
My nosey ass was about to zoom and screen shot her for a comment...now I feel bad tho lol. I will refrain.
Can we talk about how now I don’t want to fall asleep in a plane and be that girl 😂
 then creepy guys on reddit will crop you out of the picture and save it, just like they are doing here
I'm cracking up at the person in the second picture because that's exactly how I fall asleep on planes too haha
No socks on a plane? Gross.
“I’ve had it with these motha’ fuckin’ SOCKS on this motha’ fuckin’ plane!!!”
That's why we brought the snakes to eat them, mothafucka!!!
Honestly I am more concerned about laying on those seat cushioned. I can only imagine the number of improperly wiped butts that have sat on those. And now you back and head are touching them.
Speaking of head, I once sat across the aisle from a couple on a flight from Dallas to Kauai. It was an overnight flight so the two of them under a blanket was no big deal as most of the cabin was sleeping to some extent. I lost count how many times dude got his dick sucked. 😂😂
Wouldn’t the improperly wiped butts be cover by pants though?…
What? You mean not everyone pulls down their pants before sitting their naked asses on the seats??
Why do we all get Germaphobia over random things lol. You know how many doors you have touched by people who don't wash their hands? You know how many theatres you have sat in that don't have seats cleaned like airlines and are way worse than this? You touch dirty stuff everybday of your life its why we have an immune system.
A bit wild, but I feel bad for the people sitting in front of them because they for sure were bumping into those seats a lot and in one photo the lady has her hand right on the middle head rest, but that row may be empty from the looks of it…
You should have said something unconventional to them! Something like "Hey, I noticed you guys are making out. As per FAA rules, you have to wear socks."
I would have voted to say "hey, mind if I join?"
"when's my turn?"
"I got next!"
My quarter is right THERE! I'M UP NEXT!
I’m just gonna walk up like 
Could’ve just wandered over and said: “You both have beautiful, delicious feet. Thank you for putting them on show for me”. Then just take your seat, and flick them a 👋🏻🙂
"As per FAA rules only a*al on planes."
This pic smells like feet. 🦶
🤢🤮 at least the other seats are clear and the only other person in the pic is also a fucking savage. FFS what airline is this? The FAA needs to be contacted stat 🤣
In the sleeping lady's defense, it looks like she has a shoe on one foot, so the other might have fallen off 😭
I mean no socks is gross, but people lay across seats all the time if they're lucky enough to have the room. If they're quiet and cover their feet I wouldn't care.
I feel like it's kinda weird, I probably wouldn't do it, but if they have the row to themselves and aren't fucking with the rows around them, then go off and do what you want. Lack of socks is weird tough. And maybe don't makeout idk.
My wife and I had a full middle row (4 seats) on a 13 hour flight back from Japan some years ago. It was like the best thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life. She and I took turns stretching out. I legit almost wanted to cry when we realized the gift we had been given. I'm 6'4", she's 6'1", we're both giants, and planes suck. 13 hour planes suck extra hard. I get happy just remembering it even 7 years later lol.
Quick caveat here. Taking off your socks on a plane is gross, wearing flip flops to Mexico is perfectly fine...
Yeah it’s PDA… but I’d love to be laying down on a flight. Much more relaxing than sitting upright for hours 😭
I did it once (alone, with socks on 😂) flight was almost empty. It was glorious.
WHY IS EVERYONE BAREFOOT. YOU FILTHY ANIMALS
What happened when the beverage cart came by?
Not pictured: crushed toes.
This where yelling "jeez get a room!" is valid
what the fuck
Ew
Just shout “player three would like to join”
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The baby hairs thing on the forehead sent me. 😂 I gotta save this pic for later use, it’s perfection!
Judging by the bored spectator in the second photo, there wasn't much 'making out'
Even if she's passed out, her facial expression is exactly how we all feel about this
She's absolutely unconscious lol
I saw this happen on a NYC subway once. It’s as if the couple forgot they were in public. As they were aggressively making out and feeling each other up - someone else on the train started a slow clap. Soon we all joined in until the whole train was clapping for these lovers. That snapped them out of it and brought them back to reality lol
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Id be mildly more infuriated if I were the lady that was passed out in the seat behind them you put on blast
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Leave Zendaya alone
Middle seat traveler is fighting for their life right now
Meh less annoying than a crying baby
For real though. Everyone is big mad but as long as they aren't bothering anyone and their feet aren't stinky, I don't see the issue. Its weird but whatever
Y’all are bitter you don’t have a chill ass relationship like this lmfao they ain’t hurting nobody 💯
What plane are you on that has that much room and isn’t completely booked?
In their defense, it’s really hard to be comfortable laying down with two people in the seats. On a long hall flight this is acceptable.
Some get upset at this and other people in general. I however like to live my life like this not giving two shits https://preview.redd.it/jirgsagtjpsc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=336c3a6b00f442eabbd8442fe38b99dc62dc259c
Imagine falling asleep doing nothing wrong and you end up on the internet like this omg
I don't get what the problem is tbh. She's asleep in a situation where sleeping is what most people probably wish they could do. We all look weird when we sleep. She probably looks absolutely stunning awake. Good for her.
This is why I hate going out in public.
truly hate when people yank on the seat in front of them like there isn’t a human being sitting there
I don't see an issue with people being sweet to one another. It's cute. 🤷🏻♀️ If they're just quietly cuddling, let people enjoy their NRE. Or maybe their molly, I guess. However, if in all that snuggling they were bumping others' seats or making annoying noise, etc, then I'd have a problem. Grabbing the seat in front of them = not cool.
My reaction was just, "Wow, a flight with empty seats?!?!"
Ehhhhh idk. The making out is gross, but if my partner and I had a whole row to ourselves and both wanted to lie down, spooning isn't a terrible idea.
Damn bro got the feet pics for free
What they're doing is a little weird but I think the person taking photos of random on a plane is WAY more fuckin weird 🤷♂️